How do you cope with height differences during sex? Ask Mistress M

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[SCAREDBANANA]

I suddenly want to try a raw chicken.

[AngryAussie]

@lenqld Someone to measure the angles

[junodog20]

I saw all the comments about the captions so I tried it... the word 'Christian' popped up like five times in the first 20 seconds. Huh.

[AngryAussie]

@junodog20 The captions are really flaky

[sieyk]

"kitchen tensions that grilled chicken has been around"

yup...thats some state of the art voice recognition there

[AngryAussie]

Absolutely flawless

[AccordionManiac]

turn on the CC and sit back and laugh.

"you might want to get him do a bit of yoga so he has a more flexible spine" ends up as: "so I mean I wanted him to get the UN troops that hope things will find"

[AngryAussie]

The captions are weird

[MajorDestruction]

For the longest time I thought these were one of the DanAndJenn (youtube channel) videos. They tend to have videos from sexual experts discussing similar issues. Weird I gonna have to travel back and see how this angry/sex mistress mixture began :-/

[AngryAussie]

That sounds kinky

[Ketorulz]

Now THIS is sex education!

[AngryAussie]

It sure is

[finalfantisiy]

Is that my principal????

[AngryAussie]

I'd doubt it

[KickButtUnggoy]

Now, usually I don't watch these, but being a 6'3" person, this is relevant to my interests.

[AngryAussie]

Glad to provide some relevance

[madnashy]

hmmm.... taste's like chicken.....

[Yakovich]

I'd like to hear more about the chickens!

[AngryAussie]

So would we all

[JollyMunkie]

What are the pool floaties for?

[AngryAussie]

For floating in a pool

[mulcontent]

pillow eh thats cutting edge stuff

[AngryAussie]

Sounds like you have a dangerous pillow

[vickiormindyb]

That's why I never have a problem with height. I won't do 69's either.

I'm the most boring person in bed. It happened after I got married and had a baby.

You can't do it on the counter with a kid around-unless you're a major pervert.

Maybe you can tell me how someone can have fun with their sex life after kids are in the house.

[AngryAussie]

Send them to bed early

[AudibleOpinion]

Doing it on tippy toes can give you a cramp pretty dam quick, I imagine this is also true with another person there.

[AngryAussie]

You may be right

[ganggles77]

Lol you should bring tiger woods on as a special guest. I'm sure he has some tips and tricks from his his years "travelling" to golf tournaments around the world and "enjoying the sights". When youve done that much Im sure you would pick up a thing or two XD.

[AngryAussie]

I'm sure he's seen quite a bit

[ganggles77]

quick on the replys there =P. ( thats all I got nothin)

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

got a good lookin woman talkin about sex...and all I can focus on is the pool noodles...lol....

[AngryAussie]

Is that a euphemism? ;)

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

Thanx mate...I allways wondered how to spell that word...lol ;)

[Gigolo8]

Hey AA, maybe you can get a commission for sellin the pop-up books LOL

[AngryAussie]

My mum would be so proud

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

How u been Geoff old mate.....Got Shaun stayin at my house ATM......

[Gigolo8]

SO I heard, don't go leadin him TOO far astray hehehe

I'm gettin there, startin to make a new video or two and see what happens.

All well down tehre?

[Gigolo8]

Finally a specialist who agrees with me too

I'm quite tall when horizontal!

[MrJohnnyrace]

I will always share.

[AngryAussie]

It's good to share

[Gigolo8]

Um, AA, since when are you givin sex advice and advertisin links for sex shops HAHAHA

At this rate and with the level of interest you can resign your normal job for makin these hahahaha

Good stuff hehe

[AngryAussie]

Sex is never boring :)

[DrakeMagnum]

best clip of Mistress M so far in my opinion

excellently put

[AngryAussie]

I'm sure she'll keep getting better :)

[shorinjiryuu]

Mistress M is GENIOUS =D

[AngryAussie]

Yes she is

[deathofbarney]

I was hopeing she meant with the girl taller than the guy...

[AngryAussie]

That would be an interesting mix

[deathofbarney]

its difficult indeed..... Im 5'9 and he's 5'1

[b0b0maj0]

She should get her boyfriend a leg amputation.

[AngryAussie]

Nasty

[AngryAussie]

I've seen a porno shot in one of those free fall jets.

[AngryAussie]

She's good with the wordplay

[emtrixdk]

watch midget porn and learn

[AngryAussie]

Good advice

[pbrskater26]

I'm a short guy 5'4'' and it seems to me most girls go for tall guys? Whats your take on it!

[AngryAussie]

That's taller than a lot of women

[psycropticunt]

LOVE the pool noodles next to the bookcase look.

[AngryAussie]

They were just there :)

[ECTBWHO]

Thats about me and mine gf size lol.

[AngryAussie]

Not that uncommon

[BLACKHAWKDRAGOON]

I am a odd height. I am 7'2 and my GF is 4'5. What do I do now?

[vivalafiaga]

@BLACKHAWKDRAGOON everyones the same height laying down? come on man the old missionary can't go wrong with it, also woman on top would work well for you so maybe that would be worth lookin in to. also dependin on how strong ya are/how much ya gf weighs the "stand and carry" would work well, basically pick her up and slide it in, it is my favourite position but is very physically demanding. hope i helped out mate

[AngryAussie]

Whatever you can

[FrostbittenWolf]

The fourteen inch height difference does make it difficult when my psychotic bitch likes to play tonsil hockey in the lotus. Heated nights often result in mornings with horrible neck pain.

...it's worth it. She bought me the Gerber replica model of the Aircrew Survival Egress Knife for my birthday and purs. And threatens to kill me on a regular basis. What more do you need?

[AngryAussie]

That's true love

[EvilBproductions]

Sounds like she needs a midget sex therapist

[AngryAussie]

She's multi purpose

[hyuugabrother]

fap fap fap

[RipFlm]

She needs her own Channel! Ha, can't get enough.

[AngryAussie]

She may well one day

[Keippernicus]

Am I the only one who finds the presence of SEVERAL foam "noodles" at Mistress M's 4 o'clock position slight ominous and a little unsettling?

[AngryAussie]

You never know what they'll be used for

[Pawluk44]

Well im 6'4" and my girlfriend is 5'4" and barely reaches my shoulders so yeah a bit of a hight difference.

[AngryAussie]

How flexible are you?

[MrJohnnyrace]

Is it wrong to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich during sex ?? What !!

[AngryAussie]

So long as you share

[Justinfhtube]

I'm a 5'1 guy so considering there are not many women who are my height there is no way I'd be able to do a 69er.

[AngryAussie]

I'm sure you could find the right woman

[KlaxonCow]

Has she considered wearing platform shoes whilst In flagrante?

Or possibly she could carry around a box. Then, at the appropriate time, she could simply stand on the box.

The advantage of this standing-on-a-box method is that the box could also be used to conveniently store useful items. Such as condoms, sex toys or sandwiches.

This "sex box" could be incorporated into the love making process in many ways.

Alternatively, just dump the tall fucker and get yourself a more dwarfish man.

[AngryAussie]

High heels are always a nice touch

[Parluxgrounds]

I don't have any problems when it comes to sex, but I do like watching your videos I always learn something.

Doggy style rules!

[AngryAussie]

Education is a good thing

[sunsetlover]

I'm 5'1 and I have never had a problem fucking someone at over 6 foot. What??? I'm just saying.

[AngryAussie]

Well said

[VortexProducer]

Good to see her back!

Good vid.. Funny my bro is 6'5" and his missus is like 5'5"

[AngryAussie]

A fun mix

[Doteatsurpants]

She sounds so familiar....like one of those ladies that do advertising for radio

[AngryAussie]

She is a voiceover artist

[tonyiswickedcool]

question:

ok heres the deal

theres this girl i want to bang

but i doubt she wants to participate

so i guess my question is this

how do i trick this girl into letting me bang her. also is it possible for me to trick her into enjoying it.

[qqqCYBERLEADERppp]

@tonyiswickedcool

spike her drink.

[tonyiswickedcool]

thats so un-original

i want her to be like

oh wtf shit just as she realizes what she is doing

[AngryAussie]

Because rape is never not funny

[ArachEye]

@AngryAussie

Dude i rofled and cried at the same time after reading that comment

[Azated2]

I think reuphies work well.

[Flinklehurst]

Hey Mistress M I'm having trouble getting my girlfriend interested, she keeps saying she's not my girlfriend and threatens to call the cops. What can I do to help set the mood?

[AngryAussie]

hahahaha so very wrong and yet I laughed so much

[Intervene]

why is she on Angries channel??

[Vaara78]

"Hiki laiskan syödessä, vilu töitä tehdessä."

Translation: "A lazy person sweats while eating and shivers while working."

[AngryAussie]

Absolutely awesome!

[Eiceart]

I want the pop up book.

Also I couldn't help lughing out loud when you were talking about the raw chicken.

[AngryAussie]

The chicken was a weird tangent

[Eiceart]

it was. But sometimes tangents are the funniest things

[carlosreyes11]

The edgy rule made crack lol Thanks for the entertainment!

[AngryAussie]

She's pretty good :)

[shaun1912]

gold as always

[AngryAussie]

Cheers mate, will be using your video soon

[dipperf]

pop up book?

MY FIRST KAMA SUTRA: Learning how to read edition. that just sounds wierd.

[AngryAussie]

Perfect for pre-schoolers

[ZMoulton]

I want the pop up book.

[AngryAussie]

It sounds like a quality publication

[A7XDudeDrums]

thanks mistress M!! and welcome back!!

[AngryAussie]

Glad you liked it

[julzeatspu]

6th

[schribez]

also, first.

[MrFlyingaussie]

@schribez  Dude who ever comments being the first is just a douchebag. No one cares if ur 1st

[schribez]

@MrFlyingaussie ur just jealous. but rly i didnt care. like if u didnt notice, i didnt even see that i was 1st when i did the comment, then realised n commented again, so fuck up faggot.

[MrDarkie1337]

You are a douchebag. Fail Douchebag at that

Agreed with MrFlyingaussie.

[nervousneuron]

Grats!!

[schribez]

6 ft 2 reporting in

[AngryAussie]

Any problems for you?