Secret Russian Technology

[boobengarden666]

imagine putting a wrecking ball on that

[1deadfoot]

yeeeeeeeee



[rich79191]

what,? an excavator paddling!?!? LOL!

[billy007rodaway]

@rich79191 thats right..thats all it is...

[oburgcrime777]

This is Skolkovo, you know.

[gostrik]

Крутяк !!! Ребя на рыбалку гребут!))

Super-fucking amer

[bobb22ful]

@gostrik FUCK YOU ZHID!

[crazyled2101]

row row row the boat...

[zvone151]

fishing?



[TheKC1ML]

LOL, Man, I hope the rest of the world gets this technology.

[adenadmaen]

I dont get it....

[krausserful]

наш народ выйдет из любой ситуации. Потому и в ВОВ победили

[omagunna]

hes doin the back hoe stroke

[blackyx9]

xDD best , die russen habns drauf :DD .. Molotsi Ruskije ! ;)

[forhumanityman]

i don't know what i saw

[MrPookah777]

transformer?

[smithdizzy78]

eto normalno! Bce obweechaiot! maya grammatika plohaya! izviniteyeh!

[zaibaco]

а что вы хотите? Нанотехнологии, чтоб их!

[grandrusenko]

That's a new engine, I hope its not eat to much...

[Ozimantius]

Смейтесь смейтесь. Мы так до Нью-Йорка доплывем :D

[beenox123]

@Ozimantius I never learned Russian (I'm Bulgarian) and I understood everything and ROFLMAO!!

[xmanmarkk]

@Ozimantius Но они не знают что в барже...

[Tihamah5]

They are making a movie about gozilla, thats all.

[bentot188]

its the lochness monster that defected to Russia

[ProstoMorro]

"lol lol lol lol lol AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHhhhhhhhhhhh­aakhee khee khee ..... FUCKING AMERICANS !!! DYE !

[kirov1010]

Порадовал... megalol

[XeyeXofXlynxX]

HAHhahahahh hahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

[CTumyL]

This is no russia

[LH2OLH2O]

niiice llooooll



[oldfart387]

That was FUNNY!

[Super9w]

Hahahahah

[babybear161]

omg this is amazing lol

[ox2cef]

thats why we undefetable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VideoPlusAlg]

GGGGooooooooooooooDDDDDDDD

[arminxxxbeast]

how is that secret thats a crane for construction

[theapocalyps1627]

@arminxxxbeast it's called sarcasm

[equ32]

Ну а что , поприколу , заодно и рыбу к ужину притащит )

[MrGangstaMen]

=]Einshtein

[Vipersfinger]

it is not Russia!!!

[NastyNatey]

in Soviet Russia Boat paddles you.

[straitpimpeN]

you motherfucker!!! lol, over 60% of americans own guns and kill living things for fun . you wanna have at it comrad, jump! we have nukes too . you motherfucker!!!

[Fervian1]

Thats not Russia idiots =D

[SAMIMYS]

in Soviet Russia everything can swim.

[JJusty1]

:DD 

[Barra7482]

О, блин! Видели??!! Хрен вы нас когда победите!

[Roofius2]

its ukraine

[andruhaua]

Hey itll take us 20 hours to get to destination. For america it ll take 30hours. Suck on that.

[BiviZ]

This is not Russia. Dat Ukraine

[PotaDOS200]

And vodka

[MrPoldekrosmol]

face it: the russia military is the strongest (in drinking)

russia has 2749 aircrafts, 200 of them can fly... if there is a pilot sober enough:p

hmm russia first 3 things if i think about russia: ugly guys, cars made to fall apart and more ugly guys

[mishokorlov]

@MrPoldekrosmol How do you know that you motherfucker?

[MrPoldekrosmol]

@mishokorlov just intelegence my friend, some ppl have it, other think they have it.

And i am sorry but i do not have sex with my mother, so i am not a motherfucker :p

[mishokorlov]

@MrPoldekrosmol Well maybe not motherfucker but you certainly acting like one!!!!!!!!Will you leave us russians alone we'v been through a lot and now we are doing well, But America not laughing anymore default is coming to your economy so maybe very soon you might find out what is like to suffer !!!!!!

[MrPoldekrosmol]

@mishokorlov 1: i was just joking, boring russians -.- if you can't laugh, go drink some wodka and trow some snowball or something.

2: I am not even american, and i dont like to be compared to one.

3: I am sorry my friend but i dont think you know a load about the economy in the world, Russia is interresting for companies, but the country itself? Most important export: Oil, natural gas, coal and wood. Most imprtant import: food. Food you can grow, Russia's oil is shinking. Good luck dreaming.

[shivator]

@MrPoldekrosmol yes u have

[humbertozm77]

its no longer a secret

[PotaDOS200]

Sorry RE: over 1 billion active military air craft

[PotaDOS200]

Rasosteva we gots our selves over 1 billion active military of which 91% are the combat type ready for use whenever we want besides look for a few videos of the f35 and f22 so in my book we are technologically more advanced and have more aircraft than you which makes us ( the USA) more powerful. But I will complement you on your ability to build a rocket you got dat down for sure:)

[rebelxtx]

ahaha I doubt that any"secret russian technology" would be on youtube. Nobody brags about their secret weapons on youtube, doing so is just plain stupid; out of their minds.

[MrMotortech]

you broke bitches!



[mishokorlov]

@MrMotortech Well we are not broke anymore !!!!You motherfucker!!!

[rasosteva]

Russian army the best in world.Greatings from Serbia.

поздрав за браћу Русе од Срба--....

[MrGekson]

Романтический круиз по реке на экскаваторе.

[rasosteva]

Russia have 10000000 times stronger army than lithuania.

Russian army strongest in world..

greetings for all Russian brothers from Serbia

[Polydynamix]

@rasosteva Actually Russia has the 5th strongest military in the world, they are actually behind france, the uk, china, and the u.s.

[rasosteva]

@Polydynamix

behind uk and france..hahahhahahahahhahahahh­ahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahah­ahahha

[Polydynamix]

@rasosteva I know, it's pretty sad huh?

[rasosteva]

@Polydynamix

you americans are really stupid..

russia have 2,749 aircrafts .

and you think that france and uk,us have better army.

russian technology has better,russian aircrafts are best,russian tanks are the best,russian everything are best.

support for Russia from Serbia

[Polydynamix]

@rasosteva Thats why the rag tops whipped their asses and then stole their tanks, tried using those tanks against the US, and the USA lit em up.

Russia is trying so hard to say to the world "look world, we're still big and scary" but everyone on earth knows they're old news. It's a shame that people like you won't let it end with dignity, but instead keep screaming for attention. "Russia number 1" right? who are you trying to convince?

[rasosteva]

@Polydynamix

MIG-29 better than F-16

MIG-29OVT better than F-16,F-18,F-22,F-35

SU-37 better than all us aircrafts.

SU-47 BERkUT better than all

SU T-50 pak fa better then all.

i have 1 question:

do you really think that are France,UK and us army better than Russian...

[Polydynamix]

@rasosteva I think the UK and the US are better than Russia, but I don't think the french are better at anything.

The mig is old news, pretty sure last time an american was taken down by a mig was vietnam. Russias might is now only their mouths. Not to mention you forgot to mention 1 critical thing... AC130 Gunship. Russia has no answer to that.

[mishokorlov]

@Polydynamix Well then try to go to war with Russia will see then ,if in iraq you suffered ,in Afganistan you suffered imagine what Russians do to you,Remember motherfucker we still have nuke weapons and that is enough to kick the shit out of you,Remember Vietnam we were there and helped vietnames to kick your ass ,You were shamed and run far away from Vietnam!!!!But everybody in the world know that Americans are stupid like children what FOX news tell you you believe it!!!!!!!

[Polydynamix]

@mishokorlov You're wrong there, not everyone in the world thinks americans are stupid... just the ones who have never been out of their own little backwoods regions. You act as if you have any idea what an american is like, because your tv networks carry american shows and because your uneducated parents didn't teach you better. It's not the USA's fault that your parents are morons. You just go ahead and underestimate america. You're another "look at me, we're still tough" loser.

[4620Manuel]

LoL

[hardhitter0421]

A water scooper made of special alloy that goes round and round and scratches water molecules and deforms them into Zyconium Litizoid Thermalates...this is CLASSIFIED FOOTAGE....what is the green crap on the edge that resembles brushes and shrubs? Are those...Maximodiums Collumius Sartius folliculars?

[joereece86music]

lmfao!! 

[luis18twingo]

hahaha .... ingenioso

[thebroDgrrr]

beats paying for a tug boat

[rocky2694]

fucking trackhoe driver is genius lol

[Gigacharlz]

Saw this in Thailand too.

[windson7]

That'll keep those dang swimmers off mah river

[BigDoNk3y]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[SiggyTV]

:D

[xsudo]

HaHaHaHa .... You can not guess how he will stop?? That's why Americans will never understand Russian. Savvy.

"Mind of Russia can not understand

Common yardstick can not be measured:

She has become very special -

In Russia one can only believe. "

(c) Ф. И. Тютчев

[crazywolf1968]

Thier technology is over comming everyone! OMG!

[dooshbag821]

what is top secret i dont see anything

[Kicsur]

@dooshbag821 You gotta be fucking kidding me....

[hamudidoodi]

row row row your boat

[Maxim7778]

Какая разница Россия или Украина, народ один.)

[RagingBubuli]

LOL

[isthiswhereitype1]

LOL

[Brit1shAirways]

Top Secret

[biopsychosocio]

They've been working on this at Area 51...

[darkstarfilm]

Is this what the USA call "Anti gravity propulsion" ?

[Leofox94]

It's not a secret anymore...

[svenglezz]

let's see it revers' :o)

[kgboy72]

@svenglezz no, let's see it stop!

[TheK1ll0]

LOL

[VladiGB]

Ekranolan five generation!!!!!!!!

[Velacroix]

idk which is funnier, the boatcraft or the comments

[Zaharcheg]

its ukrain

[Jeralddoerr]

:D for once I have nothing to say!

[awake2012nibiru]

No way the americans could do that!

They can move with a crane in the water.Imagine what they can do with laser tecnology!

USA get of the way!,you have no chance against the Russian Machinery,so run for your lives.

[MrFreakishz]

OMFG ALIEN BOATCRAFT!!!!!

[Lifeisincredible911]

funniest thing i have ever seen. In Russia we no have ox... ox have us

[mukolaua]

fuck this this moldova

[MegaPagon]

Osin her Ukraina Rossija. Takie vi hohli dolbajobi vsetaki

[AhmedSPX]

OH NO were doomed ...

[181jose]

this is Ukraina lol

[bmwnasher]

I have sent a copy of this video to the CIA

[joejoe4812]

@bmwnasher no, you have sent a copy of you you brain to the CIA

[bmwnasher]

@joejoe4812 At least i had a brain to send

[joejoe4812]

@bmwnasher you can only DREAM about having one. LOLOL

[bmwnasher]

@joejoe4812 Im BWL cos i got 9 thumbs up

[shivator]

@bmwnasher sure , not any llonger !

[Zerinor]

СЛАВА РОБОТАМ - СМЕРТЬ ЧЕЛОВЕКАМ

[s508396]

It's not Russian it's our next door bitch ukraine

[Roofius2]

its ukraine

[youfallhard]

was that crane seriously paddling the boat?

[reyknow]

its like a giant robot!

[melsujr056236]

Its no longer a secret, because it already known by many. hahahahaha

[empalios]

haha king:D

[Ykcycimp]

хорошее весло

[TheMicstep]

Это не Россия,А Украина!

[Goldrag]

@TheMicstep один хер.

[minigekko]

@TheMicstep Как вы можете сказать?

[Volkovsan]

@TheMicstep это не Украина это Белоруссия.

[JabbTheWocky]

@TheMicstep а все равно эксаватор японский

[6acXa4]

Экскаватор решил подмыться)

[Araltan1]

Восстание машин!

[Cannabis47]

такое может быть только у нас))))

[leoluki634]

that so messed up

[jaydublis]

yeah right!

[quelavergacarajo]

O.o?