How To Date The Waitress

[TheSomethingWeird]

I thought this was gonna be something 'It's always sunny in Philadelphia' related.

[edmac969]

this guy is full of shit. he bangs men whats he know. All you have to do is talk to her be genuine and funny tip her well and leave a note with your number. If your convo was engaging and you dont look like the guy in the video she will call.

[SaveTheWheat]

As in, Y chromosome shrinking is connected highly to the fact that males (and lots of females too, almost as a mimicry) are acting in psychotic sex-based self-preservation.

I am not throwing stones. In fact, just saying DON'T PANIC. It's ok. We're all here now and that's what matters. Don't worry so much about "bagging" girls. You really don't need that...well...baggage?

[SaveTheWheat]

And why did YouTube suggest this vid right after I watched a news report on the Y chromosome shrinking? Oh my DOG!!!!! Seriously, I will never forget this.

[SaveTheWheat]

God damn this is sad.

Just *neg* her. DUH.

Maybe she's petite. So say something to her like "How short are you?"

Then she can look at your crotch and say "I was just about to ask you the same thing."

lmao

(No I don't think dicks are one-size-fits-all, but you asked for it. So either start being interestingly intellectual and such or just go back to reading your copy of "The Game" for the 18th time.

[FrazierDayton]

Be a real man, pull out your johnson and impress her immediately

[stewthedeluxe]

man. really? i can't believe i just watched this. what lame advice.

[KILLERTX95]

this guy knows what he is talking about, i wouldn't go so bold as to ask her to sit down... but to get a woman, it doesn't matter what you look like, as long as you have balls, personality and a source of income, you wont be single for long :)

[whowhathuh]

Psycho move!!

[HDvideosaregood]

Ummm, this is quite a specific hypothetical.

[oknasob]

This is actually pretty good!

[SpinalTapUK]

Just seems way too complicated.

[Quartrez]

arkady39 gives much better tips than this guy.

[Quartrez]

Might as well just straight out ask her on a date, without all that bullshit that might make her think you're a fucking psycho XD

[rivlean8]

can we see? lol

[mkstunner]

what's wrong with the guy who is wearing sunglasses? lol

[LLMelvinL]

Or just give her a tip.

[Tickets9840338920875]

Thanky showbiz

[kurtophecles]

That's the worst attitude ever. Only a douchebag would do shit like that.

[jaacer53]

give it a try, it worked



[SexyN0Jutsu]

how about you actually show us, it can even be staged. all i'm hearing is bla bla bla

[JonJwhittaker]

to be fair, that is actually quite good - joke around with her but keep serious and let her relax.

I am a waiter so I know a few waitresses and im sure that will work but you need to keep on her level dont be too cocky and not too shy and you will be fine :)

[Burghlax]

That wont always work

[novaboi24]

@Burghlax nothing "always" work.

[Burghlax]

@novaboi24 Wont even work most of the time

[novaboi24]

@Burghlax NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE IT'S NOT >:O

[spadedz]

Maybe???

[Quartrez]

Better yet, when she comes over to your table, she says :

"What do you want ?"

Then you ask : "Are you on the menu ?"

She says "no"

Then you say "I'm ready to negotiate, I'm rich !"

Then she'll offer you a price, now offer a tad lower than the real price you want, she'll then offer you the price you want, you say "OK, but we have to date tonight"

And she'll be like "OK"

That's how you date a waitress.

[nameoffeather]

lol too overly simplified. To hook up with a waitress just go often to same place make friends with the establishment. Slowly and gradually build it up wtf with this get laid quick bs.

It is just like get rich quick scams!

Real things take time, Not bam wham tricked her into bed with me! nonsense!

[159256547]

DO IT !!!!!!