What this nigga doesn't tell you for the veggie sausage is that if you REALLY want a good consistency and not have lentils and fennel seeds falling the fuck out of the sausage, run those sum bitches through a coffee grinder and add very little water. The seeds will be damp enough to create patties. Add the gluten and other seasoning and you'll have a MUCH better patty.
Refusing to eat flesh should be outlawed and declared high treason! Since Cato the Elder did eat meat in order to preserve his strength for the state (according to Plutarch): “…and that the meat or fish which was bought in the market for his dinner, did not cost above thirty asses. All which was for the sake of the commonwealth, that so his body might be the hardier for the war.” But since crucifixion is no longer available death by firing squad is the proper punishment for this dear offence!
looks really good! but i'm crazy when it comes to potato, one is not enough....i would've grated at least 3! i've never tried boiling them first, that probably would help the process haha
MMMMM! I just love making Tofu Scramble. I am usually a bit lazy and buy the "already made" sausage patties but you have inspired me to make my own. Thanks. :)
smirnoff is sooo good. I swear. Have someone make a few martini's: grey goose, sky, any expensive vodka, and smirnoff. Pick the best. Betcha you pick smirnoff. They don't spend an ass ton on marketing, so it's a secret. Smooth and delicious. I've been a bartender for years and I have a great many smirnoff converts. Or you can keep payin inflated prices for a lesser vodka. Your call. Sexy vegan is on point though. Duh, the dude knows about taste.
Hey Sexy V: OCDV here....Great video. As i already know how to make hash browns and can make a tofu scramble that will bring you to your knees, I tried the "sausage" patties this morning and they were good! I used red lentils for a more "sausagy" appearance and then coated with a thin glaze of maple syrup when they were done. One suggestion for the cranberry juice, however...with all the money we save not buying meat and dairy, how about Skyy Vodka instead of what looked to be Smirnoff's?
Okay, I need to move to wherever you are and be your neighbor. We can cook for each other every other day, I get sick of these freeloaders all over mah vegan foods. Damn theeemmmmmm.
Yeah I guess chocolates don't take that long, huh...you're so going to get eaten by a grizzly bear...thanks for the props...now go whip me up a Scrumdidilyumpscious Bar
I live in Montana, too and I agree with FaeryComeDraw, you could be an unhappy camper . . . And there are hardly any vegitarian/vegan friendly resturants (I pretty much don't/can't eat out here in Billings) It will be nice knowing that I won't be the only one at least for awhile. You could come crash on my couch, also, and I would make you cook for payback!
Neither of you are painting a pretty picture. I think I can handle it though...you guys saw me jumping rope right? Food, I've got covered, I plan to have enough lentils, quiona, and oats to feed me on this trip, but these bears...I'm sort of counting on nature to spare me. I'm banking on the idea that they will sense that I don't eat animals, and in return will not eat me. Or maybe I should just bag it and travel the world, staying on the couches of my fellow vegan youtubers....hmmmm.
Ha! That's so funny. I live in Montana. You are going to be SO miserable. You would not believe how cold the mountains get at night while camping! You are going to be in so much pain from the hiking. If you want to whimp out you can stay at my place (on my couch) as long as you cook for me. Don't forget the pepper spray--bears aren't vegan. Good luck, Sexy.
Well, you're beginning to talk me out of this whole thing! Pain, cold, non-vegan bears!?!...these all sound very unpleasant. Keep those couch cushions fluffed you may be getting a call. : )
What cushy state are you from, stranger? The ranchers don't like you vegans either. They love their guns here. There are only a handful of us enlightened people in Montana.
Well, I grew up in rural PA (they love their guns there too), but live in CA. When visiting the folks I always get funny looks from people when I ask for no cheese, and other substitutions. If people ask about my diet, I try to be as informative as possible, and while they say they understand, I'm sure when they go home they say "What a friggin' weirdo" Oh well. We've all got to get there on our own. Things are changing, though...very, very slowly...
Well, Sexy Dude, Californians are taking over some parts of our state which makes true Montanan's very cranky. Some people have deep resentment towards you guys especially in my town. People here are tired of them Californicating our beautiful state. It might help if you tell people you're from North Dakota although the vegan thing will make people highly suspicious.
I really don't want to talk you out of your adventure, Sexy. In fact....I'll be looking forward to hearing all the details. Take your camera with you to a diner full of ranchers and loudly order a vegan meal. That would be such a cool video. Have you ever seen the Blair Witch Project?
What this nigga doesn't tell you for the veggie sausage is that if you REALLY want a good consistency and not have lentils and fennel seeds falling the fuck out of the sausage, run those sum bitches through a coffee grinder and add very little water. The seeds will be damp enough to create patties. Add the gluten and other seasoning and you'll have a MUCH better patty.
ithrowtdz 7 months ago
Refusing to eat flesh should be outlawed and declared high treason! Since Cato the Elder did eat meat in order to preserve his strength for the state (according to Plutarch): “…and that the meat or fish which was bought in the market for his dinner, did not cost above thirty asses. All which was for the sake of the commonwealth, that so his body might be the hardier for the war.” But since crucifixion is no longer available death by firing squad is the proper punishment for this dear offence!
FireEyedMaidOfWar 8 months ago
Don't listen to those b*tches. You are effin sexy. :)
TheTVegan 9 months ago
Omg can I marry you
Saphireblue3 1 year ago 3
@Saphireblue3 well...o.k. However, I do plan on having at least three wives...I'll let you choose which one..
lukin82 1 year ago
You totally deserved that delicious looking breakfast after that workout ;)
I'll suscribe ;)
nightmareb4jesus 1 year ago
one word: brilliant!
fi1mkes 2 years ago
Hahahaha!!! Wicked video man, you're super cool, but hey, what did you add to your tofu scramble? Sounded like you said Tumor?
slctdmbntwrx 2 years ago
@slctdmbntwrx tumeric
billbagger7 2 years ago
Ahh I loved this. I'm totally trying this tomorrow.
orgonetrail 2 years ago
looks really good! but i'm crazy when it comes to potato, one is not enough....i would've grated at least 3! i've never tried boiling them first, that probably would help the process haha
brittyn 2 years ago
awesome! The belch could be left out though, no? ;P
laraskye 2 years ago
dude you rock easy breakfast on go super by way vegan style
shatoctgabey7 2 years ago 6
Brilliant!
stephjuhler999 2 years ago
mmm this looks delish :P
and this is random but you have nice white teeth lol
laf0707 3 years ago
hmmmm you are kinda sexy. cute too. if you dont have a gf, i'll fill out an applicaiton.
calsweet 3 years ago 7
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mmmm this chicken is gooood
The11thHourX 3 years ago
MMMMM! I just love making Tofu Scramble. I am usually a bit lazy and buy the "already made" sausage patties but you have inspired me to make my own. Thanks. :)
Lucyfir666 3 years ago
You know, now that I've seen you do it, I have no idea why I haven't tried to make sausage yet. That dish looked amazingly awesome.
iwillhavemycoupdetat 3 years ago
smirnoff is sooo good. I swear. Have someone make a few martini's: grey goose, sky, any expensive vodka, and smirnoff. Pick the best. Betcha you pick smirnoff. They don't spend an ass ton on marketing, so it's a secret. Smooth and delicious. I've been a bartender for years and I have a great many smirnoff converts. Or you can keep payin inflated prices for a lesser vodka. Your call. Sexy vegan is on point though. Duh, the dude knows about taste.
bubbad54 3 years ago
Hahaha, brilliant! Your show is getting better with every episode. Good luck with your training, and stay safe up in those mountains!
Nidhogg86 3 years ago
hauahuahuahauha
I love this one.
Dinhachan 3 years ago
Awesome, I love your videos!
HOBOCAMP29 3 years ago
marry me. no really... lol :D
timberfaerie 3 years ago 2
Nice harmonica action! And soy-sage innuendoes...
hannah26rox 3 years ago
Nice harmonica action! And soy-sage innuendoes...
hannah26rox 3 years ago
Hey Sexy V: OCDV here....Great video. As i already know how to make hash browns and can make a tofu scramble that will bring you to your knees, I tried the "sausage" patties this morning and they were good! I used red lentils for a more "sausagy" appearance and then coated with a thin glaze of maple syrup when they were done. One suggestion for the cranberry juice, however...with all the money we save not buying meat and dairy, how about Skyy Vodka instead of what looked to be Smirnoff's?
maggieindia 3 years ago
Too much is never enough of this show! Keep up the amazing work....xoxoxo...
melissagalianos 3 years ago
Okay, I need to move to wherever you are and be your neighbor. We can cook for each other every other day, I get sick of these freeloaders all over mah vegan foods. Damn theeemmmmmm.
Ifoundher 3 years ago
Straight to Hell, we damn them...damnit. On Good Friday no less...muahahahahaha!!!
lukin82 3 years ago
a hour and a half later.....breakfast!
Awesome episode though.
tfollert 3 years ago
Yeah I guess chocolates don't take that long, huh...you're so going to get eaten by a grizzly bear...thanks for the props...now go whip me up a Scrumdidilyumpscious Bar
lukin82 3 years ago
I live in Montana, too and I agree with FaeryComeDraw, you could be an unhappy camper . . . And there are hardly any vegitarian/vegan friendly resturants (I pretty much don't/can't eat out here in Billings) It will be nice knowing that I won't be the only one at least for awhile. You could come crash on my couch, also, and I would make you cook for payback!
pixeepoet 3 years ago
Neither of you are painting a pretty picture. I think I can handle it though...you guys saw me jumping rope right? Food, I've got covered, I plan to have enough lentils, quiona, and oats to feed me on this trip, but these bears...I'm sort of counting on nature to spare me. I'm banking on the idea that they will sense that I don't eat animals, and in return will not eat me. Or maybe I should just bag it and travel the world, staying on the couches of my fellow vegan youtubers....hmmmm.
lukin82 3 years ago
just stay warm you'll be fine! Have fun! Oh and bring some bear spray or wear bells.
pixeepoet 3 years ago
Nice to meet you, pixee.
FaeryComeDraw 3 years ago
Haha nice! I like the sausage-tingies, those look delish! Thank you!
AnnaDenise77 3 years ago
Ha! That's so funny. I live in Montana. You are going to be SO miserable. You would not believe how cold the mountains get at night while camping! You are going to be in so much pain from the hiking. If you want to whimp out you can stay at my place (on my couch) as long as you cook for me. Don't forget the pepper spray--bears aren't vegan. Good luck, Sexy.
FaeryComeDraw 3 years ago
Well, you're beginning to talk me out of this whole thing! Pain, cold, non-vegan bears!?!...these all sound very unpleasant. Keep those couch cushions fluffed you may be getting a call. : )
lukin82 3 years ago
What cushy state are you from, stranger? The ranchers don't like you vegans either. They love their guns here. There are only a handful of us enlightened people in Montana.
FaeryComeDraw 3 years ago
Well, I grew up in rural PA (they love their guns there too), but live in CA. When visiting the folks I always get funny looks from people when I ask for no cheese, and other substitutions. If people ask about my diet, I try to be as informative as possible, and while they say they understand, I'm sure when they go home they say "What a friggin' weirdo" Oh well. We've all got to get there on our own. Things are changing, though...very, very slowly...
lukin82 3 years ago
California! That's not good at all.
FaeryComeDraw 3 years ago
Oh no! Not california
pixeepoet 3 years ago
Oh yes, California...is there something I don't know about?
lukin82 3 years ago
Well, Sexy Dude, Californians are taking over some parts of our state which makes true Montanan's very cranky. Some people have deep resentment towards you guys especially in my town. People here are tired of them Californicating our beautiful state. It might help if you tell people you're from North Dakota although the vegan thing will make people highly suspicious.
FaeryComeDraw 3 years ago
Californians not popular up there?
lukin82 3 years ago
I really don't want to talk you out of your adventure, Sexy. In fact....I'll be looking forward to hearing all the details. Take your camera with you to a diner full of ranchers and loudly order a vegan meal. That would be such a cool video. Have you ever seen the Blair Witch Project?
FaeryComeDraw 3 years ago
you so rule! and that's actually a cool recipe for sausage patties, I'll have to give it a go.
thelandofpeppertoast 3 years ago
*facepalm* @ bad joke. ;)
My favorite fortified Cranberry Juice!
Awesome vid I'm going to try this stuff out...
hyrcan 3 years ago
Wow, superb tips. I think I've learned quite a bit from you here. Thanks!
itekisan 3 years ago