Virgin on Campus

[egarcia513]

KONY 2012

[veasly13]

thumbs up for final fantasy advent children

[utubepoopable]

the way you say "yeah" makes me laugh for some reason

[NejixxxHyuga8]

Dude that jacket is cold. Wish I had it!! uhh lol

[Thunderclise]

at 0:35 um.....wrong zombie!

[azula1313]

Did anyone else notice...the zombie head gives himself is from plants vs zombies? lol

[sassydiva1231]

I'm amazed your dad is okay with you *whistelling*

[Cuddlebunzzzz]

it seems like the girls at my college are the exact opposite. if a guy is a virgin they avoid him like the plague. hence me and my roommates are still virgins after 2 years here =/

[moyam01]

First order of business:

The jacket is dope. I want to steal it. Where did you get it.

[1036penny]

man down!!! hahaha!!!

[akon1397]

I believe in god, but not organized religion btw. i think you should have sex before marriage. me and my girl friend became way more in love with each other that day. it was a good personal experience.

[lalabunnybr]

@akon1397 Yeah it can go both ways. You can test drive the car before buying it and you might fall in love with it and buy it, but you might hate it and end up not buying it. Also in many cases there's that lil saying that goes "why buy the cow if you can milk it for free".

I'm not a virgin but I wish I was. Because when you do get married and you alrdy love the person even tho you've never had sex with them, the sex part just becomes an added bonus and not one of the main things.

[StealthyReflex]

2:00 i <3 DOA poster

[IrWaKKo]

Lols also, walls build better foundations :T

[IrWaKKo]

Welcome to the Hive~!!!

[yebrandonye]

spend more time building bridges, instead of building walls... thats going on my wall

[PunkRockBarbie01]

it's called the T-virus. =T.T=

[onlyoneleft1321]

fridays night- guys night! :D

sounds like my group of friends and gf. haha

[TheTroyes1]

lol your stories may be total bullshit but they're hilarious

[Uphillsniper360]

why does every one call wrestling "wrassalin?

[thatoneguy114]

brah, you have my respect in one video.

[qwertyintheass]

ZELDA FTW!!!!!!!!!!

[cartoonsandstuff]

JESUS

[JIYkp]

I don't have enough friends for anything like this to happen to me. lol

[souleaterfan1234]

@JIYkp I know that feel bro .jpg

[topgearfan1997]

0:30

POKER FACE

[PROlinex]

wasteman should have fucked that bitch

[iTakeUrRamen]

Final Fantasy Advent Children is amazing.

moving on I'm not one of religion myself but I do have my morals.

I'm still a virgin and I'm not gonna waste my virginity on a girl I don't love. I've had a lot of close calls and that's what made me realize its time to take things slower. I could completely relate to this video and I appreciate you.

[MrCheeksProduction]

i have that EXACT necklace O.o

[CeceandRockyAddicts]

At 2:52.... I was drinking soup and when he said that I was laughing so hard I almost spit my soup onto the computer... and yes, I WAS drinking soup.

[grn100cash]

oh these types of story should not surprise me, BUT THEY ALWAYS DO!!

[Amethyst78911]

Can I marry you!?!?

[ukendcx2000]

lol. Had the same happen to me, sort of. Usually girls would ask, usually I would just go ahead and tell them upfront. A few didn't believe me though.

[Vccine]

Respect for you my man. It's pretty amazing to think that you had a million hot girls in your grasp and yet you chose not to have sex with them.

Cheers from a fellow Christian

[treschictima]

wish there were more guys like you out there

[crunkCholo]

freaking women always ruining guy-time.

[randogx]

:D I have a stalker night vision camera.

[joker8heart]

WRAS-SA-LIN

[GuntherAMVs]

MAN DOWN xD

[ShoujoWolf]

Final Fantasy FTW :D

[OMGusernameBITCHES]

what is it with big youtubers being vigins! theres so many :L i reckon some just make it up ;D xD <3

[duntau]

new role model

[2paclypse2010]

i would've hit it with a hazmat suit on

[emilooGIRL]

5:37 = funniest thing ever.

[karmoncoles]

did anybody else notice how he left the frountdoor open

[Hyde1415]

Wow another good story

[slyfoxlover]

When you started talking about her invading boys night, I stopped smiling. D:

[MrBangen2012]

Wow your dad was giving you high fives i wonder if your mom was scowling at you?

[LookieItsEd]

WOAH BRO! Yo coo.

[gwal31]

mannnnn ima try that in collge

[BattyBitz]

What a hoe.

[chibijaxie]

God I love you. <3 You are too funny! ^-^

[BaronNate]

some chicks do that, when you have a crew and you end up dissin them, they WILL jump on one of your buddies. Either they develop feelings for a crew member while with you and hanging out with your friends or they do it for revenge. Not all girls, but i've seen it enough to know that its a thing and does happen plenty enough.

[KillaWasabi]

girls dont understand why we guys do guys night

[CathrineRJ]

1:13 LOL i love the water temple

[drawnman1]

@CathrineRJ How could you love the water temple?!

It takes forever to pass, no matter how good you are!

[CathrineRJ]

@drawnman1 hehe, zelda skilz, passed it at 8 years old quite easy, it's not that hard!! :D

[drawnman1]

@CathrineRJ ok,but wasn't annoying??

[DomoItalianDude]

5 minutes l8r she comes knocking and she pounces...lol

[swetema]

The new sound wen you press tumps up is so awesome!

[maryamsm]

I'm sure Nadia's gonna have a different video about this story!

[Slayerslover]

Swoe: we are going to go final fantasy 7 avent children.

Me:.......you are awesome!!! I love that movie!!!

[Sciencewithtechnolgy]

PLANTS VS ZOMBIES FTWW 

[PrincesStackTheDough]

ohhh you did it how they do it on discovery channel...

[doods91]

As an atheist I'm obviously not one for the whole jesus thing, but I do find it admirable that you actually build your morals on the basis of your religion rather than scrutinizing your actions based on the morals inherent to that religion. tl;dr good job sticking by what you started

[BattyBitz]

@doods91 Well said, good sir. It's annoying when other Atheists give everyone else zero respect if they believe something else. It makes us look just as ignorant and hypocritical.

[laserboy18]

@doods91 THANK YOU! Atheists like you are slowly rebuilding our reputation.

[souleaterfan1234]

@laserboy18 don't forget Christians like swoozie 

[ms2obsessed]

@doods91 A nd the people with the whole "Jesus thing" respect the fact that you think that way. Mad respect for that dude. good job:D

[babyyouonfire]

lol your so funny did she really lick you

[ItsTheMarioman]

Took her 5 minutes to get to you when she lives 30 minutes away?

[waterblessed765]

@ItsTheMarioman Speedhack.

[11jackalope]

Does he live in Orlando?

[donthate9000]

spend more time building bridges instead of walls.

[taboulyman]

i wanna c how nadia looks like lmfao

[litdan]

Lol @ the flower

[StreamerVideo]

So what I've got out of this is that openly admitting you're a Christian and virgin causes girls to find you more attractive?

[TheOhlalakp]

dude you were dating a hoe lol but still your so cool and understanding about everything

[pinkfuzzie123]

love the zelda reference

[bob15253545]

3:48 made my day XD

[faysalbest1]

Good Advice at the end (Y)

THank YOu

[MCDRO00]

i like the fact that u don't worry about what people think about you for being a virgin, till u get married. that's cool b/c now i know that someone else besides me its capable of stay as a virgin till marriage. even with all the temptations... girls haha

[reachfreakkid]

so am i



[shadowshock2468]

So...you're still a virgin? Lesson not learned.

[TheycallmeBing]

I nearly pissed myself at 3:48... I LOVE YOU SWOOZIE!

[lapatria100]

lolllloloooolol

[simbagirl31]

SWOOZIE YOU HAVE DEVIANTART? :D

[emareusemal]

you're a saint! good message at the end. I been doing the junior high passive-aggressive thing & this got me rethinking...takes time :( Thanks for the video

[MADMOOSE26]

3:12 shit just got real!

[onelasttitan]

"stalker night vision cam" LMFAO!

[GLENN6423]

this video s deep i feel what swoozie is saying im just going for gods way real talk

[TheHarleyquinn007]

I don't want this to sound creepy or anything BUT(emphasis!) I think we would make really good friends. The nerd conversations would be epic.

[Talim95]

Can we get married? Not because I just wanna have sex with you ahahahahahah, but because you just made a Zelda reference and a FF reference in one video. Awesome...oh and you're pretty cute too :)

[anabelleandthrust]

zelda reference: awesome. 

[iverie]

@VEHEMENTBLACK What I was saying to the original poster was that it doesn't matter if you're Muslim or Christian on whether or not you make the choice to stay a virgin, and that you shouldn't worry about getting flamed for your belief.

[iverie]

@iverie You should read the original post. Then you'd understand. I'm finished with this now. Bye

[iverie]

@VEHEMENTBLACK And you should re-read my comment and stop searching through comments to pick a fight. I am a Christian out of my choice. I am a nondenominational Christian, but that's not why I choose to stay a virgin.

[MrGabapovich]

it was still sinful to be doing sexual intimate things with her

[Contaika]

@MrGabapovich Irrelevant. It's nothing about religion.

[MrGabapovich]

@Contaika so he's saving himself for no reason? sure.

[Contaika]

@MrGabapovich Who said you need a reason?

You don't need one.

[MrGabapovich]

@Contaika well then why would he "save" himself?

[Contaika]

@MrGabapovich Because he chose that.

He doesn't need a reason.

[kottonkandy47]

@MrGabapovich its really not. Unless there's a penis in one of the openings of that girl's body i think God is pretty chill about this.

[missyckboo]

I love you !!!!

[tgandrade61800]

my friend said the thing about building bridges... but whats the point when you know someone's gonna tear it down???

[lovinmakeup91]

HAHAHA LOL SUBBED!!

[dtb2111]

ROFLMFAO! "WE WRASALIN!" bro...you don't understand how funny that is

[whooperpooper86]

are u a christian? sometimes i think u are but other times i dont

[savypullin]

Do you still live by the no sex before marriage rule? If so i have so much respect for you:)

[IAlsoSeeStars]

I like how you respect the code, bro. Bros before hoes.

[lilaznyume]

haha that happened to me before some guy trying to choke me with his tongue haha.

[redsol54]

same thing happened to me lol

[gryffindorgal07]

i <3 how your a christian(: <3

[starwarsmattyboy]

A wild boner appeared.....

[AyidaCheesie]

ADVENT CHILDREN?!?! dude i would LOVE to join you guys...girls like final fantasy too!! lol

[ff2paladin]

Advent Children? damn, this was a long time ago. Also, never knew that was in theaters

[ff2paladin]

2:48:  Animality!

[SmokezFirePoke]

2:45 u said she lived 30 mins away....

and u got a call, and she got there 5 minutes later ? xD

[kroncw]

@SmokezFirePoke meaning she was camping outside his house ready to storm in when his parents weren't in.

[SmiLeN4Yu]

dude completely irrelevant but where'd you get that jacket?

[skyangelnaruto]

@SmiLeN4Yu I agree, very nice one aye

[Minalear]

I had no clue you could deflower a male... I'm pretty sure I don't want to know how xD

[SupermanPaperBethy]

At least she didn't akwardly lick your face, and then keep on kissing you right after. It was really weird. I was just about to ask where the camera was at.

[AtomicWolf015]

FINAL FANTASY VII AC. YUSH!

[omsrswt]

Aaargh, agreeable and infuriating at the same time. Adande, you enigma...

[auburnprincess007]

You are quickly becoming one of my favorite people. Funny and classy, why are you so awesome? It's not fair :\

[Thatpersonz]

SOrta glad i found you, i thought i was the only one who was like you. People would laugh when i said im still a virgin and waiting for marriage

[MrJoseKuervo]

dude.....why didn't i know that final fantasy advent children was a city walk!!

[SolLaDama]

Aww that's awesome :) People look at me like that too and I'm a girl! I made a promise my freshman year of HS to remain a virgin untill marriage toooo. Stay strong and great video!

[PromoSeanTV]

Yoooo I so know what you're talking about!!!

[1funneh1]

i didnt know plants vs zombies and resident evil had zombies in common lool

[TheTankSizzle]

Dude, she smashed one of the homies. Not cool ...

[Dressed2fuk]

I found this video very hard to masturbate to...

[musicmaniac95]

@adVanceBitch I meant that guys who try to pressure girls into having sex before marriage are assholes. If you both wanted to do it, cool. More power to ya. But I meant that when guys try to make the girls do it when they don't want to. Get my point there?

[LeMutePoint]

Both me and boyfriend have decided to wait for marriage! <3

[yourichichic]

yess advent children!!!!

[styx87]

just like everything it's a choice. just respect everyones choice.

[lilianperes97]

@styx87 the same way someone has the ritgh to choose, we have the ritgh to disagree and say we dont disagree.

[styx87]

@lilianperes97 didn't say you don't have the right to disagree it's just that your not gonna get very for because your not important.

[LaTripper]

I think its the sweetest thing youre still a virgin! I am too & when I tell people Im saving myself for marriage theyre like "..... why?" & Im like "because its the right thing to do.." & theyre like "well... good luck with that...." & Im like "....."

:D

[artemalbrecht]

damn dude you have a lot of hats!

[St3vIeWoNdErS]

do what the Chinese did and build a WALL BRIDGE!!! xD

[Squall07524]

I love your videos, but that no sex before marriage stuff barely exist now days, im no virgin or anything, but if i was i would be hard pressed to find a girl who is here in NJ/NYC. I dont know any single girl who is, and i know alot of fucking people lol. Therefore im just another dog in the jungle getting mine lol

[flyoffdaice]

@Squall07524 yea, only 5 percent of people on their wedding day are virgins :/. However, the "no sex before marriage" stuff is not impossible. i know some people who are trying to save themselves for marriage just for the sake of seeing if they can do it LOL.

[megamanxu]

Bro you sound totally Buddhist at the end! :D

[XxFlameyxX]

Lemme just say..... you are freaking awesome (: I wish there were more guys like you. Holla at cha girl here in East coast mid Florida!! <3 (: LOVE your videos!!

[Arcilios]

How the Nadia situation went down is how I am with a girl atm. I'm doing the whole passive aggressive ignore thing, but I don't want to talk to her. yeah technically she didn't do anything wrong but I just feel wronged you know, like she just drops paying attention to me and all of a sudden is on my friend? Wtf? guess it's a case of don't know what you got 'til it's gone, I didn't even want her her anyway, she even told me she wasn't down like that in the beginning... le sigh! Females man, lol.

[Arcilios]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO

[Mugica00]

1:13-1:16 hahaha <3

[mattchappy]

lmao "Adonde, are u still a virgin?" "Ya.." "why?!?" funniest part

[theaveragedude100]

MMMA FTW! 

[Aburamegirl32]

ur dad sounds like a pimp XD

[RoxysShow]

Nadia is a slut!

[BioFreak430]

Sad, most girls are like this.

It comes as no surprise.

Go Swoozie!

:D

[43291745]

2:21 your dad is awesome

[juliannarockstar24]

can u do a shout out for

julianarockstar24 ?

[Picklejar42]

You sir are awesome!!!!!

[MegaPollen]

Final Fantasy Advent Children AWESOME!!!

[ianh97]

You're one cool dude. Final Fantasy Advent Children was awesome

[TheDevildog777]

woooooooooooooo final fantasy

[IntrovertExtrovert]

LOL Discovery channel XD

[NaveMucoy]

Only cool black man, ever.

[izzey415]

Omg I love u swoozie this is 4 u

Dear swoozie,

Ur so awzum ily n ur cute ... Well antiiwayz now I cnt stop sayin like a boss n hola hola hola hola so ya ily n ur vids ur funny cute n awzum so ya :)

Sincerly,

Izzey:)

[MultiMasterjake]

im 15 and imma a christian and im a virgin and im proud of it and my girlfriend alway's poke's me lol i think she like's poeing my belly for somereason and i tell her to stop but truth is confession's of a christian i love it when she doe's it

[motunrolarulz]

I love your stories, they literally make my day :)

[TrueJustice13]

Zelda reference FTW

[fireonthesnow]

Advent Children :DDDDDD

[ytvration]

Your so right!

[RIFFSUAREZ]

your poker face was the best reaction.

[rainbowstarz1000]

funny video

[nowwithmorekick]

She wasn't pressuring you for sex?! I would be feeling a lot of pressure to have sex with her tongue all over my neck and face. Also if you seen Advent Children i hope you didn't experience it your first time with the English dubs.

[musicmaniac95]

I like that you're waiting till marriage. It gives me hope that not all guys are assholes.