Drunk History Pearl Harbor

[sweetlaffs]

DRUNK HISTORY- equate version, sam's choice?.

[phosphoresence]

Hahaha. Something like that.

[breeve12]

lol this is actually pretty funny

[rallychild1]

Real original, faggots. This is shit.

[phosphoresence]

Hahaha. If it's Originality your looking for, go read a book, 'cuz you wont find it on YouTube.

Best of Luck.

[rallychild1]

@phosphoresence Originality as in you totally ripped off the real, actually funny drunk history.

[phosphoresence]

You own a Telephone? Not Original- Stolen Idea.

How about a lightbulb? Stolen.

You know your favorite movie Mean Girls? Guess what? Stolen Idea...

[rallychild1]

@phosphoresence You put shame to drunk history, homo

[HM11793]

I think this is hysterical I love how you started playing Lil Jon lol thats the best part

[lllordllloyd]

This is shit. Take one off your number of hits because I came here on false pretences.

[phosphoresence]

Hahaha. It happens my friend. I found out the hard way when I clicked on Super Hot blonde chick dancing...

[phosphoresence]

haha. You're right, I can't blame teenie boppers for not understanding the significance of imitation and its impact on the many facets of the modern world. But i will put down ignorance cuz that's just retarded...

Thanks for setting me straight!

[BlakeTahoe]

c'mon phosphoresence...dont treat all the poeple posting comments like crap because they;re saying you're just copying an actual funny series..take it as helpful so you try to make original material(what did you expect was going to happen? your on the internet dude....where people HATE copying of comedy vids)

[12345aerial]

Ew, this guy is an asshole.

[phosphoresence]

Really is that what they did in Derek Water's drunk History? Cuz, if they were trying to actually tell history while drunk, and not Just say funny things while intoxicated, one might wonder why they needed comedians to such a thing...

Ponder that while we get drunk....

[bclegg1987]

were you really trying to explain something while intoxicated or were you just trying say "funny" things while intoxicated. The humor from the REAL drunk history is that they are truly trying to explain something to the best of their abilities but the amount of alcohol consumed inhibits that ability. Want a sippy lid on that shot of apple pucker?

[neuhmz]

This kid doesn't know what he is talking about.

[MrSkulleyes]

Terrible.

[phosphoresence]

You know what else is Terrible?

The Smug look on your face when you found a terrible video on YouTube.

[MrSkulleyes]

good one.

[76sagi]

obviously these jokers are trying (with a complete lack of imagination) to imitate something that works great... Drunk History. But they do it without bigotry and with a sophisticated sense of humor.

A poor imitation by losers with nothing to say.

[phosphoresence]

Hahaha LMAO.

Seriously! Sophisticated humor!?

Not even in the wildest stretch of the definition of "sophisticated" would being drunk, and mixing up historical facts with your belly button, ever come close to a rational thought, that would be considered even a SYNONYM for sophisticated!

HAHAHA.

Sophisticated humor.

[jnorton1]

Interesting interpretation. I just calls 'em likes I sees 'em.

[jnorton1]

This piece of shit isn't a parody, it's a pale imitation. Fail.

[phosphoresence]

Always have time to school teenage haters.

A parody (pronounced /ˈpærədiː/; also called send-up or spoof), in contemporary usage, is a work created to mock, comment on, or poke fun at an original work.

Seems like your not quite sure what parody meant...

[jnorton1]

No, I understand parody. An excellent example of parody is Drunk History (the real one). All you have created is a cheap imitation of a genuine parody. The only funny thing about your video is the fact that you douchebags think you're being funny.

What are you commenting on/mocking/poking fun at? It seems to me that your piece of shit video lacks all of the criteria you have listed. I will reiterate: an imitation is not a parody.

[phosphoresence]

Oh JNorton, you are far too confused by the meaning of parody. No, where in your unappreciative, rambling did you even come close to making sense.

I don't want to beat a dead horse, but I truely want you to understand the meaning of Parody. So. I will put this in the Layest Man's terms possible for you.

Drunk History by Derek Waters, would be the Original work. My work would be the Spoof, or Parody.

[jnorton1]

Drunk History (the real one) is a parody of historic documentaries.

Your shitty movie is a cheap imitation at best. I'd say that the majority of folks viewing your video and the real deal agree with me (take a look at your rating).

How exactly is your video making fun of the real Drunk History? Simply copying or imitating someone's idea (poorly, I might add) doesn't make it a parody. fail.

[gbadfish01]

Dude, look. When I made this video there were no intentions of having any historical accuracy what so ever.. So you need to shut the fuck up and learn your place Fucker...

[jnorton1]

who mentioned 'historical accuracy'???

I certainly didn't. I merely said that this isn't a parody, because it isn't. It's a rip off. Secondly, I know my place. I am adding comments where it says 'Post a text comment'. It seems that this is the place to comment. Perhaps you need to learn your place and shut the fuck up, bitchass. It isn't my fault that your video sucks.

[phosphoresence]

Hahaha.

Really? And where are your videos? From an outsides POV (that means point of view) I see an Artist, and an creative disrupter. Thank God there are more of me than you in the world.

By the way, thanks for the repeated hits on my video...

[cnoriega84]

jnorton you are a cockfucker you need to go to your boyfriends house and than maybe you will have something to do other than comment on some video that doesnt matter.stop typing and go suck some wiener.tell your mother I said hi.peace dick licker.This video is awesome btw

[jnorton1]

Great, I'll do that. Oh, and if you think this video is good, you should really see Drunk History (the real one).

[dancenbeyond]

Funny shit

[rlime81]

Fail. Not good. Not good at all.

[FatmanCaufield]

You stole this idea from the real Drunk History, fucking hacks.... Come up with your own ideas.

[phosphoresence]

Wow I had no Idea of your hatred toward spoofs For your convenience I compiled a list of parodies you might want to stay away from YouTube Crazy Girl on Train Soulja girl Music video Leprechaun gimme da gold rap video I like Turtles Remix TV Shows The Hole Silent Library Wipe Out Sorry to hear of your ignorance to Parodies, by the way Pretty sure you should stay away from the Entire Scary Movie Series too..

[planetv82]

why cant we do history like this all the time hahahaha

[phosphoresence]

I know huh? Drinking and learning. Sounds good to me!

[megathugmaster3000]

That was so historically incorrect and racist but it was funny as hell!!!!

[phosphoresence]

i know huh. hahaha

[z2produtions]

reply to megathugmaster3000. hes drunk of course it was incorrect wtf did you expect a drunk guy to say?

[xraidedlok]

hey atleast he said it was funny.. thats the most you can get on youtube.. the shit talking headquarters

[Tsukasu]

I can't stop laughing, that was great. Just curoius what branch was this guy in, because the description says he was on leave.

[superrlame]

this dude is fuckin hilarious aahhahahahahha. and izzy said ur little sisters drew all the pictures ahahahahaha

[Amacalot]

lol 75 million

[phosphoresence]

Maybe 75 thousand...

[hairballthegreat]

awesome i fkn loved it! thanks for sharing

[sld1025]

hahaaha

i enjoyed the "history" lesson

all these other haters need to chill the fuck out.

dont like it, dont watch it. it's youtube. wtf do you expect?

[phosphoresence]

Aint that the truth. It's not like they were forced to watch it. And if they really didnt like it im pretty sure it's not that hard to stop watching and pick a new video. YouTube does a good job of showing other suggestions on the right....

[Brettglatman]

I'm not gonna say you can't lampoon a really funny youtube skit and try carve out your own niche. But if you suck so hard, why would you embarrass yourself by posting this crap online. Destroy your video equipment and drink yourself to death. Now that would be a good moment in drunk history.

[phosphoresence]

Wow.

Usually I take time to personally respond to each and every one of my emails, and embarrass the sender on their failure to recognize the significance of imitation in the world of art that lends to the possible growth and endeavor into worlds we might not ever thought of if it wasn't for the constant building off of pre existing ideas.

But you pretty much did it for me. No extra embarrassment necessary...

Cheers!

[kurgen22]

That was just some off the wall random shit.

But seriously, was Lil' Jon hurt during the making of this film.?

[VideosDeMexico]

We used a stunt double. He was hurt, But Lil' Jon was good. Drunk, but good.

[ncairsoft]

Airsoft industry in NC is doing quite well, and we appreciate your concern. You're not going to bother me by insulting the intelligence of NC, and you're certainly not going to insult the intelligence of a History graduate student such as myself. Nice try, but - just like your video - a sorry, pathetic, half-assed attempt at being funny.

[ncairsoft]

So this is what "Trying too hard to be funny" looks like. Here's an idea - ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT INSTEAD OF GIVING A SYNOPSIS OF THE MOVIE "PEARL HARBOR"!!!!!!

Just an idea....

[phosphoresence]

Dear, NC Airsoft.

How's the North Carolina Airsoft industry treating you? Anyway, I couldn't help but notice that you were in seek of actual facts and hard evidence regarding Pearl Harbor.

Your not gonna find it here man, you might want to try that place where they specialize in history, and facts, and books. We have em in CA it's called a Library. Anyway, Im sure you can find what your looking for there.

Cheers!

[stepstaken]

I love how all these people hate you for posting this video issac.... These are some crazy comments. When is Garret coming home anyway?

[bazki999]

what song is playing at 2:50?

[phosphoresence]

Its all royalty free music. Just stock music from a collection of music I have. If you absolutely want it, hit me up ill send it to you...

[brianbb177]

spoofs are cool. this isnt. ignorant comes to mind. racist???? firebombing = laugfable??

all i got to say is this dude is the coolest person ever@!!!!!!!!!

[91HALB]

The part about Lil' John makes this video worth watching by itself.

[kdroe1]

relax.....quit judging people..... just get some alcohol while its still legal and realize you are going to die some day so you might as well enjoy life while you got the chance....

[mk2389]

lol lil boy and big guy

[chilindrinas9005]

your history sucks

[phosphoresence]

I Know! Isn't it great!?

[chilindrinas9005]

no.

it just shows how ignorant you really are

[cameraperson]

its better than what you made. loser. this is at least creative.

[chilindrinas9005]

no.

fail.

[theajax]

fail

[EatThePenguinCheese]

You're kind of stupid and racist when drunk, but it definitely makes for a really funny youtube video. =)

[USMCRJH2383]

I LOVED IT MAN, maaaad funny

[grombelphegor]

you guys are fucking retarded, but i hate to admit its pretty funny

[phosphoresence]

Thanks. I think...

[USMCRJH2383]

wow, i thoguht this would be shitty and it was AWESOME!!!

[krits1515]

4500 .. no 75 million.. 75 thousand

hah ! priceless.

[fastymcrunfast]

Brother,

You are a disgrace. And you're racist.  Congrats!!!

[USMCRJH2383]

hater

[playinwitfire65]

damn, i had the same idea but u got to it before me

[PTHoeksema]

Yeah, this isn't as good as the original.

[rowbot07]

fukin discrace to Drunk History

[phosphoresence]

Glad you watched it,

Thanks for the hit!

[Steeevyo]

5800 hits with a stolen idea.

Youre a pathetic loser.

[phosphoresence]

Pathetic Loser. Such harsh words coming from someone that probably enjoyed Movies such as Rambo, Die Hard, The Simpsons, The Notebook, Titanic, or Vanilla Sky. Just a few films that were "stolen ideas." Anyways, thanks for the expert advice Steve. Which by the way is not an original name.

[Anavrin215]

hahaha

[talon20]

those were remakes and spoofs. so if this is a spoof its funny. but since the original was a spoof. this makes yours just shit.

[phosphoresence]

Way to point out that you can't build off of something that has already been built off of. Because apparently you can't spoof a spoof. By the way, did you use the internet to send me this comment?

Lets recap real quick. Pony Express - Telegram - Telephone - Internet.

That's three makes of an Original idea. What does that make you?

[Daigoro123]

this guy is a scumbag!

[bluesunmovies]

ROFL big boy and LIL john!!!!

[leifless2555]

kinda shitty

[phosphoresence]

Isn't it though?

I mean Big Boy and Little Jon?

And come on, the Atom bomb killed 45 hundred people!!!??

Who is this guy!!!?

Hahaha.

Im gonna have to disagree with you my friend, life-less,

Not Kinda shitty,

REALLY SHITTY!!!!

LOL!

[2ndopp]

I love it Issac, hopefully I can get some footage for you.

[sarahtonin007]

u know issac?..

[2ndopp]

Yep

[makecourtesy]

Well my roommate and I think this was well done. We giggled an appropriate amount.

[phosphoresence]

Im glad you guys so the humor in it, simply for that. The Humor. Come on. Big Boy and Little John? Thats hilarious!

[yebin75]

What made the others great was the drunk guys were actually history buffs and smart...yes they were drunk, but they wanted to try and tell the real story. This is just random, but always a good idea...try and find someone more into history next time.

[phosphoresence]

Thanks. But I feel I have to point this out to everyone, that this is not an imitation of the Michael Cera Drunk History Videos. This was merely INSPIRED by those videos. Im not trying to copy them, or else i would re-enact the stories. As you can see, i decided to go the illustration route. Also, the humor in these videos is that, These people are talking about huge, important, historical events that we should all know about, but its funny to see what they actually remember, Drunk.

[AliaTheeRose]

you suck for taking derek waters idea

[phosphoresence]

I know, I formally apologize on behalf of Michael Bay, Steven Spieldberg, James Cameron, and all directors who ripped off other peoples ideas.

Sincerely,

Issac Meza