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  • brock would kill tony

  • I actually laughed for most part of the video, Joe Rogan is one funny dude!

  • Rogaine, lmao you fucking faggot. When has Brock ever "ate a punch" and smashed another fighter? The guy gets hit, does cartwheels and assumes the turtle position. Lesnar is the BMOTP? You stupid, bald, drug-riddled faggot. Fedor would get destroyed by this direct descendant of viking genealogy? Wow, you really are a delusional faggot.

  • @okicat1 this was before any of those fights....must be a shame to be so dumb and angry at the same time.

  • "you cant just catch that guy with a punch" hahahahahah yea you can.

  • I used to wanna meet Brock and get his autograph. Now I'm worried he might dog collar and fuck me.

  • I dont even see Toney as being able to effectively strike in UFC, i bet anybody could stand toe to toe with him and humiliate him, hes just a fat, slow, past his prime brain damaged goofball.

  • "when that fucking gorilla grabs a hold of you, and picks you up like a pillow!!  you're gonna feel so bad....you're gonna feel terrible....the feeling of helplessness..."

    hahahaha this is gold

  • @Oreillyisthebest I came here to listen to that lol

  • They need to seriously let Joe swear on live broadcasts, sometimes during the broadcasts I feel like we're more listening to a squeaky clean Joe wearing a perfectly creased suit rather than stoned Joe that just finished rolling with Eddie Bravo or having a beer and talking MMA with some random dude Joe.

  • Joe is an idiot he talks out of his ass he is nothin but a broken down comedian that just got lucky working at the U.F.C .Anybody remember that comedy show he was doing advertised on the U.F.C that show was horrible he isn't funny anymore he 's just a backwards hat fuck.fuck you Joe Rogan you coulda woulda shoulda been a mma fighter.

  • @Thedudethanksyou broken down comedian? half a million people from all around the world listen to his podcast weekly,he is doing fearfactor again, a pretty well known comedian and he is a mma commentator. Id say he is doing pretty well.

  • @lilsm555 Well there you have it, you have 7 billion people on earth and only half a million are idiots I think mankind is doing pretty good.Fear Factor sucks it's fake.All he does is yell like a buffoon when someone gets body slammed or kicked too hard ,hell who can't do that?. America is really gone to shit with" T.V" showing this midget I'm glad Royce Gracie was dissing him after the Hughes and Gracie fight the expression on Smoe Joe was great.I can't stand this dudes face makes me sick.

  • Or it may just be Miller taught Toney to study Moore. Toney is a big believer in old school style boxing. 

  • @dirtbagwhitetrash Ezzard Charles more like bro

    

  • Rogan hit the Archie Moore comparison dead on. Toney and Moore's style was taught by Bill Miller.

  • Brock Lesnar's head is the size of West Virginia.

  • @unluckymonkeyboy thats bs dude. he has a chin, look at what fuckin carwin did. and he survived that. i mean anyone can get finished. especialy when you get hit on the button.

  • Kill 'em All... Brock Lesnar definitely listens to metal

  • Kill 'em All... Brock Lesnar definitely listens to metal

  • James Toney hasn't been hit that much ???? his got fucken brain damage that says it all he was overrated fat peice of shit im sick of people thinking Toney is relevent!

  • Can you say MMA Groupie?

  • @ringside96 Can you say brown belt in jiu jitsu black belt in tae kwon do green belt in judo and also brown belt in 10th planet jiu jitsu...dudes a beast

  • @demblackfeet I know he is pretty rounded as a martial artist...which is impressive ...I am not real keen on his commentary...just my opinion...no harm meant

  • @ringside96 the dude is mad smart bro joe rogan knows who he is as a person and he has alot of smart shit to say...90% of people aint even on this dudes level no bs i aint even on this dudes planet...lol we all can learn a thing or 2 peace!!!

  • He sucked Lesnar's cock so hard in this video

  • joe is correct that you cant go in there with just boxing but i wander what would joe thank if some guy came in with a 3500 lb punch or look at bren foster who had palm strike had more force then a lions palm strike

  • the expressions are classic!

    "VIKINGS FUCKED VIKINGS"

  • Brock Lesnar is naturally about 125 pounds BIGGER than James Toney! Let's not forget that! Brock is about 285! Toney is a natural 160!

  • hahahahh brock got beat by cain valasquez he aint so big now

  • Okay Joe got stoned and started talkin on his webcam again haha

  • @supmikey123 too funny, so true...Brock Lesnar is going to fuck you:)

  • Or he is just going to dance around and get TKOd..

    Jk, Brock Lesnar is a savage.. Tons of potential.. just have to learn how to take a punch..

  • Joe rogan makes me laugh lol u can't hate this guy

  • @pico419 Welcome to the Joe Rogan Cult, everyone else is just mad.

  • I fight my own dick....and I always win

  • @unluckymonkeyboy I disagree, he has a good chin, he just cracks mentally when he gets hit. Physically though, hes pretty tough.

  • @unluckymonkeyboy Not really a glass jaw. He just really, really doesn't like getting punched. There's a difference between having a bad chin and being a huge pussy

  • @unluckymonkeyboy Another stupid comment from the fat cunt. You're not smart enough to realize that what you're trying to come back with applies directly to yourself as well. You're such a stupid cunt /blocked.

  • @unluckymonkeyboy Is that really all you have to say? You're so stupid you can't even continue a simple argument without resorting to your typical dumb cunt responses. I bet your next post will be something along the lines of "u mad bro?" seeing how you're so fucking stupid.

    Go back to mcdonalds and keep eating the grease off the floor you fat fuck.

  • @unluckymonkeyboy He took them all and didn't get KO'd, shows how fucking stupid you are.

    You wouldn't even be able to take a punch from Cristiane Santos ya fat fuck.

  • @unluckymonkeyboy Glass jaw? What the fuck you on about, he hasn't been KO'd. Fucking idiot.

  • I don't see why people take what Joe says so highly, like he knows everything about fighting. He is wrong pretty much most of the time.

  • Shelly Duvall!

  • Lol joe is fucking awesome at describing lesnar makes him sound like a character from a horror movie.

  • That's a wrap son, you're DONE!

  • what bitch ? what bitch ? want sum of this bitch ? BUM

  • @ciontay Toney got handled. What now?

  • subscribe to my channal full mma fights and lots more to come over 70 full fights atm

  • evander was 42 years old way past his prime

  • Is Brock a metallica fan??? That would explain the 'kill em all' tattoo... But yea, the guys a monster physically, and I like him almost despite myself. I was ready to think hes an ass but then you hear the interviews with him and hes just a hardworking guy that just genuinely likes to crush people. Endearing qualities.

  • @xTheConArtistx Yeah man, he comes out to Enter Sandman every fight..

  • that Brock Lesnar rant was fucking hilarious I started crying I was laughing so hard

  • @EasyTechProductions hence the word ALMOST...you must read at a first grade level. im probably giving you too much credit arent i?

  • brock is the best heavyweight in the world...next to cain velasquez. i have a hard time seeing anyone beating cain. he's the new prodigy i got him right up there with gsp and anderson.

  • @wild1033

    dos santos will beat cain.

    look at the people who santos trains with

    nog brothers and anderson silva, mark munoz

  • @Rcee01 yeah but dos santos isn't a grappler. he's great on his feet, but cain will just take him down at will. he was able to take brock down and that's saying a lot.

  • @Rcee01 didnt cain beat nog :S

  • "when that fucking gorilla smashes you.... with those f*cking lunchbox fists"

    LOL!!

    "thats a real angry mother f*cker"

  • man, Joe where you serious about the 'viking' analogy with Brock?

  • @bruiserblu I hope not. Difference between Brock and Vikings: Brock looks like a warrior, they were warriors, and didn't back up when someone punches them in the face.

  • @SeagalIsMyBitch preach man

  • @bruiserblu brock is as close to a viking as you can get. big and scandinavian (heritage-wise). plus brock was a viking...a minnesota viking! lol

  • RB in the house..

  • Brock lesnar is going to fuck you. hes going to own you

  • 3:39 BEST BIT :P:P:P:P

  • Why does rogan suck brocks dick so much he got destroyed by a small heavywieght, tenique owns doesnt matter how big you look ,just cause you look big doesnt mean you are big.

  • @thegame2011able He said Brock was a monster and Cain was near perfect. Brock is a beast, no denying it.

  • @leshager2009 yeah because HGH is definitely not tested.. If he wasnt in the WWE you wouldnt say that. You would be singing about his NCAA DIVISION 1 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN WRESTLING.. Nobody would be on this shit about him being overrated. He would be like Randy Couture. People would adore him because he dismantled heavyweights

  • This guy knows nothing, and Archie Moore used the Turtle D not the shoulder roll guard like Mayweather and Toney use

  • @KHLB516 Fuck u Joe rogan is da best

  • @poganla123 wow groupie very emotional when you cant really argue that he was wrong saying that

  • @KHLB516 i dont giv 2 fucks about boxing mma is way more excting and that what real fighting is dats y james got d fuck beat out of him by the natural

  • @poganla123 I guess guys laying on eachother for 5 minutes ar ounda nd throwing sloppy punches while standing may be exciting to some people....Brock was a champ in less than a year and he cant even take a punch

  • What's that bitches name?? Heehee I'm so mean. Hahahahaha

  • @leshager2009 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe

  • @leshager2009 lets be real, genetics do play a factor or else everyone would be th same size from the same drugs THINK FOR YOURSELF SHEEP

  • hes gonna fuck u at 6:15 loooooooooool that was amazing

  • Kill Em All is Metallica's first album. He's a fan of Metallica. I doubt he means it literally lol

  • Joe you better get to a day spa...update your game man...and ya im a fan.

  • rofl Olive

  • @leanfiend444 No i got my own opinion BITCH. fuck you you joe rogan stan! LMAO

  • I like how he starts talking about Lesnar at 4:16

  • hes sooo high:P

  • Brock's "Kill 'Em All" tramp stamp is there to remind all who come near his butthole that it channels the mightiest mutton-fueled farts from the vikings of yore whose hairy asses, encrusted with unwiped dung, rowed gigantic ships through frigid waters to drink death...I don't know....just stay clear of Brock's butthole in the locker room. :) Rogan's a great commentator, but he should use some of his UFC money to decorate that room!

  • Joe Rogan looks to be a white supremacist in this video with all his "viking warrior" talk.

  • @denzelsnipes69 Please be serious. he is anything but a white supremacist. Alot of people have referred to Brock as a 'viking warrior'. doesn't make them a racist. anyway he's not half the viking he used to be after Cain ripped a second vagina open on his face.

  • Rogan, master of hyperbole.

  • hahaha classic i never knew joe rogan was such a swearer didnt know he was alowed to show this side of him lol

    good he does though coz its so funny and so true, and shows that he ant fake

    no other commentator from any other sport have i seen speaking like this lol

  • @JordanDinstrumentals thats why the ufc is as real as it gets.

  • LMFAO!!!!

    That was some funny ass shit dawg, "this motha fucker is a barbarian, when he beats you back in the day you whould be chained up in his yard and shit" fucken so funny man had to log on a drop a thumbs up.

    i don't really give a shit about brock lesnar but that was fucken funny shit.

    peace, blaze it.

  • bullshit. brock is overrated. the guy nowhere near the level of half the fighters in mma. Feodor will kill him, talking murder here. The guy has seven fights and he got to be a champ. It’s a fucking joke. He’s a hype nothing else

  • @r0na1d09 people tend to forget the shane carwin fight nowaday. shane carwin is a k.o artist and he had a perfect record. Brock submitted him like nothing after the takedown. Brock lost to cain velasquez who is undefeated , hes not a freaking stepping stone , cain velasquez is a beast and hes the best in the world.

  • I love the fact that Joe is baked in this video, but is still incredibly coherent, knowledgeable, and funny. Go Joe.

  • @puzleboy trust me , hes not baked. Unless you can prove it. I've been smoking for 5 years , i can tell easily if someone is baked. I mean his eyes are very white and they're wide open....

  • on a scale of 1-10, how high are you joe? haha u rock

  • lesnars chin isnt that good he wouldnt eat punches if he boxed toney he'd get KO'D. mma he'd smash toney tho

  • FATOR sucks and has no skill at all, he is far from being a fighter. the lightweights in UFC would destroy him

  • thats so true about lesnar, i would shit myself if i was standing across the cage from him.

  • That's a wrap son!

  • HAHAHAH 5:03

    Vikings fuck Vikings

  • As it turned out, Joe Roagn was right, James Toney just wanted the money and he was also crazy.

  • Your Done Son

  • im just imagine brock lesnar coming from joes back that would be scary hahahahahahahahahah

  • hahahahaha 'he will fuck your world up '

  • brock lesnar has a tramp stamp??

  • I want a lindsay lohan frame, so I can check myself out naked in the mirror all the fucking time, man

  • wow. joe called cain velasquez's success

  • I believe Dana should just let Toney fight someone who would love to stand up with him like Pat Barry or Cro Cop

    btw this video is hilarious

  • joe rogan is a homo and brock is a fag

  • @VINNIEPJ22

    And that makes you a cunt

  • @rhk01 great

  • @Mcnasty6w yeah anderson got beat by a bum in boxing no mma fighter could do any think in boxing

  • @Mcnasty6w i think he'd even beat him standing

  • @Mcnasty6w lmfao your funny man!!lol he couldn't stand up with cheal sonnen for 5 rounds lol how the fuck is he gunna stand up with james toney lmfao

  • @TheMMAFREAK15 Ye its not like Sonnen tested positive for steroids or anything right? And how exactly couldnt anderson stand with him? from my memory Sonnen didnt do that amazing in the stand up other then clip anderson a few times, not to mention anderson was fighting with broken ribs....man its like all you guys on here know nothing bout mma...continue on just bleed fans....

  • @MrKing6671 excuse me performance enhancing drugs. and silva cant fight im sorry but chael will get his 2nd turn eventually and he will be champ he just needs to work on his sub defense. and did you see the fight totals??? sonnen won every round by 5 pts. it was domination and he should of won.

  • @TheMMAFREAK15 youre mistaken, he wont each round by one point, scores in the fifth round would have said 40-36...each round was 10-9. 10-5 is complete farse. check your score sheet.

  • @couchcritic my bad i meant he would have won the fight by 5 points.

  • i disagree that toney would knock out any UFC standing up with him. i think anderson silva , GSP, machida, lesnar, etc, would beat a prime toney in MMA style stand up.

    in straight boxing, i think silva, lesnar, and top heavyweights/ lightheavyweights would have a fair chance, or at least do respectfully.

    i dont think toney would knock out the top UFC guys standing up

  • @ZRANCIS Wow thats the stupidist shit i've ever heard do you not realize just how amazing of a boxer james toney is he would murder anybody in mma in the stand up department, and wtf are you talking about Lesnar? He might have some of the worst striking on the feet in the whole heavyweight division, did you not see his fight against cain velasquez? Go watch some more wwe

  • now imagne him commentating like this on live t.v. thatll be killer

  • I could knock out James Toney!!! No lie!

  • i love listening/watching Joe talk mma. he tends to show you a story rather than tell you a story.

    hehehe, i'd love to see him read a kids story for a laugh.

  • lol, Rogan is a funny fuck.

  • Rogan said Brock's gotta tramp stamp LMAO

  • ROFL!

  • "You're not going to shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar, he's going to FUCK YOU" lol

  • man i could take toney down and whoop his ass. hes not allowed to talk no more ...

  • the thing i hate about all this boxer/mma shit is that all the boxers are wayyyy past their best. toney is overweight, over 42 and lets be honest not been good for years.

    ofc hes gonna lose to someone in his prime at HIS sport. and plz toney coudl ko brock in 1 punch if he landed flush. but tony is gone

  • @evol121 randy couture is 47! WAY past his prime buddy

  • stond

  • I wonder what Joe Rogan would do if I walked up to him on the street and punched him out?

  • @Pilkie101 Probably hit you back.

  • @Colcum

    He would? I'm 255 lbs, cut down to 240 fighting weight. I am one of the meanest mothers to ever step in the ring. I don't think he'd be hitting me back. I'm, 255 lbs of twisted steel and drop your ass to the curb appeal.

  • @Pilkie101 we're all impressed and very scared. sure.

  • @chriskiefer79

    You should be dude, I honestly really could knock out James Toney, and in a few years I think I could challenge Lesnar and Velasquez. I am going to be the baddest man on the planet.

  • @Pilkie101 alright... since your such a sick fighter and all... and apparently up to fighting james tony.. then surely you are fighting in televised events now.. like pride, or even king of the cage... soo post a video of you fighting and lets see that..

  • @xXAColdDayInHellXx

    I haven't fought for money yet because my contract is still being sorted out, but I can promise you that I would drop your ass to the curb in ten seconds son.

  • @Pilkie101 how old are you? twelve?

  • @BourbonJRA

    18 dude, and I would punch your lights out.

  • @Pilkie101 lmfao good luck in the real world then dude. seriously i mean it. i do love the internet, it highlights how many retards there are in the world.

  • @Pilkie101 HAHA know one believes ur ass kid.....ok your 18 and you think You could knock out Tony or Velasquez? Velasquez having the hardest punch ever recorded in sports science? Not only that but these dudes have MANY years of experience...many starting out as champions in wrestling or boxing before they even started MMA..I GUARANTEE URJUST AN INTERNET LITTLE BITCH AND YOU DNT HAVE ANY SKILL AGAINST ANY MMA FIGHTER....Most dont even get contracted(if lucky enuff) until early mid twenties

  • @Pilkie101 And ur saying that u havent fought formoney yet because your contract is being sorted out? haha kid I bet no one is even talking to u by a contract. If ur contract is being sorted out, whos the one looking to sign you then? ...man ur nothin but a fake ass trick..faggot. 

  • @undergroundtrife72

    I'd beat your ass and Joe Rogan too

  • @Pilkie101

    LOL at your unwarrented self importance and unrealistic expectations.

  • @AmericanNohbuddy

    I'd beat your ass and I would beat Joe Rogan too!

  • @Pilkie101 stupid fuck

  • @Pilkie101 no 1 goes straight to pros man, u should have atleast a few amateur fights or something.

    and u talk about dropping people to the curb? thats a street brawler u would get raped in a real fight, and with the mentality you show on here and the disrespect you have for different variations of fighting, just shows you are completely uneducated on the matter. any one that is willing to train some one as ignorant as yourself should be shot in the face from point blank range and u should b too

  • @Pilkie101 Ok. Is there any point in asking why you'd want to hit him or shall I just assume it's the juice talking? ;-)

  • @Colcum

    Just want to prove that I could punch him out!

  • "You cant just catch [Lesnar] with a punch." Velasquez begs to differ...

  • @kyleinaction Because he could get up from brocks take down

  • @35503550 True, but irrelevant. He proved that a single punch could make Brock breakdance for safety. That's all I was saying.

  • rogan probably just smoked a blunt to the face before doing this video

  • "Vikings fucked vikings..." LOL

  • so fucking funny hahaha

  • lol joe joe joe  u don't have anymore of a clue than my mother, Checking kicks is basic stuff most of the boxers in the wbc would kill k-1 with a little muay thai defence!

    and in ufc 122? rampage didnt even really kick just boxed (still having to know the ground and the defence to the kicks and elbows ) your just a fan like everybody else joe and for a fan you don't even know anything

  • @garthalexanderewbank just thought id let u know rampage didnt fight at 122

  • Rogan is awesome.

  • As for him being a god lol your a fucking faggot get off his dick damn fucking homo.

  • but joe rogan mentions cain on who he is a "mutha fucker!" lol

  • Brock has no Chin. Joe some people have Chins and some people dont get hit in the right spot and your going to sleep you look at him and say wow hes big and unstopuble hes not you are stupid and brock is no bad ass Cain raped him and Shane should of won the fight if he would not of gasses out he would of killed him.

  • @Trollthegreatking shut the fuck up Brock is a god damn rookie and he was tearing everyone a new asshole. Not to mention he's fucking huge, which might not mean shit, but it doesn't mean you can't say 'this guy is fucking huge'

  • Sorry Joe, love you to bits mate but Brock is not the man you think he is when Cain hit him he looked like he wanted someone to call him a fuckin taxi did not look like he wanted to eat punches and was unable to keep Cain down let alone pick him up and slam him.