VALVe messup

[nerfmaster329]

2:01 HOLY SHIT I FOUND OUT WHAT WILL DESTROY US ALL ON DECEMBER 21 2012

[TheFarcasPaul]

ONE with tf2 (first) has no point:you'll die faster burned down than crashing a bottle of your head.COOL

[noobslayah1]

@TheFarcasPaul He's making fun of the crit system

[scenerysound1]

who the fuck put Elmo in CSS?

[enriquevt1]

lol

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

Okay so

I lol'd.

srsly

[joshuayip2010]

earape on the end

[eroettger]

0:22 Hey guys!

[eroettger]

@eroettger woops meant 0:21

[eroettger]

@eroettger 0:20 ugh

[DrThundercritic]

0:53 server friendly fire on?

[misterrandompancake]

2:00 still waiting for that micspam...

2:03 (jettan) FINE THERE IT IS NOW STFU

[TheRevanchist9000]

Your videos are so fucking loud

[KingBrookfield]

@TheRevanchist9000

YOU DON'T KNOW JETTAN DON'T YOU?

ALL HIS VIDS ARE LOUD AND MOST OF THEM ARE, LIKE THEY ARE CALLED "EARRAPE", GET USED TO IT IF YOU WANT TO WATCH HIS MASTERPIECES.

[S0up3rD0up3r]

you forgot about the hats

[franskeenlevi]

WHERE IS L4D :O:O:O:O

[exelentdude]

Meh... Just take control and press a Gaben.

[megaimpactx51]

0:45 : hey demoman ever hear of WATER!!

[cyberman1011]

i love how the demoman is calling for the medic...

when there was fucking water right near him. :D

[xXPurpleSergueiXx]

You forgot Portal and Left 4 Dead.

[Maxitron1]

Better name: Valve in a nutshell

[takatoekoe]

css and tf2 was true lol

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

That was TF2 in a nutshell...IN 2009. Now update it to the Uber Update.

[Krauserthewolf]

0:19 sigh i feel bad for kids who are treated like that...aw hell im one of them DX

[Krauserthewolf]

@Krauserthewolf nah jk i aint im older than that but i do feel bad for them

[ChaosSolider1]

@Krauserthewolf So you are a underage person?

GET OUT.

[Krauserthewolf]

@ChaosSolider1 Fuck you dumbass nigga licker fucktard

[jettan]

@Krauserthewolf And thus your idiocy was confirmed, consider yourself blocked.

[windson7]

@Krauserthewolf nigger licker? SEEMS LIKE A LEGIT INSULT

[jettan]

@ChaosSolider1 And you, dont be an elitist douchebag.

[kittycatdancemaniac]

wow.. dog did all of that with his eye closed

[MrCcake]

Anyway much better ending for episode 2

[MrCcake]

Eli was accually on the ground in half life 2 episode 2

[TheJake1005]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH DICK!!!!!

[MeanNoZarm]

The CS:S one also applies to Team Fortress 2...and pretty much every time a parent gives their child a microphone...

[bolden0000]

What just happened

[xboxgamingfreak360]

this makes totally sense

[fuygvfyuguihvuyguuyu]

Where half life 2 episode 1?

[CristianGrecu2]

0:46 F2P medicks in a nutshell

[Madman1322]

@CristianGrecu2 Right behind you...

[death153278]

@CristianGrecu2 I am F2P and i find this offensive.

[CristianGrecu2]

@death153278

you are a medic

not a medick

[Romanian901]

@CristianGrecu2 that guy sid "ME DICK''

[xerxes1122H4X]

@death153278 Um.... F2Ps are cheap scape pieces of shit.... it's not a good thing to announce in public....

[misterrandompancake]

@CristianGrecu2 a F2P medic?? BLASPHEMY THERE ARE ONLY HEAVIES SNIPERS PYROS AND SPIES

[nielsisback]

@CristianGrecu2 i actually am a sort of f2p, but i always heal and ubercharge my teammates, medics are no fighters

[VizipapHUN]

@CristianGrecu2 ZE RACIST MEDIC

[QuatroIGN]

@CristianGrecu2 Nope, Real F2P would NEVER "Spy Check".

[MagicalPyro]

@QuatroIGN that happpened me to yesterday f2p medic started to shoot me with needle gun.

[Adriano48512]

Hai guyz SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Knux95]

0:21 lol

[BloodyhIdioth]

medic's face looks funny when he looks at the spy. he's like "OMG WAT R U DOOEN"

[thebigdestroyer111]

k-leiner

[gunner210611]

0:16 ...

[gunner210611]

0:18 ...

[cobalionisawesome]

Press 4 for ANGRY MEDIC FACE

[Adriano48512]

This expalins CSS very clearly

[Tertyu48]

Demoman, you dumb, there was water D:

[lazar73]

DUDE

UR

SO

AWESOME!

[BWS777unlucky]

@lazar73 HES

AWESOME

BECAUSE

OF

DRUGS

:3

[roboguy75]

I like your ending to episode 2 better

[TJD248]

poor kid, but I did lol when he said ''hai guise!''

[fuzzytransmissionman]

HE STUCK IT IN HER POOPER!

[6spongey98]

Did anybody else seriously laugh their ass off when the CS:S kid said "hae guise"

[ciccio5800]

maaaaaaaaaa dick

[o0gman0o]

what about left 4 dead?

[CSSSNAKEPLAYER]

poor 12 year css player why are all 15 years old like that to 12 year old? if they say one word like HEY the 15 year olds are like SHUT THE FUCK UP U STUPID KID! =/

[ChaosSolider1]

@CSSSNAKEPLAYER Cause they are gay kids who rage when they die.

[EvilLordCanas]

... there was voice acting?

[Flammable4444]

And Shit on the couch :3

[warnightify]

MEDIK!

[ShipWreckAndHaloFan]

Just gotta love the cry at 0:30.

SJDFDJKGGGFNHGILKNHJLKNHJGNJMG­KLB

Thumbs up for no reason

[waffelcakebeaver]

@ShipWreckAndHaloFan no

thumbs up for me

[ShipWreckAndHaloFan]

@waffelcakebeaver lol

[Torq95]

Meanwhile, at Valve...

[o0Emoil0o]

I LOVE THE PART AT 0:19 its so true 12 year olds shall not be allowed to have a mic

[TheLUKA64]

@o0Emoil0o is that how 12 years old sound like? im 13 and no one ever recognized im 13, i normally socialized like human ppl

[o0Emoil0o]

@TheLUKA64 if you are 13 you shal handel it like a man if anyone says that you are a troll or a stupid kid cuz the most that are like 5-12 years old just starts to cry when a guy says a thing that are real fact that arent quite nice to him but why cry like common handel it like an (normally socialized human)

[TheLUKA64]

@o0Emoil0o i dont see why i should get offended i dont give a shit of what other ppl says about me mostly cos i dont even know them in real life and will never meet them but i mainly dont give a shit

[o0Emoil0o]

@TheLUKA64 Thats good you shouldnt but kids do

[Killarila]

i like th part were the video is gay.....oh wait that's 100%.....shit.....

[v1dmaker]

'spai!

'no! D:'

'SPAI! D:<' *bonesaw*

[FinnishGuy101]

CSS part was the best :D

[twr45]

0:04 omg, what are freeman thinking off now? O_o XD

[leonderprofie123]

1:04 hl2 episode 2 should ending like this :P

[Thremle]

press 1 for POWER LEVEL

ITS OVER 99%

[TheFarcasPaul]

1:19 what is name of song?

[WouterNed]

@TheFarcasPaul /watch?v=hchsGFGd24E You're welcome ;)

Meatloaf - I'd do anything for love

[moomin96]

i feel sorry for that poor kid in the beginning :(

[SIKMetroid]

TF2 = Need MOAR Hats ! D:

[Marlowethehedgehog]

Where are the hats at TF2?

[DUDELOVE5551SBRO]

alright, WHO THE FUCK PUT ELMO IN COUNTER-STRIKE?

[TheChickenrun3]

@DUDELOVE5551SBRO every 10 year old who plays it

[TheMartdor]

@DUDELOVE5551SBRO I am like him, you know?

[MrOmgitscheese]

0:44 scrumpeh PUANCH!

[Stickheadz32]

0:25 Depression.

[energeticmouse]

WIN

[flamebot12]

power to main thrusters

[1337MrSam]

ddddddddddddddddd

[Rebbonleet]

You really like GMod do you? :)

[LilEasterTheTot]

A Jettan video with no earrape????? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!??!?!?

[imapallylol2]

@LilEasterTheTot Orly? Last second of the video.

[LilEasterTheTot]

@imapallylol2 You've made the world make sense again.

[BloodyhIdioth]

counner sreik saurus

[melonpotato]

press 1 for uploading fart thing

press 2 for 4 counter terrorists flying in the air saying AO! and a guy who cries

press 3 for Team Fotress

press 4 for MEDIC!!!

press 5 for medic getting back stabbed

press 6 for dramatic look advinistor (or something)

press 7 for..ehhh...

press 8 for credits

press 9 for ending off credits

[Moonwalker917]

@melonpotato 9

[melonpotato]

@Moonwalker917 ?

[ffspkzorz]

VALVe messup 2.

NOW.

[mcran4]

That Counter-Strike one it so true

[ChopperKnrInbound]

i like css

[nick556x]

I need that cs:s voice.

[smsteve888]

"Come on Gordon, let's do it!"

*Victory music*

[LMAO2988]

@smsteve888 that isnt victory music, thats the music you get when you earn a badge in ROBLOX.

[TheSomethingIsh]

@LMAO2988

Nope the other sounds different.

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@smsteve888 POOTIS

[mariusvanrhijn]

SPY IS SAM FISHER!

[garrysmod102]

half - life 2 is the funny part i aver seen look at gordon freeman face and alyx face

[jonasldg]

i love the music at end whee did you get it??

[garrysmod102]

i forgot that i must not drink water while watching and i forgot about it now my screen is coverd with moutian dew

[BlackTurtle82]

HL2 script fails.

[QuatroIGN]

The TF2 part was so true

[fainyance11]

wow the line of text was pretty random...even though I predicted it

[MaDarko239]

also now tf2 is about hats CHANGE IT

[simmstarproductions]

that annoying kid voice... is it your real voice?

[TheLUKA64]

0:22 is funny because is real

[CubeJackal]

why are you so mean to me i just want to play counter strike source ;_;

[TheLUKA64]

laudhed my ass off at 0:50

[theman42443]

when i saw this title i first thought mann-co :P

[Amatoposters]

First Alix was like :D and then she was like :(]

[applejuiceZOMG]

Ok let me get this straight.

Gordon and Alyx decide to have anal sex, so Kleiner actvates a button inside of Gordons body to make him fart through his dick right into Alyx's ass.

...help?

[StasAnanas]

@applejuiceZOMG You are one sick fellow...

[Thremle]

@StasAnanas the author is one sick fellow :(

[ZiozoneEmperor]

@applejuiceZOMG you see, gordon needs power to buttsex someone, therefore he installed thrusters in his dick

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@applejuiceZOMG Yes

[therealmrtaco]

@applejuiceZOMG Not really, They power his ass to fart so his dick goes en Alyx's ass.

[s0nnyburnett]

Oh I get it, they're inside Gordon.

[DannyJamesSmith23]

Elmo plays counter strike?

[mycallmichael]

i love you brother.

[Emelljee]

But Eli died BEFORE dog came in!

[s1d3w4y50812]

MEDICK!

[TheShambler34]

If you forgot stuff you could make a VALVe messup 2

[skoolroxGOLD]

@PrototypeAndroid More like elmo

[TheFlashnox]

counter strike source part was the best

:D

[pontarn00]

lol i bursted into laught when i was watching the counter strike part

[JoshOOawAKAjosh]

spy haha

[ompakt]

I like valve.

[KoalaOdder]

"Your sucscribtion to jettan has been added"

[dalehauri]

lol counter strike

[raptorx890]

Make a sequel please Jettan. :D

[a0001521]

half life 2: gordon finally gets his wish

counter strike source: little kids strike in

team fortress 2: lessons to all admins, mp_friendlyfire 0

half life 2 ep2: lessons to advisors, beware of dogs

[patronerosegueton]

ROlf.

xDDD!

The best part is 0:28

LoOLOLOlo

[patronerosegueton]

AJJAAAJJAAJAJAJAJAJ, xD!

AHHAHAHAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA, xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

[TDakotaW]

lolol

[DJacKnifeAlpha]

Dam...181 videos? You got my sub.

[nonamre]

There's already water damage on my table...I don't need to shit on my couch...

[FlammingPuddles]

SPY! no! spy!

[Matthawk12]

Lol, that's so like Counter Strike XD

[MrLukke15]

Yaay, Meat Loaf! =D

[xIegionx]

the counter strike kid sounded like the umbilical brother's little girl act

[fefodevil]

CS:S anord TF2 are is perfect

[talivan512]

c'mon Gordon lets do it...

TARAAAAAAA

[MrTheanticops]

LOOOL

[somoman123]

loved the episode 2 part

[roxasfruit]

why r u so mean to me i only wanna play css

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[mcran4]

Hi guys .......shut up!

[deadtrend]

DoD source?

[hbiubri]

0:58 dead ringer spy

[mithcair]

1:33 xD

[RickyRiddy2]

1:07 why is eli alive when dog attacks?

[EOCB]

@RickyRiddy2 'cuz he is awesome

[RickyRiddy2]

@EOCB

*SPOILER ALERT*

thats not how the real ending went.

it killed eli before dog even got there.

[nick556x]

@RickyRiddy2 Cause it's a mess up