New Moon Movie Review: Beyond The Trailer

[Xxcupcake522xx]

@blasterdude3

Yeah it did I can't believe this garbage beat the dark night.

[Xxcupcake522xx]

3:15

teaching a lesson???

da fuckk!!!

[Xxcupcake522xx]

I can't believe

this shit beat the dark knight.

-_-

[blasterdude3]

@Xxcupcake522xx it....it did?.....pardon me, I've gotta go blow my brains out with a rocket launcher

[101AngelatHeart]

i tried to watch ts with my friend and i couldn't it was too cheesy boring and how how how did he go from cedric digory to this ?

[XxSeanOfDeathxX]

Team Alucard. (Hellsing)

[belle26ramirez]

i am sorry but the movie sucks...its just not that good..

[CovenantCold]

HATE IT

[14lanicup]

team buffy

[YouTheMockerystfu]

ok this was in 2009 and now it's 2011. ANDHOW DARE HE SAY KRISTEN STREWART IS BAd ACTRESS! she's played the role that was just like in the book. call the book stupid before you start talking bout the actors and actresses like wtf o-O

[lilmissy123ify]

Team Edward 4Eva Jacob is a transgender

[mummymoo9]

TEAM EDWARD!!!!

HE'S SO HAWT!!!!

[AwsomeDudeReviews]

This film has gotten nominations for Worst Remake, "Worst Rip-Off or Sequel", "Worst Screen Couple", "Worst Screenplay", and "Worst Supporting Actor". And you know what? This piece of shit deserved it. And being nominated for MTV Movie Awards make it worse, because only naive teenage idiots vote on that show. Fuck this franchise.

[christinlandis]

TEAM EDWARD!!!

[maka3197]

9000



[Audrey60009]

how to download that

[mrpuntrd1980]

I'm team Alice.3 words She is HOT!!

[HolyCannolli]

im team anti-twi-tard

[14lanicup]

noooooo how could chris weitz sink so low from american pie oh and im team buffy

[HoochieDoll]

when i watched this movie in cinema i fell asleep for about 30 minutes D:

[TheShroom666]

@HoochieDoll haha me too....i got so happy wen the credits started to come xD

[HoochieDoll]

@TheShroom666 yup. the credits was the best part i think... XDD

[HummerBumper1]

Team god movies .

not this horse crap

[HummerBumper1]

OMG biggest pice of do do i ever seen if you liked this movie somethings wrong with you

[TheShroom666]

@HummerBumper1 sux that alot of ppl this is actually good....wat the fuck is wrong with them =/

[shokoanenokoji]

boring not worth watching.

[vaporage]

Team shit. Yeah, i'd rather be Team shit than Team Edward or Jacob.

[tabitha448]

@vaporage

team shit, now that shit is too funny as hell,loooooooooool

[deidarahostclub897]

team edword forever

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

Twilight? What a load of old shit...

[TheGolden321]

jacob

[boowoo4]

Team Switzerland

[MissMillsonxx]

Action was better but that's it

[RJAfterlife89]

One word. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAY

[dnabg]

"2 words CHIK FLICK" now thats the best comment

[TheShroom666]

@dnabg haha xD

[BeingOfVoid]

0/10 Gayest movie ever!

Where's my AMC movie tickets!

[BAB13100]

Two words: BIASED OPINIONS!!!

[jocopman]

heres my sentence - stupidest movie ever made stupidest bok ever written.

[OfficialDeejayW]

Hahaha I love random angry man! I feel like you either love Twilight or hate it. If you're a fan of it then of course you'll love all the movies, but if you're like me (not a fan) then you just don't mess with them

[heathermcd89]

team jacob...is it actually about abstinence?

[LittleAlexAngel94]

@heathermcd89 It's supposed to be... They don't have sex until they are married buuuut I don't think they really get that point across at all.

[Banderloog13]

This movie is shit

[isla364]

oooooooooooooooo q merdaaa

[BillyCauseyjr]

I don't get why people make such a big deal out of this series.... it's just a mediocre series that will be forgotten not too long after it's over.

[RockOn765]

@BillyCauseyjr its cuz of the hot guys and steamy relationships. the movies are alright, and keep you watching it, but the books are about 65 times better

[BillyCauseyjr]

@RockOn765 You do realize that your desription at the top reminds me of the description on the back of a porn DVD.

[BAB13100]

@BillyCauseyjr XD

[LadyParis123]

TEAM EDWARD

9.5 because they took some stuff out and I just hate Jacob in the book, but I don't mind Taylr Lautner so IDK

I love Robert and Edward, Cedric as well <3

[keepmeposted25]

TEAM EDWARD! It just makes sense. :]

[PrettyDancer1o]

totally team JACOB

[Vaderfan0307]

I'm serious

[Vaderfan0307]

'True blood' is awesome!!!

[fleurgi]

TEAM DAMON from the VPD which was around way before twilight

[showmaker3000]

New moon sucked. Period.

[MOVIEMANFAN]

Team Blade mother fucka

[BAB13100]

@MOVIEMANFAN The homo vampire slayer! >:D

[pakakaukik576pok]

kristen is the best for the role but i dont think so for edward

[RochelleDawley100]

Loved this movie.. and i saw it for free at Ace Free Movies . com ... really great stuff.

[PTSmash]

Just to point out, in the "New Moon" novel Stephanie Meyer actually references the Rotten Tomatoes website. Do you think she has ever looked up Twilight and New Moon to see what people are saying about the film versions of her work? If she hasn't...let's just say it might be better that way.

[CassidyTDavis]

New Moon was fun ! Watch @  twilight-now/dot\com

[GamingShadow01]

on a character level (cause im a guy), Jacob.

[sana0hk]

team BLADE

[EMstudios101]

TEAM NOONE THEY ARE ALL GAY

[xochequetsal]

I'm team Edward so that I can have Jacob all to myself

[solace00assassin]

team who don't give a f**k!

[DropsOfIndigo]

BTW I agree with that guy! Where's The powers?! The dead people? The NIGHT thing?! (sparkly Vampires?) He had good ideas. Seriously.

[DropsOfIndigo]

Neither! Team Alice FTW!! (Besides I'm sick of the obsesive team Edward/Jacob fangirlism.)

[AkariLee]

I love the golden compass! it was great!! never read the book.

[DarkFever12]

Team Jacob mothafuckas

[Bandslam10]

@DarkFever12 are u a Guy

[THSZeit]

Jacob

[GothicMunky101]

Team Jacob kuz he be fineee

[Sazzygirl07]

Team Jacob :)

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[MusicIsEverything2Us]

Teem Jakeward! =D Because I love them both!!!

[TheMovieMan9]

lol to the really angry guy XD

[0wacko0]

B O R I N G! taylor lautner looked good though.

[RobertandKristenXxX]

Fab movie best movie I've ever seen and Iam not just saying that beause Iam a super twi-hard !!! The CJI was amazing !!!! Kristen and Robert amazing also not forgeting talyor aka jacob did great but Iam so TEAM EDWARD!!!!! Loved the movie and best movie I've ever since !!!

[Moonlight1724]

i luved new moon it was the best i went to the midnite premuie the best i was so happy i was the biggest fan ever there :) TEAM JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[twilightfreak842]

TEAM JACON!!!!=] i thought new moon was great it was complitly almost like a hundred persent copy to the book...

[buildabearfan1378794]

team edward

[AslanGriffindorLion]

@carolinarbr7 but you had to take a quiz and wait for three days before you were able to slowly pull it up

[Kzeron]

wolfs are the only gud part on this movie....

[AshleySelenaDemi2898]

I give Twilight 9 'n' New Moon 20!!! :))

[chuckkick]

new moon is 1% better than twilight, which was a cum dumpster of a movie. the only reason it was better was because the wolves kill that black vampire... NOTHING else happens.

[hinatathecookiedemon]

Oh God, this movie... >__>

An insult to film making. It makes me ashamed to be of the female sex sometimes, when I go into the theature and hearing girls SCREAMING as I pass the door to a showing of New Moon.

I can't wait till this fad passes over.

Princess and the Frog, Avatar and Sherlock Holmes were WAY better than this piece of shit movie. Nuff said.

[twilightcrazed4567]

i'll like to see you make a better movie

titanic the best !

[WILLOW5033]

Team Tyler's Van.

[avenueyay]

team jacob by the way<3

[avenueyay]

new moon was freaking amazing!!!!!!!! by far one of my favorite movies ever! I give it a 1,000,000,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AslanGriffindorLion]

@avenueyay in what ways was the acting good or were you just staring at the two guys fighting eachother

[avenueyay]

@AslanGriffindorLion i guess robert pattinson wasn't a great actor in this, but he was getting better than he was in twilight. Taylor Lautner did do a great job as jacob black acting wise. still not a huge fan of Kristen Stewart as bella though, but thats just my opinion

[AslanGriffindorLion]

@avenueyay okay just wanted to know what you based it on

[misshoops2]

10, New Moon truely explains the difficult romance of a vampire with a mortal and is apropriate and enjoyable for kids and teens.

[jonasloverforever8]

Team Edward!!!!

[latinlime97]

Team Switzerland! FTW!

That old guy is a douche-wipe!

New Moon was at least better than Twilight. It was in color! No stupid blue filter. However New Moon still didn't live up to expectations.

Rating-8/10

[Twerdette]

What the heck why the hell would they allow them to replace Rachel Lev'ere, she "is" the Victoria.

[Jordanbe1]

0/10

Worst acting ive ever seen. Worst story line ever written. Stephanie Meyer should burn for making this.

[solliterr]

team Chuck Norris!

[tacosruletheskool]

if taylor swift MARRIED taylor lautner, wouldn't her new name be taylor lautner?

[TheBBshow1]

haha tht made me think ahha tht would be funny! Good thinking tacosruletheskool!

[x0lovesick0x]

team edward!

[zelinkrulez10123]

I'm on team Jacob, he's friggen sexy, but shouldn't be with this kinda crap! Taylor Lautner can do a hell of a lot better with his new body! My God! I agree with the guy, not worth much, just a friggen chic flick. i'm for more of a fast gripping movie. I'd rather pee my pants then fall asleep and waste 11 bucks.

[gamesindians1992]

Abstinence?

The 4th movie will be interesting...

[DeannaMichele]

im on tean jacob.

Real men don't sparkle. :]

[tommyle5]

5.5 outta 10

[Lina12000]

neather Team Alec

[SairinElinde01]

I'm on team both, Edward till Jacob takes his top of :)..I dont understand though, everyone knows that this movie is a love/teen/vampirish story, so why expect a blooded core horror vampire story, i mean why even go to the sequel when you havent even watched the 1st one?!

[IronSpider1]

what love story? you call a metrosexual sparkly kid who stares at a white chick while shes sleeping a love story?

[hjune16]

I GIVE HIS ABBS 400 out of 10 and give teh movie a 500 out of 10

[nerdhero98]

I wasn't crazy about it I mean it was ok but not nearly as action packed as the prequel but that scene when they were fightin gin the temple was awesome I give it a 6.7

[funsummergurl]

awesome movie, yo. i like the dude who hated it, he was funny.

[sukiepoekie]

team edward XD but jacob is hot 2

[magic1995]

"CHICK......FLICK!" haha that guy is scary

[daniel6669666]

Im not on either team!!!!!!Im on team Daniel Kimery!!!!!!Fuck those faggoty ass douche bags!!!!!!

[koikazu95]

haha that guy with the glasses is funny XDD. "Its a stupid love story!!!!"(does this dramatic cutting hand gesture) "I LOVE TRUE BLOOD!!"

[Nitsua94]

I saw the movie and it was good. Better than Twilight!

9.5/10

Team.......... wait, can I say Bella since I'm a guy?

[DamnItNanet]

@ TheRise24 There's a lot of movies out there that are just for fans of the genre or books. Not many of my friends get Rocky Horror Picture Show, for example, and yet it's one of my favourites. Twilight just might be a cult hit of sorts. Most cult hits aren't "great" movies for whatever reason anyway. Just because a movie is thought to be "great" by a large amount of people, doesn't mean everyone will like it by default. Who cares if you don't like this ONE movie? Really?

[teamedwardcullen1717]

Team Edward

[Chriscon20]

liked the first one but this is just a chick flick

[Shermika206]

Team Edward but I still love Jacob with his shirt off.

[umer6945]

no team for me ...

[vampirexknight123]

i'm team aro <3

why?

because he's so sexy and cute XD

[skummelgummel]

"Shes a bad actress" Thats golden !!!! :b

[amazmo]

Pornography without the sex!

[MissKelliCullen1]

Im also Team Edward

(the ONLY team in my mind)

[MissKelliCullen1]

robert did work out, he was just extremly busy so he couldn't work as long. Just wait for Eclipse;)

[JohanTW]

Chick flick!

[groovybrat]

if u hv true love u hv true life..i gv it a 10,

[cujoguy12]

how about who cares!

[fanfave101]

9.... I was not lookinf foward to seeing new moon after i read the books and than saw how bad twilight the movie was in comparision , but i was stunned it was amazing it was i am so happy it has a completely different wibe than twilight has and kristine acting is SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO much better

[SilverAtom1414]

This movie was awful

[DaveyND1]

ha...um edward

[kdotmj]

the trailer 4 dis film is pretyy sick

taylor laurther rules

vampires vs warewolfs

10/1-

[PrincessAlice1462]

I'm team switzerland!!!!! (edward and jacob if you don't know wat it means then ask somebody who read the books and they'll explain.)

[SpidermanVenom2099]

i'm on team jacob

[tamura808]

OSR:

No character development, no plot, leaves little to no interest in this movie at all.

[bobthestickman02]

The guy at 2:50 has a brain!

[redruby999]

i hate the twilight saga i would never go to one of the movies unless i would be going with my girl freind y dose evry one think it is so sweet them faling in love its like saying you see a hot girl you get a crush on her and fall in love it dose not make seanse i hate twilight and the books

[dragonkyon]

vampires suck (no pun intended)

[magnus652]

the guy just tells it like it is twighlight SUCKS

[magnus652]

why the hell are all these old women watching this its disturbing

[seimeichan]

book edward,movie jacob the ONLY reason he doesn't wear a shirt is because when he changes into a werewolf, his shirt rips

[dolphinmd10]

For the books I am most definitely team Edward!

But the movie..... Team Jacob!!! I am torn!!!!!!!!!

[00NoRbReN00]

OMG, please!! Stop making these movies!!!. so i dont have to take my little daughter to watch the fourth one.!!.. I know there is gonna be a third movie. but i hope that would be the last one.

[lugo2165]

actually no bcuz the fourth will be made..into two parts

[raikox313]

i agree with the old guy true blood is way better than new moon !!!!

[Dilija]

Due to it's seriosnes I find to be great unintenional comedy Especialy all the slow motion shots.

[luem11]

team edward/rob.hot with a great personality.doesnt need t his shirt off to be popular.

[SuperGeek67]

I'm on your moms team.

[SuperGeek67]

I love that guy that kept freaking out. Lol

[x1Sabz1x]

GET SUCKED IN BY TWILIGHT SAGA

Sentence

[jbeebrylle]

I'm with the guy with the glasses

[Kimnes86]

10-Love and Marriage go together like a horse and carriage...or a vampie and a wolf!

[Masterine]

Team Me

[tamura808]

I could not have said it better than that dude with the glasses.

[xxxNightstalker1xxx]

damn right

[legorocks3]

bad bad bad bad badd bad bad movie.

[bschmanke]

My One Sentence Review: Female's Emotion Masturbation.

[VampireNya]

I liked that raging dude. Zero.

[605222]

here is my review of new moon, ive already seen it 4 times, i loved the way it was directed and even though they didnt put everything in the book into themovie, i still loved it reguardless of that, good acting, and there is alot more humor in this one then there was in twilight, the action scenes were amazing and jacob wow wat a transformation from the first one to new moon, he is more matured and is no longer that cute face that every girl loves, he is a more manly character in this movie

[605222]

over all i would give it a 10 out of 10 star, i went into this mopvie thinking it looked kool so i thought i would go see it, but when i came out of themovie theater i was blown away by everything, and i like the way they played victorias character, and luarant was great even though he wasnt in that much of the movie, he showed that he wouldnt go out with a fight even though, well im not gonna ruin it, lol

[itsnathanity]

team Grace Randolph.

[baseballrunner76]

screw people that go to movies just for attractive men and women. some people just aren't intelligent enough to know what a good movie is.

god damnit.

[uccrules]

Team Ed

[socklessmenace]

and that trailer music makes anything look good...i could spread peanut butter on toast to that music and it would be JUST as awesome.

[tamura808]

lmao try listening to it with your ipod while taking a shit, that'll make you feel epic for sure lmao.

[socklessmenace]

its unfair cuz all of them were extreme twilight fans except that one guy. ITS A STUPID CHICK FLICK! Girls just like the cheesy love story and the guys -,-

[bettroyal08]

team Jacob FTW!!

[biggitykilla]

im a dude and im on team jacob. i feel i can relate to him im good looking, jacked, my shirt is always off and the ladies are all over me ;) but when i actually like a girl for some reason i cant get her