Stephen Colbert has Twatted on the Today Show

[incandesantlite]

The funniest part about that is she never saw it coming lol

[theSneakySasquatch]

Hilariously out of place. Lol

[imcrazy85]

lol the grape lady

[666OrWhat]

I like how he can't keep a straight face after having said that. lol

[lawlzicle]

I've vaginad as well

[MrZazomy]

Hahaha I love how at first he's like haha about what he says but when she says "so have I" he can't help but burst out laughing almost haha

[1Erc3]

wow

what made it worse was she said that she has twatted too

[sayYAYtooday]

Twat did you say? I have an ear infucktion. I cunt hear you.

[WiccanHighPriest0]

twatted means either beat up or fucked. Stupid Americans

[staby8000]

@WiccanHighPriest0 no shit Sherlock, it was a joke

[teamcrumb]

@WiccanHighPriest0 it also means to be off your face on drugs or alcohol, as in "I got utterly twatted"

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@teamcrumb there is that meaning too, as well as the ones I mentioned, but "has twatted" still makes no sense

[scabbarae]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Different countries, different slang.  Deal with it.

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@scabbarae The thing is, it's not. It's taking slang from another country, and using it in an ignorant way. "Twatted" is not U.S. slang and as far as I'm aware never has been. Americans are not perfect - get over your arrogant self, get your head out of your arse, and deal with it.

[scabbarae]

@WiccanHighPriest0 First of all, "twat" is slang for vagina, and that is what is being referenced here, not "twatted." Second, I understand that the word originated in Britain, but languages and dialects borrow from each other and there is nothing wrong with that. Third, never did I insinuate that I was better than you, nor do I think Americans are perfect. You are the ignorant one, immediately calling a group of people stupid simply because they use a word differently.

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@scabbarae You win.

[ofohsho]

why does she say "so have I" ?!

[ofohsho]

oh god the way his face changes as he realizes what he said, i love it.

[seiya1337]

I love his little closed mouth smile that he does 2 seconds after he said it.

[wilcox24]

i luv twatting!

[SponsoredbyDuffBeer]

COLBERT IS KING!!!

[variousletters]

Stephen Colbert: Wordsmith.

[JPSensei07]

lol twatted

[TrutherD1]

Stephen Colbert talks about the secretive Bilderberg group on the air! watch?v=WyhCtbAuHbk

[Knowwon249]

those are the people who should be tweeting, not nobodies

[MattColler]

UK opposition leader David Cameron got in a bit of trouble for saying on BBC radio in reference to twitter: "Too many twits might make a twat". The stupid thing was, he didn't even know the meaning of the offending word!

[RealDefentertainment]

twatted means farting that`s the joke

[jerryhello100]

@RealDefentertainment

No, I think it's a joke on twat, a word for pussy.

[MagicalMysteryWhore]

this vid just made my twat twitter.

[jacobwindham]

Priceless

[RealDefentertainment]

wait when i was in Reception(Which is before school) i was taught to say Twatting instead of farting

[blitzdorsey]

That is fuggin hilarious. Vieira's reaction is just priceless. "Oh my gosh... uh, so have I." HAHAHAHA! Colbert is a riot.

(And republicans still suck! Kind of like the University of Michigan.)

[availeblename]

hey i went to university of michigan and its a great school. before i graduatd i worked at a mcdonalds now im almost a manager! thanks UofM all the big macs i'ze can handle

[denzelnolet]

@availeblename lolololol

[gonzalosanjim]

what is that means?? I dont get it

[NandN09]

Stephen Colbert is Da Man!

[jewto0b]

Haha i've heard him use this a few times now, the other being simply "twat" on his show when he was speaking to the twitter owner.

[luroh]

oh man that look on colbert's face after he busted out "i have twatted" which obviously he was HANGING to use .. priceless.

[juanpablofx]

Oh I bet she has

[jazzpsalti]

LOL "So have I"

[NonsensicalCreations]

"I have twatted"

"... OMG!"

She gets props for trying to play it cool and Colbert gets props for his twat...

[aliusodd]

lol he's funny, twatted? i've twitted twat too.

[maxwolfeee]

I bet she likes to twitt her twat. ^_^

[midget77m]

he says twotted xD

and shes like oh oh my god

[satchelmcqueenvideo]

excuse me your honor! during the time of the murder i was at home on the internet tweeting. and yes ive twatted long before that.

[satchelmcqueenvideo]

well, in past tense, i guess it would be twatted.

[thecoolmex]

Meredith Vieira is so good at playing it cool, but this time she didn't know the right response to what Colbert just said because she couldn't stop picturing in here head the image of a gross hairy twatt........ Ugh!!

Colbert is the Man.

[narfy892]

Can someone explain me what she was trying to ask him?

Have you tried that tweak or something???

[sukitrebek]

she's referring to twitter. have you been living under a rock? "to tweet" is to use twitter or to post something on twitter.

[emphaticapathy]

What does twatted mean?

[sukitrebek]

"twat" is slang for vagina. twatted, as a verb, isn't technically a word, but one can imagine what it might mean if it were.

[blackmore4]

Urban Dictionary: twatted

twatted - 15 definitions - 1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist. 2. To be very, very drunk

[MorsmordreMaiden]

Colbert is epic. Win.

[SharpTurnsNYourWords]

ROFL sooo good

[thepower1802]

lol shes twatted too. Is it weird that picturing that is a turn on?

[maxwolfeee]

I twat my girlfriend to sleep everynight ,, BOOYA!!

[freedomnow2012]

So did she?  What? LOL!

[WhoKnewOfTheStorm6]

Meredith was SO worried about the FCC right thar.

[denelson83]

Those are ugly shoes Meredith is wearing.

[jellyfishsandwix]

stephen colbert is so quick on the draw

[Mapleholic]

what a TWHHAAAAT

[ligyro]

lol colbert is so fucking witty and fast. i love how he grins when she says "so have i"

pwnd that bitch

[hanoc101]

of course he's fake. that's his whole act. you can't fake a keen wit which Colbert has. Political satire and commentary goes a long way back to the beginning of the republic. Colbert is genuinely a witty guy. You can tell by his improvisation. I have heard him be funny in an out of character.

[mcalien24]

"so have I"

and then someone yells "OH!"

[mcalien24]

yes

[rlkavan]

Though I am not gay, and if I were I know that a rainbow is really God frowning upon me, I love Colbert. Extremely intelligent and witty.

[kirkheron]

It's nice to know that a homophobe can appreciate some intelligence and wit.

[dontdoitnow]

although im not a faggot i like him to he's funny

[katrinamelody]

lmfao he stays in character the whole time. what a guy

[toddpinkstonisgod]

He almost bust out laughing, lol. Especially after Meredith replied with "So have I"

[hanoc101]

that's cause he probably didn't know what he was about to say until he said it. very funny

[MegaloSaro]

Meredith, you're such a tool.

[Chick6517]

This video really caught me off guard. It gave me areally good laugh though. =D It just shows that you really have to pay attention to EVERYTHING.

[RichyJ91]

haha twatted

[REDLINE25]

lmaooooo Colbert '12!!!

[logoonyogo]

like the straight face.

[pfresh87]

0:09

[Superwondermanhyper]

:D Nicely done Stephen!

[SpiritKurama]

no idea*

[charlieclockwerk]

A twat is a PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SpiritKurama]

wut is Twatted , i honesty have to idea is it like peeing or somthing?

[keybladelordus]

its twitter... this website thats basically like a log of everything you do

[thoughtcrimer]

alright Colbert!

[select93]

0:01

[audadvnc]

"So have I".

!!!!

Can I help?

[fatetreat]

was stewie when he fell

[Iontach]

no it is from some interview where the reporter fell down off a platform and started howling like that.

[translinkbc005]

No, Stewie falling was just a stupid exact copy of the original. It's the "grape lady".

[OneandonlyGishnu]

whats that scream from at the end it sounds familiar....

[fishhead06]

When she says, "So have I" Colbert almost loses it - hilarious!

[Tubester001]

HA! I love that guy. XD

[Kimbahley]

"So have I" haha!!

[elliottchrist]

I love the slow, knowing grin when he realizes, "yep, I said it." I haven't seen anything like that outside of Harold and Maude.

[Halo2isgay87]

togl

[justhags]

It's hard to be funny on lame morning shows. I did stand-up on a Philly one and it went really, really wrong. If you're bored there's a video in my profile.

[psycold]

bahaha the grape girl at the end

[GibsonGuitarist666]

GRAPE GIRL! HAHA

[Mohogany223]

That is awesome!!! I love Stephen Colbert's slow realization of what he's just said.

[DamianTheFarmer]

he knew what he meant. it was no accident.

[mutez0r]

ROFL

[totbl530]

i love how uncomfortable she gets bahaha

[VGsuperstar]

yes, colbert is god...

[joeygiggidygoo]

lmao! I've watched this 5 times today already!!

[music2012]

LOfnL! The sound of grape girl at the end made me spit out my drink!

[wheels85]

Yes! That will never get old but frankly I'm surprised I was able to identify that sound without having seen the video in a really long time.

[csb01421]

垃圾

[Scyne9]

Lol, Stephen Colbert rocks

[bdazzzle]

SO HAVE I????? LMAO

[DudeHuge]

LOL mega64 TIMBO SPLICE LOL

[chunkybutt420]

last time i twatted i had to take penicillin for a month... wrap your twitter kids

[inFLACCOwetrust]

"Actually, so have I"

Outstanding.

[ComicJoshua]

Awesome. Just Awesome.

[XoEgyptXo]

hahah meredith was just liek Oh my God!!

hilarious!!

[hopkins12]

hilarious.

[v1a6l0i6]

take a look on documents of links. funny ?

[awbYEATS]

"so have I' funniest part of the whole thing lol

[shankygrl]

LOL you can see colbert trying hard not to burst out laughing

[integral]

Oh god, I've been sick in bed and feeling miserable, but that made me laugh so hard I think I'm cured :)

[willyllanes]

IF MEREDITH didn't react like that it would have been nothing.. but she kept saying oh my god oh my god..

[sucrofilms]

Hahahahaha

[Stranger1818]

lol the last three seconds sound like me. i do this sounds all the time.

[ellhow]

Love the sound at the end, I think it's from the grape stomping video...

[six25]

stop, stop, i cant breathe oughhhhh...... i actually have that as my ringtone.

[Stranger1818]

yes it is

[hashmob]

LOL IT IS!! hahahha thats fuckin hilarious

[toddpinkstonisgod]

Colbert is the man. And what did Meredith mean exactly when she said "So have I?" with that little smile? Hmm....

[texasBMXer]

He almost broke character haha.

[caliguy6721]

hered them say that on the adam corolla show bout 2 months ago..

[soccerX29]

Stephen Colbert is hilarious!

[gh3wtflol]

I have twatted.....

So have I

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[kdwormy]

colbert is the man

[WolfmotherFan66]

lmfao

[CYLONEJACK]

I am tired of the media sponsoring "twitter" every 5 seconds. They just sell shit to use like a 24 hour a day infomercial.

[Bigstikwik]

peep237 you are a retard!! get over it!!! the election is over you little twat!!!!

[Nex3d]

Twatted when in the UK Has many meanings here are a few for your amusement

1. "I was Twatted" = Drunk or off your head or on drugs.

2. "I Twatted Him" = "I beat him until he needed mendical treatment"

3. "He Twatted Me" = number 2 only you end up in hospital.

4. Twat (on it's own) = Rude word for female reproductive bits.

5. "You are a Twat" = (an insult) "You are a nasty, annoying idiot"

It's on a par with the F word in the UK. :o))

[Nex3d]

Medical treatment not mendical lol. dohh

[pieturkey]

Is that a word?

I hope so

[mkers]

Love how he tries not to laugh..

[M4x4p4c]

LMFAO

[PrestonBowie]

0:17

haha it's like he realized what he said and just decided to roll with it. i saw this on AOTS and was dying. this nigga is funny.

[ehkinoh]

Seriously, the creepiest part about this video is when she says, "Actually, so have I..."

*shivers*

[peep237]

"Twatted" -- does this refer to purging one's body orally of bile matter after having to do any "reportage" of GWBush & the rest of his Repuke cabal?

*rofl*

[savethewhales40]

hahahahahahahaaa

[shayboy11]

LOL

Colbert is the fuckin king

[NinjaNate]

TWAT LOL

[ColbertGirl123]

He's so adorable....=D

[cowpattyparadise]

Merideth Viara says she's Twated too!

[aight808]

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[masterdude787]

COLBERT is the MAN!!!

[yzerman1919]

haha awesome

[ehkinoh]

For all those who aren't in the know:

Twat = Vagina

and therefore:

Twatted = Hilarious!

[incubi51]

From Urban Dictionary:

"When a woman shows her exposed lower genitals to strangers.

I just saw Paris Hilton, and she twatted me when she got out her Bentley."

[KmKGreyhat]

Bahahaha, God, that guy never skips a beat.

[MaxC17]

what's twatted? and ahahhah i love the grape lady sound to end it

[bitchauth]

hahaha. KOBEAR!

[bluemoon3375]

saw this on the show today, could barely control my laughter, now i'm lovin it all over again!!! thanks for posting!!!!

[ligyro]

lol i love how he totally caught her off guard then grins like a devil.

god colbert is an hilarious genius

[Crapulency]

dhhhzzz

[ElizaDay66]

I saw this on TV while eating breakfast. It totally made my day!

[luvstans26]

Classic Steven..Lmfao I </3 him.. Ahaha Katie C or whomever the annoying who wants to be a millionaire..chick is..was like wtf?? ahahaa Man i'd pee myself laughing..

[chromaholic]

lol sneaky bastard w/the grin

[therealcharismatron]

"I have twatted . . ." If Twitter doesn't capitalize on this . . .

[KeishG11]

lmao that is freakin amazing, he's awesome! His expression is priceless lol

[steinherz1984]

HAHAHAHAH

He must have wondered how someone who couldn't understand the premise of his show, knew what twat meant.

Go Stephen.

[drillahmon]

i dont think he meant to say that, he was trying to be funny but looked embarassed

[ligyro]

@drillahman: if anything, he was embarrassed for her that he caught her off guard so much. as soon as she says "so have i" he's trying to hold in his laugh so much it's awesome. go colbert!

[drillahmon]

idk when u see his eyes kind of look away for a second i think hes jsut contemplating what he just said and realizing how bad it was

[cisco77566]

Another priceless Colbert moment. It's so funny how he catches people off guard with his humor.

[Ullygirldk]

ROFLXD He is epic!

[lmn8bush]

... So have I ... Priceless !

[makaksi]

the look on his face says it all.

[bvllets]

Dahahaa