Jake and Amir: Community Service

[ashleimilligan93]

Jake is sexy when he yells.

[LuckyMayMay]

Please don't call him It.

[KeptNow]

jake kind of reminds me of john ridder

[Armitaco]

A: Not. One. Nickel.

J: Penny.

A FUUU---

[The012938475]

@Armitaco That's how YouTube got the idea for the new URL's.

[drpepper70707]

I woulda just said yes it costs $500 just to get him to shut up.

[JTurden]

"I'm gonna use the c-word."

[KevinHilt]

"You don't have to teach them how to wipe, all right? I think they're like 13.

Oh ok, you're right. Too soon."

Seriously, one of my favorite Jake and Amir lines of all time.

[MrClaymationer]

its weird how i always chose to watch the video that was made right after the video i just watched

[jknickys]

69

[minecraftwalthrough]

get me one

[ViiCToM]

Press 7 Over and over and over...

[powderblue80]

I adore the way Amir always says stuff like "...look at us!" like he thinks Jake is thinking the exact same thing

[LoganStracci]

Anyone else notice there's no 2:09 ?

[TwiiZerN]

@LoganStracci The next last second is invisible on every Youtube video so just stop trying

[LoganStracci]

@TwiiZerN Wow you seem like a faggot. ;)

[TwiiZerN]

@LoganStracci hahaha yeah, not really though ;)

I just said that cause I'm tired of seeing the same comment over and over again

[LoganStracci]

@TwiiZerN Well then just ignore it and quit being a douche? ;)

[TwiiZerN]

@LoganStracci Well after seeing it a thousand times it gets kinda annoying seeing so I can't ignore it.

[LoganStracci]

@TwiiZerN In that case, just quit being a douche. ;)

[GlassyeyedMonster]

@LoganStracci LOL there actually isnt!

[dhylla42]

This is my first ep of Jake and Amir, I got hooked ever since this.

[dreanix43]

After he said yugioh sessions i hit the like button 10 times

[BroadzillaJones]

"I'm gonna use the C word."



[DibsOnMe]

"Are you going to get laid?"

*girl in background walks towards screen*

[TomoRomo9]

1:42 Watch Amir's head

[sxdrey]

I tried "head magnets" with my friend a while ago

I'm still dizzy T_T

[vymahesh]

does any still play or watch yugioh

[PresentingHilarious]

Do,

Amir,

a female mir

[GhostOfTheNight3600]

I can do 50 push ups... what can you do ?

[3stonPr]

@GhostOfTheNight3600 about that same

[OFrazzle]

amir, amir, a female amir

[fholm13]

yugioh sesions lolz

[MrMemorex91]

i laughed my ass off at daily yugioh sessions

[DarthPietrus]

i agree with amir...

[DAViD8431]

favorite episode yet!

[fholm13]

yugioh lol

[hookemnate814]

how can anyone dislike this?

[LolifiedByMe]

@hookemnate814 They press the "dislike" button under the vid.

[epicviralfails]

169 people had failed abortions

[pandora3579]

How to chew? Where was he when I needed to learn!

[sirkmap]

lolz they mentioned mtg. noone ever does...

[umairhussain2009]

Where are you going... you gonna get laid... get me one!

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

@umairhussain2009 yup...thats what amir said at the end of the video

[emperorseph3]

you were in harold and kumar I LOVE YOU AMIR except you shouldve fucked mary.... she was flat but really hot!

[Kolbe22]

Amir has the same shirt as the last video!

[arcv96]

i luv yugioh sessions



[JomalomTech]

1:32 Lol

[JomalomTech]

1:34 I Lolled

[Lott74]

what if i get one, and it cant talk, please dont call them it

[DjbShadow17]

YUGIOH FTW!

[BoDCheckov]

@DjbShadow17 AHAHAH XD i didn't even REALIZE thats what he said! card games + Amir = win

[ilove096]

Get me one!

[SkylarkVII]

When Amir says things like "Maybe *I* could be your little brother", I know it's supposed to be funny, but it always makes me kinda sad.

Maybe it's just me.

[TehGuaZe]

1:31

[SHAD0W1211t6]

Jake and Amir are the BEST!

[TheMightyRawwrrr]

Amir:"Where are you going?"

Jake:*walks away ignoring Amir*

Amir:"Are you going to go get laid?...Get me one !"

lololol

[HansGodOfExotics]

not one nickel, Penny.. FUCK!!!!!! LMFAO

[AkilZodiac]

FUUU

[Nerfer998]

1:33



[MAKKEBAKKE]

The C word = Cock or Cunt?

[oFlamesz]

1:23 is the best skit i've ever heard ever...

[BenF206]

Dude jake just ate a booger

[OutstandinMediocracy]

Get me one!!!



[skullandbones656]

1:30 <----- hilarity button

[TJGrove320]

Not One nickel... penny.... FUUUUUCKK!!!!

[MrMonkeyinthemiddle]

I have to do work but... maybe just one more vid :)

[MrMemorex91]

Daily yugioh sessions?

[leehocking514]

No booy it aint kosh, no booy it aint kosh!

[Crosby4hyg]

168 people didn't like the video.

[LovePink2K11]

AHHHHHHHH HEAD MAGNETS!

[chiapet760]

Penny. FU...

[ironzeppelin44]

I love Amir's face at 1:47

[mrsjonasfan100]

there should be an episode where they both get little brothers from that program!!

[hollywoodMIF]

are you going to get laid??? Get me one!! BWAHAHAH!!!!

[Snatch02G]

did anyone else saw the college humor sticker on jake's laptop?

[Grolson1993]

1:33

[magicalbeastfairy]

Afrafraf

[chosenbykeyblade13]

Yugioh!!!!!!!!!!

[Lucifuhrerr]

Magic the Gathering FTW

[Bunneh8]

that intro's great

[kevawsome24]

get me one too!!!

[LPSwimmer2011]

I guess that's not working. Let's try 1:32.

[LPSwimmer2011]

1:34

[CPGamingChannel]

penny. FUC

XD

[eb13895]

are you going to get laid? Get me one! :D

[JoshLikeCrazy]

"Nickel. Penny. FU!

[TheJMontoya83]

wat r they saying in the intro i cant understand them

[BlueKazoo4]

Get me one!

[Izaak247]

"ok let's say day one doesn't go according to plan, so I decide to ditch this little bugger, is that kosh?" "well let me put it in your language, no boy it ain't kosh""Yo, that ain't enough from discouraging me from signing up messing up hid lil' life!" "WELL I SHOULD"!! lmfao amazing lyrics

[AnimeWhiteRose]

do, amir, a femal mir~

[NextWorldGaming]

Amir MARRY MEH!

[KoolaidHummer]

get me one too

[Sethagrius]

lol "how others can impress you"

[ghj6363]

1:33 :D



[AkilZodiac]

FUUUU

[tyrahutcherson02]

"Where are you going? Are going to get laid? Get me one!" LOL

[FinalFantasyLover14]

I dont get the nickle/penny part

Explanation please...or whateva

[dwoac6595]

@FinalFantasyLover14 amir said 'one cent' the he said 'nickel' which is 5 cents

[RareKnob]

YUGIOH FTW

[blondebrunette3737]

Amir, can i be your younger sister? I'm a pretty smart chick.

[Last0neStand1ng]

not one nickel

penny

FU-

[StudioTechp]

HOW DID AMIR EVEN GET THE JOB THERE?

[Mypikachu58]

He should teach them to shave >=)

[DarkKnightroolz]

Amir is tottally GAY

[kyromonster]

"not one nickel"-amir "pennie"-jake "FUUUUUC"-amir

[bliink182]

@kyromonster penny....

[NIN1024]

@kyromonster Penny.... not pennie lol

[kyromonster]

@NIN1024 hey i spell i how i wanna spell it bitch im jking :) i was makin a joke :3

[jaycobb089]

not one nickel? penny... FUUUUUUU! "rageface"

[ki1ng]

Magic the gathering, and regular magic.

[nosaintiger12]

wait yu-gi-oh was still around in 2009?

[NIN1024]

@nosaintiger12 Yu-gi-oh is still around. But magic the gathering kicks ass.

[mizledyooth]

@NIN1024 nay, things that kick ass= big boobs, explosions and jake and amir

[NIN1024]

@mizledyooth I like big boobs, but not when they are too big, like the kind of big where you say, 'What the fuck is wrong with your chest." I like explosions too, only when there is a nice ass kicking somewhere in the movie that involves gore, and I enjoy jake and amir too, which is the best of them all.

[joemchugh61]

" AHHHHHHH HEAD MAGNETS " amir <3

[arttujarvinen]

1:32 FUUU

[arttujarvinen]

1:34 FUUU

[DrBob66]

"nickel" "penny" "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

[omgitsclinton]

i started watching these videos at 8 am it is now 7:14 pm ...evidently i need a life

[HumanPenguinBoy]

@omgitsclinton yes u do nerd

[pennydesouza]

@omgitsclinton Ha. No! You're awesome.

[roblehi]

@omgitsclinton this is only the 5th episode...

[gabrielpedroso92]

@omgitsclinton whats a life???

[CptHawkify]

not one nick-

penny

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[rayraycano]

Magic....the gathering, and the regular magic

[Bunneh8]

The best part was the intro.

Doe Amir, a female Mir

[MrFuc100]

nice sticker over apple sign!!!

XD

[bigbench3]

"Not one nickle!"

"Penney (-.-')"

"FUCK!"

[coolsvilleowner]

Amir's father could have taught him all that stuff but guess what... HE FRIGGIN MOVED!!

[Desterrs]

@coolsvilleowner hahah :D

[Bunneh8]

Amir: Not 1 Nickel

Jake: Penny....

Amir: FUU

[rockxhero]

I like how the lady walks in the background @ the very end, along with Amir's last comments.

[coolsvilleowner]

@rockxhero Lol exactly what i was thinkin!

[kingreis22]

get me a laid tooooo :P

[zookeeperanthony]

not one nickel. penny. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stians1995]

Not one nickel

Penny!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU...!

[itapia109]

must stop watching...

CLICK

Dammit!!!

[hootyoot]

who else wants to see an episode of jake and amir about theor camping trip??? xD

[jakekozo]

Y does everyone have to quite them? It's fukin retarded we watched the video. We don't need u typing it. Filling up comments that actually matter. So stfu

[MastaBlastaS99]

@jakekozo you spelt quote wrong but i agree with you

[amritpal79]

I did not know what the last sentence was thank god for the top comment.

[BFMV517]

not one nickel

penny

FUUUUUUC

[Halieswandebem]

Amir, "...how to wipe" Jake, "You don't have to teach them how to wipe alright? I think they're all like 13" Amir, "Oh k you're right, too soon. Don't force it..." hahaha i died laughing

[FredMaHead]

How do you spell that "cosh" word ?

as in: No boy, it ain't cosh

[SweetenThekitty96]

@FredMaHead

It's kosh as in kosher

[Shorty111R]

@FredMaHead "Kosh" as in "Kosher"

[amritpal79]

anyone else notive the girl who walks around the corner behind amir as he says ''get me one''

[saleem305]

"are you going to get laid?....get me one"

LOL!!

[TheReckoner007]

Goddamn there's a long gap between this vid and the next..did they ever have doubts about this series, cause that's fucking stupid if they did

[punk1126]

get me one!

[hoyafan32]

i fucking love jake and amir

[rallyxpoint]

#campingtrip

[loopyninjaful]

press 7



[BassmanCDL]

can i choose who i get?! i just dont want a StuPid one X) lol

[alarmsucks]

why the fuck is this video flagged?

[sepkamrouz1]

Are you gonna get laid??? GET ME ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drizzlenumba1]

@sepkamrouz1 Hey! I was going to say that! now everyone has to thumb up my comment and yours. You're such a dick

[sepkamrouz1]

@drizzlenumba1 ok??? UMADBRO?

[drizzlenumba1]

@sepkamrouz1 Of course I'm "MADBRO?" I mean wtf is wrong with you brah? Can you just... delete your comment and let me post mine? I mean you already have alot of thumbs up stop being a attention whore?

[masterguitardude]

scroll up and watch the video

[philr883]

get me one

[RADicious]

how do you get someone else "one" laid

[XxPaTdxXVandV]

read this!!!! tomorrow is jakes birthday! we must flood jake and amir videos with happy birthday tommorow!

[zergki11ar]

wait, you're a top comment... GIMME ONE!

[un4seen21]

yuu

[un4seen21]

Are you going to layed? Get me one. lolz!

[TheFlamingDeuce]

For the best part of this video press 7...

[Oceanloler]

The camping trip was, IN - TENTS! :D

[dannyboy41]

Where you going?? Are you going to get laid? Get me one!!

Lol. Makes me giggle.

[ThePickles1218]

Hot girl

In background at the end :o

[Chazbc]

No boy, it aint kosh! No boy, it aint kosh! No kosh! No Kosh! No boy, it aint kosh!

[TheBlondeNation]

Get me one! Lmao

[DerekCortezisBeast]

166 people are named "It"

[justinbieberlove3759]

I LOVE COLLEGE HUMOR!!!! ALL OF U GUYS R AWESOME!!!!:D