Battlefield 3 Gameplay and Commentary

[loundouguy]

holly sht how di i miss the kill holly sht how did i get the kill lolo

[kitsune2222]

Its good to know youre back and feeling better. I heard you can die of pneumothorax. Its scary to know that you couldve passed away and we wouldnt even know.

[jlep722]

ur gonna get owned.....wait teammate

[Fazzifyed]

Man i feel sorry about your collapsed lungs and shit. hope you're feeling better.

[RazorUltraPro11]

You need to play Grand Theft Auto

[sirkentis3]

He must have a very high IQ because he is saying words that my older brother doesn't know and he's a scientist.

[uptownSWAGZ]

maybe your throwing up every time you burped had something to do with your lung thing

[thecclan2]

How does he turn into third person when in vehicles?

[lolmuffin2020]

God I practically shit my pants when I saw he was making videos again

[brettjpw]

I would love to see you play Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

[glideyboy]

Pop a boner and turn somebody into a shish kebab....Man i love you.

[itsequalsthr33]

Tittyweiner hahahahahahaha

[MASTERCHIEF132745]

Gentlemen, welcome to the world of titty, and you are all my bitches

[Ewwwwwwwwwwaaa]

Poor nipples :(

[wolf3206]

Thanks i cod more since i know the controls better.

[SupernaturalDork]

you sir, are a hero.

[eohniuhc555]

LOL he just crashed the helicopter with like 2 of his team mates in it xD

[tfbulldogs81]

i stay frosty......team mate :) classic

[TrolleyTheGreat]

I missed you!!!!! D: Me and my girlfriend always watched your videos and now your back :} I love you man :}

[adrianchopancho1]

hahahahahahhaha

[wolf3206]

What map is this

[MrJafoos]

@wolf3206 Damavand Peak (He's playing Rush)

[S117Rules]

Scores? They lie. Your awesomeness made you win

[MrJunior81095]

Dude, your hilarious

[ThatCanadianGamer374]

wow this game looks bad

[Time45wazzup]

THIS VIDEO NEVER GETS OLD!!! XD

[J3HST3R75]

wouldn't know what i would do without your funny ass videos

[J3HST3R75]

@penguinz0 hope all is well man

[dthizz22]

I love penguinz0's commentary. Good shit. :D

[tlutz5991]

I STAY FROSTY

[nerdypizza23468]

7:25 nice teamwork

[ShuffleHardstyleTV]

Only a pilot of this standard can... FUCK

[UniverseOfNerds]

88 people have been on his team...

[wouterius99]

Bf3 skills?absulutly not

[PashaGavrilov]

u remind me of peter griffin cuz u guys r both funny n random :P

[FadeAftershock]

*88 people thought he wasn't going 2 pull the shoot

[TehBFCommunity]

hey guys i post short BF3 trolling videos so if you like trolling and BF3 check out my channel :)

[Kyleisbeast9]

Nelsonk355 writes a deep and meaningful comment, soulcise1 immediately after him writes "when I watch your videos I get the most erect nipples ever" lol

[Pikachuclaws]

i would give myself a thorax to stay off from school to play bf3...

[XxEpicButterxX]

lucky heli land..

[TheVdragyn]

How he landed that hilarious 'backflip' without exploding I will never know

[Flapswitch13]

@Swagtildawn it's Damavand Peak I think. The other areas are there because he is playing Rush.

[Swagtildawn]

What map is this?

[RockOn1m1]

Check out my channel for a new awesome BF3 From NOOB to PRO | mw3 dude tries out!

[richiely8]

Are u Lachlan Wu's Bro?

[nelsonk355]

Hey there Cr1TiKaL, i know you probably won't read this comment, but i just wanted to thank you for your videos, right now i've been passing through a difficult time in my life, for the past 3 days i just been crying and chest was hurting, but everytime i see one of your videos i remeber how big is the world and how beautiful is life, i laugh and laugh and forget my sadness, thank you very much. (sorry for my bad english, im from latin america)

[soulcise1]

When i watch ur vids i get the most erected nipples ever!!!!

[kenmirza]

88 guys disliked cause thy dont have the skills as gud as the pilot @8:18

[LeroyDogg]

Lmaooo!

Man, you are waaay too "dry", I luv it!

*subscribes*

[nokturnal5647]

So who started with the nipple thing? Robbaz or this guy?

[TheShinakame]

His tone is so sad XD

[aberto418]

All i can say. LOL

[aberto418]

Some Ariel acrobatics never hurt.

[MrCoreyGames]

hey guys check out my channel 

[Greviator]

Great video, should do more with battlefield 3. Good luck with ur medical issuses.

[skeletoman]

Oh shit this fuckers all cattywompus

[JangoFett07]

"Only a pilot...with GREAT experience, could've had reflexes as fast as wha-FUCK. What the fuck? It didn't even give me any warnings there was no BEEPING."

LOL

[JangoFett07]

Get better man. You're too important to us for you to be dead or locked in an iron lung.

[MrSjoerd1995]

get it get... teammate XD



[blahblahkissmybutt]

shit. shit. fuck. lol

[zabonotiropitas]

You are the best bro,love all the vids.

[RagumShnagum716]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[realunited12321]

The litttle birds back, yeah the game knows better xD

[Xxagentorange666xX]

You know man, I've had a shitty day, but this video made me feel a lot better :D

[Giantcessna]

I'm the worst. Battle field 3 player. I get a kill every few games. I'm usually 0 and 18.

[ratatat101]

"only a pilot with great experience could have reflexes to what fuck"

[xXsniperclubXx]

thumbs up if you heard the heli beeping when he was shot!

[thatoneguy12341000]

P1G101 RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON

[nlicky]

Wow so a full video commentary on BF3. Haven't found it until now and seems he landed on an early copy of it. Loved his commentary on both popular and obscure games, and doing a video on BF3 is a game I really like due to its polished aspect. Excellent work Critikal on getting into BF3, the games you chose to put up are great.

[cubsboy1414]

ROFL "In a long titty time"

[pwnishing4life]

@iBoggodfather I respect your opinion.

[HerpDerpbert]

Good luck with your lung problems, man. Glad you took it easy, it's worth the wait. Funny as shit either way...

[iBoggodfather]

Step your game up bitches! Mw3 ftw! LET THE BATTLEFIELD FANBOY HATE COMMENTS COMMENCE!

[SilentEcho8]

@iBoggodfather wut. lol.

[4SSFUL]

Yep, it's damavand peak

[Danjor225]

Does he know how to bail out

[flyboy685]

long titty time XD.

[anothersk8r4street]

what battlefield 3 map is this?

oh and funny video man x)

[NotCliffyB]

@anothersk8r4street Damavand Peak, I think

[TheMightyGibbo]

3:45 'nice work boys" =D



[Vildanisch]

Make an app man

[sugardaddy2014]

What map is that? And hilarious bro

[MinecraftLSG]

welcome to the land of titty

cant...breathe.....laughing...­.so...hard

[mreyelaser]

I had a pneumothorax 2 years ago and another one just 2 months ago =/

[derekde2]

LOL this is funnies thing I ever seen dude you earned yourself another subscriber xD

[derekde2]

LMAO

1:11 Was that a golf ball??!!

Oh what the hell?!

[powner247]

Three testicles

[687nate]

i had to like fav and subscribe cuz your fuckin funny as hell! great vid!

[rubberboy781]

I fucking love this guy I wish I know him it would be fucken awesome

[over181471]

holy hell. I had a pneumothorax two days ago.

[BacklTrack]

@over181471 I had one 3 years ago. Its a pile of fuck, isn't it?

[xRubberDuckies98]

@thisgameownscf Damavand Peak

[kalo484]

@TheJJHawkify I know right, was too epic

[yoyohomieyoitsjman]

Holy shit, how did I not get the kill, HOLY SHIT HOW DID I GET A KILL?

[thisgameownscf]

question...at 3:14...what map are you on because, from what i've seen and heard, i thought that part of the map was for pc servers only...please respon asap

[SinisterCF]

@thisgameownscf yea, i play this game on PS3 and i can't find this map so i think its exclusively for PC users.

[SilverSylphide]

@SinisterCF This is Damavad Peak Rush.

[SinisterCF]

@SilverSylphide oh thanks a lot :)

[theeliteagent]

@SilverSylphide i knew it was damavad peak but is this part only on rush? i cant find it on conquest which is my favorite game type... so..... yeah

[tooawesome2bereal]

@thisgameownscf It's a map somewhere in the middle east, I know because I saw a truck with "Games Company" in Arabic, if you can find anything labelled Arabic/Yemen/Etc. map that might be it, or It could be pc only, never played BF3 so I dunno.

[thisgameownscf]

@tooawesome2bereal he is playing on xbox look @ hist buttons to eneter vehicles and reload please tell me what map this is

[TheHiddenxD]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TITTY WEANERS!!!

[h1bB0ilzZ]

theres no vehicles in tdm is there? cause i haven't seen any

[smalleyes707]

"i started touching myself again and all that good stuff"

[Chompy1804]

You want some of thi-teammate Here they ar- both teammates.

[Cammypoopoo]

what map is that

[Chompy1804]

@Cammypoopoo Damavand Peak i think.

[hehhehdummy]

I had a pneumothorax last summer :(

[P1G101]

I don't think he should do stand-up comedy.

Instead, he should do what Daniel Tosh does on tosh.0, which is find videos online and do funny commentaries about them.

Nipple.0

[SaraVenge]

@P1G101 Dude, look at his position. He has made his way through being a nobody just wanting to screw around, and now through STAND-UP he has mad it to where he is today. If he did not do stand-up he would lose about half of his viewers. Think about what you say before you type it. But nice try.

[P1G101]

@SaraVenge I see what you mean, but what I meant by "Stand-up" was stand on a stage and talk about random shit. In my opinion, he would do better if he commentated videos and took a massive shit on Tosh.0.

By the way, it's "made", not "mad", so maybe you should "think about what you say before you type it" and stop being a know-it-all douche.

[GriefMachine]

@P1G101 Or he should do what Cr1tikal does, and be Cr1tikal

[XTR3M3ADAN97]

Ohhh TEAMMATE......Ohhh TEAMMATE.....Ohhhh TEAMMATE!!! lol

[xKiyuri]

TEAMMATE.

[thel8st]

u bet your bibby!!!!

[RandoM2k1]

" I am going to attempt to crush somebody with my body weight, or secondary objective, pop a boner and turn somebody into a shish kebab"

[ScoutCanadian]

haha i love how bad you are at this

[mruitwisser]

sometimes when im alone i like to cover myself in Vaseline and pretend im a slug.

[ThePotato20]

Nevr let him into the army ohh ..:( teammate

[ifunfest]

lol funny stuff

[Asianninja2011]

haha i love this guy

[Rickyboy1103TheEpic]

I never took the time to realize that you have a very sophisticated vocabulary.

[Lesliehater14]

"I whipped that one out of my fuckin Batman utility belt!!!"

[Lesliehater14]

"What was I hit by? A fucking mosquito?" LMFAO!!

[TheEddshere]

My mum walked in an started annoying me somwhere in this.

But as soon as she heard "Ima have to pop a boner" She fucked off faster than a thousand startled gazelles.

[killaman010]

what map is this? with the helicopters and stuff

[RacFuhk]

@killaman010 Damavand Peak, rush.

[tori7788]

Oh Team mate :P

[conterooski]

let it rain pubic hair!

[lizardman1994]

just gimme a shit!

oh teamate

[xxandrewxxh]

"Holy Shit kill assist that ridiculous. How did i not get the kill. Holy Shit how did i get a kill. :D

[sbg530]

the worst part was at 10:43

[Cr4yonsFTW]

funniest commentator, but you suck ape dick

[IanBF3]

If anyone is looking for to start up a squad on X-box and are tired of playing as a lone wolf add me, my gamer tag is ComeAtMeBro xX

[skullster1000]

u are funny as shit!

[Kyleisbeast9]

I would say I'm the worst bf3 player ever, but I don't shoot at every teammate I find thinking its an enemy

[RLmike1234]

@Kyleisbeast9 Would you say that you're a douche?

[EzioAuditore1459]

Only a pilot of great experience could've had reflexes as fast as-

*explodes*

FUCK!

[DiRtBiKeRaCeR71]

U r the funniest commentater ever

[TBurgos10]

7:21 thats an awesome moment.

[mineme678]

What map was he on?

[TheMisterZander]

penguinz0: who hides in a crate fucking unbelievable.

me: Illegal immigrants?

[Elvelution]

let me just calculate the latitude and the longitude and he's right there.

[joshuaespinoza3]

"I would also like to apologize to my nipples publicly because they have been completely neglected over the last three months, they have just not been fisted properly"

[XxskullyXx1]

What is your Xbox name???I wanna add you. :)

[WrathCh1ldz]

@XxskullyXx1 Cr1TiKaL=)

[RLmike1234]

@XxskullyXx1 His friends list is full

[AndroidCM]

This isn't my first rodeo.

[happilyevarafter4eva]

I know I'm really late about this but I'm so glad your back!!!!! -3 XD

[ThugKing25]

can you please do a face cam a lot of people wonder what you look like

[IdontskateforDIPSET]

I bet my bibby you won't come after my ass

[brandonkickesass]

Sometimes when I ejaculate, I yell fus ro dah

[The360Jerk]

The maps here are so big, and the cod maps are soooo small....

[TheZombieboy53]

which Map is this ?

[Iman290]

@TheZombieboy53 damavand peak

[TheBansheeBomb]

ill qwop there

[L0N3W01F21]

Executing maneuver 0-4-36 aka nosedive *ocean* WERE GOIN IN HOT!!!

[RappingPandas]

thats a pile of titty wieners LMFAO!

[gabrielmullokandov]

You suck man litterly lafimo is better than this so is disney channel

[MrUndercoverAsian]

;D LMAOOOOOO

[mbolt101]

LOL LMFAO

[hiddeninja78]

WTF SNOW EFFECT ON THIS VIDEO

[Primestat]

Little aeriel acrobatics never hurt anybody..

[Fezstacles]

Everyone Follow cr1tikalquotes on twitter for daily quotes and updates when he posts!

[millerliteisgud]

lol this is hilarious :D

[Amelie13smoldering]

Poor Cr1TiKaL. We should send him some christmas presents!

[lizzielautner101]

I love the way he says, "Oh yeah"

[wassup986]

what map is this?

[AndroidCM]

@wassup986 Damavand Peak