blood sucking vampire realtor

[dustinrmiller]

LOL!!!

[derekandthedaddyo]

Self-loathing and world-weary cynicism are this author's trademarks - his/her creative energy would be better spent solving the problem - my sincere condolences to all who consider this wry or amusing, and especially to those who feel the need to spread this bile.

[quark4567]

@derekandthedaddyo cool so u sell 4commission

[ButtToffee]

hahahaha so true.

[LauraMinard]

OMG this is so true its scarey but I can't stop laughing!

[Jakegothicsnake]

Man, listening to that woman can easily into a drinking game!

[hbloch1]

Funny Video Must See!

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[lucky4u321]

Is that a Mike Ferry agent??

[AgentSoftMobile]

I think this guy has come to some of our appointment and recorded them. ha

[mooersrealty]

Pretty much sums up why the over spending happened, where happiness was tied to material items beyond what can be afforded. For a while.

[1yellafella]

At first I started laughing. But actually, it's all true. all of it. especially the "intellectual husband who got us in this mess in the first place." actually all of it, the "bury your head in the sand" the "socially climbing friends" "insulting cash for keys" stuff. all of it. is so right on... sad.

[KarensMyRealtor]

OMG! I know this woman! This is both hillariously funny and frighteningly true. It's a conversation many of us have daily. And if you didn't get it, you are probably in the middle of a loan modification, so you are just fine!

[xrt199]

Funny!!!

[510dlc510]

Perfect! Perfect! I swear I spoke with this seller just last week! 17 months behind on the mortgage sounds about right.

[RealEstateKen]

As a realtor for 17 years and someone who is THRIVING dealing with upside down sellers, I HUNG ON EVERY WORD! WHO EVER WROTE THIS BRILLIANT!

[arlenefuino]

This is too funny...and so true!!

[kylemat]

This is so funny because it's so dead on...LOL..us RE agents need to email this to our insane sellers.

[veiner91]

OMG...just got done talking to this seller!!!

[NNJRealEstate]

"we are part of the entitlement generation" oh yeah!

[mthaze20]

Lol, that's exactly what it's like

[RealEstateTrainingTF]

Go Randy!!!

[MKproperties]

This is hilarious! And quite accurate mind you.

[dink65]

ROFLMAO! "we will not sell, unless we can make a profit" - that is classic.

Paid $600K, "worth $450K" - CLASSIC - people still believe the $50K boxes are worth that too. Reality is a tough one to swallow.

[technocrat711]

borrowers have too much faith and listen to the attorney about LOAN MOD....

Anyone can convince the borrowers there are better way to make it painless?

[ktownerik]

oh my freaking gosh!! that was amazingly accurate.

[reganomics101]

Bullseye!

[dreamhomesbythebeach]

This is the funniest thing I have heard....It actually sounds like some sellers I have come across recently!

[sonnykwan]

Great real life depiction of what really does go on in the minds of agent to homwowner. I will surely pass this video of Blood Sucking Vampire realtor to everyone I know and hope this public servcie annoucement goes viral! Thanks Randy!

[RealEstateGuruTV]

Great job Randy!!

From your favorite Real Estate Guru

[Sdogin003]

My FACE HURTS!!! This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while...so tired of people living beyond their means and then asking for a "loan modification". Clients I have that sell homes THEY CAN AFFORD to live in, willingly BRING a check to close, if needed to get out from under a house. - Ohio Realtor

[1235Leilanie]

Well, seen before, but watching again I am hearing the innuendoes I didn't catch before....Hilarious, because it is sooooo true. I have a client just like this one right now and have known "cookie cutter canned" presentation agents too. LMHO.

[aliensporebomb]

"I like the part about screwing everyone in your path because that is the kind of people we are". lol.

[cloakster]

Funny 'cuz it's so damn true. =\

[bobsmithsonrealtor]

Brilliant...Brilliant!!! but we are in the middle of a loan modification, so we are just fine! I swear I know these people and their relatives!

[1235Leilanie]

@bobsmithsonrealtor I guess we are related, Bob, as I am sure she must be married to my ex-husband. You know the one who is smarter and more intelligent than anyone.LMHO.

[themel44]

"If you can type, you can make movies".....but not necessarily good ones.

[zharrisr]

Started out a little slow , but it really grows on you.. funnier and funnier by the minute.. sheesh.. Now I'm dying here from laughin..!

[TheToddWaller]

Freakin' brilliant...

[washflo]

This great I wish I could send it to ohert

[hydromate]

Outstanding.

[mooresta]

Ouch - so sad but very creative!

[MelissaTowbin]

That was amusing, and actually quite true.

[exitutah]

LMAO

[alnhouston]

spot on. brilliant

[KatherineGleason]

LOL! I feel like this is the story of my working life!

[klavanway]

Wow...it would be a lot funnier if it wasn't so close to reality

[igot2breal]

WOW! this was funny!

[i4defects]

These are the folks that call for help when the Sherriff is at their door to evict them too funny

[eezapata2]

very true.

[hopeandcarly]

this pretty much says it all lol sad but true

[TAHCoGlock]

After 25 years in real estate, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Canned scripts, sounds like Tom Ferry's approach.

Haha

[NorthTexasRealtor]

Don't you mean Mike Ferry? I guess you are like this Realtor... I'm not the typical douche Realtor, who wants to deal with them???

[TAHCoGlock]

@NorthTexasRealtor No, Tom is Mike's Son. You are a typical realtor, shoot from the mouth before you have all the facts. Douche Bag...

[NorthTexasRealtor]

Sorry, I already called you that, just goes to show your true colors.

[TAHCoGlock]

@NorthTexasRealtor North Texas Reltor needs more listings folks! Help him out. Heck, he doesn't even know who Tom Ferry is.... WTF?

[NorthTexasRealtor]

Hey, tool, I don't need a coach. So I'm not hip with the current coaches available. Sorry. I have pedigree, more than you will ever know or have. So keep being a douche, it makes my job easier.

[1235Leilanie]

@TAHCoGlock yep, you got ole No.Texas Realtor rilled up, didn't ya? I took Mike Ferry years ago and walked out. He is not my kind of coach. Brian Buffini's method has made a sack full of money.

[lja0265]

Wow, whoever created this, good job!

[cowgirlchrissy]

Sad, but true.

[fredmartinrealtor]

Randy Loved your movie Want to make one also

I have a opening for a screen writer on my staff If your ever want to supplement your Real Estate Vampire Income from helping other intellectuals with the Short Sale of their under water homes