Monk with Nina Conti

[ClarinoI]

"I want to come on your face", I know how you feel Monk.

[honorablegod]

shes hot and funny but she needs to work on changeing her voice for the puppet

[ctomeiaviles]

I LOVE HER!! ...SHE'S SMOKIN HOTT!!! =)

[wunism]

brilliant interaction with the monkey! Well done. She may not have the amount of material that Jeff Dunham has, but IMO pulls it off much smoother and better. His voice has very obvious facial and mouth movements whereas Nina multitaskes very well! Keep it up.

[CFabregatAnimation]

i want to marry that woman

[cologne2792]

It's far more clever than it appears

[Stickcricket101]

Monk makes the act and Nina is very easy on the eyes , good combo :)

[mrtvman]

dam shes so hot i want to fuck her so bad

[retroKing90]

booobies 

[Biteurarse]

Nina's act is a laugh. The laughing at her own jokes is purposeful as it adds to the monkey speaking its own dialogue. Have just watched this on tv and must say that her breasts are fantastic on a 60" screen. Thanks Nina, a laugh and a perv, top nite.

[Snoofalah]

It's pretty disrespectful that everyone's just focusing on her looks and not her talent. I don't want to white knight or anything, but I suggest you all gawk at Jeff Dunham's unfunny penis and review that instead.

[camilowish]

@Snoofalah Well... She's hot, can't argue that, and yes, she's got talent, but c'mon, you can't compare her to Jeff Dunham, he's at a way higher level, and an already stablished entertainer with over 20 years of experience. She's still got a long way to go, but that doesn't mean she won't get there.

PS: Her boobs are huge, kind of hard not to notice =P

[slyer72]

not very funny, quite simplistic humor

[garyjamestaylor]

not very funny but at least nina is easy on the eye

[Fatpie42]

That was f-ing brilliant.

"Jim Henson knew his place." - Love it!

[robinbakker1988]

did anyone couldn't stop staring at those tits ??

[Bollalillo]

she sucks and laugh to much of her own jokes

[insaneJericho]

It's bad enough that her acts (and I use the plural extremely loosely) are all the bloody same, but come on, the woman sucks.

[RACISTbEARaNDbIRD]

Hey she was in Black Books ^__^

[Wannabeyourcupcake]

hahaahaahahaha funni i like it when he was like"ur a creepy bitch!"

[INDImind]

Very talented!! I like Nina!! well done gal!

[chenrikl]

I love rude ventriloquists!

[MsMercy2000]

she does same act over and over

[123Injuneer]

I want to pet her monkey.

[mintmarshall]

so bad on QI

[tonyblews]

Monk sounds like Nina's dad, Tom Conti.

[LlamasOnAcid]

saw her on QI wasn't impressed, wasn't impressed by this either. the jokes have got an extremely similar ring to the ones on QI and this was 5 years ago...

[Tokerific1976]

@LlamasOnAcid You have no respect for a genuine art form. Love to see you post a video doing the same as she does to the quality she does. I await your post with interest

[Tokerific1976]

@LlamasOnAcid You saw her on IQ 5 years ago? Can I get a loan of your time machine? Her first appearance on IQ was yesterday....fresh off the TV. Your an idiot

[jonmarklong]

@Tokerific1976 the program is called "QI" not "IQ", and they meant that this clip was uploaded five years ago not her QI appearance. How's that glass house treating you?

[Tokerific1976]

@jonmarklong My glass house is just fine tyvm and I still await your better performance.

[jonmarklong]

@Tokerific1976 I don't remember saying anything about being able to do ventriloquism. Nor do I remember criticising Nina who I think is very talented. Just think that you calling someone an idiot for their opinion on her material, and doing it in an idiotic way, was quite funny.

[LlamasOnAcid]

@Tokerific1976 its QI not IQ, and i never said she wasn't talented nor did I claim I could do the same thing. This video was posted 5 years ago, I was comparing the fact that both QI and this video which has 5 years seperating it has very similiar jokes which must mean that she hasn't come up with anything new all this time. she isn't funny for me that's the whole point. i feel like i'm talking to a child because I'm breaking this dong so much.

[SelasSolaris]

"Stop pretending that it's not your fault!" was probably the only part that made me laugh. Thanks for ruining QI BITCH!

[racingfan1083]

1:38 that camera angle just looks so wrong

[repwin]

The Jim Henson joke was funny

[spacecowboy5000]

Monk sounds like Sean Connery.

[naughtyvalues]

I wonder can she make her P*&** talk as well?

[christymarie1992]

She is great but Jeff Dunham is better.

[DeadJack34]

I really like her boob... I mean monkey!!!!

[BEPandMJ]

wanna be jeff dunham -,-

[QualityTubes]

The Monkey said what I was thinking at the end of the clip.. He said, "I want to cum on your face.".... lol.. :-)

[Frizzurd]

the monkey sounds like a middle aged woman not a he.

[w0rdisbond]

ehhh..

[voltron63]

lol love it ..

[Koukasharpei]

She's very good

[helloantonio]

Great tits make up for a multitude of sins.

[2114245]

i want to come on your face

[naughtyvalues]

@LouisDTV , she's not that good!

[SlackMorris]

I want to fuck her with the monkey on. I don't care.

[naughtyvalues]

@SlackMorris you and me both brother!

[destiny2909]

I'm very off-put by the fact she laughs at everything "he" says. Stop.

[MRA7XDRUMMeRDudE93]

I want to be monk and come (cum) on her face. :) ;)

[RodimusMinor1987]

She is realy Sexy nice Side Boob

[lafemmefatalle]

I'm in love

[lafemmefatalle]

@SONYMAN915 .. well ... apparently we disagree on what is or is not an attractive woman. i'm certainly glad that i don't have YOUR taste in women.

that was rather random and insipid, actually.

[naughtyvalues]

@SONYMAN915 , oh yes and your the master at picking good women!

[SONYMAN915]

@naughtyvalues MY PICKS OF WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT FROM EVERY MEN. 

WOMEN WHO I THINK ARE PRETTY ARE

1 .LAUREN LONDON

2. KIM KARDASHIAN

3. NATHALIE KELLEY

4. EVA ANGELINA

5. MEGAN FOX.

SO AM I A MASTER OR NOT? YOUR CALL

[naughtyvalues]

Megan Fox, is the only hot one on your list! the reason are nothing but dirty holes!

[oMeGaSoLjaX]

@naughtyvalues Have you not seen Megan Fox recently? She's a dog.

[naughtyvalues]

@oMeGaSoLjaX no i haven't! she looks that bad?

[TheFirstClassedFreak]

God's it endless!!!

[TheJokerK2]

I Love how you put the title AS 'Monk WITH Nina Conti'

[skate1206]

Jeff dunham and Nina conti doing a show together would be great!

[bloodboy227]

I was his bitch till SUNRISE!!

[skate1206]

So hot

[Kwasas]

You know Jeff Dunham, he is nothing! I LOVE YOU! ;)

[greenday21]

funny and sexy i like how she laughs at the monkey kinda ads to it

[Rida103]

she doesn't have a good fake (ventriloquist) voice but very funny

[sweetypie000]

she's lovely and funny and so is monk !

[KiribiKiribiMacaco]

she is funny and beautiful. i want to marry her.

[DevlPB]

I would bang the shit out of her and the monkey.

[TheONeVoiCEOfReaSOn]

id fuck her, thats all

[bob7327]

Can I cum on your face what no here

I come here I come here I em this voice is cute on a monkey but with breasts it's bloody sinister. Funniest thing I ever heard

[spike8007]

she sucks but shes hot hehe

[drackegan]

Hmm, she likes it on the face

[screeningmimi]

She is brilliant

[totallyINFAMOUS]

Monk: "snoring like the harlet you are" Random Audience Member: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOoOOOOO!!

[ewrtzuiuztre]

love it!

[Lougy93]

i also want to cum on her face

[bigderekkeene]

I have something in common with that puppet.......i wanted to come on her face too!!

[Aku1113]

i <3 the monkey he is so cute ^-^

[greenbean598]

@Aku1113 whos looking at the monkey! :P

[MrSodaducky]

damn....shes rly hot for a ventrilloquist

[yvonneost12]

Dont ever get nervous before a show Nina , you are bloody good. well done.

[silarnon]

@yvonneost12 *cough*part-of-the-act*cough*

[Vamp6661]

How did she do that?

does it take years to become a ventriloquists?

[DMSTL4L]

SHWING!!!



[agorachief]

wow, not only was she funny, but some of her concepts were pretty mind-bending. great job!

[LunethxX]

she's laughing at her own jokes.... not funny

[rox1601]

@LunethxX If she wouldn't, i guess this would really ruin the illusion.

[LunethxX]

@rox1601 hmmm... I think your right :P

[qwertybert90]

She made a visual mistake, which was she let go of the bag.

[TheRealFobican]

65 people could might as well be jumping out their closets cuz they do not like hot women!

[BRENOP1]

This is funny. It is a really good video and she is a really good ventriloquist.

[megarcanine]

she looks like katy perry

[BRENOP1]

I believe you. When she smiles she looks a lot like Katy Perry.

[SuperPeter05]

Fkn sweet

[JimmyCoola]

ventriloquism must have at one point lead to schizophrenia

[dantheking35]

Nina Conti & Jeff Dunham would do an awesome couple ! :)

[Pepi1994]

i'd probably go her

[omglollmao123]

Her tits speak more than her routines ever could imo...

Most beautiful comedian I've seen.

[choad45]

this is so adorable I can't even take it!  lol

[ToDamnHardToFindName]

Soooo funny! I love Monk, hes so sassy ;))

[anthonyisonfire]

Funny act, cute lady, shit ventriloquist. What kind of professional can't do g & b that?

Still would though.

[scorch048]

Watched this years ago. loved it. @4:44 " want to "Cum" on your face??? I can't remember from the original performance...

[tomview1]

she's got great tits

[greeneyedgoddess37]

She is funny no matter how many times you hear the same stuff she is talented!!!

[the42degrees]

hahahahah she's so clever! "i'm naked" "i'm in your mind" "lets go back and get some therapy" hahah

[wonderkind7]

"Jim Hensin knew his place!" *cackles*

[iLisaYOU]

....but with breasts it's fucking sinister

[Wulfik666]

Don't you like me naked :D I lol'd ! :D

[pantstelly93]

"it's a sweet little voice on a monkey but with breasts it's bloody sinister!" HA!

[billyowyeah]

THE BA THE BEST!

[Lokalpatriot87]

I LOVE THE ACCENT...

[shin1300]

hottest ventriloquist ever! >:D

[johnisvet]

epic side boob

[MissKSE]

you like that side boob?

'Cause that's MYYYY side boob.

oh family guy.

[91Tribual]

man...this sux

[3Sephy]

was anyone else concerned when Monk said he wanted to come on her face?

[1234tombaker]

@3Sephy

Not concerned, jealous he got the chance

[tristanrox8]

Monk:got any canadian jokes?

Nina conti:no

monk:you're on your own bitch!

[Member0420]

I kept starring at her boobs....and they can apparently talk.

[SuperWebkinzFreak]

Where do you get this puppet? I want to buy Monk :D

[crazylego321]

0:48 lolololololol

[SBRJulia]

excellent!

[NutinBtr2Do]

Not sure what you guys see in her, shes not pretty at all and shes NOT funny either. YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[mangandoy162]

@NutinBtr2Do

i wonder how your girlfriend, sister or mom looks like.

she's hot.

[devil76p]

she is hot

[acecolt29]

your on your own bitch

[warriors156]

she has a very nice monkey

[naamlucked]

wow she hot and good what u wan't more!?

[Mattie123]

shes hot..

[01mccartney]

Not funny. Try jeff dunham or paul zerdin

[Thronsohn]

thats the way a women should be built! fuck all this size-zero shit!

[loonpolice1]

very entertaining.

[PitbullNL]

why she laughs about her jokes?

[mazon21]

@PitbullNL i think it makes it better...

[mynyme93]

@PitbullNL It's to add to the fact it's ventriliquism, so it's like she's interacting with another person

[TaMszz]

@PitbullNL

Becaaaause, it's gives the better illusion that the monkey actually speaks when she laughs to the monkey's jokes. Anyway makes it better performance.

[abuselotof]

Holy Lord! She is so sexy!!

[nihilnoise]

shes sooo gorgeous!

[Echosofthemind]

I can't hear her.

[RaceRival299]

The original is " but with tits it's fucking sinister"

[TheBitterDoubt]

It's funny how she calls herself a bitch

[TeacherMonkey]

I bet she can make her boobs talk. Lets see that next.

[chrisbrownhsmjblover]

but with breasts its bloody sinister

[chrisbrownhsmjblover]

god its endless

[dayiiv]

for anybody complaining that its the same material 1) you dont complain about bands playing the same songs after only being around for a few years. 2) hwo do you think she feels having do do the same material in every little club in the country then taking it to other countries to do again and again only having edinburgh to do a full hour for a change.

[vrushalk]

@dayiiv I agree. Its very easy to complain.. even convenient. To have an understanding and be kind, takes an effort. Probably for some people, the effort is not worth it.

[Layk35]

damn... didn't know ventriloquists could be so HOT

[TradingThought]

@Layk35 wonder what other things she can do ventriloquism with ;)

[ImEminemBitch]

@Layk35 161 people that liked this r horny :)

[TheHereandqueer]

love it love it love it!! nina conti is way awsum!

[MichaelSedrak]

I love how she really laughs. It makes it seem like a very realistic two sided conversation. She has a lovely personality too! :)

[bigpapa861]

here i come, here i come, HERE I AM!!! o my god im HUGE and a lady!

[meqs43]

Does anyone think she looks ALOT like Katy Perry?

Plus shes got a GREAT pair of knockers......just like Katy!!! :D

[bigpapa861]

@meqs43 I DO!!!!!

[Pombo100Asas]

This is one awesome act!!! 

[zelmanclocklove11]

" I was his bitch till sunrise!!!" Bwuahahahahaha XD !!! Best jokes from monk XD !!