I'll bet their church has fire exits though. There's faith in action for you. Just like the Pope in his little ice cream van with the bullet-proof plexiglass.
I cannot fathom why a god who says he loves you would cast you into eternal suffering after giving you free will. I mean, what about a little genetic tweaking so we aren't born with a propensity for jealousy, violence, hate, avarice, lust, laziness, greed, disinterest, rudeness and all of the other disagreeable qualities we have? It seems to me that there are too many of those qualities to constantly monitor ourselves against. G-d is just a crock, and a shitty babysitter to boot.
Why would you wanna leave Hell? That's where George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Mark Twain, That cute chick from math class (who ironical told you to go to hell), and all the dead hookers are at! Not to mention all the booze, drugs, and heavy metal you could ever want!
Yeah....once you are in Hell, no more Loving Caring All Powerful Forgiving God who offers Salvation to those who ask. Once we realize we made a mistake for not believing in utter nonsense, He will just laugh at us and let us burn....for all eternity...MUHAHAHAHAHAAHA. That'll show us
Hehe, you should just mess a little with the sign. Make it say "Hell Has No Fire, closed for repairs/maintenance" or something..that would have been kinda amusing, no?: )
@alexspyk Its in the doctrinal report "The Mystery of Salvation" by the Doctrine Commission back in 1995. Its where the Church of England declared that its position is Annihilationism, not hell.
Of course this could be a clarification of something that was really pinned down previously, so I may be being a bit creative with the phrase "legislating hell out of their cannon".
Then again, who ever really listens to central management...
well if hell has no fire escapes... me thinks they need a building inspecter to check out the rest of the place....thats just asking for trouble. poor designing on the devil's part. tsk tsk tsk
That's hilarious! The church near me has some inconceivably twee billboard postings like, "Jesus: Thank God You're Here!" and "This place is prayer-conditioned!". Sometimes it makes me want to return under the cover of darkness with a can of petrol and a match. But I can see your point - simply laughing at these nutbags is effective.
Trouble is that the nutbags don't realize it. The petrol trick would make them realize it ... but it's damaging their property. maybe rearrange the letters in some appropriate way ? ...
LOL, it pretty much says "god will hurt you forever"
Yahweigh 3 months ago
The imaginative fallacy of hell. The perfect god failed to add them to hell.
sushanalone 5 months ago
I'll bet their church has fire exits though. There's faith in action for you. Just like the Pope in his little ice cream van with the bullet-proof plexiglass.
ThomasTrue 7 months ago
I cannot fathom why a god who says he loves you would cast you into eternal suffering after giving you free will. I mean, what about a little genetic tweaking so we aren't born with a propensity for jealousy, violence, hate, avarice, lust, laziness, greed, disinterest, rudeness and all of the other disagreeable qualities we have? It seems to me that there are too many of those qualities to constantly monitor ourselves against. G-d is just a crock, and a shitty babysitter to boot.
5DollaPolaroid 9 months ago
Why would you wanna leave Hell? That's where George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Mark Twain, That cute chick from math class (who ironical told you to go to hell), and all the dead hookers are at! Not to mention all the booze, drugs, and heavy metal you could ever want!
Nagneto 10 months ago
Yeah....once you are in Hell, no more Loving Caring All Powerful Forgiving God who offers Salvation to those who ask. Once we realize we made a mistake for not believing in utter nonsense, He will just laugh at us and let us burn....for all eternity...MUHAHAHAHAHAAHA. That'll show us
PlanetoftheAtheists 1 year ago
@PlanetoftheAtheists
Yeah if only we would have flown a few more plans into building in order to get to paradise :(
Or raped a few more kidds, and asked for forgivnes :(
Damn we made the wrong choice :(
Turha101 1 year ago
hi :)
toad862 1 year ago
Hehe, you should just mess a little with the sign. Make it say "Hell Has No Fire, closed for repairs/maintenance" or something..that would have been kinda amusing, no?: )
winterstellar 1 year ago
Lol, interesting considering the Anglican leadership legislated hell out of their canon back in 1995.
Brettah31 1 year ago
@Brettah31 which anglicans? where? can you point this out? is it true or myth?
alexspyk 1 year ago
@alexspyk Its in the doctrinal report "The Mystery of Salvation" by the Doctrine Commission back in 1995. Its where the Church of England declared that its position is Annihilationism, not hell.
Of course this could be a clarification of something that was really pinned down previously, so I may be being a bit creative with the phrase "legislating hell out of their cannon".
Then again, who ever really listens to central management...
Brettah31 1 year ago
well if hell has no fire escapes... me thinks they need a building inspecter to check out the rest of the place....thats just asking for trouble. poor designing on the devil's part. tsk tsk tsk
bobby472 1 year ago
Thats silly
factvfiction 1 year ago
thats just silly
yohiwasupman 1 year ago
lol at the sound effects. and i did find it silly and funny the billboard that is. atheist here, yay!
oratadin 1 year ago
go god
sharpshootermatthew 2 years ago
You're right.
AetheronosRosos 3 years ago
That's hilarious! The church near me has some inconceivably twee billboard postings like, "Jesus: Thank God You're Here!" and "This place is prayer-conditioned!". Sometimes it makes me want to return under the cover of darkness with a can of petrol and a match. But I can see your point - simply laughing at these nutbags is effective.
MikeM8040 4 years ago
Trouble is that the nutbags don't realize it. The petrol trick would make them realize it ... but it's damaging their property. maybe rearrange the letters in some appropriate way ? ...
farvision 3 years ago
Hell has no safer pieces?
Gorteenminogue 2 years ago
:S
Who is Ronnie Reason?
bigbossmatt 4 years ago