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  • Im german and Im rotflmao in real life.

  • whats this where is the welsh accent we gotte best accent

  • FUCK GERMAN

  • GERMAN!! i vote 4 u.

  • Crap!

    Germans don't sound like that.

  • press 7

    ur welcome XD

  • 0:13

  • ??? "dinner...dann sex...arsch angraben/angrabschen" ???

  • Racism.

  • This made my day!

  • According to Vogue Magazine... sexist male accent...French////// sexist female accent... USA Southern.

  • haaaaa nice

  • Am I the only one who wanted to hear the other aswell? :D

  • Aw but I wanted to hear what the one playing Sweden had to say. ;P

  • that guy knows that the show in which he is is shit and has to be cheated xD

  • OMG I laughed so hard German so sexy

  • lol. Wtf is Assen Graben? I'm German and that word does not exist to my knowledge. Still funny.

  • WOOO AUSSIE ACCENT WERE SEXY CUNTS !!!

  • ASSEN GRABBEN!

  • one oft hundred vids with "fake-german" any idiot can speak a few english words. but the americans & british people not a (1!) german word correctly.

    how bizarre !!!

  • @moodytraxxx u mad bro?

    

  • @moodytraxxx I'm British and I speak German but its true about the Americans

  • @wobblynobs Nice to hear, Hope springs eternal! ;D THX

  • @wobblynobs I'm American and I speak very good German..

  • @moodytraxxx Probably because English is so prevalent and easily accessible to other foreign countries with things like music and movies. It's like how Scots can understand American slang better than the other way around. If German was the main language of America, it would likely be the other way around for a country like England. ;)

  • i am german and i find this.... realy funny ^^

  • @ramzteklo Squirrel.

  • @ramzteklo agree... DAS IST KOMISCH haha ;)

  • HI I like dinner... And sex.. And ASSNGRABBIN!

  • LOL YEEAH German sounds really annoying! XD

  • haha silly germans......

  • The irony to me is that the accent sounded rather tyrolean. :-)

  • Spanish and Italian are the languages of romance, I don't know about accents when speaking English....

  • Hahahha

  • wie sehr mir die ammis und engländer mit ihrer dreckigen weltsicht auf die nerven gehen, man sollte anfangen deutsch an deren schulen zu unterrichten um deren verblendung einhalt zu gebieten, stupid england- stupid amerika

  • @wigglebuman Deutsch ist in mein schule gelehrt. Wir sind nicht alle Unwissenden Arschlöcher. Es gibt ein paar, Unglücklicherweise.

  • @sockschappercat

    America is such a terrible country -_- i wouldnt life there for a billion money.

  • @MrandMrslama Just live there for a day, take the money, and then go wherever you want.

  • @MrandMrslama True. I've visited the US a couple of times and, although the scenery is nice, a lot (not all, admittedly) of people are arrogant, brash and ignorant. Whether that is just in New York and San Francisco, I don't know, but I think I can safely assume that it isn't, considering the distance between those two cities.

  • this is funny but in reality, german women do have the sexiest accents by far, check out Jordan Carver and tell me you don't want to fuck her based on voice alone, then look at her chest lol

  • The scottish :')

  • Seems legit.

  • HITLER!

  • asshen graben? thats closer to dig for ashes than to grab ass

  • wtf did a english try to sound german ^^ im german and didnt understand a word, hillarious :D

  • was bitte will er mir jetzt mit "essen graben" sagen?

  • This dude looks very familiar, he's an actor, I've seen him in a few movies. He just did what he was paid to do...

  • Assengraben? DATE ME.

  • at least he was honest

  • haha I love Germany! xD

  • Yes, because we all know the german people start every sentence with "ja"!

  • i am german

  • @atap81 WNo 1 cares

  • that wasnt the best scottish accent

  • Aussie accent sounded extremely watered down o.o

  • @TheGirlbuscus The way he pronounced the 'r' at the end of 'dinner' was not Australian, the rest was ok.

  • is this suppost to be a joke?......

  • I have never heard a less Scottish sounding Scottish person in my life.

  • Aschengraben ? "German" :DD

  • Hahaha!!!

  • he isn't even saying german words ^^ you english talking people are a funny lot sometimes

  • YAH, I EATZ, DINNA, DEN SEX, ASSEN GRABEN

  • @Jarlaxle2121 XDDDDDD

  • Why can't Scottish people speak properly?

  • @karezza6 Am scottish, It just depends on where in scotland your from,

    Inverness has better english speakers , than anywere england

  • I´m German, and this is funny!

  • I could be gay for the German guy...

  • FANTASTICHE WUNDERBAR JAHHHHHH!

  • @lil796

    im german, living in the us, and i laughed my ass off

  • Germans have ugly accents

  • LOOOOLLL

  • hahahaha

  • wow, seriously? I can understand that it's funny for you to think that all Germans speak like that, but have you ever thought about that it actually HURTS the German people (like me) that speak English fluently without a German accent because we studied our butt off? Thanks a lot. Really.

  • @lilli796 Okay, so you've mastered a foreign language. Now you just need to work on that sense of humour a bit...

  • @HAHAdom sorry, my sense of humour ends there. after being bullied for one year because of my German accent (I still had it then, the bullying was my reason to get rid of it) I don't laugh at this kind of thing anymore.

  • @lilli796 That story really tugs at the heart strings -__- There's no point in you trying to make people feel bad about laughing at this brand of humour, because it's not going to stop. If you were so weak-minded that you let people's comments about your accent actually hurt your feelings, then you must have the emotional stability of a drunk 12 year old girl.

  • @HAHAdom You know what? I am not trying to make you feel bad about it. Everyone can never be pleased at the same time. And you know what? It doesn't hurt my feelings, not anymore. But it did – when I was 12 years old. I was commenting that, because I know that other people still get hurt by these comments. And you can't really expect everyone to have a good emotional stability.

  • @lilli796 Yes, you're right. I can't expect everyone to have "a good emotional stability", but I most definitely can point it out when people don't, so that they can try to improve it.

  • @HAHAdom Yeah, I figured. :) And this could help a lot of people... And if you want to help people with it, maybe try making a nicer approach to it. :)

  • @lilli796 hahahaha your post was almost as funny as the Germanian guy in the video! =) Good work hehe

  • @SirGoshy Well, I was actually serious but glad I made you laugh. ;)

  • @lilli796 Maybe Germans like u should get a SENSE OF HUMOUR

  • @Shiftee88 maybe you would feel the same as I do if your country was the one being picked on.

  • @lilli796 Well actually English people can laugh at ourselves. Maybe u should try and and give the stick up your ass a break.

  • @Shiftee88 Then maybe you should try minding your language. End of conversation.

  • @lilli796 but still havnt developed a sense of humor i see...

  • So which is the sexiest accent? :D

  • What show was this?

  • wie geil.ich rauche heilkraut

  • Haha :D Poor Germany, u have to endure so much :)

  • @yellstrom tell me about it :/

  • @Mulieri7: Well, you don't whine about it at all, and that's admirable. I think Germany have to take too much crap today because of ww2. I mean, no one in Germany alive today had something to do with all that, so why bitch about it? :)

    Regards from Sweden.

  • @yellstrom I'm telling you...

  • @lilli796: Yeah, it has to get old for you Germans to be ridiculed all the time. It's one thing to make fun of your language, but when i grew up, you'd shot Germans in EVERY computer game out there and I have never heard a German ever complain about it, mighty strong of you.

    Regards from Sweden.

  • @yellstrom Well, I sure would have complained about it, if I knew those games or grew up at that time. I can understand why you're laughing, because to you German may sound hilarious, but somehow everybody has to realise we don't shout like that all the time. The thing is, because of German History (and by that I refer mostly to WWI and WWII), as soon as Germany does as much as being proud of our country, others think that we may go Nazi again. That's why nobody never says anything.

  • @lilli796: Yeah, I agree. It's too bad, you got alot to be proud of.

  • @yellstrom Yes, but Sweden also has. I've always admired the Swedish diplomacy and the friendly people. I have been living in Sweden for three and a half years now, and your country is really beautiful. You're the ones that should be proud.

  • @lilli796: I am very proud of Sweden :) U live here? Nice! Where?

  • @yellstrom Jag bor nära Borås. ;)

  • Its funny. German people can't say squirrel.

  • @kieran369 LOL

  • @kieran369 then go say "eichhörnchen" which is the german translation of squirrel -.-

  • @MusiicMonkey you are right, i know a lot of germans speak good english but only 2 americans who speak german

  • @kieran369 I'm german... and I can say squirrel^^

  • hahahahahahahahahaha

  • Ok, so apparently germans always yell and have the strongest accents...what is it with these stereotypes?

  • @Silv3rsign some deserved, most not.

  • haha fan vad bra

  • Heil hitler!

  • @XSoulStormX not fucking funny -.-

  • YAH! ICE, DINNER, DANCE-SEX, ASS GRAB + Hands gesture*. He won. LOLL

  • @11ledzepp that "ice" sounds more like AIDS

  • @redpenphantom Really, who cares.

  • Humour based on stereotypes is dreadful.

  • it's official, german is the sexiest accent

  • @ThatAnnoyingINTJKid Definitely . Amen to Rammstein. :)

  • :')

  • lol her face at end XD

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  • asshen graben!!!!!

  • @crazycucumberbros ??? you`r german?

  • @crazycucumberbros is that supposed to mean "Arschgrabschen?"

  • my oh my... Germans, shouting, blah, blah, blah... the fact is, they don't talk like that. that's just a funny line. XD before you start such discussion, listen to some German stand up comedians, they are amazing, making fun out of everything, and I see no one throwing sticks and stones at them. :)

  • Australian pronounce the letter 'R' in dinner? 

  • Ja eits! Dinna Dancex assengrabben! lololololol

  • hahaha

  • Ignorant American Scum!

  • Anyone who has been on an international train in germany knows that this is exactly how they sound. Very VERY commanding.

    I dont speak german but a slam-opened cabin door and "PASSERKONTROLL!!!!" with two armed guards kind of makes you stand in salute and march on the spot at the same time, all the while thinking "have I hid the drugs?? -Wait! i dont DO drugs!"

  • I am German and I have to say fuck yes we talk like this!

  • @1poiuztrewq2 thats not a good thing u german cunt fuck off and suck hitler off u dirty nazi wanker.

  • @shlong456 What's wrong with you, Chav? Did u run out of welfare?

  • german: assen-grabben!

    woman: o_o

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  • why is there a swedish flag in the beginning?, our accent is horrible :P

  • lol YAY GERMAN GUY

  • i heard the german guy said " i like sex en grabenn"

  • lol don't be silly guys... of course Germans sound like this

  • we in germany always scream at each other :D:D:D

  • ROFL WAFFLE WUNDERBAR!!!!!!!!!

  • germans have way sexier accents when they want to :3

  • Assn-grabbn

  • sounds like a gay borat on ecstasy trying to speak german, as no one in german history has ever talked like that. but truly hilarious anyway. hahahahaha

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  • Hahahaha!!!!! I hope the German won.

  • hahaaa oh god im german and that video is so funny XD

  • Well at least the german is the only honest one :)

  • omg, i think i laught so hard, the sound of my laught came out of my anus.

    Some germans talk like that, really. I once was in Germany and i asked someone where i could find the closest resturant. He respond in German, just like that..

  • @ediz911 Were you in Bavaria? Then, I believe it. But the AVERAGE German really doesn't talk like that. xD

  • No doubt, germans talk EXACTLY that way.

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  • aesengrabbien :)

  • Lol, so funny! But I want to hear the italian accent too XD I think we italian have the worst accent in the world

  • Er sagt: "Erst Dinner, dann Sex. Arsch angraben!" ^^

  • haha :D

  • why always get it wrong XD all german exchange student at my school have a nasaly kind of accent but not in a bad way surprisingly hehe

  • my girlfriend is german and i can assure you this is EXACTLY how ALL germans talk ALL the time.

  • @wubs23: and your comment is EXACTLY how all brain damaged americans comment, that don't know the difference between German and Austrian.

  • @redpenphantom funny. because im not american but dutch, and i do know the difference between german and austrian, and my girlfriend IS from germany.. its a joke dude, take it easy retard.

  • @wubs23: so you register yourself falsely under United States, lie about having a girlfriend cuz your gay, laugh at your own "so called" jokes and call others a retard? STFU piss head before I make you.

  • @redpenphantom i didnt do that. i set my location to worldwide, that it automatically becomes new york is not my problem. Given your extremely retarded comments, i am led to believe you yourself are american, gay, retarded and most certainly not worth any more time.

    have fun being a troll, douchebag.

  • @wubs23: how convenient but nevertheless it's hilarious that you call someone else retarded when your comments can only come from an offspring where his dad and mom are brother and sister. LMAO dickhead. :D

  • @wubs23 Well said :L

  • @redpenphantom And you are a perfect example of someone who clearly can't read the word GERMAN that was on the screen!

  • @DopeyDopeification: well, you definitely have the right nick "Dopey".... lol Before barking, learn to read English and what I said in the 1st place.

  • @redpenphantom Are you saying Austrians have a better sense of humour than Germans? :')

  • @Morpholomewy: Are you all from the same family to put words in my mouth? But to answer your question, Austrians have a great sense of humour, so have Germans and I appreciate a sense of humour that has substance and wit but the "sense of humour" some claim to have here is simply that of a 2 year old and only laughable for being pathetic.

  • @redpenphantom Agreed. I've been to Austria and Austrians don't shout when they talk. Besides that one Austrian teen who was cussing at his dad, but I have a friend that lives in Vienna, and him and his mom don't shout. It's hard to communicate in English though.

  • @Rocket51515: Thank you. That's all what I was saying but seems that wubs23 had to call his gay fan-club that are as ignorant as he is to help him out.

  • @redpenphantom no, you started throwing insults to me and other people that i dont know. obviously they replied. at no point was i being serious, as any sane person could tell. I honestly dont understand whats wrong with you for being such a troll, but my girlfriend is really german and ive been there loads of times and i know that they dont yell. there, satisfied?