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  • Wow, some people are dumb, she wasnt sucking herself because she had an infection or because she wasnt getting milked often enough. Some cattle just do that, dairy cattle and beef cattle alike. And she is not overly skinny, dairy cattle have hip bones that stick out like that no matter how fat they are. The cow is a good weight and good health, just has a nasty habit and will most likely be sold because of it.

  • Cow wow chickka ..... That's so weird!

  • Ha my sister fell for my joke

    I said say milk 10 times

    She said it

    Then i said what do cows drink

    She said milk

    They drink water

  • i love the cow at hes lift he look like he whant to say:

    -o me god u r a tard

    -(what t hel r u doing)

    -or stuf lik that...

  • My Girlfriend can do that

  • oh my gosh:( if she had enough food she wouldn't drink her own milk...

  • The cow looks skinny

  • @allysydvin Dairy cows are skinnyyyyyyyyyyy ;-)

  • this cow looks to have an infected teat :( poor girl either isnt being milked often enough to give her relief , or has an infection shes trying to soothe

  • :(

    

  • :(

  • poor cow shes triying to survive by doing that...... clearly istnt being fed or taken care of

  • That is one hungry cow ^.^

    

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  • poor cow if you look where she's drinking then go up a little that thing sticking out of her is her hip bone she will die if not taken care of.

  • Thats pritty bad,shouldnt happen if dairy cows are looked after right

  • I'm glad us guys don't have to drink our own milk.

  • if all the food and water ran out cows would be the only survivors

  • omg tis is sooo weird .. drinking your own milk..

  • cool xD

  • she needs dairy in her deit?

  • This cow is the first to successfully create perpetual motion.

  • ...selfsucking...

  • poor think is engorged

  • om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom om nom nom

  • this is what i call: SURVIVAL !

  • Dear owner of farm.

    Tell your farmhands to stop jacking off and filming the cows and actually milk the fuckers.

    Thanks !!!

  • what the actual fuck

  • e3wwwwwwww

    

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  • are you going to shar

    ????

  • *inserting masturbation joke here*

  • I am training my back and neck to do the same.

  • the cow has issues

  • My bor thought it was sucking it own d**k.

  • hahahahahaha

    at the end the cow is like 'ok...ive done my part of the bet...I drank my own milk...you can stop filming me now...'

  • @MrThurman89 No, I will NOT get kissed, tomorrow will NOT be the best day of my life, I will NOT die, my lovers name will NOT appear in big letters. Dose'nt actully work. AND STOP TYPEING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. Your welcome world.

  • @AkatsukiLoverX3 Honestly I just mark those attention hungry suckers as spam. But i agree with you I find it annoying

  • LOL...I guess it's true, the saying : "If you want something done right, DO IT YOURSELF!!". Poor Cow was probably feeling really uncomfortable with such a full udder and decided to relieve Herself :P.

  • desperate times call for desperate measures 0_o

  • You gotta do whatcha gotta do.

  • Got milk B)

  • thats like better drink my own piss

  • they do that shit when their utters are too fuckin full and they get painful

  • @SolkowskiRae what farm u grow up on???

  • discusting:P

  • The poor thing looks like it's starving!  No wonder its drinking its own milk. Nothing sick about this. Feed your cattle, SHITBRAIN!

  • lol....this is one of the most retarded things ive ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

  • do the right thing: recycle.

  • for some reason i'm watching this while listening to p-funk

  • even tho i visited a dary i sean 2 or 3 cows do that and 2 cows drinking the other cows milk

  • good filtration system I hope

  • @RightWingAviator oh I hope it's kosher, oy vey

  • LOL I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT THE END WHEN SHES STARING AT YOU AND THEN LICKS HER LIPS. XD

  • omg its like an unlimited milk supply cuz the milk never actualy leaves her body .d GENIUS !!

  • is that normal?

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  • What the he'll is with this cow it's like eating it I've lived on a cattle farm for 12 years and never saw that and what's with all the nasty coments below

  • Lol I bet they all do it. Good on her .

  • i find this great to masterbate to

  • Not everyone can say they sucked their own nip

  • recycling?

  • wtf is this!

  • recycle!

  • =))

    

  • Its for science

  • at the endz hez just lookking at the camra like "What, waz that wrong?"

  • masterbation?

  • very friendly cow also like how it licks her lips so innocently lol

  • That cow is even to lazy to walk to his drinking bowl...

  • THATS AN INTELIGENT COWBOY(lol cb)

  • Poor girl needed to be milked and so she had to do it herself :( poor girl

  • @xXxPoOkAxXx, thank you, at least one other viewer is saddened by this obvious neglect of this cow. She may have mastitis, her udder needs treatment, not laughed at.

  • LOOK! ITS MILTANK!

  • eww

  • lmao omg no way!!!!

  • some kind of perpetuum mobile ^^

  • Giggity?

    

  • Lol that was cute, see everyone likes milk. Agreed though her udders were probably getting full.

  • see kids? even cows get thirsty!

  • Or she's thirsty

  • Her utters were probably over filled and needed to relieve the pressure.

  • was that cow having a baby ???????????????????

  • SICK!! not in the good way. i was drinking milk

  • slurp slurp slurp slurp gulp

  • It's called "recycling".

  • Utterly bizarre phenomena caught on tape. Dairy farmer: "who cares who stole from the cookie jar, I want to know, who stole the milk from my cow?

  • 1:16 - 1:23 "The fuck you lookin' at?"

  • I luv how when it gets up and looks @ the camera like "I was enjoying that!"

  • She´s autotrophic O.o

  • awww it must of been so thirsty :'(

  • this is hilarious

  • Dat cow is like y should i go 2 da store and buy milk wen i got da source right here?

  • That cow is all bones just look at it! Its probably fucking starved! Animal abuse...

  • it looks like he bit off its f'n nipple.

  • maybe he gets an organsmus from that ? :-/

  • Drink your own milk to make more milk!!! Infinite milk supply

  • Perpetuum MOObile :D

  • I can suck my own dick but nobody films me.

  • Wow u dont see ur mom sucking her tits every day

  • @themrslacker55

    ...Maybe you don't

  • That cow is a Rebel

  • The Bear Grylls of the cows :D

  • @iamevildoing Farmer bought a video camera.

    Better drink my own milk.

  • Is sounds more like chewing its nipple

  • Funny, but she probably hasn't been milked enough. If cows don't get milked, it's damaging for them.

  • @b3rkut But what about wild cows who have no one to milk them?

    What do they doooooo?

  • @faeriegeek WILD cows? Never heard of those before. But I suppose they either suffer or do exactly what this cow is doing, or have another cow do it for them :)

  • Now this cow has fucken BRAINS.. unlike the other retards sitting there say where the FUCK is my Water cunts?!

  • suck them titties

  • @mchlllynn have you ever seen a herd of dairy cattle? all of them are thin. and not because they aren't fed enough.

  • she can be drinking forever !! :O!

  • i would be too if i didnt have anything to eat! WTF look how sinny the poor thing is :(

  • dont make fun of it the poor thing probably didnt have water and was really thirsty thats all thats left after there is no water for her

  • @lpads123 its a cow get over yourself

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  • Ok, Somebody! is fappin to this. Better own up to it now before you accidently blert it out at work or somethin. It happens more than you think.

  • Its well known in dairy farming that you can feed bulk milk that is not fit for human consumption, and high protein whey extracts from milk to boost the protein levels in the milk in the cows udder, as well as to help her gain weight. some cows get a taste for it and even suck each others teats. In early lactation there are also immune boosting properties in her milk. and for the record - all cows are female, bulls are the male cattle.

  • That poor cow was so skinny you need to feed him

  • @Cheecheecoupondiva lol

    cows are girls, not guys 

  • Time to feed your cows :)

  • that looks like it hearts

  • Happy cows, come from california.

  • That's a fucked up farmer having the cow empty that on her own.

  • shes doing that because they are not milking her enough, when her bags get to full its painful, so she sucks her own teats to relieve the pressure

  • I've got the strangest boner

  • is it dying? :(

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  • Self sufficiency win

  • is this like giving yourself head? only cowstyle?

  • @jjdjustforfun "male cows" are actually bulls and don't have udders nor produce milk.

  • Thumbs up if Tosh.0 brought you here.

  • I wish I could do this -_-

  • foreign farmers ..... welfare standards in uk are so much high than this

  • shes sucking her own dick.... man i wish i can do that...

  • 1:16 "Bitch, u saw nothing."

  • daaangg. I usually pay 9.95 to see things like this

  • The best way to recycle.

  • got milk?

  • @princefreak79 muhahah so what are you doing here instead of answering? you are stupid as shit biatch lol

  • @princefreak79 if im the 'dummy' then your a retard you ass!

  • and take a look at the other cows around they are all a little bit!!! underfed but still nothing to be concerned about.

  • @princefreak79 ok g2g to school now you go and get a life brah

  • @princefreak79

    What kind of people are the ones who don't pity this starving cow? I totally agree with you and share your concern.

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  • @n4m3z0r

    Or then, you are just missing the common sense of empathy... Don't you feel any pity for the poor animal?

  • @someoneneedsmedzz just take a look how thick the udder is. the cow needs to be milked. nobody does it, so she does it on her own there is nothing to be concerned about...

  • @princefreak79 ok then you are pissed off that you have small tits and can't suck them like the cow does lol i bet you don't need a bra rofl you are just jealous muahahha

  • That poor cow is obviously starving because just look at it it looks so darn skinny how could a person be so cruel

  • @princefreak79 calm down you freak :s the cow wanst starving to death its a psicological issue like the animals who eat he own poo but this isnt usual it happens a few times

  • i think it was full and no one was milking it, so it had to let some milk go

  • He's masterbatin

  • OMG ladies who can do this?

  • Trollcow physics?

  • at the end

    'ok, imma stop this, so you stop it too, ok?? and don't ever post it in youtube.'

    then she created 12 account to dislike this video

  • because watch how thin d cow iz allyuh don't fucking feed it

  • i tried that with myself ... didn't work haha!

  • This cow is on to something. >.>

  • wouldnt been funny if it was a bull haha:D

  • Lmao at the end the cow just starts at the camera like "wtf do u want perv?"

  • why in the world......... i dont know about this cow....this cow has brain damage or something! or it is acting like justin bieber

  • 11 people have breast cancer

  • im sorry but anyone else think that was a little bit creepy like there was cum coming from his mouth

  • vind je t gek kijk hoe die koe ze reed dr uit ziet geeft dat beest is wat te vreten ofzo

  • at the end, the cow is like... “damn they’ve been videoing me all along"

  • zal wel weer in nederland zijn..

    gadver ik ben egt nie trots op waar ik woon

  • you disturbed the cow, see the evil look and vanish !! xD 1:15

  • now thats a smart cow

  • wtf....

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