CAD The Annotated Series Episode 9

[ColonialOctopus]

slide whistles

ACTUAL SLIDE WHISTLES, MOTHER OF FUCK

[nopushbutton]

CAD with NO WORDS?

What!?

[douboymkIII]

this miscarriage of humour is an absolute abortion.

Its staggering what the poisoned womb of the internet can spawn

[BBPhobia]

wtf did i just watch.......

[Plagueflea]

HE SURE MADE SURE THIS WAS DONE RIGHT

[castratedcat]

I lost it at the slide whistle

[MidnightSun308]

At first I thought it was crap, then I heard the silly sounds! Hooray for silly sounds! I must display my enormous outpouring of emotion!

B^UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[w4rr10r11]

I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE ANNOTATIONS!!! THIS IS FUCKING NUTS!!!!

[pHr33kAcHu]

This shit makes Newgrounds look like Pixar.

[pHr33kAcHu]

HOOOOOSE CUM BORT wtflmao!

[Cavan002]

Okay, I laughed at every slide whistle-related annotation.

[UncleT0uchy]

my sides.



[sunset261]

all those people for animation? harry partridge could shit this out in his sleep!

[TheBlackYousa]

The annotations are funnier than the actual video, what is this

[harizotoh7]

The animation is somehow worse in this episode. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!

[CommanderPayne]

"Oh the classic "helicopter riddles a guy with bullets gag'" originally perfected by Groucho Marx."

Fucking brilliant

[pat678457]

That was the worst of the worst.

[Christhefireshark]

He attempted to avoid B^U based comedy, and this happened. BRING BACK THE WORDS!

[darkwee009]

....

Good God, this makes Disaster Movie look like Austin Powers! I mean, what the hell is the parody in this episode? This makes no damn sence! The characters of the strip (even though COMBINED, they have the personality of a rock) don't even appear!

[Alvamalex]

at least you didnt pay for WORDS

[maddog050]

wait....this is the ENTIRE episode?

[Gonaho]

@maddog050 Of which 50% consists of the intro and outro and the other 50% is WORD WORDS WORDS. That's Bum Tickley for you.

[vortigaunt911]

FYI, I believe it's supposed to be Battlefield 2142 they're "parodying".

[maddog050]

@vortigaunt911

Yes.

[akeel456]

I love these annotations. Fuck you and your intelligence.

[videogamenostalgia]

Every time a slide whistle is heard, Buckley sends a picture of his penis to a 13 year old girl...

[notxactlyluki]

I can't stop laughing. It's physically painful.

[DiosGX]

I've seen most of this atrocity of a series solely for the annotations, and a morbid interest at the effort put into this. It just so happens it's shit in the end, but... this episode is just a fucking mess. I feel like less of a human being for simply knowing it exists.

[MandibleMuge]

Annotations are officially worse than the actual series.

i sed miscarrujh! i maed a funi!!!!11!!!!1

[Avirosb]

@MandibleMuge It is spelled miscarriage, and it's no laughing matter.

And I feel ya, I'm more of a "Jackie" person myself.

[MandibleMuge]

@Avirosb I mispelled it on purpose, a long with several other words, in order to represent the stupidity of the annotations made for this series.

[Avirosb]

@MandibleMuge Ah, I see. But don't you think that maybe the annotations work in a similar fashion? That they are used to emphasize the overall stupidity of the cartoon, and by extension the webcomic? After all, Tim Buckley is the guy who trivialized a miscarriage. I don't think people are making fun of miscarriages, but rather he who thought it'd be a good idea to introduce drama in a comic about "gamers".

[MandibleMuge]

@Avirosb A lot of them are intentionally half-witted to expose the similar trait of our good friend Mr. Buckley here, but sadly, quite a few are not, and are simply pathetic jumps onto the bandwagon. Frankly, I don't see how he trivialized the idea of a miscarriage at all. The reason the strips are mocked is because they were so serious (and thus, out of place in a humorous comic) not because they treated it lightly. I dunno, I never objected to that storyline when I read the comic alone.

[ojalaqueque]

3:55 to credits; this is so bad is insulting

[KaliumMusic]

LAR DESOUZA DID THE STORYBOARD?? What the fuck man, I thought you were a talented artist D:

Apparently nobody involved with this crap made it out with any dignity left.

[TheFreemDeem]

Wait hang on... did @beeupyou post this just so it can be abused? What the fuck? Why?

[Avirosb]

@TheFreemDeem AB^Used cartoons are often much harder on the viewer than on Blind Ferret Entertainment.

It also doesn't necessarily turn you into a sad, depressed sack of tears for the rest of your life. People move past it.

[abaltovtin]

Only the massive amount of text covering up the screen saved me from a miscarriage.

A miscarriage of justice.

[RTCWFanta]

my god this is fucking terrible

[bartov]

That Tim Buckley is both a hoot and a holler, I tell you what!!!

[bealtespip123]

Damn. This is the worst episode of CAD. And that's saying A LOT!

[bobobobo568]

Slide Whistles are often harder on the parachute than the parachutist

[MSkull01]

. . . People paid for this?

[Terjay]

Jesus motherfucking christ! This is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen and I've seen a few.

[bealtespip123]

Oh ho ho ho ho!! Ethan you little SCAMP!

[Dimeinurear]

I >KIND OF< get this, it shows the tendancies of people when you play a lot of online games.

Still horribly shitty delivery that offers zero humor and no plot.

[ratchet1215]

On a scale of 0 to 10, it's Abortion.

[MDKrinkels]

What infuriates me is that Blind Ferret god PAID to do this. I shit out better flash than this for free.

[LatiaIam]

THIS SHOW A GIRL WHO LIKES VIDEO GAMES WOAH THERE

[DiosGX]

I went to the website for this series and laughed as I saw them trying to escape the TV, lol

[fowad27]

this is terrible, even for buckley.

[MetalShadowX]

Oh wow. Usually I play devil's advocate and try and tell myself people overreact to the badness of things, but no, they're right. This series is absolute shit.

[Danerd9]

WTFUUUUUUUU THERES BETTER SHIT ON NEWGROUNDS

[Rivalinfantry]

okay what the fuck ive been watching theese hoping that maybe just maybee theey came close to a good idea once. WTF was this shit? that doesnt even qualify to be on youtube. this shit doesnt even qualify as shit, actually a video of literal shit would have been more interesting

[theneutraldoctor]

Waitasec...There's no cold open this time? B^Uckley's shown some mercy and spared us from more episode? YAHOO LESS SUFFERI--

Wait, it's one of these...

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-----

[dragongod467]

People paid money for this.

As in actual currency.

As in something that could be used to feed starving people in third-world countries.

[DayBreakization]

I never thought that I would miss the WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

[therealhomor]

This is supposed to be battlefield 2142.

It's just that the animation is so terrible you can't even tell.

[Cowberg]

First time I saw this, I thought it was a piss take episode... But this is really B^Uckley's... work?! Fuck.

[hglazmv2]

OH MAN THE ANIMATION IS SO AMAZING SO SMOOTH AND GRACIOUS

[MTqzq]

When you think about it..

There is actually better animations on newgrounds and shit, made by people like us.

[mystrythng]

... what the hell just happened there?

[akeel456]

This episode is actually depressing to watch.

[Rezius]

It's actually "parodying" BF2142.

Just thought I'd let you know.

[DarkSlayerDS]

rofl

[GeneralJazza]

Dem Annotations

[velcor]

I never thought Buckley would be such a scammer.

[grit1]

Oh god, the comments. I can't stop laughing, it hurts so much. Thank you guys for this awesome time

[mysticcrimson]

Does he know how to make a joke let alone a video?

[HerpDerp90]

Bum Tickley

B^U

[ReloadPsi]

I thank all the annotators for their fortitude. The lack of humour normally makes me watch the other episodes to heckle them, but fuck me, this was wearily dull.

[stormfox1]

Lol "This has been an official Tim Buckley tech demo!"

[JulesBondTF2]

SO´GUYS WHENS THE JOKE

[AlphaWeapn]

A - B - O - R - T

I fucking love you guys

[stickman4EVA]

AWESOME-

GOOD-

OK-

BAD-

TERRIBLE-

SHITTY- normal cad episodes

UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING RETARDED STEAMING PILE OF SHIT- This Episode.

seriously, I don't get how ANYONE could produce something like this.... did they honestly think people would find it funny?

[TheMrNamefag]

It's almost as if Tim knows how fucking terrible his shit is, so he just takes advantage of his fans low expectations and shitty tastes. I'm not usually the person to say shit like, "My tastes are superior to yours." But my tastes are better than antone who finds this shit to be entertaining. Also, miscarriages, hundreds of them.

[PerfectGlitch]

Miscarriage jokes are always funny.

ENTIRE TEAM IS MISCARRIAGED BABIES

[xscoot]

The guys at Penny Arcade must love this video!

You know, because it drives more viewers to their site instead of the CAD site.

[PowerSmoothie]

LOL BUCKLEY YOU SO FUNNY

[LouieAlsaidi]

That's the joke

[TheSeventhChild]

Just so you know, it's parodying BF2142. It's still not funny.

[JustDisappointed]

Whoever quoted the The Critic, I love you so much

[gaddayum]

@JustDisappointed Wait a minute... penguins can't fly... PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!

[ratchet1215]

Seriously? This is a thing. Like...this exists. This awful, steaming turd of a thing exists. How is it that this is even real? That people expect us to find this ENTERTAINING? This is like the TEXTBOOK EXAMPLE of how to make an awful, awful flash animation. AND TIM BUCKLEY MAKES HIS GODDAMN LIVING OFF THIS SHIT. To be fair, not even the normal CAD animated series is this bad. This was a special breed of bad. It's hard not to think it was made to be this fucking terrible on purpose.

[GiantPugTV]

NFTTAJA,or Nuts!Forgot to tell a joke again!

[Parkerkun]

What the B^Uck is this crap

[predking]

That was a god damn episode?

[Poppleganger]

I wish I could vote down specific annotations.

[Korolev61]

HOOOOOOOOOORSE CUM!

[SaberScorpion]

For the guys who don't know what game it is: It's Battlefield 2142.

[iburnedthedinner]

I would sooner eat my own genitals than pay for that

[Dadevster2]

OOPS I FORGOT TO TELL A JOKE

[genofreek]

@Dadevster2 Story of B^U's life

[bicostp]

@Dadevster2 The punchline is violence.

[HeavyMetal1981Fan]

This was so bad, it wasn't even funny.

sadface,jpg

[senfood]

I'm done after the fucking whistle sound effect. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

[ElleRoni]

uuuuuurrggghh

[krilc]

I'm still confused.

They blew up their OWN ship?

They were clearly fighting the red / black guys....did buckley and an entire team of animations really forget their own colour schemes?

Oh and: B^U

[sleighte]

holy fuck i've never laughed so hard hahhahhahahah

[Terjay]

GODDAMN SHIT NUGGETS!

[mattlycra]

bee circumflex you

[mariuslecter]

B^U b^u b^u. B^U b^u B^U!!!

[coisamorta]

my face hurts from laughing

[BalmafulaLanando]

what

[Bowmore]

Fuckley why are you still trying

just give up already, CAD will never be anything more than a shitty webcomic and you'll never have anything CAD-related on the scale of PAX

[DrBob66]

views: 374

"sorry, 378 annotations have been added to this video, this is the max limit"...

also, i agree with whoever said "wtf game is this trying to copy", i didnt even see that it was bf2142 until like 3:30 in

[supaflyjohnson]

Comedic timing? WHAT'S THAT

[iherduliek]

holy shit that was fucking awful even with annotations

SLIDE WHISTLE WOOOO

[doomexe]

Normally Fuckley only forgets the joke.

Now, it seems he has forgotten to put in anything that isn't shit.

[jmr48080]

What just happened here?  Something happened to me and I don't like it.

[samuraikarasu]

Not enough words.

[11AgentOrange11]

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME OP

[SpiritOfAir]

why would anyone pay money for this ;____;

[Reaprar]

God even with the annotations.. I had trouble making it through to the end.

[coltsfan62]

@Reaprar The annotations always get me through, because when people make fun of other people, I laugh. Especially when they deserve it.

[Timall89]

HOW CAN FUCKLEY EVEN THINK THIS IS GOOD

HELL HOW CAN ANYONE THINK THIS IS GOOD

I don't think the animated series can get any worse than this.

[MrUnbeatable1]

That... That was almost unwatchable. Hell, it was unwatchable.