ALLAN QUATERMAIN AND THE TEMPLE OF SKULLS

[eujeeves]

Hamish & Andy gap year brought you here as well? fumbs up

[rasengdori13]

*Cough* Indiana Jones Ripoff *Cough*

[Whiteyy191]

Funny because Indiana Jones is a rip off of Alan Quatermain

[NiMur90]

Indiana Jones was made over 30 years ago and the special effects are a billion times better than this shit.

[1swivel]

terrible movie...absolutely one of the worst if not the worst i have ever seen. Chamberlain/Stone blew this tripe away. Who in the heck lets this stuff get produced?

[Magnolia296]

This film was awfully directed, acted and even edited. All the actors can't act at all. "King Solomon's Mines" (1985) with Richard Chamberlain and Sharon Stone was 10000000x better film. They tried to show the 40s but that black actress had modern dress. Ridiculous trash

[Gado911]

"I AM THE KING!"

[openacanofwopass]

He he, when are they going make a "Avatar style" film, guaranteed to look cheasy:-)

[rubino83]

@openacanofwopass They'd have to spend half the movie focusing on human faces explaining what they're looking at just to keep the budget in the black.

Second: My God, that score was lifeless.

[raymondleeleggs]

Actually it is inspired by the Alain quarterman novels which inspired indiana jones so it isnt false advertising

[PCvillage]

what a disgrace of the american film industry

[Beowulf1ca]

It's like you're stabbing a famous hero right through the heart, then pissing on his grave! It is a horrible disgrace of a great British literary figure.

[looney1023]

You do realize that you are ripping off a sequel to a 1981 film, so saying that a 2008 low budget direct to dvd film inspired a 1981 adventure classic is misleading text. This is a form of false advertising, which is punishable to the fullest extent. So, you bastards at the Asylum are pretty damn lucky that this movie was never in theaters otherwise Steven Speilberg would have sued you for every penny you're worth! And even that'd be poinless because they'd win literally your few pennies!

[grailmastah]

seriously, haggard was pretty cool, i think I like his style, rough and tumble, not exactly john keats, but i like it too....what about Alan Quartermain and the Planet of the Holy Niggers, i loved that one!!!

[jermca]

Granted, I don't know what the time period this movie is set in, but I think it's safe to say they didn't have big halogen lights (at 0:49) back then.

[williemeikle]

Worst movie I saw in 2008... by a long way. Crap acting, crap script, crap direction, crap effects. Run away from this movie.

[Hypnotoad27]

I usually like to watch dumb movies like b-movies from the 50s, but I will NEVER EVER WATCH AN ASYLUM FILM!!!

[azyaninvasion]

They should make a 300 movie rip off next. lol

[pdrinkswater7]

i cant wait see what that will be like.

[Camas08]

These are the movies that get me angry... This is a total rip off of Indiana jones, not to mention that Indiana jones came waaaay before this ever was thought of, this guy acts like him, dresses like him, and trys to be Harrison Ford in Indiana jones... Just one problem... IT DOESNT WORK... Bad fild, bad acting, and very low budget film.

[malenkylizards]

Only one problem, it's based on the 1885 novel King Solomon's Mines. Bad film, bad acting, low budget? No comment, I haven't seen it but it doesn't exactly look stellar. But c'mon dude, Indiana Jones postdates him by about a century.

[Mysterwright]

Oh totally! That again is what upsets me about Hollywood. They take a concept, keep what"they" think "works" and throw out the rest to call it their masterpiece. That's not creating a masterpiece. Lucas and Spielberg are great creators, no doubt but generally how their vision is corrupted to look like something marketable for audiences of studio likeness is wrong. It begins to look vaguely remniscent of things that came before like Quartermain and then is credited to Spielberg & co. when noticed

[chocolateoranget]

This movie was made AFTER Indiana Jones you prick! So get your facts straight before putting down other people. Get as pissed off as you like with hollywood but it wont fix your problem of being a 2-bit cunt! Go away and get some gash before you get too old to get a hard-on!

[Mysterwright]

Haha! Read H. Rider HAGGARD then walk the streets of Bakersfield backwards, painted green with your ass hanging out twat lick. Or dare I mention credit given to Johnny Cash and Billy Ray Cyrus over Waylon Jennings? Oop, wait no need. Grease is the word. B)-~~~

[chocolateoranget]

this film was made AFTER Indiana Jones! FULL STOP! Get your facts straight you 2-bit!

[MutatedIguana]

This bears no resemblance to the novel.

[MNC117]

Gotta love the random explosions sounds during scene transition.

[bribay]

Fucking great.

[Granfalloon]

better than indy 4

[bobreeda]

my 7 and 10 year old sisters made a better movie with there friends!!! most of these movies were good, AND IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU RIP OFF THEM AND CALL THEM YOUR OWN!!!!

and wtf does Alan Quarterman mean? HAVE YOU NO IMAGINATION AT ALL????

[Phranky]

"Allan Quatermain is a fictional character, the protagonist of H. Rider Haggard's 1885 novel King Solomon's Mines and its various sequels and prequels."

[zombie900]

So they took an already made fictional character and then made their own story out of it, that just makes these guys even more rip offs.

[300incs]

uwe bow mover are kinda better thant this crap what!! the botth suck

[DARTHREV4N]

this isnt an indiana jones ripoff at all, no.

[l3vz1m1n]

this movie is a fucking joke...

i act way better then all of these rookies...

this movie is poor... i dun recommend it..

[Razolo]

Their raping Alan Quartermain....

[punkish87]

who the F is Uwe Bow?

[Vmetalgames777]

Its look like Uwe Bow Movies.

Copy of Indiana Jones.

[avenger1000]

I AM THE KING!!!!!!

[SanAndreas6guy]

lol..From the guys who made alien vs hunter, comes this new piece of shit.

[PsYkYd79]

fraco, muito fraco

[johncairns12]

I lol'd at"Then you'll all die!!!11!!!!!"

seriously this is shit