Hilarious Jack Nicholson Prank Call: "Dave's Toilet Queer"

[georgefeeny69]

I gotta know- what movie is that very last sound clip from? The one that starts at 7:30?

[clappinmonkey09]

screaming at the shit..



[ryancooke78]

lol.. I hung out with Michelle Pfeiffer last night.. Imagine Big Jumbo TITS!!! LMAO

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

"I have been HIGH all day. STTTTTOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEED. Sc-reaming at the cat."

[kyebean]

my lips and cheeks are like painfully stretched out from laughing too much.

[shadows4267]

thank you dave...*FART*

[502DJC]

"I passed up a lunch with Michelle Pheifer to be here. She's gonna be pissed. She's in her room right now, changing" LOL!! Best line ever!

[stoneeh]

i like the old recording method. sounds more like a real phone call

[stoneeh]

boy, and please use the "lalalala" line from anger management more often. that would be truly hilarious, if you engage in a serious conversation or confront somebody and he gets mad, and then play the ultra calm (and also annoying) "lalalala" line

anyway, appreciate all you do, i got several of your calls favorited and play them all the time ;)

[pengbenjie]

"Give this guy a call, his name is Dave."

"Dave? Really!"

"Yeah."

"Well that makes two of YOU!"

[dylanchaput54]

I love the "YAAAAA" in the background!

[travman99]

"I've got pee all over my ass! you know what I mean?" LOL

[RENEDU2]

my favourite part was * can somebody get that *

[RENEDU2]

..Dave?

[yuv55]

i wouldnt pass up a launch with michelle pfeiffer for anything

picture big jumbo tits!

[TarenReyem]

were all kne deep in shit... i need a vaccume cleaner

[sparky1itctel]

very funny

[ogopolo]

2:03 xD

[Dadge42]

"Our special is endless shrimp but that's not available for take-out."

"Why?"

LOL

[Infinite101001]

Its probably my big ass

[MrMoothecow]

shit u need to sell me ur soundboard

[Rivian211]

"now my sons covered with shit".. hahaha

[imbored2]

farting is always funny

[DERPMAX]

haha all hell broke loose at 5:11

[webb221]

lol i love all the moaning at the end

[tjwxgirl09]

MEEEEEEE!!!! Oh, man I love that line. What movie's that from?

[jackulator2]

that's from "My boy Bill I will see that he's named after meeee!" when Jack's singing in the movie Heartburn :D

[tjwxgirl09]

Cool. Thanks! I have to look that up.

[dontreadreplys]

and what about that one, going down the road wacko?

[FallenAngelH3]

He's hot in the back of the butt. Lmao!

[RottingGreenApples]

I'VE GOTTA PEE ALL OVER MY ASS

[tjwxgirl09]

Sstttooonneeeddd... screaming at the cat

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx502]

lol @2.11 jack says no my sons discovered the games room from the shinning you have it edited as my sons covered in shit brilliant 5/5

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx502]

two daves

[Zombie256]

It's probably my BIG ass.

[firstcoming]

we're all knee deep in shit..I need a vacuum cleaner

[hooblah]

haahh i got pee all over my ass.

[TXConn75]

1:52 -  2:40 best part ......lol

[dilusional1]

funny shit dave

[floydrose1969]

Do you edit out the parts where you have to search for the right thing to say? I always did.

[jackulator2]

yeah I edit out stuff like long gaps or when we're on hold - makes the calls flow better

[jackulator2]

you'd be surprised how fast we are though with this board - most of time it's trimming tenths of a second, any more than that and I start to feel like I'm cheating

[floydrose1969]

I got pretty familiar with quite a few boards,  I only used ones anyone can use though. I really wish I had the megaboard. I'm just selfish and don't want to be a contributing member for years on the site to have the privilege to have it.

[jackulator2]

haha - well it's not years - you just have to post a few soundboards, a bunch of pranks, and make a few hundred posts - doing that will get you most of the way there - I would say someone who really wanted it could do it rather easily in about 4 months

[brooklynnite86]

unbelievable, especially the first call

[jackulator2]

yeah I probably should have reversed the order, or maybe posted them seperately

[rep0eagle]

a classic!

[donkey69donkey69]

an absurd classic!  (hey j@ck, Japnip)

[jackulator2]

hey nippleson - fancy meeting you here :D

[MORBIDJOK3R]

follow orders or people will die

haha just kiddin

lol another great video

5/5

[webb221]

rofl

[acmilan32]

KABOON!!!

[namboodman]

WOW!!!