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  • yawll a bunch of virgins

  • That sounded like a finnish accent

  • Meanwhile, in Soviet Curse, Northern Coalition find their X-Mass steamroll into AAA territory was in complete vain... because it's in the south....

  • 1:01 LMAO

  • @BushidoRei Dude there has been nothing new in to game since TBC and i can say that since i was playing WoW for more than 7 years.

    @Difuid Are you kidding me mate? They never fixed mages and rogues (rogues can stun, dodge tank, heal themselvs, ignore armor, slow, reduse heal and who knows what else they have added since last year i stoped it) and they never really nerf them.

    One last thing to the both of you is YOU CANT COMPARE 2 SO DIFFERENT GAMES ON ANY LEVEL be it pvp, pve or what ever.

  • "They had it coming!" Lol Jita protest

  • 1:01 seruisly.. just Amen

  • Your so retarded

  • "I Was There"...After about 10 months of levelling skills to be able to go into a battle and not get instagibbed.

  • @BushidoRei So true. Do not forget you are paying more per month than for other MMOs while spinning in station.

  • @Difuid Actually its the same..$15 is the standard for majority of MMOs. But I'd rather pay $15 for EvE and go into a battle knowing everything is on the line than play a rehashed game like WoW and get zero excitement from a pvp match.

  • @BushidoRei Not true, 1 month of WoW is €12.99, SW:TOR is €12.99 while EVE is €14.95. Do not get into how exciting EVE is since the whole game revolves around training skills and PvP is about what ship and fittings you have, personal skills comes only after that. Since you like to bash WoW at least Blizz devs try to do something not just let the game rot, like how long did it take for CCP to look into hybrids? Only nearly 4 years? There is nothing new in EVE since Apocrypha.

  • @Difuid Like I give a shit about the ever failing Euro lol. Im aussie, I go by my currency. And its $15 a month, like every other MMO I know. So it is true tyvm.

    The training skills part is a pain, no one denies that. But if you seriously think WoW PvP has anything on EvE PvP you must be joking. Blizz devs dont give a shit about WoW anymore lol Look at Frost Mages. Theyve been OP since Cata came out. No nerfs but infact buffs and modifications to make them more deadly.

  • @BushidoRei plus 1 to you

  • @Difuid Oh and theres been nothing new in WoW since Wrath so GG lol

    Way to have a selective memory.

  • @Difuid not sure if trolling or just stupid.

  • @Difuid "There is nothing new in EVE since Apocrypha." ... lol... have you even searched the bullshit you say? ... i don't think so, else you wouldn't say cause you'd know they would make you look stupid! Also in EVE we have about 2 heavy expansions each year with new things... guess what, FREE! ... yeah because we pay 15 euros/month... go buy your pandarians at 50 euros...

  • @Xloub Incarnia and Walk in Station was totally awesome, I guess the the CEO of CCP committed a PR suicide because everything was all good and well.

    Since wormholes and exploration introduced in Apochrypha nothing serious have been done. I don't consider the Incursions noteworthy as while the event started nicely with developers RPing and the chance of it blooming into a good storyline, they abandoned it and now it is just a hard generic security mission for fleets with a high paycheck.

  • @Difuid just the fact that you consider the walk in stations awsome means you don't know the game... you're just a know-it-all... in gameplay, nowhere has the walk in station helped... hence i don't consider it as "totally awsome"... search a bit better, you can do it... you'll see that there trully are important and great things implemented in the game even in the latest expansion!

  • Haha my thought exactly, each time I watch one of CCP's misleading trailers.

  • @Howler54 You can't honestly expect them to make a trailer like this? Eve Online videos are generally extremely boring.

  • @wamphyr000 so that justifies making trailers displaying it in a way it doesn't look when it's played?

  • @Howler54 Yes, the trailers are pre-rendered.

  • @wamphyr000 Uhm, no, trailers are not pre-rendered. At least not most of them. The

    Empyrean Age one I think was the pre-rendered one, but otherwise they were all made using in-game graphics.

  • @holo4ever Fine, not pre-rendered, but heavily scripted, doing things that are not possible in the normal gameplay world. Look at the way the ships jink in the trailers, you can't do that in-game.

  • it would be twice as funny IF IT WOULDNT BE SO TRUEEEEEE

  • AHAHAHAHAHA.

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  • This is a very fair and honest parody.  Also curiously hilarious despite no direct attempt at humor.

  • I was considering playing EVE after seeing the original video, it seemed really intense and badass. However this video showed me it's just another nerdrage fest game :D thanks for saving my time.

  • @Lonebyrd

    That was Shadoo from PL screaming like a madman. Leet pvp does that to you. There are far better alliances and coporations to join in Eve that are fun!

  • SHUT UP KURATOR IS PRIMARY YOU'RE SO RETARDED KURATOR IS PRIMARY SECONDAR IS PLANKO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

    I was there. A real FC berates his cohorts mid fight.

  • I sold all those ships and ammo, what you see in wreckage I probably bought it. *Greatvalue* Real Men Wallet Tank! **I will sell it**

  • i love the fucking sarcasm fucking epic =] like & sub from me =]

  • LOLZ, he kept it togheter only because you cut out the "ARMOR HACS, AAAARRMMOOOOORRR HAAAACS" part =P

    But awesome job on the vid !!!

  • WTFISWRONGWITYOU?!

  • =loading= epic ending made me lol very hard

  • I FUCKING LOVE THE FC....

    YES CAPS :D

  • god damn i laughed for 20 mins after the "what the fuck is wrong with you"

    part

  • 10/10

  • much more realistic

  • Фигня я вам не верю! Нет здесь Божьей искры.

  • 1:01, the fleet commander, he kept it together :)

  • @TryfanL kinda like the onyxia wipe guy from WoW

  • @1.01.............looooool

  • ech

  • Rofl this was an epic welp, I was there and Managed to jump back,

    

  • I saw my name in the mumble overview :D ~I was there~

  • What the **** is wrong with you!?

  • I Loled when i heard he kept it together. wtf are u doing?!?!? hes prime are you stupid?!?!? haha....

  • its more more realistic! :)

  • tried this game because of the i was there trailer, quit after a few days, its not much like this trailer

  • @head2fiststyle12345

    especially not after only a few days, this is a game to play over years, don't expect to be flying with thousands of guys in huge ships from the first day. It's really worth it once you get into it, but you have to be the kind of person who can plan ahead.

  • @head2fiststyle12345 it is :) just that you need to play it more then few days to realize that

  • FC sounded like Armywolf.....no fucking wonder

  • @dameonkody that was shadoo :D

  • @sajsan1300 oh wow, low blow on my part

  • Still cracks me up :-D

  • I was drinking soda and spit out all out on my keyboard when i heard "The FC kept it together" i need a new keyboard now. I even choked on some of it.

  • if any 1 want 21 days freeday trial yust contact me

    and if you decide tu subscribe (change from trial 2 full account) il give you 100 mil isk

  • Lulled big time when it shifted to the "loading" screen

  • Can some one link me to the battle at 1:08 ?

  • but the fleet commander held it together

    "you didn't call primary wtf - THIS GUY IS PRIMARY AND THIS IS SECONDARY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

    I was there...

    LOADING

  • The loading screen got me so bad!

  • thats no parody :I

    i seen dead kittens that made me lough harder ... (nedm!)

  • @R4Akai go watch cats die then... go away.

  • @cptpwnd90 i will. dont worry im not into watching this ever again 

  • Was the FC Shadoo? XD

  • Gyrostab on a widow? lolwut

  • lol at the loading screen near the end.

  • 10/10 would watch it again haha

  • epic one :DDDDD

  • I love EVE and I still think this shit is hilarious xD

  • Yea, good old clear fleet commands. o/

  • INCARNA LOAD NOW!

  • LOL at the middle just wish you had more lol parts cuz before and after the middle wasnt funny >.>

  • I was there. :loading:

    Lol'd

  • this is not as hard as your making it shot up >_< so true

  • WHY ARE ALL OF YOU SO BAD AT EVE!

  • "All ships, you are weapons free" is one thing I've never heard, it's usually just "kill kill kill kill kill kill need cap shields "#¤"#¤"¤#"#¤ I'm dead!

  • Lol loading screen

  • LOL, 200 jumps :D

    SHUTUP !! SHUT UP !! ... WHATS WRONG WITH YOU !! SHUT THE FUCK UP !!

  • "I'm telling you, i was there" >loading screen<

  • Shado :p

    

  • @Zerebrat87 clicks = kilometers, jumps = jumps, but 200 is definately not 200 :D

    when i get in fleet i hope i'll hear stuff like this more than winning lolz

  • 200 clicks or 200 jumps ... where is the different

  • LOADING....LOL  That surely is "so real, I was there"!

  • yeahhh.. LOOOOOOL "he kept it together" hahaha. nice

  • this is epic

  • Omg the part where the fleet commander "kept it together" was the best.

  • LOL! at 0:00 "Rated T for Terrible (Lag, Bitter Veterans, Drama) Awesome xD

  • 1:05 All I understood was "retarded" and "the fuck is wrong with you?"

  • but the FC, he kept it together ''ARMOR HACS ARMOR HACS ARRRRMOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACS''

  • The real shadoo, i thought the friendly calm guy on the alliance tourney panel was a imposter for awhile

  • @lkknee Some people are more Skizo than others :)

  • > shut your soul retarded < that's my new epic motto xD

  • @DarkRezo next time I want someone to shut up... I am going to say that

  • Hahaha love the fleet chat in the middle

  • Wheres your Monicle!?

  • @tandydandy123 I wear mine on my dong.

  • rofl yea this comes closer to real EVE then the original vid +1

  • LOL TERRIBLE RATING WAS GREAT ALSO

  • can anyone translate what he said exactly?

  • Go Shadoo xD

  • hahahahahaha russians speaking english are so funny, DRAGO IS THE LOOK OF THE FUTURE!!!

  • Heh... Shadoo. :P

  • ah the loading screen did it for me

  • Awesome. 

  • so true...

  • The fleet commander - he held it together :-D

  • That is real :-D Iam here.... home :-D

  • but the fleet commander, he kept it together

    XD

  • @masternerdguy Man, I am still laughing about that, even though the vid ended 10 mins ago :D

  • Well, you know what the say: Once the honey is gone, you aren't supposed to keep licking the shit.

  • shadoo r great! \o/

  • I want the video modus for my cq. All the fun without a risk ;-)

  • Lol, shut up @ 1:00

  • MUHARRR @ 1:00 -1:13

  • so funny:D

  • You sir, have won the internets!!

  • lol @ shadoo xD

  • lol indeed, much more real, and total lol on the comms :D

  • needs more dbrb

  • worth it just to hear the shadoo comms again

  • hahahahah comms are hilarious... i laughed so much at this

  • LOL at the comms; nice video!

  • That FC is real damn hilarious.

  • ROFL...

    Shut the fuck up! You is blanco! What is wrong with you?!?

    ROFL

  • I lol'd

  • best fc ever :D

  • god the spoofs of this video are hillarious

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