Joss Stone: The New Flake Girl Speaks Out

[Matthewac1]

Haha! I love Joss Stone!XD

[anxresi]

Anyone else HATE the cheezy background musak? Sounds like it should be played on a phone waiting line.

[mrcheekycheeks]

I am just curious it seems a lot of people from England here don't like her, how come?

[propertyofjoey]

@mrcheekycheeks Well she spent a lot of time in america after her second album, when it came to releasing her third one she came back to england with a strong mid atlantic accent and for some reason that pissed their british pride off.

British can be snobs, she's just too...herself..her fans think its great but some people look down on her for expressing herself

[xxshadgutsxx]

To all you Joss haters, give her a break! You probably would find something wrong with anything she says or does. I think she's great !!!

[paulamelissinha]

well...I LOVE HER!

[reabo]

Stabs FLAKE INTO eye!

God this is a crap ad

[boulehead]

She dreampt of being the poster girl for Cadbury's Flake (i.e. her agent got desperate because of her flagging career and begged some company to hire her, then got one of those equalizer things on Men In Black and told her she dreampt it. Then he borrowed the car from Back to the Future and went into the future to the day Cadbury's called. Then 3 weeks later she made this promo about her promo)

[boulehead]

And when he zapped her he also said she was American

[Matty3Mite3]

wow you just made yourself look like a complete idiot

[boulehead]

thankyou, for your meaningful contribution

[Matty3Mite3]

and again , with your poor attempt at sarcatic wit

[LanceNesbitt360]

God she gets on my tits! The wankiest advert ever! You have put me off ever buy a cadbury's flake ever again

[pvaz]

Envy is palpable on this forum. I'm leaving all the haters alone with their rant... bye all!

[syafi73]

Joss Stone is blessed with a natural tallent and we love her for that. But like all of us, we're not perfect at everything.

[delirous8]

What makes people dislike her is that she is self righteous and it gets very annoying.

[hiyalou]

omg i hate her so much.. she should die!!!! EVERYONE SEARCH STEVE JONES ON YOUTUBE AND WATCH HIM DO HIS VERSION OF THE ADVERT! its way better.

[PsycoSylar]

lol she pisses us off as well - check out either the FrequentAssasin or my channel for our version of her commercial.

No worries though - this video is going to be spoofed as well in the near future

[sexpistol9393]

DIE!!!!!

 and what happened to that american accent she was using? suspicious

[delirous8]

If she overrates herself this much in doing a commerical think about how she advertises her albums. There is a difference between confidence and just tripping. She said in her recent album she wrote all of her songs.

According to well known producer Novel she cowriiten which is a big difference. He steered her in the direction on how she should deliver the songs. Novel also said she failed to give him proper credit in his contribution to the songs.

[delirous8]

She is tripping over advertising about a candy bar why does she have turn something like this into a big science or ESP. Hell a five year old can do this!

[jamesbardsley86]

This fucking bitch deserves to be blown up, WHAT A MONEY GRABBING BITCH , she cant fucking sing or act or do fuck all , she should be the fat ugly bitch that serves me my big mac through the drive through at macdonalds , If you read this joss stone then take this hint........Go to the job centre and actually get a job instead of boring us with your shite!!!!!!

[Emilyrox121]

FUCK YOU.

[laurabetts]

Had a dream about Cadburys? Rubbish, you desperate bint!

[lj2308b]

why are ppl who hate her watching this video?

[Emilyrox121]

ok, you wanna talk shit about joss stone? meet her, then see what you have to say. I did, and she is so awesome it ain't funny. srsly fuck off don't let other peoples perceptions (aka the media) warp your friggin mind k?

she has an american accent?(wtf btw)

i could swear each and everyone of your fathers is perez hilton!

FYI joss is hot. and she got famous for being a talented musician. but oh? the media didn't mention that part? figures.

[jamesbardsley86]

ur a tit , u only met joss stone because she is desperate for fans she sits in the street with an empty starbucks cup asking for help lmao

[Emilyrox121]

desperate? LOL

she drinks fuckin tea not coffee like you, you american wannabe - ha.

I met Joss because because she came to Australia to escape wankas like you.

[anxresi]

Poor, poor old Joss Stone

Now she is all alone

She has forgotten her roots

We do not give about her two hoots

Her red hair makes me wanna barf

Her terrible accent makes me wanna laugh

Bring back the original Flake girl

Ms Stone makes my toenails curl

Please, go and live forever in the States

Because, in this country, you have no mates

[lgboardumb]

yes ive just seen the advert i will never buy my favorite chocolate bar again cadburys fuck you for using such a fuckin nobhead for your advert. to everyone who hates joss ,nobhead stone, when your in a shop dont buy cadburys just snap up the flakes and leave them on the shelf. as if adverts arnt bad enought you go and use a twat only twats like

[DigitalLoveDaftPunk]

This just confirms what I knew all along: Joss Stone is an absolute cunt.

[Emilyrox121]

what the fuck you stupid dick wank.

she is more of a decent human being than you have shown yourself to be in one sentence.

I have met the girl twice and she is such a down to earth, sweet kind hearted person who also would not give a fuck of what you have to say. Unlike you she isn't prejudice and gives everyone a chance. I hope you get judged unfairly for the rest of your life you stupid arse :)

[danm003]

fucking word.

[steveo1622]

We know your not psychic luv,but we do know your a cunt!!Please fuck off back to LA to your mate,the equally cunty tossbag Robbie "i'm depressed(no your not,your a cunt)Williams!!Pair o'cunts!!!(and breathe)

[videohead666]

god shes thick. she must know everyone hates her surely.

[danm003]

What a horrible stupid little slag she is.

Why does she talk with that pathetic accent? why does she have to lie about all this shit?

what a fucking cunt#!

[gozzygosden]

what a comlete muppet! her face offends me.american wannabe!!

[CatFiesta]

Nice job selling your soul to the corporation, you will never be artistically credible again you stupid cunt.

[bazzalite]

what a massive tosser. And she looks like the lion from beauty and the beast.

[delirous8]

What is stupid is that she believes she is doing something out of the ordinary but she is only advertising a chocolate bar. Hell a five year old can do that!

[MichaelGibney]

ZERO Credibility, like most if not all artists these days, lack of talent, charisma, vision and great songwriting capability. Sell outs. What's next? CHEESY POOFS? lol

So sad. REVOLUTION to all this crap is needed soon, if not NOW!

[linvoyprimus73]

she's a fucking psycho - a nobbing mentalist.

[MrEdd1001]

oh jesus christ

[jrewing1000]

what a sell out

[delirous8]

Album floped

She is out there bashing on R&B singers such as Christina Milan etc and calling them strippers but look at Christina and Rihanna even thouigh their music is rather popish they are still selling tickets.

Rihanna are doing venues such as Madison Square Garden and Joss is still doing concerts in local pubs.

[delirous8]

She is probably a nice person but she has no right to complain about anything. She has it made in the business.

You know what they always say

" don't bite the hand that feeds you."

[Timbletheghost]

what a dirty fucking shill!

[Lawzika]

She really does talk rubbish

[sioc88]

she left her music company trying to do her own thing and has sucked ever since

[delirous8]

That is what happens when you get your head stuck your own ass. You believe nobody can't tell you anything. She is 20 years old and she needs direction all the best singers in the world had direction. Her age can't be justified for her stupidty. The record company never mistreated her they did not take her money or did her wrong. She did not get things her own way and all hell broke lose

[Hodgey1989]

I think that 6million she has says she dont really give a fuck what you think

[delirous8]

Do you know how many would dream to have six million. She better give a fuck because if i had that kind of money i would easily pay my way through college. That shows you how spoiled she is there are people in the world who are lucky that they have 20 dollars in their pocket.

She better be grateful that she has gone far in life because there are people younger than her who would dream to be in her shoes. Yet she stills complain.

[sioc88]

she has never worked a day in her life either .. launched into the music industry at 17 .. she got rich quick .. with very good direction from her music company who gave her hit songs ... it all went to her head and now shes all "i know what im doing you suck im an artist !!!!"

she left .. did her own thing her album floped ..

[delirous8]

Right! She fired four managers which is awful because her managers never ever mistreated her. She even fired soul legend Betty Wright remember thae lady who promoted Joss all the time. Which is awful because I have seen singers who struggle months and years to become famous musicians. All she did was just sing a couple of songs and just like that got the contract. Anyone would be thrilled to have a major record label supporting them.

[sioc88]

she is a brat .. who talks alot but says very little

[Andytheashton]

Bill Hicks summed these money grabbing, empty souls up completely "You do a commercial - you're off the artistic roll call, forever"

[MichaelGibney]

Best comment. So true! Bill spoke the truth and we should fight and speak out and keep his messages alive. Sell outs have no credibility. Revoloution.

[vegrox]

why do people think just because joss is doing Ad's, doing an Ad means shes a big star only an idiot would think not look at the amout of celebs that have done pepsi ad's Britney Spears,Beyonce,Jennifer Lopez,David Beckham,Pink,Christina Aguilera. and don't even get me started on celebs that have bein in Lorel adverts it's not like the old days adverts are mostly done by big celebs now as they are more change they will help sell and i bet joss got a couple million for this, i would do the same

[mel94h]

she doesnt sount american now so people should get some sense

[mrlee192]

joss stone. is hot. But why shes done these advertising cheese i dont know.

Shes still hot.

[sarahellenfox2]

'i had a dream about Cadbury'....... lol.

[lozzikane]

wow you learn something new everyday, I didn't know that was her at all in that add until seeing it on here

[kehoesy]

why does everyone hate her so much??? she is sexy, beautiful, young, down to earth and has a phenomonal voice! whats their problem??

[outlandish62]

Like she said...I am going to carry on with my music....they are going to say what they say regardless...

She is right!

[MrToadums]

She sucks and now she is a sell out that sucks.

Fine, if you are a musician, advertise guitars or drums or pianos or some shit. But chocolate, shit cheap chocolate at that, sucks

[childbirth]

'my band have a bigger rider than i do'

yes Joss, there are about 20 people in the band

[childbirth]

Jesus

H

Christ

[Rhyszj]

Don't talk shit about Joss Stone.

[bobbyfletch85]

Hallelujah! Praise the lord for Joss Stone! What a dingus.

[blackboyskater]

sHES BLESSED!

[organic1966]

Sadly for Cadburys.. Joss Stone won't make more people buy their Flake. I think this advert would do really well, anywhere else in the world other than in the UK.

[Mark5058]

When she said "there's nothing interesting about me" does that include her music too ? And what's wrong with mayonnaise from America ?

[breprimeau]

Clearly he is jealous of her success.

[MrToadums]

Yeah, thats right mate, im jealous. Fuck sock

[breprimeau]

I'm not sure I even understand that response.

[tepesel]

haha! bet you can't.Put your brain to work ..when it's swelling and reach the size of a nut ...maybe there is a slightest chance..

[tepesel]

No he's not jealous..he's just a waste of life on earth..

[MrToadums]

Because i think Joss Stone sucks im a waste of life on earth. Good argument you got there crafty butcher

[tepesel]

You think !?....hahaha .your brain farts ,not think!

[MrToadums]

What the fuck are you doing advertising chocolate, i was under the impresssion you were a musician, my mistake you are obviously a whore, go fuck yourself you no talent sell out bitch troll, fuck fucking you god this kind of shit pisses me off so much, make music or be a shit ass actress for commercials bitch, also fuck the black eyed peas and pepsi, and suggs and fish fingers you bunch of end of your carrers money grabbing fuck holes

[ukgarethwales]

what a embressing advert

[carlsNME]

Excuse me, guys "no one sings like her" or "no one else sound the same like her", would you please explain to me why does ms. Stone sing with Anouk's voice? Great model, I agree, but quite embarrassing...

[tepesel]

Anouk is a very talented singer,but if you'd have the slightest piece of musical ear you would notice that they're totaly different.Though Joss and Anouk have 2 things in common:They both have powerfull voices and they are both beautiful..

[carlsNME]

I don't know if one needs musical ear to tell that kinda (no) difference. I'm a musician, though, and the similarity was first noticed by a friend of mine, a singer. Anyway, tepesel, I agree with you about "the power & the beauty": 2 out of 3 ain't bad...

[vegrox]

Who the hell is anouk i looked on youtube and is it the girl who sang a song called "nobody's wife" cause if it is they really really sopund nothing alike anouk sounded really good talented soingers but their voices aren't the same thats if i've got the right one

[tepesel]

Anouk is a rock chanteuse from Holland,and her bigest hit was indeed Nobody's Wife in the mid 90's I guess.Some say she has a volcal timbre a bit similar with Miss Stone's.

She's quite good but any other comparation is useless because Joss is playing in a whole different league...

[carlsNME]

Dunno how to tell ya, vegrox, but I think they sold you a computer keyboard with some keys missing (punctuation marks, 2 b clear). Low price, lower intelligibility.

[tepesel]

Anouk is a very talented singer,but if you'd have the slightest piece of musical ear you would notice that they're totaly different.Though Joss and Anouk have 2 things in common:They both have powerfull voices and they are both beautiful..

[Queen1babzno1]

shes yummy her voice is yummy i love her! ^-^ x

[redhotchiliesfan123]

shes amazing but its a shame shes up her own arse these days

[vegrox]

don't need brains when you have joss' voice no one esle sound the same like her you can tell her voice from some one esles flake is the best chocolate ever even more now she's the face for it and she's so nice how many singers have an email address for fans so they can sent her messages etc..

[15chipshops]

FAKE NOT FLAKE!

[tepesel]

How the hell 2 dead braincells can be criticised !!??

[tepesel]

That comment was for that osamainshithosen guy!

[simple1for1]

geez. what's with the negativity

[carlmozza]

shit

[errafloater]

wow you really hate her dont ya. Have you every met her? i fink maybe you shud spend more time being nice to people cos ya wasteing your breath and stealing our oxygen

[osamainlederhosen]

twat

[kangaRoo2109]

thx for this interview =) Joss rocks!

[ktarmusic]

Oh, girl you rock! I love ya!

[rodge020679]

'Joss Stone is unveiled as the new voice and face of Flake'

this is a piss-take right? right!?

[naimasimpson]

course its a piss take, she aint got nothing but her music and her big gigantic mouth. ridiculous!!!

[MrToadums]

What the fuck are you doing advertising chocolate, i was under the impresssion you were a musician, my mistake you are obviously a whore, go fuck yourself you no talent sell out bitch troll, fuck fucking you god this kind of shit pisses me off so much, make music or be a shit ass actress for commercials bitch, also fuck the black eyed peas and pepsi, and suggs and fish fingers you bunch of end of your carrers money grabbing fuck holes

[15chipshops]

Ha Ha Ha Wise Words, MrToadums! Made me laugh out loud! Joss Stone is a fucking SELL OUT!. I also think she could give David ICKE a run for his money on the bullshit stakes!

Fake not Flake!!!

[MrToadums]

You are obviously a well informed intelligent human being and a credit to the human race.