Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
Jeff Goldblum introduced me to wakemate.. from Cinco!. I just take 6 pills and wake up and it's next week. Time for Goldblume's life time achievement award.
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
I dont see how these mothr fuckers dothis shit without laughin.. hell i dont have be stoned to laugh at thee guys.. but it just makes it that much better.. just one thing... wuts witht he creepy asian they seem to always fit in there? anyone?
@kow13oy I think you might be referring to Kaz...he's in the Tiny Hats commercial. If you watch the extras on the season 2 dvd, there's a little piece called the Kaz Kiss...watch it.
@kazunagahama Hey it's KAZ!!!! Love your work! Yr funny! Give Tim and Eric a Kaz Kiss for me (and don't be afraid to give Eric a slap on the butt for me too!)
Agreed on seasons 1 + 2 being incredible. 3 had its moments. 4 was a little better than 3. But 1 and 2 will shine as universal gems of pure goodness for all eternity.
1 and 2 are flawless, I'm actually not much of a fan of season 3; they borrowed a lot of stuff from the live tour. With Seasie' 4 they seemed to be working a few things out, but I think there were some excellent cold-hard gems, like Presidents and Universe.
One of my favorite T&E skits right here. Kinda like the road trip segment where Eric keeps saying road trip so much that it comes out sounding like "RoShrimp"! Best show ever!
GUILD WARS 2
BildWadger 1 week ago 2
This is how I feel about this friday. The fucking movie. Hell yeah.
xalener 1 month ago 2
I had an orgasm.
NoLoveAvailable 4 months ago
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Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
13 people overdosed on WaitMate
Harmonproductions 5 months ago 2
His seizure reminds me of Danny from the Shinning.
seans63lemansSD 5 months ago
Jeff Goldblum introduced me to wakemate.. from Cinco!. I just take 6 pills and wake up and it's next week. Time for Goldblume's life time achievement award.
BassHeadsProduction 5 months ago
i do that daily lol
LordValor001 7 months ago
hahahaha
wildboy789789 7 months ago
yea
774434 8 months ago
Should have left the intro in, where they do the special BIRTHDAY SHOW variation :)
Abso Lutely!!
ShatteredNerves 8 months ago
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musov 9 months ago
Eric can't wait
NeonFoxLetsPlays 9 months ago
My favourite part is where he CANT WAAAaaaaayt.
VekErro 10 months ago
OH MY GOS I CANT WAAaait!
ZombieGamer5k 10 months ago
ouhh mama ouhh mama ouhh mama iuhh mama
clutchmc22 10 months ago
i like the part when he says: OMG I CANT WAIT
hlynsinn1995 11 months ago
LISTEN TO MY REMIX OF THIS VIDEO!
soundcloud.c om/evan-gough/evan-gough-omg-i-cant-wait
EvanHGough 11 months ago
OH MY GOD I CANT WEHHH......
ZeppoSanctity 1 year ago 9
Ohh mi godd i cant waiii
ORilleyCupSeries 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA I JUST DIED!
theej12354 1 year ago
OMG I Can't Wait
PingasZombie 1 year ago
oh my gawd, i cant wehhhhhhhhhhhh...
xabii22alonsoo 1 year ago 5
WTF
cronicunknown96 1 year ago
9 people just couldnt waaaaaaaaaait anymore.
rakk619 1 year ago
@rakk619 at least one person aknowledges the dislikes on a thread with thousands of views..
jimmyjeff88 1 year ago
@jimmyjeff88 lmfao someones gotta
rakk619 1 year ago
take a wait mate
dreadknottfoster 1 year ago
I didn't think tom goes to the mayor was that bad, but tim and eric show is terribly stupid :/
ElegyForTheMasses 1 year ago
omg i can't waaay............
LMFAO FUCK
boxerali23 1 year ago
Where's my chippy?
lancebramsay 1 year ago
@lancebramsay i fuckin found him!
jimmyjeff88 1 year ago
I CAN"t Weyyyy.....
nibbles74 1 year ago
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THIS SHOW SUCKS SHOULD BE CALLED TIM AND ERICS AWFUL SHOW
fusel412crew 1 year ago
@fusel412crew the show is meant for intelligent people that understand that type of humor. please don't tune in it's not for you
wrprince 1 year ago
2 most retarded humans on earth?
xabii22alonsoo 1 year ago
@xabii22alonsoo I'm hoping you meant most bad to the bahonka's?
77gto 1 year ago
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@xabii22alonsoo Not as retarded as you.
BuckeyeBond 1 year ago
There's gunna be a mistle toe dunky, James Quall is gunna be there.
UpperCrustthe3rd 1 year ago
This can't wait a month!
johntrebec 1 year ago
omg i cant waaaaaaa
pronessman 1 year ago
easocknZ{oekfjc[iszjncij b hahahyhahahahha
i like the last 'omg i cant i wait'
pronessman 1 year ago
ohmygodicantwaiiiiiiit
poopman22321 1 year ago
i'm outta heeeeeeeerrre
dogsfromabove 1 year ago
I love Eric's sideburns....Oh hell, I love ERIC!
katapultsmash 2 years ago 2
I dont see how these mothr fuckers dothis shit without laughin.. hell i dont have be stoned to laugh at thee guys.. but it just makes it that much better.. just one thing... wuts witht he creepy asian they seem to always fit in there? anyone?
kow13oy 2 years ago
@kow13oy I think you might be referring to Kaz...he's in the Tiny Hats commercial. If you watch the extras on the season 2 dvd, there's a little piece called the Kaz Kiss...watch it.
katapultsmash 2 years ago
@katapultsmash yu yup
kazunagahama 1 year ago
@kazunagahama Hey it's KAZ!!!! Love your work! Yr funny! Give Tim and Eric a Kaz Kiss for me (and don't be afraid to give Eric a slap on the butt for me too!)
katapultsmash 1 year ago
@kow13oy sorry if i was creepy,,,but that is wut i am ,,i guess
kazunagahama 1 year ago
OHMYGOD I can't weeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh
ActionCarl 2 years ago 6
OH MAH GOD I CAN WAIIIIIT
kittysonikku 2 years ago
@kittysonikku wait* FAIL.
kittysonikku 2 years ago
The new season is coming out Feb 28th. OMG I CANT WAITTT
crackrockstdy89 2 years ago
FUCK YOU i can't wait for the new show
also, crackrocksteady 7 is the shit. you're the best.
warwick487 2 years ago
this guys make me laugh always!!!!!!!
SnorklinWithCudas 2 years ago
Oh My God I Cant waaaaaaiit...
RYNO2511 2 years ago
I like the funky beat.
iratedumbass6 2 years ago
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAaaiighhhhggggggghhht.
MrLemonHornz 2 years ago 8
Agreed on seasons 1 + 2 being incredible. 3 had its moments. 4 was a little better than 3. But 1 and 2 will shine as universal gems of pure goodness for all eternity.
giordanolahaderne 2 years ago
I personally thought season 1 was a little weak and enjoyed the others more
Conine2525 2 years ago 2
i love all the episodes except I think the first one dads was a bit week. I believe it was their pilot show though
kly45 2 years ago
I wish season 4 was as good as the previous seasons :(
SpoonyInfidel 2 years ago 5
Well, it was fairly hit-and-miss, but in my opinion, Tennis made up for it.
daring22 2 years ago 7
1 and 2 are flawless, I'm actually not much of a fan of season 3; they borrowed a lot of stuff from the live tour. With Seasie' 4 they seemed to be working a few things out, but I think there were some excellent cold-hard gems, like Presidents and Universe.
PissoPuyo 2 years ago 3
the universe hahaha they depicted the astronomer douchebags you see on public access channels
p228man 2 years ago 2
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i wish the show was good its all gay shit and fart jokes
shadow509 2 years ago
F#$% YOU I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR PARTY!!!
lebbo88 2 years ago 28
One of my favorite T&E skits right here. Kinda like the road trip segment where Eric keeps saying road trip so much that it comes out sounding like "RoShrimp"! Best show ever!
spiritswitchboard 2 years ago 2
are we all crazy for loving tim and eric or are the ppl who dont like them just douche bags?
berktown 2 years ago 5
Fuck you! I can't wait for your party!
KurtG85 3 years ago 83
I'm going to the Awesome Tour next Friday!
omgican'twaaaaaait~
(^3^)//
GoNikkiFTW 3 years ago 9
Great job.
seaotter45 3 years ago 2
I NEED TO WATCH THIS WHOLE SKIT!
Justdabomb2 3 years ago
Haha.
I love that.
That's how I feel about the Awesome Tour 2009!
as,dfjlakdsj!!! LKJKLADSJFH;ASDH;F!!!!!!!
urmominacan 3 years ago
what exactly happens on the Awesome Tour ?
Te4RHyP3 3 years ago
Tim and Eric, with DJ Douggpound,
and sometimes if you're lucky David Liebe Hart
and James Quall, pretty much do a live
show of different things.
You should just look up a video.
It's awesome.
Great Job!
urmominacan 3 years ago
OMG I CANT WAAAAAAAAAAAit.
selladunk 3 years ago 12