Alton Brown Fried Turkey 1/3

[DownMyBasement]

i just searched "fried turkeys" and this came up first...

[lycheesack]

I watch this episode perfectly, but the second has region restrictions :( Canada

[HisROYALbadnes]

Grrr, 240p we meet again.

[WilliamGruff]

@ionfalcom: You are the nutter on the bus and I claim my free seat elsewhere.

[WilliamGruff]

@ionfalcom: It may surprise you to learn that, having no idea what you are talking about, I'm not in the least bothered by what I think was intended as a slur.

A broader vocabulary might help you to make a point, any point.

[MultiPowerpunch]

He's fat in this episode eh? Damn big ass stomach obesity

[HattoSora]

4:10 - 4:12

A wild GLOVE appears!

[rubyfire317]

@wanderlisclous it is mo lomger blocked

[SA20Anonymous]

A complete bastardization on Rockwell's depiction on one of the Four Freedoms... I love it.

[wanderliscious]

Hey what gives! parts 2 and 3 are blocked now! the firemen stuff is the best part! jerks

[WilliamGruff]

Part 2 is blocked in the 'U'K on copyright grounds.

[WilliamGruff]

A pint is not 'a pound the world around'. In England, and the rest of the 'U'K, a pint of water weighs a pound and a quarter (20 fl oz to an imperial pint).

[ChromaAurora]

I shouldn't stereotype, but why am I not surprised in the slightest by the American South deep frying everything that they can?

[CHAOS88100]

this makes me feel sorry for these farm raised birds, it almost makes me want.... wait... damn thats some tasty bird

[pyrogyra72]

I wish Alton Brown was our Home Ec teacher when I was in Jr. high.

[Batmanpwnz]

hes not wearing gloves at 4:10 then he is again oh silly editing

[chrono4203]

Every video i see of people frying turkeys they do it 2 feet from their houses. Then they catch on fire.......i don't get why people do it so close to the house.

[tempusrob]

Man, I can't believe I've never watched this show!

[OneSwellChick]

I wish Alton Brown could give me a private cooking lesson ;)

[shaun365]

2:18 ROFL!!

[samn100]

he got jizzed on *snicker*

[mrrogue72]

interesting about free range.

[dgallegos4201]

Nothing wrong with a franken bird!

[walpoly]

"I've got two words for you: Burn. Ward."

[KatiushaVN4]

If the woman in the painting can't carry that huge turkey, how the hell she manages to carry it from the kitchen to the table?? Funny video, but stupid comedy. I vote 1 star for whoever came up with that "funny" idea. Bad job this time Alton Brown

[RandomMultiLives]

@KatiushaVN4 Over analyze much?

[GeorgeInCincinnati]

INCOMING LOL!!!

[DilMoKnows]

i love how they still use this intro even tho its around ten years old.

[ArchArturo]

Not to defend aggressive meat eaters (unnecessary is useless, eat what you kill! Or at least give it some use, like our ancestors did) but, it's the protein of the meat that lead the human brain to develop faster in what we are today.

[willj843]

support PETA

People for the

Eating of

Tasty

Animals

[orlandorays]

@willj843 You don't even need the filler words. "People Eating Tasty Animals".

[Bijou42]

@willj843 NEVER! I shall proudly prepare my 'Smart Turkey'/tofurkey tomorrow and refuse to contribute to the turkey massacre...

[mrrogue72]

@willj843 Yeah, PETA sucks.

[quizzlefits]

Looked like he was about to pee on the Norman Rockwell painting (timewise @ 1.28)

[CountGams]

162747...it's called "The Food Chain" for a reason... If I took away everything you owned made from animals or animal by-products, you would be a skinny-assed burlap wearing, tofu eater...I suggest that for Thanksgiving this year everyone pit-fry a tree hugger...Luv, Count.

[YoshiStory500001]

your a dumb ass hippie. its just a fucking bird people eat turky every day

[flycrg]

but its yummy yummy delicious murder

[somethingwired7]

How is it murdering for no reason? its murdered for our enjoyment of its deliciousness

[optweb2k]

Horray, 162747 won't be eating turkey this year! MORE FOR US!!!

[pigeonofvengance]

What if it attacks you first? What if you kill it in self defense? What are you going to do after that huh? just leave it in the ground to rot? You wasteful bastard.

[sred14]

gtfo youtube fucking pacifist.

[UncleChevitz]

Turkeys are omnivorous, they kill to eat also, we are just saving the innocent lives of millions of annelids and insects.

Get a clue before you come preaching to the world, nobody here wants to be proselytized to your beliefs. Go comment on a PETA video.

[kingkongbassbeat]

For your comment I'll go run over some puppies and kittens on Christmas on top of shooting some baby deer.

[Meatbagz]

Turkey is so yummy! Especially when they're killed slowly. Mm, you can just taste the juicy, delicious pain!

[gieslebt]

I agree. Sooooo good.

[alwaysfaithful1110]

I miss the old looking Alton Brown... Since he lost weight he looks kinda scary.

[kiminokami]

no estoy de acuerdo.

[BellaOfBacardi]

I love Good Eats! ;o)

[max2082]

All I can say is I've got two word for you BURN WARD. LOL

[nastygozu]

This is the best way for turkey I have ever had!!! Very very juicy! This guy is an amazing chef or whatever!

[KittyLady123]

this is the best show ever

[BlaccBoii]

Awesome gotta love Alton Brown he's like the Bill Nye the science guy of the food network 5 ***** ' s Alton

[lizhurry]

@BlaccBoii I swear..tonight we're watching TV after dinner and I say...hey there's Bill Nye lets watch! My 13 year old hoots....hahahaha mom that is not Bill Nye.....well maybe not, but they are very entertaining.

[warrkrymez]

Elton John.

[ClamAttack]

I love his laugh after the old lady falls over, makes me laugh.

[kulutres]

He has such a charm on his show, on Iron Chef he just seems like hes always reading a script or something, but on his own turf of Good Eat's, you get the real humor and personality of him, which I love.

[maineventmike]

4:12 no rubber gloves 4:13 rubber gloves! haha

[SuperUniverse10]

XD!!

[PierceHardwood]

Hehehe. Magic of television!

[thomask812]

has anyone actually ever done all this?

[nha10]

I find him a bit annoying in this show, I like him in Iron chef though

[HARDCORESKELETORN]

yeah, me too

[SadChristian]

Can someone PLEASE post a video of Alton Brown doing his colonel Sanders impression? (Or direct me to one that already exists?)

It's HILARIOUS!

[dmGFX]

I believe it's in his episode on drinks, "Raising the Bar"

[johnkollor]

Look up the good eats episode "True Grits" a guy has them all posted here =] lol it is really funny when he dose colonel sanders lol he's good at it

[legendofthemoon]

i <3 alton ^^

[mortson978]

giant ice cream cone, HILARIOUS.

[waparker4]

around 4:14 he is not wearing latex gloves when the camera is in the bucket but then suddenly, gloves!

[AussieFan94]

Sweet

[Stufftough]

I hope someone tries to kill me

[THELEGENDARYSHAKE]

THIS GUY IS AWSOME

[callicia143]

omg, now what you going to do with the giant ice cream cone huh?

[DTHAI17]

thx for the upload i wanted to fry one for turkey day

[Mel1334]

Alton Brown is awesome!

[DaBlueJay]

Alton Brown Rocks!!!!

[darkblade119]

witch season and witch episode is this?

[RockonDude92]

boy you sure know how to spell.*Which*

[TragicGuineaPig]

Because she's made of wood? BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!!

[Mel1334]

oh, bb, no. Read more books, ok? :)

[AliLovesSomeone]

Alton Brown is the BESTTT !

[Novalife]

I FUCKING LOVE ALTON BROWN!@!

[shoa31]

Did he just spit into the bucket after he poured in the ice?

[cocoacorin]

Eww! I think I did see something fly from his mouth as he was talking.

[gking407]

two words: burn ward, lol

[MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt]

lol.. we just need a good place to store it .. arrr lets see, and he moves a giant pink snow cone XD? lolz... awsomes

[tonyiommifan]

"A pint's a ound a world around."

lol

i didn't even really care about cooking until i saw my first episode of Good Eats....

now it's my favorite thing to do!!!

[massenergy]

lol i love the bukkake shot on 0:40.

[drk2338]

Notice when Alton is pointing out the features of the cooler and when he adds the brine and turkey he is wearing gloves but in between when stirring... no gloves

[CanadaEh1969]

i can fry a turkey, but this way looks safer. ill try it this year

[SweetHeart4563]

i am 9 and dis is my fav sho!

[magicwestie]

mine to but im 30

[JohnSheppard339]

lol

[yawnablebear]

good eats is my favorite show on food network

[Dimlix]

My first name is Alton

[JohnSheppard339]

why is he -3 he just said he name alton wtf

[scolamiero]

Nootrzk lkefheil daal!!!!!

[WISDOMPRODUCTI0NS]

you terrorist

[cornycorn5]

the results will sure be.........good eats

[gtiprod]

The best turkey fryer is an ELECTRIC TURKEY FRYER. It is much safer than propane.

[jajadick]

i fried one last year dident turn out to good

[Frogger0neXx]

Thats because you didn't cook it right, ours was moist and tender and perfect salty'nest from the briming.

[yellowman88]

This is why Americans are fat! Regular turkey is awesome enough. Why do you have to fry it???

[Frogger0neXx]

reason #1 taste better #2 the meat will certainly be moist #3 this is thanks giving which is only once a year, Why the hell Not?

and also I exercise every day fool, so does my family.

[Frogger0neXx]

yellowman88" your comment was weak, do us all a favor and go swallow a knife lame ass.

[yellowman88]

Calm down fat ass. You might get a heart attack.

[Frogger0neXx]

Man you know what, arguing with a person who's acting like you would get no where. whats your problem anyways? there's much better things to do than being on youtube all day picking fights with random people, you need to stop catagorizing people they way you are doing, obviously for some reason you hate Americans and here just to start shit, just injoy your life man, all this shit is just a waste of time, Piece.

[yellowman88]

Your the person who called me a fool.  You started it. :p

[SuperKawaiiNeko]

Actually...you called him fat first.

[Supnitle]

Dude, just shut up. You're a racist prick. Also, Alton said in his frying show, that if it's done right, very little fat is absorbed into the food. So get your facts straight. Also, stop being so racist.

[KingOystar]

oh man when i saw that fire ball come out of that pot when the turkey was droped in my eyes got very big

[AgentCross420]

He uses Kosher Salt.

[redfoxxxx]

a pound of table salt??

or what?

[kotf]

FUCK YEAH ALTON BROWN!

[Anarquistador]

So a commercially-raised turkey can barely stand up, is incapable of mating on its own, and is injected with fat.

...I think I'm gonna have the fish...

[64blackbird92]

You could shoot your own, or get some heritage turkey breeder friends. :)

[jpdeathblade]

Anyone else see that when the camra is in the cooler that his gloves dissapear?

[64blackbird92]

He probably did that shot in the cooler afterwards; the hot water would have fogged up the lens.

...and personally I'd be a bit iffy about putting my camera and my hands into a cooler with hot water in it D:

[RainOnTheWindow]

Does he have two turkey fryers? in Wok This Way his turkey fryer stand is round. Here it's square.

[garifuu]

Short, squat, stable. Kind of like me, except the stable part. Hehe.

[chudson12]

Death to Uni-Taskers

[SHoLaK]

turkey hindi demek ancak bunlar buyuk harle yazmıslar. o yuzden bıraz yanlıs ...

[kikiyokouno09]

alton brown is my idol...

[heyerstandards]

"Do you see it? I don't see it." classic

[Fuzzihuski]

<3 alton brown

[MrHairyNutz]

Whats with all the politics on this video list?

[TBEG444]

ingilizce herhalde türkey hinid demek

[44vatan06mekan]

arkadaşlar cahil olmak zormus bu adam turkleremi sallıyo anlamadım birisi tercume ederse sevınırım valla

[explosiveturtle]

lol i wonder how many times he blew up the turkey before he got this down to cake. SUPER COOL

[j0zypheen]

I *heart* Good Eats!!!

[cool1524]

cry turkey cry

[TRMastersTR]

İ LOVE İSTANBUL xD

[ryunin5654]

No cussing.

[pjsands04]

i love it

[NY4Life]

Genius!

[titatwix]

love this show

[hamfatter]

glorious

[Andorian12]

His show is so awesome!