Battlefield BC 2 Fun Tactics- The Nerf Gun

[Awgez24]

a million is a lot

[itschester]

‎>>---(knee)--->

[xxSil3ntLovexx]

Cr1tikal should do another Achievement Guide.

[MrSeagull16]

i love it when he talks about shit that is all over his house

[borislander1]

Hardcore mode: A mass genocide dictated by recon douchebags! haha

[Robmack17]

i think this gun sucks shit threw a crazy straw

[geramul]

@Robmack17 *Through*. Pay fucking attention in school.

[CRJumpify]

You are the F'in funniest person on youtube!

[jazzr93]

You are the funniest person alive.

[TheEldaarian]

Ha genocide lead by recon douchebags



[Nicknacmania]

Dude I fuckin shit my pants this is so funny

[MegaCrazyHD]

love this series

[xXYGO98Xx]

i. use rex in recon class cuz once ive hit a guy with the sniper and he srurvives iam just sayin say hello to mr.rex BOOOM! one shot kill (got 3 golden stars)

[jrw97]

@xXYGO98Xx I have 7 gold stars for 1911 =D

[cgran22]

im in progress of plat-ing all my guns, however no shotgun is above 2 g star and my rex and M93R are unloved, HELP ME anyone got any sweet tactics for them.

[hotwheel360]

@cgran22 plat-ing? like platnum star?

[Arid2006]

@cgran22 magnum ammo is super helpful for pistols, especially the M93R, the REX is 3 hit kills from any range, sometimes 4 if they have body armour.

As for the M93R, if you get behind them just mash the trigger at point blank :)

[SergTheKing]

yep this gun is just shit!!!!

[XgamingLDR1]

omfg, transcribe audio and cr1tikal together are fucking hilarious, if u turn transcribe audio on and pause at 1:36 you will see: " uh...remember to rente a vidio coming to vidio and subscribe to a descision to move it from the series also send the messages with suggestions for future episodes soon" holy shit i never laugh so hard xD

[leadbasedpain1]

And so the hilarity of Cr1tiKal truly begins...

[starman254]

i hope Cr1tikal plays crackdown 2

[ThWgamingz]

"genocide by recon douchebags"

[GTAMANIAC1999]

does anyone here think Cr1TiKaL talks fast

[SymphonyStainedRed]

You should do a episode with the dart gun

[YoungFang6170]

Its really easy to kill with this method, thanks

[ZombiePhoenix72]

I actually like the Burst but I only use it for Close Quarters but I'll try your method.

BTW, why are all the top comments just quotes?

[alarik95]

how much shit was scattered through out my house? rage quit?

[flightandgame78]

genocide lead by kandu strikes oh transcript audio

[izunderoath]

Cr1tikal must have a lotta fiber in his diet.. dude just shits everywhere like mad.

[31300437]

hardcore is the best way to play this game ... u just have to be vigilant or my m24 will pop yo ass just like what happened to that bug from men in black

[izunderoath]

@31300437 hardcore is only good for snipers who suck at sniping, or camping shotgun assholes.

[blake0523]

try dragon ball z lol

[Brick12343]

your right that gun does suck. considering to have to work to earn the thing. and yes hardcore is over run with snipers, because any sniper rifle is a oneshot kill.

[ManicMaxi]

"The bullets won't even..."

Transcribed Audio

-> "The bullets Juanita man"

[TeChaff]

12 vs 12, 23 recons and I (only assault)

run up, spray their face, repeat.

half the enemy team sends me hate messages

[Mikeydubproductions]

Bullets wont land on the same damn planet! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Mikeydubproductions]

Hahahahah fuckin crazy straw! i laughed for like 30 minutes!

[danielwhitman]

"sucks shit through a crazy straw"

[ZOPEY]

lmao you dont play hardcore what a wimp..

[Reiincarnation]

@ZOPEY hardcore sucks. just because it's called "hardcore" does not mean you are "hardcore".

[meboss97]

@Reiincarnation derp

[wadad17]

The mouth of a sailor, and the vocabulary of a scholar...

[ThurleyHart]

notes of everybody's critical is that as a fourteen-month susan telephone tactics in

[QuellDerQual]

Play with it on Hardcore and that weapons better than any other ingame

[Solarisknight05]

funny how he criticized the gun for almost the whole video....he's good at criticizing things. :D

[sc81kdeterb]

@MrJaysus2082 you know what's really annoying? Reading the same motherfucker copy paste his Bitchy little rant in every video. So if you will now please take some scissors and take a lap around the desert while jumping in a pogo stick in the hope that you will kill yourself. And if you make it through that, then eat some rat poison so no one has to read your shit ever again..=D... douchebag

[ALIDH88]

You my friend are HILARIOUS :D " genocide lead by recon assholes..." Epicly said

[MrJaysus2082]

Can u ppl stop saying what he has already said!?!? He has already said that stuff so he has already established tht! You ppl are so fucking annoying, same with the ppl who ask 4 thumbs up! WERE TRYING TO WATCH A FUCKING VIDEO SO STOP ASKING FOR SOMEONE TO SHOVE A THUMB UP YOUR ASSHOLE BEFORE I SHOVE MY HAND UP YOUR ASS AND WORK YOUR MOUTH LIKE A PUPPET! btw I have a ps3 u should get one too Cr1TiKaL. :D

[csaw12]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE M93R IS THE BEST SHOTGUN IN THE GAME!!!!!!

[cowboyfromkettins]

Lol. i still love hardcore.

[nayVseal]

This is not a fun tactic, this is the basics to using the M93R. I personally prefer the MP-443, because it's basically a race pistol and has a very high fire-cap.

[ThePiru1]

How is using m93 a FUN tactic? :P

[mccrum11]

it says that yet he long ranged somebody from accross the map with the m93r

[DannyT994]

"It won't land on the same planet..." - God that was funny :-D

[PAINTA1022]

problem is, the m93 r is an awesome pistol....

[Ashotjan]

Hardcore is for real men btw and recon gets owned.

[halomaster0007]

@Ashotjan Everyone rolls recon and sits in their little cubby hole waiting for the other players to get bored and try to find them. Hell, i havent played BC2 in a long time, I still remember that stupid shit. Even though that happened almost always in hardcore, it was still a great game.

[dakiler2028]

lol "it wont land on the same damn planet

[koopatroopashell]

Nerf Super Soaker in in the side bar.

Yep.

[Masterpivot292]

Your house must always smell like shit lol

[JustLax11]

Fave pistal ^

[heebajubanabad]

@JustLax11 *pistol

[raider113]

It was VERY difficult getting the platinum for the raficca o.o

[TheyCallMeFreakGamer]

@vancification I guess Donald Trump wrote that.

[vanceification]

transcribe audio says "so you wana fire one person every 1 and a half seconds" that explains why theres so many homeless people

[Revanchist2]

Omg watching the vid in transcribe make this vid even more hilarious XD

[posjoey]

lol sucks shit through a crazy straw!

[Nik84811]

you can only imagine how much shit was scattered around my house. LMFAO! You can only imgaine how much mopping I had to do from crying and pissing myself from laughter! Check out my vids you might also have a good *laugh.* Lol.

[Nik84811]

you can only imagine how much shit was scattered around my house. LMFAO!

[racistpigeon]

lol at 0:47 - fucking rapid-fire defenses the bullets juanita man on the same damn plante

[aussieshooter8]

i watch these videos whenever im sad and im never sad for long ;)

[CodNeterzzz]

I always thought this was a good gun. Then critikal said it isn't good.

Now I think it isn't good.

[thewhitewizkhalifa]

This is the only person i have subscribed to besides FPS Russia....hes pretty cool if your into guns

[xXninja13Xx]

the best game + the best commentator = this

[coodie2]

haha dude like u was talking so fast in the beginning......lot faster then any of ur other vids! Ur Awesome dude! :D

[iPodAppsWeekly]

a genocide led by recon douchebags HAHA

[daslicar]

i love the gun

[holyhorsepoo62]

This thing sucks shit through a crazy straw

[pshontdag]

" a genocide led by recon douchebags," hilarious.

[bigbuckboy95]

" the bullets wont land on the same damn planet"  LMAO

[edgecutterman]

"I ended up getting the gold star with this piece of shit so you could only imagine how much shit was scattered around my house" ...WTF! LOL!

[smith2881]

transcribe at 0:48- 0:53. You wanna fire one person every one and a half seconds

[MrZombiemod]

14 people suck shit through a crazy stravv!!!!! and no nipple refrances :(

( . )( . )

[zombiemassacre21]

hardcore is awsome!!!!!

[Greeksgonecrazy29]

Which person get this gun engineer, medic, assault, or recon?? Or they can all get it

[Ambushx]

"Sucks shit through a crazy straw" lmao

[BlackFoxTheBest]

you rock

[URsuckishATlife]

".....Not fucking Rapid Fire or anything cuz bullets wont even land on same planet....."

"....Its just a Genocide led by Recon douch bags."

You sir are a comedy genius.

[j444xxfudgemonkey202]

something tells me you are never, NEVER EVER! going to use recon. In every single one of your videos you have mentioned: "the recon douchebags"

lol man u rule!!!!

[Donnelly182]

'It's just a Genocide lead by Recon douch bags'

Dude, fuck me, i love the commentary.

[WaiWu]

hahaha I like the way he says "Recon DOUCHbag" xD

[mrmrsmaus]

"so you can only imagine how much sh*t was scattered throughout my house" HAHAHAA

[Raidenx89]

"its just a genocide led by recon douche bags" XD XD XD

[riprinus]

insult class lol0lol0ol

[brookjaybrown]

9 bullets to kill someone

Trasncribed to

9 votes to kill someone

[ThunderPsycho]

12 people eat shit threw a crazy straw.

[TheFreshPeddler]

@ThunderPsycho - they suck shit through a crazy straw lol

[RuiGomes43]

"I don't play hardcore mode because from what i hear its just genocide by the recon dushbags"

Didn't you want to say Chewbaccas?

[karikthething]

Lol 9 bullets per kill, THAT SOUNDS LIKE HALO!

[DUBVMr304]

Recons arent all dicks in hard core just most of em

[thaFalkon]

@divinelifez Just go on RWJ's channel. The video is called goofy run. It's Cr1tikal's QWOP video.

[cheeseypuffer]

"I actually think this gun sucks shit through a crazy straw"

Classic :P

[thaFalkon]

I love RayWilliamJohnson. Not because he's so damn funny, I love RWJ for introducing me to Cr1TiKaL :D

[RenfohBacker]

"From what i hear, Hardcore mode is just a genocide led by Recon douche bags" this is hilarious cause its true xD cr1tiKaL you are the greatest!

[8line8]

@RenfohBacker

subbed! xD

[Dwarf2009]

@RenfohBacker perhaps on xbox, but not on the ps3 :D

[qudratzazai]

@RenfohBacker u mad bro? since when did they start calling snipers douchebags? im a pro sniper on bfbc 2 and i will woop ya ass 10 times on hardcore and you wont even reach me

[RenfohBacker]

@qudratzazai "im a pro sniper on bfbc 2 and i will woop ya ass 10 times on hardcore mode and you wont even reach me" . Enough said. Sup bro. Come at me!

[qudratzazai]

@RenfohBacker ok faggit

[RenfohBacker]

@qudratzazai u mad bro? hahaha

[qudratzazai]

@RenfohBacker bo, but u jelly bro :P

[TheLordofComments]

"fire burst... not fuckin rapid fire anything, cause the bullets won't even land on the same damn planet..." omg XD love it!

[HeadshotZealot]

I hate the m93. doesnt mean its not a good gun though. I plat'd it doing SDM's in like a day.

[geothetwo]

i love that gun lol

[Dizzshadow]

1. go to the end of the video

2. press and hold right on arrow keys for 3 seconds

3. press up on arrow keys

4. enjoy :)

[KpagsVII]

Hardcore sucks anyway bro, you ain't missin out!

[bopeflogin]

hey cr1tikal can you do something on cod black ops, zombies on five... i think you would make that fucking hillirious

[lolzforfun1337]

"It basically sucks shit through a crazy straw."

And thus, a legend was born.

[Halfire75]

is this the guy who played QWOP from RWJ sounds like him

[RyanGruyters]

@Halfire75 lmfao yee its him :P

[bopeflogin]

@Halfire75 yes dipshit... lol

[BPepps1]

@Halfire75 yeah look at his vid called worlds hardest game

[IgetStreakss]

Transcribe Audio FTW

[HipHopbox94]

i play hardcore because it wont reveal my place or where i am

[MrFrisco95]

I've got platinum at M9-3

[TillsTech]

@MrFrisco95 so what?

[sickedgar]

I don't think this series will ever die

[Splinter52rus]

голос такой ахаха

[Anvar007]

@Splinter52rus a ti ponimaesh che on govorit? vashe ugarniy muzhik

[mexicanbeast14]

can anyone tell me how much this game is right now on PS3?

[E1mer31]

@mexicanbeast14 $30

[mexicanbeast14]

@mexicanbeast14 yay thnx ima go pick it up :D

[NubbyTubby101]

@mexicanbeast14

it's around $40.00

[mexicanbeast14]

@NubbyTubby101 thnx :)

[LooneyToons2345]

lol i got a platinum on that gun ;D

[ozydrummer]

Ur fukin hilarious man im subbing and likin and 5 star rating

[nfouillet]

"I dont play hardcore mode because for what I heard it's just a genocide led by recon duchebags" love it !! keep your comments that way, I can't stop laughing!!

[TheMadal96]

I thought you were gona use the dart gun lol

[magenbroti]

Ur sarcasm remembers on the "how to play battlefield bc2"-Video :D

really badass videos!

sub +1

[ezazzzz]

dude ur hilarious

[xryanxbeastx33]

people actually use this gun.... idk y

[homerboy12345]

@xryanxbeastx33 hi

[ADeerHunter29]

hardcore the best

[homerboy12345]

@ADeerHunter29 hi

[malcolmisk00l]

i cant stop laughing!

[homerboy12345]

@malcolmisk00l hi

[Mrbrennan22]

thats a good gun

[homerboy12345]

@Mrbrennan22 hi

[jscheffer85]

hahah man your funny as hell, keep up the great vids

[homerboy12345]

@jscheffer85 hi

[oHailPrestoNl]

This guy is fucking hilarious. I've just discovered him now and he's badass. <3

[homerboy12345]

@oHailPrestoNl hi

[igrenade]

@RandomSpeakage and @VMF115Starloric

thanks for repeating what i just heard a minute ago.

[homerboy12345]

@igrenade hi

[igrenade]

@homerboy12345

spamming everyone will not help you gain subs, but rather blocks and hate comments.

so stop trying, dumbfuck.

[homerboy12345]

@igrenade thank you very much i subbed and thumbed you up!

[homerboy12345]

@igrenade oh but also i thought id say 7 and a half hours ago i got 3 subs and 3 messages that said lol

[homerboy12345]

@igrenade nice job is that all you can do!

[igrenade]

@homerboy12345

lmao 12 year old

/care about subs

[homerboy12345]

@igrenade lolz hahhaha id dont care your the one who decided to compain retard i was just saying hi too bad your blocked!

[igrenade]

@homerboy12345

cry more ;)

[homerboy12345]

@igrenade it dosent show me what the messages says so your talking to yourself weirdo

[igrenade]

@homerboy12345

you're pretty bad at lying. i've been on YT since 2007 and i know what blocking others do and don't do.

cry more ;)

[igrenade]

@homerboy12345

lol keep being in denial if that makes you feel better, we both know you can read this.

[McToweliee]

@igrenade Trolololol since 2007

[igrenade]

@McToweliee no doubt

[dirtypond13]

14 month susan telephone tactics?

[homerboy12345]

@dirtypond13 hi

[SuperSovietBear]

Ha! I play Harcore and you're Right! Fuckin' Chewbaca!

[mrjacky200]

Cr1TiKaL for president

[YaBaDji]

Nice language !

[ExBoXHaKeR]

lol u funny cunt