Ultimate Tazer Ball- UTB The Future of Sport- Adrenaline, Action, Tactics, Stun guns and TAZING!!!!!

[niceguy522]

who came here cuz josh sundquist commented on it?

[superfettefotze]

Funny game for gays - typical american....

[Vaalferatus]

So... Meanwhile in Russia... oh wait, this look like japanese, oh... alright USA.

[darklordixor]

Lol your body goes limp when you're tazed that could result in some serious injuries.

[yurianne07]

453 ppl begged not to be tazed bro

[TheTthedoma]

Very VERY Stupid

[BananTwist]

Vsauce sent me here

[fgrilli]

The ideal sport for nazis.

[jfellrath]

This looks positively ridiculous.

[sisyphusmustbe]

This is what natural selection looks like in action.

[MenulioKatinas]

9gag sent us here !

[bomber525]

@MenulioKatinas No one cares.

[asdfghj22258]

cool



[thrcrystal324]

how dangerous! X-O

[rikigl]

I remember when I used to play this with gravity hammers... in HALO 3.

[TheMchebrewhammer]

I saw it on Colbert I got high and forgot then I saw it on attack of the show

[eovogt]

Way to make soccer look like not just a sport for pussies

[thexdeadxone]

Finally, something that could make sports actually interesting.

[thearkangel579]

I would pay money to watch this if they brought a team to DC lmao

[Thetruegod25]

this is fucking awesome! wow!!!!! haha a kid bought a stun gun in our dorm looks like a few more are going to be bought and a game is going to be played! fuck yeah!

[XombieZX]

Where can I try out!?

[dangelomidili]

And next on Sick Sad World.

[blakemurphy7]

hahaha TEBOWING WITH A TASER

[kitkompo]

I think I remember seeing a commercial for this show in Idiocracy.

[drinksmokelie]

@kitkompo  Just think how popular a show like "Ow, my balls" would be in this country.

[shoot232]

Policeone sent me here, I need to get in on this.

[gridviperwaves]

amusing for about 2 minutes.

[KlonoaPS01]

fucken americans.

[mxlntz]

This makes Jerry Springer look like Mad Men.

[daGreatestCreation]

i don't care who sent you here

[JulietHeart]

does anyone know FACT what the volts and amps are on UTB devices????!!!!!!!!!

does anyone have links to more information?!?!

Just askin....

>:)

[drinksmokelie]

@JulietHeart Well, let's put it this way, if you stick a real taser in someone's side, do you think the guy will fall over and grab his side. No, he will pass out and tremble all over for awhile.

[SnudyBFE]

The creator of this video sent me here

[coozgamble72]

how much do i have to pay to become apart of this

[Drawlter]

They all already look brain damaged. What have they got to lose?

[MrNEL500]

There is any women club for that sport?I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY!!!COOL!!!I am ex pro soccer player,played pro soccer over 13 years!Still play soccer in my free time,but I would love to play that game!

[SYLBM]

colbert bump for tazer ball

[BUNNYHUMPER96]

Dude u people are so stupid and the guy who hates thomas taylor u should jump off a clift thomas troll taylor is f ing awesome get a life guys this isnt even a sport its a game so go f ur selves,except thomas u the man!!!

[NewEnglandSportslego]

i sent myself here

[martijndevis]

1) yeh i seen this befor so funny how does one think of a sport like this.

2) will the ever be on the olympic games?

3) will there be a amputee version? (and funny would that look think about it)

[jonjonjonmw3]

AMERICA

[SytrusISurtys]

Stephen Colbert sent me here

[acabojic]

podelite im bojevu municiju..:)

[JollyToaster]

vsauce!



[flyguy1300]

Colbert sent me here!

[mrkittynum7]

i want to play

[RICEGRET]

The Colbert report send me here

[ComedyAllianz]

time to pull out mommy's little helper!

[quibb666]

LAD

[JBam094]

this is what professional paintballers do in the off-season

[nelsonta00]

cool stuff! Now I'm waiting for the next ultimate sport: Pepperspray Scrabble. 

Courtesy of Colbert.

[kenpound2]

Lol...DINT TAZE ME BRO.

[mjrrp4k]

DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!!

[MrIEatFingers]

thomas what happend to paintball lol

[JoshSundquist]

"That why the cops use em." LOL. Is this legal?

[MrAcktion]

This is so cool!!! Please make another franchise!!! Maybe from NY or NJ

[VivaLaSam94]

that's shocking

[noodleboix]

oh my god that must hurt so much

O.O"

[swarajban]

Nelson sent me here

[boredasfckxx]

Where do they find these people? I bet they get paid in crack.

[paintswappin13]

@boredasfckxx they're all professional paintball players.

[ThezReptar]

oh man, this looks so good, and i would actually watch it on tv aswell.

[djdestroyer]

WTF?

[skipper2lake]

Didn't see much tazer action, just a bunch of uncoordinated oafs who aren't skilled enough to play real soccer running around tripping over each other with an under-inflated beach ball. Fail.

[rzee]

@skipper2lake

Says the fat piece of useless shit sitting behind his computer screen.

[Aeoliandorian]

TrueLAD.

[Sjefen86]

oh man, i cant wait for EA to get started on the game version

[0chrisb]

TRUELAD

[zahinster]

truelad

[joedransfield]

TRUELAD!

[ianmeesters88]

wow... just when i thought football was a pretty lame sport :P

[elmotouchesme97]

TrueLAD sent me.

[JH2395]

TrueLAD sent me

[BLKRAF52]

I LIKE IT WHO DOESN'T WANT TO C PEOPLE GET TAZED HUMOR TO ME

[lukericho1993]

TrueLad sent me here

[Gregd8888]

@lukericho1993 No one gives a shit you thumbs up whoring faggot

[korovinka]

knife be better..

[nickwightman92]

what. the fuck. . . please make this come too England!

[hellofaname]

Fuck that! I'm sticking to BASEketball

[daniel64012]

It's things like this that make me lose faith in humanity...

[caspar371]

Why not give them guns?

[LillFoppa97]

berglöf sent me!

[174DMR]

весело. еще сделайте кровавый хоккей,с заточенными клюшками, и баскетбол с миной-мячем, чтоб взрывался если не забросишь за 1 минуту.

[peanut1875]

TrueLAD sent me here. electrictekkersLADS

[RAGEMODEACTIVE]

DJ Sudip sent me.

[Shav0nYT]

i think since i love all teams in philly, my team is the killawatts lol

[Th3UprightMan]

hahahaha this is so goddamn redneck I'm considering fucking my sister after watching this.

[joewall10]

This is fucking retarded

[eternal0star]

Thumbs up if you watched this video a few days before it was on Colbert.

[romsib80]

Очередная хуета от пиндосов

[Brainfucking510]

Shitty game for stupid americans ))

[bonusballerbrad]

@Brainfucking510 the rest of the world is fucking boring. USA is the most innovative country on this planet. Less than 300 years old and we are on the TOP. Go fuck yourself.

[qerobayn]

Haven't seen anything more idiotic than this for a looooong time.

[gualdhar]

This is so stupid its hilarious.

[raywar3]

And that's why soccer is better than basketball

[Iamthemonkeyhead]

This is the dumbest fuckin game.

[possumman10]

Who loves you, and who do you LOVE?!

[junshikk]

i would just keep tazing the opponent..

TROLOLOLOL

[sinodira2]

Don't try this at home.....lol. Words can't stop me.

[southrules]

Duh

[regulatorzone]

Just make a team deathmatch shooter sport already!!!

[howedelamitri]

That Colbert segment was hilarious

[RandomChannel1013]

This is neat, but wont catch on. The effects of electricity on a body is too much of a variable. Each body reacts to electricity differently depending on size, weight, muscle mass, tazer placement, health conditions, etc.

[juggalobiggy]

i would actually watch this... that disturbs me.

[jxc1013]

Stephen Colbert, you're a kind fellow.

[pbplyr51]

Jason Borenstien is the man. Northern Cali represent!!!

[justaboss334]

thumbs up, if steven colbert brought you here!

[AntiMatter3000]

@justaboss334 I thumbed you downn. my bad Lolz

[justaboss334]

@AntiMatter3000 aww thats messed up!! lmao

[spblackey]

It's all fun and games until someone evacuates their bowel.

[ThedutchmanFL]

Thomas taylor is the man!!!! XSV forever

[Converted96XJ]

If you came here because of Colbert Like this!

[TBoneBird]

Quite gimmicky. Not to mention the health effects such as cardiac arrest of being tasered multiple times.

[sumthingawsome]

Im gonna watch this just cause of thomas taylor one of the best pro paintballers ever

[PerpetualAscent]

@sumthingawsome who the fuck cares about paintballers

[Screenname8]

@PerpetualAscent people who play paintball? idiot.

[GTRudeBoyXX]

Thanks Colbert!!

[soundbombin23]

Stephen Colbert brought me to this vid..

[sickemdudley01]

Colbert Nation, son!

[acealexl]

@voslyn I though colbert was bullshitting

[jgarzautube]

retarded

[imoutofnames1]

Clearly I'm not the only one who immediately looked this up once seeing it on Colbert. Lol!

Colbert bump in action right here.

[feince]

@imoutofnames1 I thought he was fucking with us too, but then I just realized that these idiots are the jokesters. UTB baybay all dayyy!

[gcollins1328]

Colbert sent me

[voslyn]

Thumbs up if you saw this on Colbert report.

[bikimdude]

@voslyn while i saw this on colbert i am not impressed

[lexi8able]

@voslyn colbert brought me here too, still no matter how awesome colbert is, this is probably the dumbest thing i've ever seen

[whitesox287]

how do you join with your own team?

[DaveMSippel]

Ditto Colbert.

[qwckstr12206]

Colbert sent me

[amo22602]

@qwckstr12206 yep...colbert~

[Boustache33]

@qwckstr12206 Colbert Bump

[WesleyDean08]

colbert sent me.

[TripleCharged]

Colbert brought me here

[KanakoYasaka7]

Colbert bump?

[gustavokblo]

It doesn't matter how 'manly' they say or they think they are.

This is just stupid.

Period.

[JoaoPlum]

Se tiver no Brasil quero jogar

[liquidvmusic]

Health and safety would never allow this in the UK...........sad really.

[Nemejester]

starts with this, ends with unreal tournament.

[Austacker]

This is the ultimate 'boys' game.

Absolutely love it!!!!

[NecrorceN]

Poorly wasted energy.

[InquiringDeist]

I want to try this...

[TBaggingSince1990]

..This has got to be the best looking sport ever.. Hell I would even pay for PPV just to watch this shit!

Jesus fucking monkey balls..This looks better than football and any of those other sissy sports.

[SemenTeFoto]

Stupid sport.

[kramplys]

Future EA game?

[toshholly]

Whoever invented this is clearly a genius of some kind

[Deyvison0701]

Fantastic production.... congratulations

[bloodbleeze]

I wanna be an American idiot.... ...

[mojado520]

Yess!

[2101274]

Stupid sport ???? I bet that is what people said when they first came out with football or hockey it's entertainment whether you like it or not u will watch it

[2101274]

I want to play !!!! Put me in !!!

[abesirevic]

1:16

[rob91Harvey]

Burst out laugh at 0:42

[BloodAndThunder00]

The future of sport? Nope. It's the now of stupidity and extinction.

[Devon1798]

this is retarded

[guilhermeguilherme]

WHAT THE F***?

[skbrasil15]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Kennilarsen1]

Don't taze me bro! AAAGGGHH You mothefucker!!!!

[dankbot]

Ok, i dont want play this kind of game. Úh!

[ChrisPawelski]

Holy crap ... tazers, Mad Max refugees, a huge ball!!!!! This sport has everything!

[ikikihh]

why not use knifes instad of tasers?! or guns? damn stupid idea, I can't belive it...

[jhanusproject]

Well, this just plain stupid...

[jeff2112]

E aqui no Brasil não liberam o Tazer nem para os Agentes de Trânsito! kkkkk

[Saraxasm]

All those comments about how stupid America ist... horrible. We are about to witness the future of entertainment. Its just a small step from there to gladiator fights. Prepare yourselfs :)

[TheLinton8er]

MERICA - Fuck yeh...so retarded!

[aleksandar94mkd]

Stupid americans that's all I'm going to say...

[stummer1806]

LAPD must be the undefeated champions.

[karlmel15]

@stummer1806 nah, the niggas LAPD chases are the champs lol

[AntiMatter3000]

@stummer1806 Nah they lost once to the NYPD in a thrilling fashion. 

[troopofdoom3000]

I Imagine Johnny Knoxville & The Jackass Boys are Kicking themselves over the fact that they didnt come up with this...

[wallace2517]

Too dumb to play soccer. Soccer ball too small to kick that why have to come up with giant ball to run around with..Sorry Tazer gun as shock therapy not gonna cure dumbness :P

[LoriKateh]

At the end of the day, each to their own. I am not commenting to downgrade anything, or anyone. The reason I feel I need to comment is this: We exist to survive, we are here on this Earth to develop and enrich each others lives. If you believe that this 'sport' is enacting the previous sentence, so be it. If you don't, well... so be it, I guess.