Sean Cullen - Just For Laughs

[Davrainbow]

Hahaha!!!!!!

[jakebarnes20]

sean cullen is fat and not funny. a combination i never before thought possible

[wheredthemilkgo]

1) That man has no sense of humor.

2) Horse lady is stupid.

[axellover2010]

i saw sean cullen today at our library

[squawkward]

he sounds like Stewie.

[Petsister]

"then if he's still alive" is my favorite line (the first time) mostly because of the delivery

[warlord1981nl]

"You ma'am, you in your colorful shirt depicting two men riding horses together. Weird." lol

[IsolationInstigation]

I remember watching this on Comedy Central. Thanks for uploading this! It brought back memories.

[richroach87]

@dBeauch92 Now are you saying that cuz they'd be speaking French? If so, I wouldn't be an ignorant fuck like yourself and go to a comedy festival where the people didn't speak my language. And if that is not the case and you're just looking to insult someone over the internet by spewing verbal diarrhea acting like you're something special, when it's quite apparent that you're not. Then thank you for taking time from your day to try and get a rise out of me :) Makes me feel good :D

[darkgamer76]

@richroach87 LOL fuck you blackass nigga ur also a racist bastard

[richroach87]

Its cuz theyre in montreal.... damn frenchy canadians

[xTheMarrowOfABonex]

I would laugh at this, but about 10,000 of this thing's views are mine.

I've laughed too much at this delightful man.

[SinuDono]

I MET THIS MAN, AMAZING

[skingt3ch]

OMG, this starts out funny and almost had me in tears at the end laughing... "the food of your choice, will end your life tonight"... omg this guy is great!

[Bboysanchez2009]

TIMON!!!

[ricmetalster]

better show from comedy central presents

[ultiochristi]

is that canadian accent? (i know i´s not really accent, but he strangely mixes up american way of speaking (e.g. lafs instead of luhfs) and precise british pronounciation...

[digiridave380]

@ultiochristi If we did have an accent, that would probably be it.

[poopooonyo12]

neeewman!

[CameronClarkeFilms]

The man to the left of the guy who scares Sean Cullen (at 06:35) looks like Bob Saget.

That is all. This comment is so vital.

[ZeroIsMany]

Thank you so much Diamondfield when I saw this on TV it was cut to around 3-5 minutes =P As a favor I'll give this video a bit of PR as.

[dcheck1971]

he kills. why isn't he touring america? do we really elevate Dane whatever-the-frick over him?? seriously?

[DocOck]

the government should hire this guy to torture people at guantanamo bay he is HARDCORE

[lifeisonebigjoe]

If Zero Mostel and Vince Vaughn ever had a child, this would be him.

[MIKESOWELL]

I read that he played a small part in a 2002 movie about Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis as Jackie Gleason. He does look a lot like a young Gleason...

[obiwattkenobi]

Makes me think of Clay Jetmore

[SeverEnergia]

His show was fucking awesome and its a shame it only was a single season.

[MooseyFate100]

I lol'd at "halfway down your throat, just about where your heart is."

[xomidnightrosesxo]

he would actually make a really good james bond villian hahaha

[7Rohu7]

00:54 till 1:01 hahaha "yes im here" xD hahaha

[Voltora]

Thumbs up if ALL you could think about during the James Bond Villain segment was Lucius Heinous VII XD

[aveyowyns]

Fat men are so much funnier than good looking skinny men - good looking skinny comedians just seam really obnoxious....

[starsshinegreen]

His REM impersonations are priceless :) aaahahaha i love him :)

[the26thhour]

I'm guessing that was Hitler's plan... initially.

[TheGeneralLeeRoks]

what song was he making fun of when he was doing bob dylan?

[phw124]

@TheGeneralLeeRoks

Like a Rolling Stone.

[CobrasVenom]

The guy in the yellow suit behind the "muscley t-shirt" dude appears to be a very humourless man. Is he even alive? He doesn't move an inch!

[MyndPhreakFilmz]

Seans my uncle:)

[natefromcanada]

Peterborough Ontario FTW!

[999zooyork999]

@natefromcanada WOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!

[jbobcat09]

I wish Corky and the Juice Pigs were still around.

[blurpix1]

I love Sean Cullen!

[phoxybrown]

Everything about this man and his comedy is wonderful.

[MangaManiac]

25 people missed the "Like" button

[freakboy1099]

How can i get to know you without going to prison..... that sounds like a line i would use at a bar. sitting down at the bar. talk to some girl....... "hello how can I get to know you know you without going to prison?" it's not sexual harassment that i know of

[haChristy]

I love comedians like Sean, love their random nature. So bloody funny <3

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

ROFL XD

[jjmichaelpat]

somehow he reminds me of peter griffin. o.o he's so funny x] loved the video

[lazy347]

hahahhahahahah bob dylan made me laugh like crazy!!!!!!

[wisker82]

terrible audience

[commanderchaos101]

hes my second cousen not joking

[lakesidepark2112]

Saw him recently in a commercial. He was great in past years hosting The Gemini Awards. Very energetic and always hilarious!

[Buratikati]

edward cullen got notin on him xP

[beatersanchez]

ooh lockjaw!

[DRCsyntax]

Love Cullen

[Nikwuzhere18]

LMFAO this is epic XD

[iaregirl]

My god his REM and Bob Dylan were so perfect XD

[benianbell]

the R.E.M impersonation woz spot on!!!!!

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

@benianbell

YUS!

[Jonah905]

9:36! LMAO

[sonicmouth]

LMAO! Reunite Corky and the Juice Pigs!!

[Rawrzies]

great show, his audience sucks though.

[LiLBoy1221]

agreed!!

[TheJarredMartin]

@Rawrzies More like he does

[hungryhungryhippo77]

9:00 = Ned Flanders

[iamdirectlybehindyou]

omg amazing bob dylan impression

[IdiotSlayer]

Sattelite wughh lazer beam make everybody run, everybody scream...WOULDN'T YOUUU?

So great, I've watched that part a dozen times.

[Aeronius89]

An Enourmouse Horse With Sharp Teeth!!!! LMAO!!!

[livejoker22]

Lol?

[livejoker22]

I'm not O__O!

[HillDueceua]

He didn't do his Simply Sean show this summer on cbc radio. So sad, so, so sad. :' (

[livejoker22]

Frisky, are we?

[WhispersOfEssence]

5:00 - 6:10 is the best IMO

[ellsam123director]

Sean is absolutely hilarious. Last year he had a show every Saturday morning on CBC radio. Unfortunately, not this year. Keep it up Sean.

[LeeJamYam]

He's like an older classier Jonah Hill

[UGoTDZeZ]

awesome voice, verry imaginative

[palmarjp]

Wow.

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

Aaah. Now I see where Bo received the inspiration for his style.

[adlibitur]

reminds me of Jack Black.

[TheDestroyer004]

jack black wishes he was as funny this guy.

[kenllll]

@TheDestroyer004 jack black also wishes he was in bed wid ur mom 

[trentkill]

This shit is fucking hilarious. I can't understand why he wasn't a major comedy star

[2SHEA]

i cant believe he lost to eliza something in last comic standing... (if i'm wrong, correct me! i saw the results in wikipedia :D)

[BabboGuitarist10]

I love this guy..

[wendyful04]

the food of your choice

[IsThisMyName89]

omg 4:07 soo damn funny

[Kojitai1]

Is it me or does this guy sound a hell of a lot like ask a ninja??

[TheLizardLover]

This guy is sodding funny!

[CoNoBi3]

6:45 sounds like jack black tenatious D :P

[Justinized]

It's true lol

[elrapido5150]

Love his REM impression.

[EliseWhatever]

ahahaha :Z he is sooo funny

love the 2nd reason for wanting to be a villan :Z U WILL BE!! LOL!!!!

[lostfan1978]

i loved him as the voice of "canuckles" from the CBC animated canadian clip show series MAPLE SHORTS!!!!

i also miss that show!

[bossebildocktorn]

In what way is this related to Gethsemane sung by Steve Balsamo?

[SeanBlum]

both this and gethsemane are in bo burnham's favorites

[jade3javabean2]

haha this guy is great ive meet him

[allthelonleyppl]

Sean CULLEN.......

woah. awsome last name =)

[WeAllGonnaDieAlive]

okej, good to know.

[alkebest1]

that guy has a siiick imagination:D

[ilovegames1]

thats my uncle lol no joke add me i send vids of him

[lordofdarkness12]

POOPY PANTS! DESTROY HIM POOPY! KILL HIM! USE YOUR POWERS OF POOP! xDDD

[areyoumybuddy]

kinda weird ways to die

[XxVexilZalostxX]

And the food or your choice, will end you life tonight....

[SupMoTrucka]

lmfao

[victorrussinko]

perfect joun stipr impression from REM

[m0d33rf]

the REM part cracked me up xD

[KyokoKonjo]

funny shit dudes and dudettes lmao

[lauralollypop15]

5:55 made me laugh so hard!!!!! bob dylan LOL so perfectly hilarious

[jbxspartan]

He pulled it off so well too

[SeanBlum]

guitarist is very talented to not change the verse music to the chorus music until sean's ready

[muoncatcher]

this is good. this guy is talented!!

[JtheEpic]

no one laughs at him? he's hilarious!

[gyspygitana]

"Ooo, lockjaw."

 haha

[ramnily]

REM nice

[virak100]

he has an amazing voice :D

[freelancergin]

you will feel the pebbly tongues of Greece

[musicaddict333]

i remember he used to have his own personal show called the sean cullen show i think

[kobusinski96fan]

neil young sings for james bond. holy shit.

[XXAlexPanSyXX]

no, he gave it as an example for someone who CULDN'T have a theme song for James Bond.

[XXAlexPanSyXX]

yay, i spelt couldn't wrong.

[kobusinski96fan]

i know. was thinking how it would of sounded thats what i mean.

[argetlamgirl711]

you in the colourful shirt that depicts two men riding horses together...weird.

GENIUS!

[katiepeanut3]

sweet deal

[AdorablyCuteDevil]

LMAO CARROTS!

[tumnus32]

watch the rooftop comedy one of him and babies.

[rushfan227]

DESTROY HIM POOPY, POOPY KILL HIM USE YOUR POWERS OF POOP lol

[VinnyChambers]

Awesome voice

[bradleykillen]

for some reason fat ppl are more funny than little ppl

[DawsonMarlo]

LOL I love Sean Cullen!

No matter how many times I watch this, I always laugh!

[VomitHornet]

I'm in love.

[ArchibaldClumpy]

This is genius more and more every time I watch it.

[obsessiveLEECHlover]

lol hilarious!

ps-i would KILLLL for his last name =]

[CameronClarkeFilms]

Haha, the lady who he gave the oyster heart attack to... she looked REALLY FREAKED OUT.

haha, I love Sean Cullen, He's hilarious.

[mctallstar]

i love his hamish x books! and i would kill for his last name.

[southmonkey525]

wasnt this guy on last comic standing?

[SeanOMatic]

Sean Cullen is the man

[BendItLikeBoner]

IF he's still alive...

[darkoakpaw]

LAMO!!! he is SOO good!

he makes up these songs off hte top of his head, thats friggin amazing!!

[GumbyPokyhearts94]

omg OMG bob dylan immitation is awesome so is REM

[SARUTOBY2341]

acualy there just impressions from when he was with porky and the juice pigs he recycles them over and over again

[speeed0]

AND if he is STILL ALIVE!

AHHAHA

[ThenextBatista]

9:36 AND THEN YOU WILL GO HAAGH!

[junieth444]

Can anyone tell me the chords the guy is playing for the Welcome to my Show song at the begninning?

[guylaine12]

why do all his acts have to have a james bond component somehow???

[BullSH1TProductions]

Whats That R.E.M Song Actually Called

[theeponym]

It's not a real R.E.M. song. He was just mimicking Stipe's style (for some songs).

Off the top of my head it does have some elements that remind me of "The Wrong Child" and "Untitled 11th Song" off the Green album.

[BullSH1TProductions]

Metal teeth eh eh engh

[BullSH1TProductions]

MISTER BOND!!!!!

[tjstrott25]

haha! "shy away, shy away"

[CrimsonPhantom88]

Not really a fan, but he was really good in "The Producers"

[redsoxmb545]

You're not talking about Nathan Lane, are you? Because, if so....that's not him...

[DJR726]

who was he in producers? seriously. i think your thinking of Nathan Lane.

[natefromcanada]

He starred in the Canadian stage verison. That's why people are confused.

[DJR726]

oh awesome

[darch1591]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! R.E.M and Bob Dylan! that was so funny!

[cameronjamison15]

haha

[TehZorzGuy]

when he did the R.E.M. (or whatever i don't know) it sounded so much like weird al

[pancakepuff12]

i totally agree

[cleve1212]

That is some funny stuff. I especially liked Neil Young and Dylan singing Bond theme songs.

[ConnDevi88]

he forgot the i like farms line

[Torrquerrone78]

shy away! shy away! xD

[blimponamission]

I love the fact that he comes up with each "food of your choice" on the spot. Sometimes he stumbles a little bit, but for the most part he continues each train of thought. Very impressive and funny.

[saynotodrug999]

i don't know making it up like that isn't that hard almost anything he would of said would work out its not like everything he said was cleverly created it was just anything that was dangerous + food i don'tknow i just didn't find him that good his improve was ok

[revetup]

Not only a brilliant improv comic, but a wonderful author! Check out his Hamish X series (written for youth, but entertaining for all--he makes you have a new appreciation for footnotes!)

[punkhippe]

my god this man is great