Alex Reads Twilight: Ch.2

[thephantombutterfly6]

Where exactly does Bella get off ragging on ANYONE for their ridiculous romantic fixation?!?

[404jessie]

Did this and that and then died.. :')

[Manycanbe]

Twilight era.... I think they spelt error wrong.

[StarkidCriss]

WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!

[SuperHeroMania]

I never thought I'd never enjoy a Twilight book reading until today

[Vintagelego]

Who the fuck reads Wuthering Heights at all?

Horrible horrible book.

[SuperHeroMania]

@Vintagelego I heard it was pretty great

[RocketGirlie16]

oh she couldnt believe her fuckingluck!

[MrDeebz3]

"...why? this boy means literally nothing to you." EXACTLY. i don't understand this book. these videos are ace.

[Laurenidus96]

"'He hung up his belt and stepped out of his boots.' Is he a police man or a cow-boy?!" omg alex you are truly brilliant

[Emmitaytaytaylor]

pop quiz awww.... ON WUTHERING HIEGHTS YAY she couldn't believe her fucking luck

[sicksushi]

And oh my God, Edward Cullen is sitting at the table. Holy shit, guys.

[brie015]

Just for the record...I adore Wuthering Heights, can't stand Twilight.

[billieee98]

WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?!

[nerdsrsocoollike]

2:42 <3

[loveobug123]

hello like a sexy vampire boy

[PersonOfImportance]

XD

The tags. THE TAGS.

[zemoroza]

xDD i laughed so hard ! youre awesome!!

[mulorla]

Harry Potter books in the corner! Stop reading this and go read some real books! 

[daisymayalice]

And then I died because i'm so boring, all the time.

[anyyany]

WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?!?! XD

[poopieflys]

i've read many bad fanfictions this is like a million times worse

[noelle8D]

am i the only one who just kept repeating the start of this video? xD

[makeupmayhem957]

You know, it's funny how Edward says why'd you come to Forks then as if it snows a lot there; I live in Washington and it snows very little here. Only in the mountains.

[dousoghost]

you're great !! so funny !

[MidnightNinjaGal]

Cool, I read fanfiction, I write a bit... I'm not really that good though.

[bluebaton]

WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU!?!?!?1

[ninjaberry24]

I took an arrow to the knee because I read Twilight.

[sootyhoots]

@ninjaberry24 fail



[manaroker]

Lol I love this guy. He talks the truth, this is what REAL guys think of twilight. Unlike that lil faggot Kaleb nation.. Ugh I hate that guy.

[roliecolieolie11294]

<333 Rubbish <3333 love your accent. I know its not an accent to you but it is to me and i love it!

[MrStatechampion4]

I like the deck of custom cards

[1995greyma]

And then Bella did this, and then I did that, and then I did this, and then I died... because I'm so boring, all the time.

[EzriaRose]

"WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?!?!?!??!?!?!?!"

[SaintRandomness]

@AlyssaMarie508 It is Oh My A Very Potter Musical/Sequel, so you got most of it right. ;) Lol. I couldn't resist the irony of putting something Harry Potter based in a Twilight reading. Its just like how he has Harry Potter books in the backround and a Buffy the Vampire Slayer poster on his wall.

[DKAllayna]

bella swan is not a real teenager! if she was, she'd be reading Twilight!! lmfao

[polarbeargirl01]

oh god! "Is he a police man, or a cowboy?" I DIED LAUGHING!!!!

[ErinDaAwzome]

I love twilight, but I also love this video.

[WickedPrincessness]

Who watched the Bizare glare part like 20 times? (raises hand)

[MultiYoussy]

OMG!! I NEVER THOUGHT TWILIGHT WAS THAT STUPID!!!!!!!

[ryankevinroshon6]

That would have been a good fanfiction. Bella died. She's so stupid. She has no emotion whatsoever..Smh

[emonote123]

fucking hate twilight. so this is really funny

[emie395]

WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU!!??? XD

[tohruuuu]

this gets me informed about Twilight, and saves me the pain of reading it.

WIN!!

[FantasmalNerd]

I like Twilight (not a major fan, though) and even I found this hilarious.

[TheJubeJube13]

Ohh, she couldn't belive her f*ckin luck

HAHAHAHAH

[TheJubeJube13]

Am I the only one who noticed the Harry Potter books on the shelf behind him?

[Xcolorized]

I read Wuthering Hights -_-

[supermanzinc]

WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?!

xD you are hilarious

[MadMaddi21]

Holy shit guys

[ForevereverPink]

DON'T SWEAR SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! It just bothers me.

[poopieflys]

here's twilight when you take out all of the pointless filler parts "..." lol really i was gonna write "i bella swan am in love with my creeper boyfriend edward cullen" the end

[ObviouslyAMindNinja]

".. And Bella died." Oh, we WISH.

[Mialisuu]

Oh hey, Alex is a nerdfighter. 

[Remerai]

If I ever write a bad novel I want this guy to read it.

[devinbequiet]

"into the car park" The 'parking lot' HAHAAHA I'm in the U.S. and that was shitting hilarious. rubbish plaster shite Guy Fawkes...

[PrincessLelouch]

I would like the movie a lot better if Alex played Edward. It would make him a bit more likable. Edward, I mean. XD

[Thelizzardcat]

Is that a John Green bobble head in the background? DFTBA

[Rater362]

If I had a Mike in my life, I would treasure him. Not treat him like shit, like Bella.

[tiamat100]

There are some teenagers who read and re-read classics....like me. Maybe I'm just a freak. :) To be honest some of these seem a bit like he's going out of his way to find problems, but I do agree with most of it.

This is still hilarious, though. And pretty accurate!

[SlytherinOreo]

I love Wuthering Heights... It's a pity that Stephanie Meyer talked about it. Now all these idiots are all like, 'wuthering heights omg!' When they haven't even read it. *facepalm*

[Allioop88]

i love his bizarre glare :P

[WildMossnose]

When he does the bizzare glare everyone just like hahaha.... but imagine, looking behind you and someone is just stareing at you like that.

[cat1231000]

2:34, "hello" sounds like charlieissocoolike lol, like if you agree

[jasaman999]

he does say hello like that in the film



[Rigbylane]

'ohh she couldn't believe her fucking luck!'

[xXfivefeettallXx]

Twilight is an error, not an era

[princeccixo]

"is he a policeman or a cowboy"

literally actually laughed out loud. never happens.

[bunnies2000]

Twilight totally is loosely based on Wuthering Heights, if you didn't know that.

[Z1aheart]

@bunnies2000 Except Heathcliff was meant to be an extremely flawed man living in a extremely flawed world. The way Meyer writes, it seems she meant Cullen to be some sort of perfect man, and the creepy stalker tendencies weren't intentional on Meyer's side.

[bunnies2000]

@Z1aheart The comparisons Meyers makes in the novel actually compare Heathcliff and Jacob, not Heathcliff and Edward, but I agree, that description doesn't fit Jacob either.

[Z1aheart]

@bunnies2000 Huh. That makes so much more sense. So does that make Edward Edgar, then? Oh my goodness, it must. The two names start with the same two letters.

[CagingAnne]

OH! fucking luck xD

[RoxyIndiiexRobinson]

WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?!

[Taalifull]

i literally just snorted up chocolate milk laughing at this!

[SaintRandomness]

OMAVPMS! HE READS FANFICTION?!? Squee! :D -faints-

[AlyssaMarie508]

@SaintRandomness Is "OMAVPMS" "Oh my A Very Potter Musical... something"?

[kdog12355]

@SaintRandomness sorry, what's the AVPM/S reference?

[kiokuisme1]

I like when he curses

[CarlyRox62]

Harry Potter books in the background<3

[MissiCupcake553]

236 dislikes? GOD DAMMIT BELLA GET OFF THE INTERNET.

[MissiCupcake553]

"Swirling bits of white"? Come on, Smeyer, even *I* could do better that.

[ahmnel]

Holy shit guys!

[SimsFan1492]

I read the book like 2 and a half years ago and it was nice to remind me how crap it was.

[SarahWhovian]

ahh i love alex :3 he is entertaining :)

[CateTudor]

LOl "car park."

[Hopeforthisheart]

"It's like reading a bad fanfiction" Are there any good ones?

[azzyhazers]

@Hopeforthisheart Blood Red Knife. Go read it.

[MissiCupcake553]

@Hopeforthisheart

WIN.

[AnnArg33k]

@Hopeforthisheart well, seriously, i've read some that are better than published books...

[TvChic19]

i freaking love this! i loved the book but your hilarious

[treesarenotblue]

"On Wuthering Heights! She couldn't believe her fucking luck."

[FudginCake]

bella swan is not a real teenager

[thisisemmah]

when i first read this.. i dont remember it being this crap!! haha

[firefly2552025]

I facepalmed so hard...

[YinKeket]

lol he's right about that. lol i read that and he's right about how boring ch2 of Twilight. i love his example of the glares. lol the snow part.man that's a starker of Edward of staring at her well she did the same of staring at him in class so it could be equal out. lol. can't wait to see more of this.

[Hyperluna]

I've read fan fiction better than twilight. And it deserved to be published.

[mangosplashy]

"hello" like a sexy vampire boy

LOL

[PACMANnot]

I read a variety of books from horror to romance to fantasy to science fiction. Hell! I even picked up a nonfiction book to read(still haven't gotten past the first chapter because I found another book that I've been wanting to read more) in my spare time.

I picked up Twilight once, read the first page, and said "fuck it, this book sucks" and I don't condone the abuse of books but that one made me temped to throw it against a wall.

I was not impressed to say the least.

[mjlayolacola9482]

I laughed so hard I choked on my own spit. That's never happened at all through my whole Youtube video experiences. I commend you.

[EggieMeggieX]

Teenage girls only read shit books? i'm sorry.... but i'm not the one reading twilight 0=] classical literature FTW

[piplup394]

My English teacher thinks this book is brilliant, she's making us read this for homework. Thank god I found these videos!

[Aeeeris]

I don't like Twilight either... But I'm 15 and I love Wuthering Heights and I prefer to read that rather than Twilight... :P

[Huggable399]

He makes this book so interesting xD

[NonsenseEncoder101]

Alex would make a waaay better sexy vampire boy than Edward Cullen.

[ZacPentecost]

Reading books would be so much easier if I could just go on youtube and watch someone mock it

[1313MusicIsMyLife]

Lol XD my new years resolution is to highlight every complaint in the twilight saga :3

[mermaidsh2o]

"She's flipping the fuck out in her own head." LOL!

[mermaidsh2o]

She couldn't believe her FUCKING luck. LOL!

[KaelynNoelle]

You are amazingly funny...though most people from the UK are.

[ApplesRubbish]

WHY DOES NOTHING PLEEEASE YOU.

[MsChaChaCharlotte]

I don't just glare at people...I glare bizarrely :)

[XxLuChan81xX]

you know, the title "alex reads twilight" should be more suited to "alex rants about twilight"

[EggieMeggieX]

swirling "erratically" past my face....... you forgot the word erratically when u quoted that phrase :D

[MsChaChaCharlotte]

@EggieMeggieX Oh my god, how in the hell did you remember that? I've read Twilight tons of times and I didn't pick up on that...

[EggieMeggieX]

@MsChaChaCharlotte hahaha I wish I could say something brilliant, like I have a photograpic memory, or i'm physic or I can see through the book in his hands... but it's nothing like that :D. I was forced to study this in English, we were studying description and that was one of the phrases I was given for an exercise (yh.... that was all the teacher could come up with lol)

[MsChaChaCharlotte]

@EggieMeggieX Seriously? You need to get that teacher fired :)

[EggieMeggieX]

@MsChaChaCharlotte hahah! naw it's not her fault! she let the class choose what we read..... the masses had spoken, twilight got voted in because there were more girls than boys in my class... my school is full of idiots :D

[direstraits92]

"...that she almost crashes into a Toyota... but she doesn't."

You could see the disappointment on his face.

[Quidammeke]

i had the same thought about Bella when she was always complaining XD

[ShawnaHazle]

British people <3

[MyLaughingKookaburra]

Ahahaha, have you heard of dan bergstein or whoever that guy is

[ajmjakforeva]

"WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?!?"

That just made my day.

[xadele95]

"...it's just like reading a bad fanfiction."

Well done Alex-- you've just summed up the whole of the Twilight Saga in a sentence.

[halae1]

thumbs up if you want alex to read new moon.

[skinnerbxo]

im watching this for the third time. i never get bored of dissing twilight.

[TimBurtonRules]

His bizarre glare is sexy xD

[xqingthingx]

you have opened my eyes! before i used to think twilight was shit. now i've seen your videos, i know they are really shit and can now fully understand why people hate it. :')

[jayhawker12797]

ILOVETHIS!! SOOO MUCH!!

[Symphic6023]

Haha! I love this guy! "My Stomach did frightened little flips at the thought of sitting next to him again." WTF? Bella IS Mental!!! And not a teen...=D

[ninjadud58]

i laughed so hard !!!!

[soso121500]

"Hello" like a sexy vampire voice

[21stCenturyLetters]

"Why does nothing please you?!"

[owelsh01]

"she couldn't believe her fucking luck!"

[TheLadyFrodo]

'OMG, HOLY SHIT GUYS' 

[Tomatoes360]

"Balah blah blah blah. Then I died because I'm so boring all the time."

[G43L1CST0RMY]

'HOLY SHIT GUYS' I'M FLIPPING MY SHIT OVER SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW!!!

[EchoOfStars]

his bizarre glare BAHHAHAHAHA

[TheLittleCauliflower]

"uhh and then I did this and then did that and then I DIED BECAUSE I'M SO BORING ALL THE TIME"

[alyssaradcliffe]

I have never laughed this much!! I seriously love you!!!

[princesspie7]

I love your bizarre glare! I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard to hear anything you were saying.

[7Write4This9Heart7]

It is really sad how Bella treats Mike (I think he's sweet ^_^), but your reaction to it is so adorable! You really get into it and show how nice of a guy you are! ^U^

[7Write4This9Heart7]

AW! ^U^ I can tell just from watching you that you're a gentleman, a very sweet guy. I like seeing that, since most of the guys I know in school I'm going to end up punching in the face or kicking where the Sun doesn't shine at some point... *rolls eyes, glares, and cracks knuckles* Bring it on!

[7Write4This9Heart7]

"WHY?! This boy means LITERALLY NOTHING to you!" THANK YOU! That's me throughout everything Twilight, seriously! XD GET A GRIP ON REALITY, YOU CREEPY STALKER (Bella, not you, obviously XD)! XP

[7Write4This9Heart7]

"WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?!" Honestly, that's what I always think, too! So sucky and annoying! UGH! She never SHUTS UP! XP

...And again, I LOVE YOU! *U*

[7Write4This9Heart7]

"Bella did this and Bella did that. It's like a BAD FANFICTION!"

...I LOVE YOU! *U* That's so true! LEARN TO WRITE, YOU FRICKING PRETEEN IDIOTS! XC Seriously, at least on Fan Fiction (dot) net, that archive holds some of the worst-written fics on the entire site! XP Geez, people...

[eviloatmeal98]

this is absolutely hysterical.

but sometimes the stuff he picks on actually does make sense, like the "bizarre glares" thing, for instance. it's obvious that stephanie meyer meant how the glares were uncalled for and that's why they were bizarre, but it's like he pretends not to realize that (or maybe he actually doesn't realize it at all?). oh well. this is still really funny.

[checkerberryspine]

can i just marry you rn

[abcumm25]

he called Bella a dick LOL

[shortieGD52]

I hate twilight but I love him reading it!!

[TheFutomara]

"She couldnt believe her fuckin' luck" Haha



[allersmcgee]

OH MY GOD! EDWARD CULLEN IS SITTING AT THE TABLE. HOLY SHIT GUYS!

[Georgieex1]

I love twilight, but I find it hilarious when people take the pee out of it. So well done :) Also I'm a teenage girl and I read Wuthering Heights like all of the time, guess I'm not normal :/ :L x

[KatBirdie3]

I love twilight .. BUT THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS :'D

[carlostheunicorn]

I absolutely adore your accent in the least creepiest way.

[sillychick123]

As if Bella is not emo

[bloodsanity]

THE ONLY PERSON that can make twilight is SHITLIGHT...lol

[bloodsanity]

twilight = waste of of our natural resource: TREES :C

twilight = waste of pixels: E-BOOKs :(

[shrylock]

thumbs up if you think that twilight is the most depressing, dull book ever!!!

[123turb]

I love Alex's "Bizarre glare"

[DinosaurPablo]

"WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?!"

[swimforlife88]

"i like edward cullen at this point!" LOL

[musicmanicleah]

I really like Tiwlight But this amazing!!!!

[mirandajoisawsome]

i luv the bizarre glare:)

[XhuffledorXD]

TWILIGHT ISNT LITERAURE... lol if you know where thats from...

[xxdiva03xx]

@XhuffledorXD i no wher its from XD

[RoxasNamine98]

@xxdiva03xx yeah but you know us in person.... =)

[ninarox94]

@XhuffledorXD its a typo!! 

[fleurhasaface]

"and then bella this, and bella did that, and then i DIED"

[crazycatownerrants]

harry potter's in the background...just saying :)

[Relatela]

I'm a teen who reads Wuthering Heights for fun, just saying... Love these videos though! Happy Forever Day =)

[hpnatalie]

"She couldn't believe her fucking luck"

OMG Marry Me!

[ScottishLady11]

"And Bella did this. And Bella did that. And then I died..."

Oh dear.  It completely makes my day watching these.