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  • Hum, I wonder what would happen if we threw Rick in a battle with the slasher villains.

  • Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts is not easy if you know where to stand

    it's a lot easier then, but there's still enough random stuff in it to mess you up

  • There is allredy a re Mack its for xbox360 and ps3

  • That monster was Jennifer, but the mask convinces rick to retrieve her soul, which faded away at the end of the ARCADE version (the true version story wise).

  • damn, i love that splatterhouse theme

  • I agree Splatterhouse 2 is the best one in the series. I didn't care much for part 3 it was too tough and didn't have much of a variety as far as enemies go. I liked the new 3D Splatterhouse and felt it was too harshly panned by the mainstream critics who probably didn't give the game much of a chance. I hope Namco gives this series another chance.

  • imma be the bi-polar video game nerd

  • i'm confused as to why all of a sudden the nerd like started going like freeze frame at 3:18. can anyone explain?

  • Actually i would like to no all the songs in the video.

  • Does anyone no the music that starts at Zero seconds and ends at 57 seconds? I think its from Splatterhouse 2 but i'm not sure.

  • Why do you pronounce Katamari Damacy like that?

  • NAMCOT? NAMCOT? What did the T stand for?

  • @WebVManReturns a company is only allowed to release a certain amount of games a year but to get by that game developers would make another company so they could produce more games, konami did it too under ultra games

  • who is the guy he is making funny

  • @chuggaaconroyfanboy1

    I think Lee from "Still Gaming".

  • Does anyone know the Name of Music that is played on 6:16 ??

  • @SnakeEyedBeast its the theme of the credits on splatterhouse1

  • @DanteDMCry Okay thank :) btw cool nickname ^^

  • @SnakeEyedBeast :D thanks

  • Ha, fucker! That made me laugh

  • ur not a minorty i agree with you personally i had part 2 as a chiuld and still remember and play it to this day fuck sonic mario and all others this game ownz

  • what song plays from 1 seconds to 40 seconds? Can someone help me.

  • The music is better made, but I have to say that the music from the first game is so grating, it's much creepier (to me).

  • it's halloween time again, and that means it's time to rewatch the splatterhouse reviews

  • So I found you and thought: "Oh great another AVGN clone." But wow your vids are very comprehensive and structured. I'm an avid survival horror fan and I found "D" through your vids.

    Also I love how you manage to separate nostalgia from actual gameplay review in your MM10 and Splatterhouse reviews.

    You've earned yourself a subscriber!

  • I think "him" is wiviewr

  • Splatterhouse on xbox 360 and ps3

  • Splatterhouse 3 was my first "horror" game as a kid... That game gave me nightmares, it's probably the reason I grew up not liking horror games, shows and movies... Shit I still don't like em. Thanks Namco for scarring me for life :-(

  • When I played Splatterhouse 3 as kid, after seeing Jennifer almost turning into a monster (4:46) it sacred me so much that I never dared to play the game again. It doesn't scare any more I manage to play trough the game to get the best ending but every time I see that image, it reminds the old days.

  • the japanese version were cool

  • the music in the beginning rips off the music in simons quest with the part around :47

  • wow, i found out that watching HVGN is really entertaining, much like AVGN ))

  • Who's "him"? The guy you're making fun of?

  • Im not trying to be a dick here but for splatte so what if you are encouraged to be cheap thats in every game enemies arent gonna cut you a break and there gonna do whatever it takes plus its like you said its one of those games thats easy when you what and how to do it :)

  • What they should of did with splatterhouse 3 is when you get knocked down you can hit A as soon as you hit the ground to land on your hands and do a little gymnastic move (kinda like a somersault) and land flat on your feet to save time. Now that would be a smart idea.

  • splatterhouse 3, final fight horror mode LOL

  • i suck at this game becuz i only just started finding classics so i bet im gonna pwn this eventually

  • seems like you've touched bases on all things splatterhouse 1-3, and the remake, but could you do a full review of the NES one as well?

  • Seriously a great review. I was thinking of buying the new splatterhouse. But did not hear anything positive about it. HOWEVER, Watching your review over part, 1,2,3. And with those being included in the new one as unlockables. I'm getting it. THANKS

  • I bought Splatterhouse 3 today on a whim just because of this review, i hope its good!

  • splatterhouse 1 was on nintendo

  • Rick could have been like.

    "FUUCK YOU PEOPLE! You're on your own. I ain't going in there."

    But instead, he roles up his sleeves picks up a 2x4 & does some fucking Carpentry!

  • when you said that in splatterhouse2 how come jennifer is back to life and the mansion is back its because its a remake and a sequel you start with the same level but they added more to it

  • @64yoyodude No. The American version of Splatterhouse 2 suffers of a bad translation. Jeniffer is dead, but Rick goes into the land of the dead in order to rescue her soul and resurrect her. And the mansion is burned, but there was another hidden mansion that leaves to the land of dead. If you watch the intro you can see the charred remains of the first mansion followed by the vision of the second one.

  • reviewing good games? what a shitload of fuck idea... *facepalm*

  • there is going to be a new splatterhouse

  • "just cherry"?

  • According by the US manual, introduction of Splatterhouse 2, After Splatterhouse 1, Rick started to dread the night. He saw same nightmare every time he fell asleep,

    Jennifer screaming in the dark, she suddenly stops and mask starts to whisper to Rick about returning and rescue Jennifer. It's a creepy introduction, it really makes my heart race.

    You would think Rick would have gone insane by seeing that nightmare for 3 months, every day.

  • THEY MADE 1 ON PS3 AND XBOX 360

  • @TheOrangeDart Don't be an ass

  • @The2099spidey Don't say something everyone knows then. Make stupid comments you're going to get stupid replies.

  • When you started doing the freeze frames I though youtube was lagging.

  • I was just rewatching this for funsies after watching the Splatterhouse 2010 review and I think it's pretty poetic that in this video he had just gotten his skull with candles, whereas in the Splatterhouse 2010 review it's all waxed over with no candles really left. ^_^

  • @chouzan that skull has been in everyone of my halloween videos. as a tribute to halloween i placed the skull on the side table, but since it wasn't a proper halloween review I didn't have candles. it'll be back next year with fresh candles!

  • @chouzan Y'know, I too am also going back and rewatching this for the first time in a while and I can't believe I didn't notice the Still Gaming reference there all this time.

  • lophatjello@ atlas: "would you kindly" tell me  when the new splatterhouse review going

  • 1:50 - ...was he fighting Dr. Manhattan?

  • I was showing this review to my friend. I noticed a small gripe in your review and pointed it out to him. He insisted it to me that I tell you so here it is: at one point you say that the Jennifer in part 1 must have not been the real jennifer. In the Japanese version, it says she is in the world of the dead, quite specifically in fact. So that really was Jennifer.

  • 6:26 shit just got real.

  • MORONS!!!!!WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!!?!???????!!!??

    At the end you suckers turned HVGN into into AVGN???

    Please, do not erase that giant warning, because if you do so, we will have more SVGN (S for stupid) asking the same question for real...

    And analisys is great, NAMCO should pay you for that, but they would prabably ask you to bill NAMCOT.....It gave the will to buy the new PS3 version because of the 3 old games are in the disk too. 

  • 03:17-03:31 WTF was that referencing?

  • @metalnut1120 Check out "Still Gaming" with Lee.

  • @metalnut1120 Captain S.

  • @metalnut1120 Lee from Still Gaming!

  • Well I WAS going to message you about what you THOUGHT of the remake, or if you've even played it. But I guess you dont want to say...

  • Dear Happy nerd, can you please get rid of that message at the end, or make it smaller.

    It ruins your kick ass ending.

    And yes I have watched this review atleast a dozen times now.

  • did you try the new one for the ps3 and xbox 360?

  • Could be that great minds think alike, maybe even someone at Namco saw this video. Either way, keep em coming. I prefer happy over angry.

  • Ive just decided to buy a Retron3, and a Ps2 to retro game. This is now on my list thanks to your review.

  • Ahhh. . . . My childhood. I have to say, Splatterhouse 3 was the best to me (at least, that's what I played a lot.) I miss this game :(

  • It's funny, if it weren't for the HVGN reviewing this series, I wouldn't have known about or even gotten the remake. I really enjoyed it and I gotta say, the originals are pretty fun. But the ratings for the game are so bad, it makes me cry. And the people reviewing it are mentioning problems I haven't run across and I've beaten the game multiple times. Starting to think we've played completely different games from the critics. The sales numbers are bad too. I don't think there will be a sequel.

  • i got the remake and its so awsome!!!

  • The new game is good, the 2d is stillaround until you get to boss battles, but with the 3d kills you will love it, also if you get a 3d Tv for the remake it would be a waste of money, yet you will be in for a treat trust me.

  • The warning roughly says:

    "WARNING: This game is unsuitable for young children... and COWARDS!"

  • are you going to review the remake? =]

  • i used to play part 2 with my cousin and i remember almost passing out because of my rapid heart beat when i finally beat it lol.

  • 1:50 Oh my God! Dr. Manhattan is chasing you! XD

  • Dear Happy Nerd,

    When are you going to release a DVD of your episodes. I love your show and would like to get a DVD of the episodes a official one that is.

    Also, I like at the end of this video you have Zombies Ate my Neighbors music, and in the ZAMN review you have Splatterhouse 2 music. Awesome.

  • Yeah, a remake would be cool. Too bad it's probably never gonna happen......... Wait. What? There IS a remake? And it's out NOW? WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN??What? I was in my basement playing World of Warcraft for HOW LONG??

    In all seriousness, the remake is fucking awesome, and it even includes the original games!

  • The child in the third game is killed by....the brazilian flag?

  • at least your not a basic avgn parody and taking inspiration from it and creating something original.... have a cookie!

  • Heh heh heh Lee.

  • the remake is awesome ^^

    plus you get the 3 originals with it :P

  • @daveman247 and the 1st splatterhouse is completely unaltered

  • new splatter house game is freaking awsome.i dont think there is any games out there that are more violent than this. and the controls are some of the best around too. you have so many moves that you can use.overall a great game.

  • @halla4763 screw IGN's review

  • I beat the remake today and I am STILL not done with it.

  • The teddy bear monster in the 3rd one made me shit my pants

  • MAN!  Great videos! You're freakin hilarious!

  • I've been playing the new Splatterhouse for the past eight hours. Nothing says entertainment like listening to Jim Cummings, one of my childhood icons and the voice of Winnie the Pooh, as well as several other Disney characters, swear like a drunken sailor and make casual jokes about genocide, blood-drinking and necrophelia. Plus, it's fucking amazing.

    I don't think I'm going to go on any more college field trips, though.

  • i just found this guy and i have one question. are you affiliated in any way to the Angry Video Game Nerd? i am not mad or anything, i just want to know because he is one of my favorite critics ever. thanks

  • I'm watching this to satiate my appetite until.... 10 hours from now when I can go pick up my copy of the remake. Yay!

  • I wish it wasn't a remake but a true sequel to part 3 or atleast a prequel to the series explaining about the Hell Mask, why it likes to cause these troubles, what happened to Dr.West and so forth.

    Oh well. I will take what I can get from a series that I have been interested in since the Turbo port. (I didn't play the turbo port until 2004 on a emulator) but I remember the comic book ad in THE FLASH comic I bought at a dr. office.

    I never forgot it.

  • It's not the same house as the first game.

    The first stage in 2 is the remains of West Mansion. The japanese version says there was a hidden house which has a portal to rescue Jennifer who was encased in the crystal.

    I don't know why they changed it for here.

  • so cool so cool so cool so cool.

  • its cool. i preordered the new game for ps3 and it looks alot better but i still want you know about the old version too so thanks

  • Hey, HVGN did you know that they are making a new splatterhouse game? jk jk

  • hey, HVGN, did you hear they're making a new Splatterhouse game? Don't worry, I'm kidding

  • Cool vid :D

  • when does the remake come out?

  • @Nemesis986 late 2010

  • @Nemesis986 the remake will be out in 4-5 days! :D

  • @sonickun95

    No, it is out tommorow Nov 23.

  • @snake2006 That's tomorrow, sweet!

  • What I'm loving a lot about the new splatterhouse game is that you can unlock the origional games without it being DLC or something, which is a great move on Namco's part.

  • I have played through the 2nd Splatterhouse and I will agree... The Music ROCKS!

  • 4:48 is that a brazilian flag ??? what the fuck

  • "GET UP HURRY COME ON!"

    That is actually what I do every time I play, haha.

    Awesome review, I agree with you on everything, and this is my favorite series of all time.

  • pimpin

  • splatter house 4 is on the verge of being released.....lol jk nice review man

  • Ganz genau das hab ich gehabt und sehr gemocht

    

  • I love how you used the ZAMN music at the end!! Truly a man of retro you are.

  • 3:18 - 3:31

    Get's me all the time with the lag-gag XD

  • you made a good point of how splatterhouse teaches good family values

  • are you a Mennonite for Halloween? Just guessing from the beard. Either that or druish.

  • Oh god, not THAT image again!!!!

    4:45

    Also, HVGN, in SH2 the first level IS the west mansion, but the mansion you want to go to is mulier mansion...

  • 1:17

    The first level IS the west mansion, the mansion YOUR going to is the mueler mansion, which is why he's not explained in the game... Also, the zombie's muleur, not west...

  • Expanations:

    Somesay you actually DID kill jeniffer, but here soul was warped to anouther dimension. Well, that or the 5th boss was a FAKE jeniffer...

  • I played splatter house 2 while watching this video

  • the remake is not as good.

  • say, I just realized something, NO ONE one the cover looks like what that really are,, HELL! THE FREAKING OCTIPUS HAS 2 EYES WHEN HE REALLY ONLY HAS ONE, AND THE SCREAMING MEE MEE LOOKS LIKE THE ALIEN!

  • I dunno, I LIKE killing humans with chainsaws...

    I mean come on, when was the last time a ghoul stole your PIN number? How many monsters have failed a lie detector test on Maury Povich? Ever seen a zombie giving you Scientology pamphlets? How many vampires sat next to you on a plane for THREE HOURS bragging about and showing you pictures of their goddamn ugly kids?

    Humans suck, hideous monsters rule!

  • fuck yea zombies ate my neighbors! thats nostalgic for me!

  • I just thought about something, Derek. While the episodes are great, you're missing something. You know how James has Freddy or Jason or Leatherface or whatever? You don't have that. While I'm NOT asking you for a carbon copy of James' ideas (that's for the Irate Gamer), a want a little something extra. That is all.

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  • he`s gay -_-

  • Did U know that in the remake it has the original games in it, you just have to unlock them

  • What's The album with the reworking of the first theme. He says it to fast for my tiny little mind. at 7:26

  • lophatjello i found out something about splatterhouse 2 they you will what to know in 2 its is actually a different house and our trying to save jennifer's soul but mostly this only know in japan for some reason

  • i can wait for the remake

  • @Romuluzz You're damn right Silent Hill 2 is the best one!

    Oh, wait... just some acronym confusion. My favorite is still "Wanpaku"Graffiti, whatever that means. I kinda hope it means "haunted," but it probably doesn't.

  • Making fun of who too?

  • I like how you can use a gun. How many seriel killers do you know with a gun?

  • remake comeing look

  • i gonna get splatterhouse 1 and 2 but im dissapointed cuz i cant find the 3rd. at least i can still pre-oreder the new splatterhouse game it looks so awesome i cant wait.

  • some things i think happened...for the jen in part 2...the blue hue makes me think its her soul.

    and dr west...I think that was the weird head with claws at the end.The seceintist is always transformed...

    then again I never played 2 and only saw LPS of 1+3 these are just my opinions

  • lol Milky Eiko?Milky?

  • He must be trippen cus they are remakin it.... E3 showed the demo it looks ok.... Gory and brutal as hell but....repeditive

  • @XxseraphonxX Yeah, he must be trippin'.

    Or at least, you didn't read the obvious message that takes up basically the entire screen telling you the video is three years old and the remake wasn't announced back then.

    Hm... which one of those options might it be...

  • What game was that at 6:44?

  • @JakFan13 GTA vice city

  • @MRDAXX14 Oh.

    I thought it was one of those Manhunt games.

  • @JakFan13 no its funny u actually cant use a chain saw in the manhunt games

  • @MRDAXX14 What do you mean? There was one in the first game. You can even use it to kill that snuff film directer guy.

  • @JakFan13 ya but its not a standerd weapon

  • lol still gaming, thnx 4 puttin that in it gave me a good laugh, oh and ill have to check these games out soon

  • Splatterhouse remake is going to be awesome

  • Hey, did you guys here there's a remake coming?

    I messaged HVGN about it, six times !

  • @MetallicMushroom Yeah, I wonder if he's aware of it.  We'd best all message him to make sure.

  • in the Japanese version of splatterhouse 2 the mask says to go to the hidden mansion and find Jennifer in the land of the dead, so, you're trying to resurrect Jennifer.

  • @isaacthewarrior2 Lemme put that in perspective.

    HE CLAWS HIS WAY INTO THE LAND OF THE DEAD AND BEATS THINGS UNTIL THEY GIVE BACK JENNIFER. THEN WHEN THEY TRY TO TAKE HER BACK, HE BEATS THEM UNTIL THEY CAN'T.

    God I love this series.

  • in the japanese version of splatterhouse 2 the mask says to go to the hidden mansion and find jennifer in the land of the dead, so, you're trying to ressurect jennifer.

  • Pick is never gonna give Jennifer up

  • I understand back then the gore and stuff was awesome and new for its time. But having just discovered this game and having watched games like Silent Hill, Mortal Kombat (first gore fest I ever played), and Residents evil this doesn't really disturb me. It still looks pretty good and the remake looks awesome.

  • Dear HVGN,

    For the well intended morons, make a video about your feelings on the remake, or even mention it in another video. That way, we have less of them bombarding you with info on it. P.S., it looks awesome!

  • @dungchunker i'd rather just review i when it comes out.

  • @lophatjello .........Better idea FTW

  • @lophatjello i would watch it

  • @lophatjello well, you'd better find another Halloween activity to keep you busy. Cause, the game's been delayed YET AGAIN! It went from Spring 2010 to Fall 2010 and then from October 26 to November 23.

  • @lophatjello 5,000 thumbs up.

  • @lophatjello Thank you SO much for showing me something I was REALLY missing out on before I actually heard about the game :D.

  • @lophatjello only 5 days till the release

  • @lophatjello came out today

  • @lophatjello new game is out. will your review?

  • @hackensac if you watched his last video, he says the review is underway. and since the game is fairly long and difficult, it could be some time before we see it.

  • @hackensac Patience, patience...

  • @lophatjello Take your time, don't rush it. Fans are more patient then you think, no matter how much they complain.

    Don't spoil the game for yourself in a hurry to satisfy them, they'll be satisfied once it comes out if the quality is good, so worry not about that. First, take in the game, then think back on it. But I doubt I need to say that.

    Seriously. Just enjoy yourself with it. Hope to see it when it comes.

  • @lophatjello ITS ALREADY OUT!! POST THE REVIEW!!! IM SOOO HYPED FOR YOUR OPINIONB!!!