Oh god... Oh god no... No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOO- Wait... What?... Dude... Come on just finish the line... That's it... Wait, no... Nope... Oh... Oh yeah... There we go... Yup... Try another one... Okay, good, now finish it... That's how you say it- OH DEAR GOD LOL
hahahaha HAAAAA!! LMMFAAAO!! that demon came outta nowhere. his ass shouldve been a tackle 4 the NFL, the way he pouced on that devil worshiper. this 1 was hilarious. LOL altho dude, is it necessary 2 hack up phlegm when calling 4th the evil 1?? hahahaha, wish all could be this way.
The moment I clicked this video and heard the sweet thrumming music of Dead Can Dance I knew this would be an amazing video. That was Towards the Within from the Into The Labyrinth album. I love you. lol
"Why the fuck is my incantation so damn long, but Vargel's is two words? Jesus christ, if it was just two words, We wouldn't have these problems.. I need a new agent.."
"Now let's discuss that Tim. Here we can see him reciting the spell, and BAM. Tackled at the 40. He was going for the touchdown. He could have easily juked him out or spun away. And look at his teammate coming from behind. He didn't even try to block. He barely even made an effort. That's what I call poor coaching and poor training. They need to get their heads in the game with the match up against their division rivals next week, The Cthulus."
@behindertesau FUCK YOU, YOU WHORE! YOU NEVER BADMOUTH LOVECRAFT YOU SHITFACED COCKSHITTER! I HOPE CTHULU COMES OUT OF THE BOWELS OF HELL AND RAPES YOU AS YOU BEG FOR MERCY AS HIS FIREY CUMSHOT RIPS THROUGH YOUR BODY AND YOU FEEL EVERY AGONIZING INCH OF IT AND IT RIPS YOUR FACE OFF. AND I WILL STAND THERE LAUGHING AND FUCKING YOUR FACE AND PISSING IN IT WHEN I'M DONE!! AND YES!!! I MAD!!!
"Really? Really, John? I get summoned all the way from the inner circles of hell just to watch you eat my sacrifice? Bullshit, John, I'm over fifty thousand years old, I don't need this shit."
I've been watching your videos lately and have noticed several Evil Dead references. Especially in this one (book of the dead at the start) and the main character in The Cellar (looking like Bruce Campbell in the first two movies with his face doused in blood). Am I correct in thinking that these references were placed in your films on purpose?
LOL, this takes me back to Russian 101 in college, when all of us Americans would be struggling to pronounce "perfectly normal" phrases like, say, _k vzgljadu_. (Which can be translated "towards the viewpoint," and which a 7-year-old Russian kid considers easy-peasy, of course!)
the guy was fuckin pissin the first demon off he was like "what the mother fuckin hell are you doin man! read it out properly you half witted bastard!"
@MrThumbsup They're called armour rings. You can buy them at any "goth" store. Depending on where you live, Camden in London's always a good bet. Or just type in "armour ring" on eBay or something XD
They're pretty neat - always a good conversation starter, although I wouldn't recommend them if you're trying to get laid!
The necronomicon is a real book, but was not written by h.p. lovecraft. It is a book of rituals and the history of the Old Ones and their battle with the ancient forces of Good. Ishtar mostly.
@trentroolz no, the necronomicon is not a real book. it's a book of spells, written by the Mad Arab, Abdul Alhazred, who is a fictional character. Lovecraft wrote about the Necronomicon, it appeared in alot of his novels, but that doesn't make it real.
Mummylike thing: "HEYYYYY I was here first!"
Gego01 2 weeks ago
Oh god... Oh god no... No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOO- Wait... What?... Dude... Come on just finish the line... That's it... Wait, no... Nope... Oh... Oh yeah... There we go... Yup... Try another one... Okay, good, now finish it... That's how you say it- OH DEAR GOD LOL
Jack98993 1 month ago
whats the song in the end called
blossom1231000 1 month ago
This.....was hilarious xD
xRavenDarkAutumnx 1 month ago
saw that book in "evil dead" or "hocus pocus" LOL, that demon was like, "HEEY, WTF MAN?....DAAAMN!!" hahahaha
MARVIA35 3 months ago
hahahaha HAAAAA!! LMMFAAAO!! that demon came outta nowhere. his ass shouldve been a tackle 4 the NFL, the way he pouced on that devil worshiper. this 1 was hilarious. LOL altho dude, is it necessary 2 hack up phlegm when calling 4th the evil 1?? hahahaha, wish all could be this way.
MARVIA35 3 months ago
Love the way the demon at the back is like "Dude! I had dibs!"
TheMightyFiction 3 months ago 7
Lol xD I loved this video x)
Belldandy722 3 months ago
0:26 Necronomicon Ex Mortis.
HaloGuru13 3 months ago
hmm this doesnt really match the thumbnail......
memory713 3 months ago 4
эххх...а так долго ждал) xD
koshkoNB 3 months ago
Awesome. Having fun with the conventions I see?
endersgame55 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Fewdiodotcom
That was hilarious.
VampirateYuki 4 months ago
Hansel? Hansel?
SSJ4Yujiro 4 months ago
The moment I clicked this video and heard the sweet thrumming music of Dead Can Dance I knew this would be an amazing video. That was Towards the Within from the Into The Labyrinth album. I love you. lol
CaptainMoochan 5 months ago
swept my heart off
xoxluckycharmsx 5 months ago
damn you sneaky ass chargers and your bitch ass stealth!
julez13100 5 months ago
Good one! :D
petar228 5 months ago
мухахах, ахуенная тема)
safawefq3tq34tq34t 5 months ago
necrinomicon?!
Pandafye 5 months ago
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shlomi1512 6 months ago
Left 4 Dead 2 karma charged lmao
RSFewOfTheMany 6 months ago
LMAO! I LOVED IT!
undeadsavage 6 months ago
karma charged
47amishassassin 6 months ago
Ahahaha that was great :D
Stupid fucking teenagers, screwing around with black magic like it's some kind of game or something 9_9 Damn kids these days, I tell you ...
DarthFennec 6 months ago
Wth is this
Dangerouszoestiglitz 7 months ago
It's really cool to watch these and find one with a sense of humor.
SDC435 7 months ago 21
LMFAO
GratifyingPigs 8 months ago
I like this.
08752285xx 8 months ago
left 4 dead charger?
mrzip48 9 months ago
"Why the fuck is my incantation so damn long, but Vargel's is two words? Jesus christ, if it was just two words, We wouldn't have these problems.. I need a new agent.."
Swordboy2006 9 months ago
after watching cleansed this is so fuckin funny!!
boxinglegendd 9 months ago
ROFL soo good :D
ThePCMaster2000 9 months ago
Was that the Necronomicon?
kingman450 9 months ago
@kingman450 i saw it and right away thought of evil dead haha
Trevor5069 8 months ago
I'm not pretty sure, but... ¿LOL?
Ralv988 9 months ago
was that a fuckin troll ?1:30
witchcraftboy 9 months ago
Thats perfect)))
konstantintenko 9 months ago
what the hell was that behind him?
satenda6th 10 months ago
nercramonican ex mortus
TheSuperweasle 10 months ago
ROFL at 0:50 he say something that sound like "jaime la desh" wich in french mean "i love jizz"
180bananasplit 11 months ago 20
@180bananasplit lol
kalastaja132 9 months ago
I lol'd.
yellowrooster97 11 months ago
this is how i lost my last job...
Harimuu 11 months ago
Heh.
QueenAnime99 11 months ago
See even demons have kill stealers
OscuroBlade 11 months ago 4
That was perhaps the most entertaining summoning on YT. XD
LenferOblige 11 months ago
LMAO !!!! XD
91FroSt91 11 months ago
lmfao
sonic911 11 months ago
yup, not confused at all!
disturbing18 11 months ago
i lol'd so hard!
mariorosas5150 11 months ago
Poor monster, he looks so unfairly deceived.
IlyaUshar 11 months ago
This one was more funny than scary
shadow55552 11 months ago
@shadow55552 I think that was the point
Icalasari 8 months ago
WTF ??
BrunoOishii 1 year ago
AJAJA
akdlomejor 1 year ago
That back demon from behind, I feel so sorry for him. I'm like "What the fraq dude? I was suppose to get him!"
handleydan 1 year ago 4
OMG! The necronomicon coloring book...great for demons of all ages
InvaderTak176 1 year ago 3
@ShadowSoldior "well bill, maybe you should teach your followers the proper incantations and we could avoid this entire situation"
cobaltfang044 1 year ago
LOL Necronomicon, win.
CavJoshy93 1 year ago
lol
MrsNinaT 1 year ago
Vargel should have went with a quarterback option
GehennaSlumberParty 1 year ago
"Now let's discuss that Tim. Here we can see him reciting the spell, and BAM. Tackled at the 40. He was going for the touchdown. He could have easily juked him out or spun away. And look at his teammate coming from behind. He didn't even try to block. He barely even made an effort. That's what I call poor coaching and poor training. They need to get their heads in the game with the match up against their division rivals next week, The Cthulus."
beatles2233 1 year ago 3
That sucks. Your chances of being resurrected are only as good as the summoner's ability to practice verbalizations.
jadera1700 1 year ago 3
OH SNAP!!!!!!
Flownoms 1 year ago
CHARGERS GOT NICK!?!?!
Lorino3308 1 year ago
if only the costume looked more realistic.
theyansterr 1 year ago
@behindertesau Do not bad mouth the prophet or Lord Cthulu. May his reign be filled with darkness, hippie burnings and Justin Bieber slaughter. :3
MSunflower1991 1 year ago
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Hahahn, that was funny :D
niemamskarpet 1 year ago
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Hahah, that was funny
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niemamskarpet 1 year ago
@behindertesau FUCK YOU, YOU WHORE! YOU NEVER BADMOUTH LOVECRAFT YOU SHITFACED COCKSHITTER! I HOPE CTHULU COMES OUT OF THE BOWELS OF HELL AND RAPES YOU AS YOU BEG FOR MERCY AS HIS FIREY CUMSHOT RIPS THROUGH YOUR BODY AND YOU FEEL EVERY AGONIZING INCH OF IT AND IT RIPS YOUR FACE OFF. AND I WILL STAND THERE LAUGHING AND FUCKING YOUR FACE AND PISSING IN IT WHEN I'M DONE!! AND YES!!! I MAD!!!
MSunflower1991 1 year ago
@MSunflower1991 Hahaha. Loser.
leeofbacup 1 year ago
@MSunflower1991 holy shit
dejay5544 1 year ago
@MSunflower1991 Shitting dicknipples. Thank you, that is all.
UpsiDezii 1 year ago
Necronomicon FTW!
OgnarPliskin 1 year ago
@behindertesau the necronomicon is a real book dude.
MSunflower1991 1 year ago
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like, like, like,like, like.
TravelingKidJosh 1 year ago
great, lol, wtf
MrUnrealreal 1 year ago
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, I LAUGH SOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAARD, I EVEN CRYED xD
battousaigo 1 year ago 2
"Really? Really, John? I get summoned all the way from the inner circles of hell just to watch you eat my sacrifice? Bullshit, John, I'm over fifty thousand years old, I don't need this shit."
ShadowSoldior 1 year ago 169
Chargers, they pretty much fuck up everything!
deadteddiebear1177 1 year ago 77
Oh god that was hilarious. xD
TheCakeIsALieGxG 1 year ago
*demon in back after dude gets obliterated an smashed to the ground* *spreads arms* WHUT DA..!! oO!!!!
ilovewill21 1 year ago
Augh, I hated getting KS'd.
OneGoodName 1 year ago
"ska tootem?"
zeadtheman 1 year ago
just came back to watch this again and saw it using full screen! DOH!! Now I get it! hahahahaa
Annie1962 1 year ago
It looks like football practice, and this guy's reading the play-by-play, and gets tackled, that's HILARRIOUS!
handleydan 1 year ago
That made me laugh hard.
Kudos to you guys.
MichaelDj54 1 year ago
1:36 you've been TRAMPLED!!!!
ImperialIceDragon 1 year ago
Don,t you hate it when your trying to summon a creature and the only thing stoping you is grammar.
Doomo99 1 year ago 2
@Doomo99
That's why I use Evokers. They're expensive and scary to use at first, but you can't argue with the results.
*BLAM*
BreakOutTheLobsters 1 year ago
@Doomo99
oh yeah, happens to me all the time. stupid hebrew, always stopping us from bringing the apocalypse :C
lohypr 1 year ago 4
This one was an awesome black comedy short!
Lupos1987 1 year ago
Moral of the story: make sure you know how to pronounce the words before you try any demon summoning
dontcallmewave 1 year ago
0:22 : It's the necronomicon from army of darkness!
dontcallmewave 1 year ago
This still makes laugh! ;-) Thanx Fewdio. Soo glad to see some new videos from you!
ArgentTwilight 1 year ago
WOW!!! That was ficking scary!
HorrorFilmAddict 1 year ago
this wasnt scary, is was actully funny lol
UPINTHEFACE 1 year ago
I've been watching your videos lately and have noticed several Evil Dead references. Especially in this one (book of the dead at the start) and the main character in The Cellar (looking like Bruce Campbell in the first two movies with his face doused in blood). Am I correct in thinking that these references were placed in your films on purpose?
srvfan42 1 year ago
Owned, bitch.
rawrrloverr 1 year ago
ROTF LMAO!!!
Metal8Lover 1 year ago
Maybe he shoulda gotten the Necronomicon Ex Mortis with a user guide...
Tounushi 1 year ago
LOL, this takes me back to Russian 101 in college, when all of us Americans would be struggling to pronounce "perfectly normal" phrases like, say, _k vzgljadu_. (Which can be translated "towards the viewpoint," and which a 7-year-old Russian kid considers easy-peasy, of course!)
ThrobertMcGee 1 year ago
Oh god, I died. XD The sound the second demon made reminded me of a breaching whale.
"RWAAAAARGH"
TheCircusReject 1 year ago
LOLLL wtf XD
Silverstarlightt 1 year ago
the guy was fuckin pissin the first demon off he was like "what the mother fuckin hell are you doin man! read it out properly you half witted bastard!"
Hboy2506 1 year ago
Oh no it's a ghoul, get our your wazer wifle
lol
emilysnake 1 year ago
lol, wtf :-D
e6e2e3e1 1 year ago
lol I was at first thinking "Well this isn't scary at all."
Then twenty seconds later I was all "... but it's damn funny."
Galkatokk 1 year ago
I love it when you guys switch it up and put in a comedy :) lol well done
cmdood92 1 year ago
i liked the monster behind him with that look that says, 'c'mon man, its not that hard'
StefanCornelius 1 year ago
CHARGERRRRRRRR
RoyDumaw 1 year ago
CHARGER!!!!!!!! xD
RaptorGameing 1 year ago
lol its the Necronomicon!!
TwiceBlinded 1 year ago
lol...
jilkom330 1 year ago
*points and shouts* CHARGER!
REDTheSpy 1 year ago
my stomach almost exploded laughing when the demon tackled him
insertfunnyusername9 1 year ago
way to steal the book from evil dead, it even looked like it!
cammo6901 1 year ago
hahaha
TheNamewithnumbers 1 year ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
boooooo970 1 year ago
Why is there a creepy clown for the thumbnail for this movie? There is no clown in this video. O_o
UniQueLyEviL 1 year ago 2
lololo
UniQueLyEviL 1 year ago
DO THE NECRONOMICON!
PhDFRIZZBI 1 year ago
So which one is Vargel Geroth and who is the other one?
dyld921 1 year ago
I lol'd pretty hard.
I love how you guys sometimes take what could be a horror and turn it into something we can laugh at.
fireraverI 1 year ago
I have the same armour ring XD
ska2808 1 year ago
That was very awesome, super funny!!
aconitekisses 1 year ago
aren't all monsters from hell?
XXXTheEpicMeowXXX 1 year ago
you see, this is what happens when you teach juggalos how to read!
AWSH17 1 year ago
@AWSH17
What's that about juggalos, you retarded troll? I'm sure I'll be able to read your rap sheet no problem.
glacialgenesis 1 year ago
@glacialgenesis hahaha butthurt juggalo alert, ok maybe you can read rap sheets, im sure you learned that from getting arrested so many times
AWSH17 1 year ago
@AWSH17
For indecent exposure with your mom in the parking lot. ;x
glacialgenesis 1 year ago
@glacialgenesis lol Juggalos sure like their 50 year old women dont they? because thats all they can get
AWSH17 1 year ago
@AWSH17
Looks better than your girlfriend. Oh wait, that's your hand. My bad.
glacialgenesis 1 year ago
um ok stupid but funny.
sataniclover666 1 year ago
jajajaja, the first demon reaction is like, hey could you please stop doing that goddamned? you screw up my entrance again!, LOL.
johangomez9993 1 year ago
Hahaha fantastic stuff there hi
igotboomed 1 year ago
Chewbacca what are you doing tackling no talent demon summoners?
ninjawerepyre 1 year ago
LMAO. This was pretty funny lol.
Carebear1323 1 year ago
haha
edwardlover88 1 year ago
Owned.
FormerlyMrBean667 1 year ago
I laughed so hard, it sounded like he was attacked by chewbacca
georgiegirl16 1 year ago
not scary more funny
darkchaoszeroomega 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA FUNNY HAHAHA
Gardonfreemant27 1 year ago
Haha, you used Dead Can Dance as demon summoning music... Nice video, not what I was expecting.
clumeclo 1 year ago
Whatever that little claw-ring thing that guy was wearing was, I want one!
MrThumbsup 1 year ago
@MrThumbsup They're called armour rings. You can buy them at any "goth" store. Depending on where you live, Camden in London's always a good bet. Or just type in "armour ring" on eBay or something XD
They're pretty neat - always a good conversation starter, although I wouldn't recommend them if you're trying to get laid!
ska2808 1 year ago
BITCH! I thought i only could get my kill stolen in COD! but i was wrong...
Krewfull 1 year ago
lol
videogameman9 1 year ago
it scared me!! funny though! :-)
oblivionprison 1 year ago
LMAO!!! Great video! Love the demon in the background with the "WTF c'mon" expressions. Putting in my favorites :)
mizbutterfly77 1 year ago
Ha!
yotan46 1 year ago
wtf?
101raptorkill101 1 year ago
The demon's reaction is totally gold!
CervantesXV 1 year ago
Lol I lik how the other guy is just like"What the shit, man?!" haha.
scrambles101 1 year ago
what is the song at the benning
bioshock26632 1 year ago
Excellent black comedy!
azzythehero 2 years ago
It's great to see horror and comedy mix so seamlessly! Great video again, Fewdio.
Moosezorz 2 years ago
Oh god, I lol'd.
PrettyDamnedBored 2 years ago 6
Ah! ah! Genere horror comic, ottimo!!
rosyamable 2 years ago 2
I love the First demons reaction at the end.
Haruhello 2 years ago
bitchin 2nd demon fuckin was like down bitch and the other one was all like wat in the motherfuck
missionindy 2 years ago 23
@missionindy lol'd so hard
TessaSchouten 1 year ago
Lol heh ha i'm suscribing now.
Wickedblackjuggalo19 2 years ago
lmao that was friggin funny!
DeathToTheBunny 2 years ago
That's the book from the Evil Dead Movies... the "Necronamica"...I think I spelled that right.
JJMMad 2 years ago
the necronomicon is a real book, not from a movie. it was written by h.p. lovecraft. necronomicon means book of the dead.
trentroolz 2 years ago
The necronomicon is a real book, but was not written by h.p. lovecraft. It is a book of rituals and the history of the Old Ones and their battle with the ancient forces of Good. Ishtar mostly.
Elbahsaw 2 years ago
@trentroolz no, the necronomicon is not a real book. it's a book of spells, written by the Mad Arab, Abdul Alhazred, who is a fictional character. Lovecraft wrote about the Necronomicon, it appeared in alot of his novels, but that doesn't make it real.
Squidza2k6 1 year ago
necromonicon
100walrus 2 years ago
lol the second demon laid his ass out!!!
darkangel9311 2 years ago
wow they ripped off the evil dead book
CpsLock3 2 years ago
was that chewie?!
kampfmull 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOL
funnay
HoboStudios 2 years ago
LOL 5* rating!!!! that zombie was like...dude wtf...hurry up and finish and then BAM other thing kileld and hes like...dude KSER!!!
Arameldruid 2 years ago
lol funni... :)
ChowSingJo 2 years ago
Kill Steal!
MaverickXIII 2 years ago
Reminds me of some of the black out bits from Night Gallery. Good Stuff
curtisrice142s9 2 years ago
did that guy say ska-thulhu? ugh. that's all we need, a damnedable english reggae old one from beyond the egde of the material universe!
chusidhe 2 years ago
Fantastic
Master0X8 2 years ago
lol
SOCCER1TOZZI 2 years ago
XD jajaja
Arthria 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA 5/5
almiester1234 2 years ago