The Medical Minute with Deena Higgins

[iaminthburg]

Dear Miss Higgins : I'm back and I'm reading your posted tributes........are you aware, Deena, that baybeeburgess , poor deluded and probably under-socialized b-b-b'gess thinks that you're a man??? He's watched too many Miss USA competitions, I believe; and has not developed an appreciation for Woman in all her many mysterious dimensions which you embody. Without tryin', even...you just DO, Deena Higgins, you just DO.

[banion5]

Dearest Burg,

You, being the most prescient of literary sages, have rightly smudged this dimensionless canvas of online chicanery at such a time when output draws close to a boom. Suffer the senseless not, and stay seated as "go time" sits squarely in the sights. Wrap your mind around that much alliteration, and your reinvented entertainment retreat will run roughshod all over your screen ;) As always, I'm your humblest fan. Girl Power!

[iaminthburg]

Dear Deena Higgins, I think I just saw your brother singing If Ever I Would Leave You...I must say, your family is blessed, I meantasay BLESSED with talent, good looks, and personality PLUS. And you're doing your part, OBBBviously, to add 'good health, too,Gary!!' to the hereinabove-mentioned criteria...Kudos, Deena Higgins, to your noble efforts; and keep them sweet chestpears you got workin' there healthy, happy, and pert. Put'em into the wind, Deena Higgins...

[banion5]

That right there is the $6,500 question ;)

[amaydtay]

I'll try not to compare myself to other people, especially you, Deena, you've got a killer body.

[banion5]

Yay! That's the first step to freedom! I'm glad you had a chance to get this first-rate education ;)

[amaydtay]

You've absolutely changed my life! haha

[iaminthburg]

Dear amaydtay, You are on the road to happy healthy self-esteem, and I congratulate you. Unfortunately, perhaps, I have spent last evening carving G.A. + D.H. = 4ever into a sycamore that must be the hardest dam' tree in the Commonwealth of PA....anyways, congratulations on your personal growth. (Do you perhaps know DH?? Can you introduce me?)

[baybeeburgess]

Dude thats a man!

[sarabananna]

ajsfedosjfo;sadjfs i love love love this advice! im totally gonna follow it!

[banion5]

Fun ANNND Functional! What more could you ask for? I'm so glad you watched! Now...whattaya say about Saturday night? ;)

[QweenOfTheGeeks]

hahaha your amazing

[banion5]

You're wonderful ;) I'm glad you stopped by!

[ThePrepSchoolNegro]

I feel better already!

[banion5]

Yeah, it's a good burn, but it sets you up for that uncomfortable childbirth. Always good to be prepared!

[JerkyPuck]

unusual discharge.

[banion5]

Fun ANNNNND informative!

[JerkyPuck]

The lady doing the Mammy is so hot.

[imacript42]

ha.

[cariyates]

You make a lovely lady

[3R1loca]

xD so funny

[woodlandcreature22]

i seriously LOVE you. you just blew brenda dickson OUT OF THE WATER! ughhhhhhh!