Making me look not dumb

[smoking1212]

your really 16?'

[VolatileChemical]

@smoking1212 Well, not anymore.

[ktdsound]

Totally, Feng Shui is a scam. Most people are disturbed by chaos though.

[RawEcwSmackdownWwe78]

ty for saying that

[edwina4752]

that was f*ing fantastic and put hte biggest grin on my face today ! whoot ! - i would highly recommend that you create something about white privillege - that would rock my socks! - i like your intesity - makes me proud to be queer... and on a compleatly different note, i think my cat just sharted a few feet from me... i hope its just gas...

[JENESinHRO]

What I miss on your video is empathy. Life is not back or white. It is grey. In general, most often the truth lies between the two extreme existing views towards a topic. I have to admit that Feminism was and is very successful in persuading people about certain things. For example that men earn unfairly more money. It is a fact men earn more money.

[JENESinHRO]

But the question is why. In a Capitalistic society a man with capital has one major aim - to make profit. But it is not only his desire to make as much money as possible it is also his duty. If he does not succeed in producing a product in the most effective way competition will throw him out of business. Now the question why should he not hire a woman for 0.70 dollar per hour when a man will cost him 1 dollar per hour on average? So there must be more to it.

[JENESinHRO]

For example: A woman has three choices:

Fulltime job

Part time job

Stay with the kids.

A man has three choice too:

Fulltime job

Fulltime job

Fulltime job

In consequence men work on average from Monday to Friday, women form Monday to Thursday. Now the question. Which person should he promote faster the person who spends the whole week in the firm or a person who has only the wish or the possibility

[JENESinHRO]

(has to take care of children) to do less than 40 hours per week. If an employer wants the person to stay who is the whole week to his disposal his has to give him more money or this employee will find an employer who does. You may call that discrimination, but it will be the way for ever. Of course there is much more to it. In fact most recent studies show there is no discrimination of women on the workplace in terms of earning money. Warren

[JENESinHRO]

Farrell has written a book about it. Does Feminism discriminate against men? The interesting thing about it he presents in his book an man who calls himself an Feminist too. So we get access to both views the Feminist view and the view of the Men Right Movement. There is a lot to learn. For example that most Feminist demand that women should be registered to active duty in the army(for combat) too.

JENSESinHRO

[ChaosEpidemic21]

Your completely right and your very intresting.

[Petriee5]

andrew.

you scare me.. lol ♥

[Parababelico]

i think i'm in love with you. thanks!

[tankztmt]

I disagree. Whilst women definitely have inequities to what men have so too do men have inequities to women: such as in custody battles men get a worse deal, in medical awareness campaigns also women have more funding and general public concern; convicted criminals are more likely to get a reduced sentence or such if they are women than men. Being an egalitarian I agree that women require some aid but I disagree that they are so disabled as you make out or that the inequities are so one-sided.

[criostoir59]

Three words: You. Go. Boy!

[jilbeauch]

Dear Red0660. Suck my Drag King packing penises left nut.

your views are yes respected but you are neither open minded or aware of any real discriminatory issues because you do not have to face them as readily. and another thing. dont fuck with us

coz in doing that you are making alot of very fierce womyn and men and queers very very angry with you. if your going to be stupid and insulting do it elsewhere.

dont fuck with an angry lesbian i will bite your head off and i will win

[ebaseball29]

At the moment, this is the best thing on youtube!

Excellent video!

[Dobogio]

That's the same argument as" equality in oppurtunity should instantly mean equality in outcome" which of course is nonsense when you factor all the variables into the equation. Movies are movies, and do what they can to make as much profit as possible.

[Dobogio]

Luckily the entertainment industry is pretty varied when it comes to " portrayals" .For all the movies that depict what you have desrcibed, there are a number of neo feminisnt movies that depict men as savaga,rape happy monsters with women always be helpless victims. Although I fail to see how this is female inequaliy, people wil naturally have different viewing taste and that will vay greatly between men and women.

[10094926]

I hope "red0600" realizes that his probable main source of entertainment, that being unintelligent action films and/or games hold what is probably the greatest example of female inequality.

Allow me to explain, male characters in these forms of entertainment are beefed up masculine bad asses who shoot first and ask questions later. This appeals to men, as it's sort of an escape fantasy. Women, on the other hand, are tits and hair, some times ass. this, also appeals to men.

[Red0660]

Also I'd like to say I apologize for the personal attacks on your sexuality. I guess I feel protective of my men when you attack their wives and girlfriends and my own.

You see we are on two very different teams here. I do not agree with your view on just about everything but I accept and respect it. I only hope I can reason with you and create an understanding.

[Dobogio]

Although u made it clear in ur comments from the 'gender" video that u have no interest in the facts or statistical evidence....believe what u want but the facts are the facts. Ciao mate.

[VolatileChemical]

Everything you just said in that comment there? Likewise back to you, verbatim.

Especially the "ciao" part.

[Red0660]

.You see Volatile Chemical, when the stimulus package is diverted to women though 82% of jobs lost have been to men. When dire economic decisions are based on gender I must defend my country.

When the Obama administration speaks of extending Title IX to all science, technical and engineering departments in our colleges nation wide I understand that if they mean anything like Title IX has done to male sports programs my country is in danger.. Understand It is my duty to defend it with my life.

[Dobogio]

"How the fuck are tittle IX and affirmative action dsicrimination policies"

People are different and have different priorities, this is extremly present between men and women. Legislating quota's for the representation of specific gouprs of people undermines the very concept of equality. I can cite all the sources and references to my arguments, Red has also stated he is willing to showcase his reference material as well.

[VolatileChemical]

Ah. Beautiful. You're ascribing gender disparity to choice of priority, and I to ingrained cultural attitudes and marginalization. These are our fundamental opinions, you can't change someone's mind about this stuff, so no, I'm not interested in your boyfriend's reference material.

[Dobogio]

"Feminism is not a fucking political party"

Wow.....sigh I guess ur more clueless then I had intially thought.

"If women trullyhad equal oppurtunity, wouldnt half the candidates be women"

Well not unless a little thing called"choice" and free will comes into play. I suppose the lack of female representation must instantly me " bias" instead of women's choice.

[VolatileChemical]

Yeah. Yeah it does. Hit the nail on the fucking head. Because most people with some understanding of equality and human psychology will tell you that in a truly equal opportunity dsicrimination and prejudice-free society, roughly equal percentages of any identifiable group would seek participation in any major profession or social position. You don't believe that. I can't help you.

[Red0660]

You say: "human psychology will tell you that in a truly equal opportunity dsicrimination and prejudice-free society, roughly equal percentages of any identifiable group would seek participation in any major profession or social position."

I say: LOL you are a true feminist my friend, god help you....

LOL, Sure men and women are exactly alike and there are no biological differences. We seek out the same types of jobs. Are you out of your mind?

[VolatileChemical]

But I must stop and say we're getting very philosophical here. We've taken a break from the semantics and the statistics, these are the roots of our ideas we're getting at and it's becoming apparent how fundamentally our perceptions of reality are. I think it's pretty obvious how useless you restarting this debate was.

[Red0660]

You say: "And yeah, everyone should be equal, but when theyre clearly not, then I dont see whats so wrong with passing laws prohibiting discrimination"

No you must be misinformed, Affirmative Action and Title IX are discrimination policies.. Please tell me you comprehend this? Women acquire 60% of college degrees. How does this make them unequal? Are you insane?

[VolatileChemical]

a) College degrees. Of course. Well, if were going to start deciding whether or not groups have equality based on one single indicator: Gay people are on 90% of the shows on Bravo. How does this make them unequal? I mean, who needs marriage when you have five of your people making over a straight guy?

[VolatileChemical]

And how the fuck are Title IX and Affirmative Action discrimination policies? What part of the phrase No person in the United States shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded sounds discriminatory to you? You think every law for equality gives the previously marginalized group an advantage. Name ONE Affirmative Action law where the text of the law specifically states that one group gets *preference* over another instead of just equal protection.

[zeparegods]

On a humourous side note, I'd like to know where you found your loose, vague and borderline retarded definition of energy from. I'd bet wikipedia.

Light doesn't have to act on tangible matter either. Just thought you should know that before someone who does already know that laughs at you. Like me.

[VolatileChemical]

HAHA! THATS HILARIOUS!

Wait a second, no, youre just being an asshole, thats not funny at all. You lied to me. I thought we trusted each other.

I was defining energy in terms of its effect on Earth to contrast it with the idea of energy propagated by new wave movements. Im sorry, clearly youre a devout believer in Feng Shui and I apologize for insulting your faith.

Id like to know where you got your loose, vague and borderline retarded definition of reality from. Id bet your wife.

[Red0660]

You say: "Id like to know where you got your loose, vague and borderline retarded definition of reality from. Id bet your wife."

Why is it that you insist on attacking the girlfriends and wives of these people. You would think that as a self identified homosexual that you would set a better example.

How would you feel if someone attacked your Bear Daddy or what ever they call the big hairy dudes that queers like you must prefer to fuck them.

[VolatileChemical]

You're a moron. Use your fucking ears. I never said I was HOMOsexual. I said I was LGBT and GENDERqueer. For your information, I'm bisexual. Okay? I date women, asshole.

"The big hairy dudes that queers like you must prefer to fuck"...yeah, that really boosts the claim that you're not a prejudiced bigot, hurling those stereotypes around. Your credibility is just skyrocketing. You should run for office, make that your slogan: "Or whatever they call the big hairy dudes they like to fuck!"

[Red0660]

You say: "I never said I was HOMOsexual. I said I was LGBT and GENDERqueer."

Uuuuuhhh sure enjoy your androgynous state of sentient being....back to reality...you have every right to your sexuality but to say there is no male and female and that there are no gender differences is where we differ.

It all plays out in the cards my friend. Affirmative Action and Title IX have done nothing but force numerical equality not equal opportunity.

[zeparegods]

Uhh...yeah, my wife. Good one. That's heaps funny.

What the FUCK are you talking about? New wave movements? Tell me, what part of the wave actually moves? So energy is different in different parts of the universe? Does it have different forms on Mars than on Earth? Stick to your pseudo-intelligent rants on blatant hypocrisy, instead of trying to define reality. Clearly you don't live in it.

a=b yet men magically have an advantage....there always has to be a victim with you minority groups.

[VolatileChemical]

I know, right? Im hilarious.

And also, youre a retard. I wasnt talking about fucking SCIENCE when I said new wave movement, I meant the fucking SOCIAL MOVEMENT. You know, spiritualism? Karma? Chi? New age? Hippie shit! Thats so funny. You thought I was talking about sciencedo you think that the Talking Heads are scientists too because they call themselves New Wave? It's adorable.

[VolatileChemical]

And yeah, men have an advatange. When I said A = B I was talking about *physically*, in the sense of a single member of a species being conceptually equal to a single member of the same species. Physically, one human being is no more of a human being than another human being.

[VolatileChemical]

And hold up: since WHEN were women a minority group? That just goes to show how clear it is that men are ahead. You just assumed that any rights group is a minority group, presuming that any group that wants equality must be an unimportant or small part of society. Not, say, half the planet.

[zeparegods]

Newsflash dipshit. Women constitute 51% of the population and they STILL preferred OBAMA OVER HILLARY! Holy SHIT! I guess that means WOMEN ARE FUCKEN OPPRESSED!!! You call yourself smart, which I also find hilarious. Fuck, guys like you must have a hard life, relying on society and all to balance what is SUPPOSED TO BE EQUAL IN THE FIRST FUCKEN PLACE.

[VolatileChemical]

Ahhhh, okay, I wasnt aware that *one* woman running in an election amongst dozens of men was equality. I also wasnt aware that just because *one* candidate was a woman, that means that every single voter who believes in the equality of women HAD to vote for her. I mean, of course thats why theyd be voting for her, because shes a woman. Not for her policies or anything. Its impossible a female voter might disprove of her for anything other than her gender'cause women, they all think alike.

[Red0660]

You say: "I mean, of course thats why theyd be voting for her, because shes a woman. Not for her policies or anything. Its impossible a female voter might disprove of her for anything other than her gender'cause women, they all think alike."

Very funny attempt at sarcasm but if you remember right the feminists threatened to vote for Mccain when Hilary lost the primary....TELL ME YOU REMEMBER THIS? So yes, clearly this behavior is the face of feminism.."along gender lines"

[VolatileChemical]

The feminists. Again, you insist on lumping people together and assuming they all think the same. Feminism is not a fucking political party, its a movement with diverse members and ideas. A lot of Hilary followers wanted to vote for McCain because they were still angry at Obama, and thought McCain was at least a better choice than Barack. Some were women, some were men, some were feminists, some werent.

[VolatileChemical]

But as for your warped version of reality where, I dunno, the Grand King of the Feminists, Rosie ODonnell, stood up and commanded all her legions to vote for John McCain en masseno, I tell you, I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS ALL CAPS FOR NO REASON.

[Red0660]

You say: "Women constitute 51% of the population and they STILL preferred OBAMA OVER HILLARY!"

Indeed, women select who will become president but the feminist does not seem to understand that..

Women hold 54% of the vote and select who gets to hold office at ALL LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT.

[VolatileChemical]

So youre saying its just a coincidence that women usually only have the option of men to vote for in elections? Because if women truly had equal opportunity in going into and running in politics, then wouldnt half the candidates be women? Id believe that women actually have an equal choice in who gets to lead if there were actually some women RUNNING in elections. Might I remind you, once again, Hilary Clinton was the ONLY WOMAN in that election?

[VolatileChemical]

You really think there wasnt one other woman in the country who wanted to be President? Hilary was the only one because all the women in America just *choose* to stay out of politics and leave it to the menfolk? Are you sure you just don't WISH that was the case, that women were all submissive and obedient and didn't muddle in things like running in elections and voting and the Presidency, serious issues best left to men?

[zeparegods]

So women with wheelchairs > men? Also, how do you figure a penis = a vagina? Your leaps of logic astound me.

[VolatileChemical]

Penis = metaphorical representation of a human being.

Vagina = metaphorical representation of a human being.

Any type of human being in the world = every other type of human being.

That equation is called the Tolerance Theorem. Its a little experimental, its generally accepted amongst the scientific community but its highly controversial amongst the general public.

[menareangrynow]

Hello,

You're very funny. You're also very callous, it seems. You say that men shouldn't be treated the same as women; because they might have more money. Why is that fair? Are you going to say that habious corpus is reserved for the poor and the middle class and rich don't "need" it? Everyone should be equal. Also, could you site those statistics, at the end, by study, author and year, please? Thank you.

[VolatileChemical]

Well, first off, thank you. Youre hilarious. And inattentive, it seems. You appear to believe that money is the only way women are discriminated. Not only is that not what I said at all, but thats also not the only reason women need social and political aid.

[VolatileChemical]

And yeah, everyone should be equal, but when theyre clearly not, then I dont see whats so wrong with passing laws prohibiting discrimination and providing remedy for problems that obviously dont affect other parts of the population in the same way without actually giving that group precedence over other ones, and supporting social non-governmental initiatives that call attention to the lack of de facto equality created by these laws.

[VolatileChemical]

By the way, Irepresentallmenandhavedecided­theyareangrynow, please name one law on the books today that actually gives women markable de jure advantage over men, instead of just additional attention, that makes men like you feel jealous like you did when the teacher always called on the smart girl in class and ignored you because you thought four times five was "lamp".

[VolatileChemical]

And as for citing those statistics? Ah, well, theres a slight problemyou see, seeing as feminism is all complete bullshit, I made those statistics up.

Just kidding! See? Youre right, I am funny.

14% in the working world (Gender Gap Index 2008, World Economic Forum)

28% in the corporate world (ibid)

31% in average wages for the same job (ibid)

83% in holding political office (ibid, combined average of female in legislative and ministerial positions)

[VolatileChemical]

83% of single parents are women (2006 Annual Social Economic Survey)

90% of rape victims are female (2003 National Crime Victimization Survey)

100% of U.S. presidents have been men (thats the only one thats not true; Grover Cleveland was a women, interestingly enough)

[Dobogio]

I even offered to debate him over pm's but I think he already stated in the gender video that no amount of emperical data or scientific fact would ever convince him agaisnt his views.

[VolatileChemical]

Yup, facts and data can never convince me. Thats what I said. Thats why I didnt want to clog my inbox with your tirades. In fact, I think thats actually the reason I gave you. Lets review the tape:

You're getting so angry, it's adorable, it's so entertaining...I really don't feel like wasting my time on you. Have fun being a blowhard and caring about the opinions of strangers on the internet.

Wow. You quoted exactly what I said. Verbatim, you little copy-paster. It's called paraphrasing.

[Red0660]

Also to VOLATILE CHEMICAL, could you please make a video stating objective facts in reply to the comments on the gender video you mention.

Please read the comments on that video again carefully. You will see the political rhetoric that you repeat like a parrot has been objectively and logically debunked.

Can you please challenge these facts with facts please???

[VolatileChemical]

Oh, Im sorry sir, I didnt realize youve recently been promoted to the position of Boss Of Me. I didnt get the memo. Ill get right to work on that video, sir!

Except wait. You havent. Youre not the boss of me. You lied to me.

[VolatileChemical]

In that case, fuck you, you have no right to tell me what to do and what videos to make. I did read those comments and I decided, entirely within my right, that you cant be persuaded by logic and that you havent challenged my facts with facts. You feel the same way. We will both feel the same way no matter what. A debate is useless, I have no interest in arguing with a brick wall such as yourself.

[VolatileChemical]

Then again, how about this: Ill make a video about whatever your pretty little head desires if YOU make a video describing why you cant get a girlfriend. And if you do have a girlfriend, make a video describing which one of you is more likely to get raped. Id love that.

P.S. Oooh, you gave this comment *two* thumbs up! Wow, you're so popular amongst the YouTube community, I just shudder in awe to speak to someone as revered and beloved as you, Great Green Plus Two Comment Haver.

[theawesomepie]

Made my week. I missed you.

[Red0660]

Also to VOLATILE CHEMICAL, could you please make a video stating objective facts in reply to the comments on the gender video you mention. Please read the comments on that video again carefully.

You will see that when the political rhetoric that you repeat like a parrot has been objectively and logically debunked. Can you please challenge these facts with facts please???

[Red0660]

Hmmm perhaps you should understand that our nation was founded on the promise of equal protection under law and equal opportunity, not equal outcome by discrimination and unequal means. To advocate anything less would make a self identified queer like yourself a hypocrite don't you think???

[VolatileChemical]

Hey, look, you found my video. I just love being stalked. Nice job, trolling my friend's video, watching it closely for several weeks straight, waiting for more than a month to see if anyone made a response, and then when someone finally did rushing over to that video to troll it too, along with all your little mens' rights cronies. You CLEARLY have a life and didn't just waste a month of your time. Clearly.

[VolatileChemical]

Did you just say America wasnt founded on equal outcome? I mean, if theres de jure discrimination and unequal means, but the *outcome* is legal, then theres clearly not any actual discrimination going on, is there? But youre right to say America was founded on the idea of equal opportunity but unequal outcome.

[VolatileChemical]

I mean, the Declaration of Independence said all men were created equal, but there was a good hundred, hundred and fifty years where some pretty big swatches of the population didnt have the vote. That sounds like good old-fashioned legal hypocrisy to me.

By the way I noticed someone (very possibly you, but there's a chance it might've been another one of your masculinist clones) clicked the "thumbs up" next to your comment. That's so cute, trying to make it look like my viewers agree with you.

[SamusEric]

Doesn't make sence I know, but it's true.

I need to learn how not to be so random.

I just wish I had stage talent, so I could do some stage and directorial work, 'cuz I just realized it's what I wanna do, and it's something you have no problem doing.

Bravo on Both that reason, and being able to face the camera with Candid Topics other than yelling at Adam.

Bravo....I'm hungry.

[VolatileChemical]

Ah. Well, thanks, very kind of you.

And you know there are, like, classes and stuff to learn acting and directing.

[SamusEric]

Something Tells me that the beginning video on the stupidness I splirt out when we talk in school.

Your Smartness is kind of annoying: kind of, yes, and you know how to use the brain around people, and I struggle, something that I will only admit on YouTube, but you can't help the smart alec crap.

I just wish you didn't swear as much I thought you did at one time when I thought the one time I thought you never swore but turns out (Takes deep breath) you do seem to swear more than I thought.

[LuvlyCrazy]

Oh. My. God.

That was awesome.

Exept for the goatee.

The goatee didn't keep me from subscribing, though! :)

[VolatileChemical]

The goatee is the remnant of what was once a wild and musty patch-beard, that I discarded most of so I wouldn't look like a hobo. True, it now makes me look like a pretentious beatnik, but I can at least get into 18A movies.

Thanks for the sub, and overlooking the facial hair!

[DanThePropMan]

This was a highly amusing video. Good stuff, man.

I checked out Gislina's Gender video. Because it's so very futile, I generally try not to engage in YouTube arguments, but I did snap at Dobogio for indulging in selective txt spk and then having the gall to say "if u ever feel like being educated just pm me". As if now that he had arrived on the scene, the debate was over and all our questions would be answered.

Leaving the debate alone and indulging my inner grammar Nazi? I call that win-win.

[VolatileChemical]

Nicely done.

I notice he responded by claiming your criticism of his spelling was to make up for your lack of an argument against him. I like how he just *assumes* everyone has to argue with him, and everyone who opposes or critiques him in the slightest must be out to get him in the grand debate that so consumes his life. As if it's impossible that someone didn't care enough to argue his opinions and just wanted to call him on being a moron.

Whatever he thinks, I'm glad you did just that.

[doajig101]

A. that Feng Shue thing was like that Deep Blue Blog post. Remember that? Those were the days.

B. Random mentions of me always makes me laugh.

C. Awesome shirt.

D. Welcome back to the world of vloging. You were missed.

[VolatileChemical]

a) I remember it well. I was thinking of that when I wrote it.

b) No prob.

c) Why thank you. And you are correct.

d) It's good to be back.

[10094926]

Hmm, I remember my brother showing me one of your videos in the past, but I found the large number of cuts jumpy and disorienting. Somehow, this was better. As much as I'd like to in some way respond to your points (I have the bad habit of playing devils advocate to start a godo debate) I honestly can't think of any counter points, or even supporting points. I suppose that's sort of a good thing.

[VolatileChemical]

Well, glad to know the jump cutting is less annoying. I've been told that many times before. And I'm glad you can't argue with my points, I feel complimented.

[10094926]

This probably isn't the place to say this, and I feel like I'm joining the ranks of idiots by posting a youtube comment twice in the same video, but I need to get out more.

I read "goatee" as "goatse" the first time 'round.

help me.

[VolatileChemical]

Pfft. Hilarious.

[ratherconfused]

You are awesome. That is all.

[VolatileChemical]

Thank you kindly. That is all.

[gepinniw204]

Handbrake - for ripping DVD content. It's free.

[VolatileChemical]

A friend of mine recommended me Handbrake after I filmed this. It worked quite well. I shall post the video soon, I just wanted to advertise a little beforehand.

[august128]

You go to my school D:

Good video, I found it on the sidebar of Facebook since my friend gave it a "like."

I gotta ask about your shirt though, a very arbitrary question but is that a reference to Jushin Liger? Don't worry if you don't know what I'm talking about, odd question yes. :P

[VolatileChemical]

Ah no, as it happens it was not a reference to Japanese wrestler Jushin "Thunder" Liger. It's a Napoleon Dynamite reference. There's a picture on the shirt under the words, a reproduction of his drawing from the movie.

[doajig101]

VolatileChemical: Thank You, Wikipedia.

I mean, sometimes you just have to get this stuff from the webernets.

[VolatileChemical]

Ya got me. True, I had no idea who Jushin Liger was initially, but I wanted to show I made the effort to find that out, and display an interest in august128's world.

[KatherineBallard]

Awesome discussion. Keep them coming.

[VolatileChemical]

I will, as long as the world keeps pissing me off.

But, you know, what are the odds of that?

[GizzardTheWizard]

<3

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you you're amazing.

P.S.

You get laid less than men.

And I never get laid.

Ever.

[ArkDelgato]

Nooooooo!

You put the sunglasses ON for CSI: Miami!

[VolatileChemical]

I know, I know, I realized that when I was editing it but I only came up with the idea to do it as a CSI: Miami reference *after* I filmed it.