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  • lol at lonelygirl15

  • dude, im a fucking us army soldier! THANK YOU BROTHER! THANK YOU! WE need your help like this! thank you!

  • this guy reminds me of grounds keeper Willie hehe

  • Love the accent man..... Everyone else.... uuummmm, it's British type humor... Very dry and very sarcastic.... I can see that many don't bloody-fookin get it.... :-D I think it's funny as shit.... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • that guy needs to shut up

  • wow get a life dude and support our troops, this guy can keep on complaining

  • @Snipedkill1016 The military works for the banks who run this world you dumbshit, and you want us to support the troops ?

  • ur a wank

  • stop playing the bad guardian...

  • get away from that flag you disgusting european piece of shit.

  • thats wrong its not what we know of right now where soldiers stand up individually and can say no but to vut them off certain videos is the total opposite, someone knows there asss is guilty and scared, theres no symbiotic relationship between military and government when you refuse information from your military but the nation and military should be one. anD WOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOOOOOVED THAT MYSPACE CLEAVAGE SHOT!!

  • well if your telling the truth about the armys slow internet shit im not going to join. i already took the asvap and stuff but ID RATHER STAY HOME ON HIGHSPEED INTERNET

  • Freedom in this country is threatened by a government that wages preemptive war and expects the United States Citizens to pay for these misadventures. The politicians (as opposed to statesman) of government feel as though they have the right to wage these wars by stealing our hard earned cash and by spilling our blood in the wreckage of their foregin policy. This bankrupts our country and depopulates it at the same time. The murdering criminals running the government should be brought to trial.

  • did anyone tell him Marlon Brando died?

    ;)

  • Scottland is a dictatorship??????????/

  • No I think we'd actually get stuff accomplished if our president would send more troops over and get this war over with. I support the war, but I'm all for peace. It's pretty simple.. if you want peace, prepare for war. If this country would just realize that if we went in, accomplished our task, and the military was not disturbed by a bunch of peace freaks that are concerned more about middle easterners getting hurt then their own freedom, we could be out of Iraq and win this war.

  • haha

  • You all feared no-fly-zones and urged a major attack against THE GREATEST CONSPIRACY THEORY KNOWN TO MAN that lurked behind them.

    If America adopts fascist laws for security, why wouldn't she also receive propagandists like you guys?

    After you all were wrong about the dangers of the no-fly-zones, which paperbag company did you call?

    Did they have a good fit over your heads for destroying our country like that?

  • This guys pretty much crazy about things the soldiers listen to. Does he take himself serious?

  • Hes Not Irish Dickhead

  • the acter was mel gibson

  • i believe he is scotish, ya i think he from scotland, sounds like William Wallace, From The Movie (Brave Heart).......

  • I don't know if you will get this but you sound like captain McMillan from cod 4 and modern warfare 2

  • Ur an idoit.. the war is pointless

  • LMAO

  • not a brit

  • Erice161, I agree. In fact I know a fellow who was reprimanded apparently for blogging about voting for peace.

  • or maybe its not because of watching "goth girls and cat on skateboard" but maybe its because they are not wanting their personal to watch videos that arent mainstream information sources backing the war and military industrial complex but stating things like "why are we actually in iraq" or that they are palnning on bringing the military onto the streets of the USA or information that isnt cleared by fox and other bias sources.

  • The purpose behind this is there is a lot of posts on these sites about US military being used for domestic activities.  Now whether or not this is true, it is bound to affect the morale of our troops, giving them doubt about what they are told by the brass etc...

  • The net is spreading we will consume them all as in Christ prophecy. Down with brainwashing the soldiers and wars. We dont need super powers...the net is the super power ...they are all going like the Dinosaurs ....amen.

  • im proud to be an american where at least i know im free, so go fuck yourself you stupid lonely brits

  • We NEED the military and police on our side - they are our neighbors and fellow Americans. Let's do all we can to educate them to not obey illegal, unconstitutional orders.

  • since the military is being prepared to police Americans, they don't want the soldiers getting any ideas of their own about the NWO agenda. Youtube and myspace are the best places to spread the truth. Perhaps they are afraid that the military will point guns the wrong way.

  • Mmmmm.... Karen.

  • no constitution no U.S. anarchy

  • revolution 2009

  • I love this guy!!!!

  • Wow if I saw you around I woulda knock you the fuck out.

  • Live by the sword, die by the sword!!!!

  • HA HA HA HA HA ME TOO.

  • myspace and youtube are full of information that would make many of the soldiers think twice about why they are there. and they can't have that.

  • @Revolt300 - Yea you're right we can't have american soldiers actually thinking for themselves and using deductive reasoning to consider the best way to conduct there time and efforts. That could be dangerous. They should just mindlessly follow any rules they get and never question the government. Since when has the government been wrong or steered us in the wrong direction? *End sarcasm.

  • yep im in the army and it puzzles me how im fighting for the constitution and yet i dont have rights of free speech...do you smell Epic failure too?

  • a lot of soldiers use myspace to communicate with their families

  • dont bag the U.S army the are the best you should be tossing shit on the U.K and Aus army they're the ones who dont do any thing

  • shut up you stupid cousen banging fuck

  • your blind fuck

  • very true

    good point there

  • U2 sucks and this guy's accent is totally fake! he's not even a genuine native!!! HAHA that's hilarious

  • That's cause he is not trying to sound American. That's a Scottish accent. Well a Scottish accent when they have spent too much time in America.

  • You, sir, would not survive for 3 seconds in any of the world's armed services...

  • fuck you

  • i'm sorry but this is stupid, not only are soldiers u.s citizens but cmon your telling the people that protect our country that they cant enjoy their life with these leisures

  • I Love UR ACCENT!!!

    oh and wut u said was funny too

  • the feds dont want the troops on youtube or myspace cause they might find out the truth about all the lies theyve been told.

    they might start protectin the constitution instead of the evil feds.

  • The military does offer computers for soldiers to use, they can access youtube and can stay in touch with their friends.

  • when you said "cute Australian girls", did you refer to nat on "community channel"?

  • Lol ahahaha crazy sheet lol good stuff....

  • omg u ppl are fucktarded hes not serious its all for a laugh for christs sake relax and enjoy damn too many ppl wit sticks in there assholes

  • dude fuck you. if you know how. bored it is over there you would probley be on youtube all the time.

  • OH my fucken god I bet u piss of asia just for saying that because u united kindom are so gay and I'm not american

  • United Kingdom = awesome.

    fraserfg = a dumbass. Americans are not a race, it is something called Nationality, ethnicity? race? no!

    baneat = needs to shut the hell up, yes some Americans are fat but hey British girls (not all) are fat as shit and have fake sun tans who try to look American. Come tell someone in the U.S Military that we are oil hungry and scream USA USA USA, I promise you'll get your ass handed to you.

  • It is neither of the three. The US is a melting pot.

  • if your so againest youtube then y r u doing this video.

  • He isn't against youtube he is against people who are suppose to be protecting yoyr country from terrorists going on youtube.

    Learn to listen before leaving stupid fuck comments

  • are the soldiers supposed to be protecting us from make believe terrorists. It is sad that most people fall for the propoganda the govt. and media play on you. obama bin laden..o mean osama is just a make believe character used as a scapegoat... just as was harvey lee oswalk, sirhan, sirhan and timothy mcvay... the war on terror, just like the war on drugs, the fight for cure or aids and wanting world peace is all bs..

  • I agree but my point was the solider are suppose to be there fighting or some shit and they are all on youtube.

    They should be off raping and killing not laughing at some shit on youtube.

  • they aren't on patrol and shit 24/7, they have some time to themselves too

  • i wouldnt call scottish person dumb you stupid dumb ignorant american they invented most things you use and millions of you are decsended from scots they are very inteligent pepole far more inteligent than the average american but then who isnt ahaahahah honestly europe should join that scou allaince thing with the east and get rid off america fuck america fuck all you americans nobody likes you you shouldnt be a race americans are a frankinstein invention by europeans im so sick of americans

  • dude your gay

  • keep sucking the fluoride, continue to numb down & sprain your brains, IS'T MSM baby

  • "primoabruzzi (9 months ago)

    Why is GI Joe not allowed near the computer?

    Because the military is based on bullshit, and it wants to make sure this fact remains classified."

    LOL! Perfect! Now I know why! This is the best coment on the video! It's funny because it's true! XD

  • Thanks to the fucking government, I can't send any funny videos or chat with my uncle on Myspace because of the fucking ban. Plus the government isn't telling us why. The ban is idiotic and I see no reason for it. This is America, not the Soviet Union! Give the troops more freedom, they deserve it!

  • Dude, you're talking out of your ass.

    I appreciate the sympathy and am all for giving service members all that you can. But in reality these sites are only being blocked from workspace computers.

    Any service member can go and get access from their barracks or berthing out of their own pocket anytime they want. Also, most bases accommodate the members with access at the various rec centers.

    And if the O-6 running the place isn't corrupt and pocketing the earnings, it's most likely free.

  • shut the fuck up u dumb ass scot

  • Haha, scotish people have ugly teeth. How many gay ass scotish troops ar in the war, oh none. America FTW, you and your country SUCK!!!!

  • You are the shining example of the kind of person that should be dragged through the street while people spit, piss and shit all over you. FOR BEING SO FUCKING IGNORANT.

    Who cares if he's Scottish? Who cares if he has bad teeth? You're going to talk shit about him and his country from behind America's name to justify and validate your comments?

    You are a fucking piece of garbage. I don't care how many Scots are in the war. I do, however, care how many assbandits like you are on this planet.

  • So a person and their country suck for trying to widen the scopes of others? jeez, whatever happened to don't ask, don't tell and don't harass. And it doesn't prove that one scot who has ugly teeth, the whole of Scotland has ugly teeth. Look at Sean Connery, does he have ugly teeth? So stop having simpleminded, biased misjudgments of of someone before proper analysis.

  • USA USA USA!!!!! We are fat and use unnecessary amounts of the world's resources! We bomb other countries and get into wars we have no place in for oil. OIL!

  • yes i do have selective hearing!!!

  • fuck u skinhead!if you were in the military you would understand so fuck u i was a marine i didnt have a chance to relax my grandfather was a marine in vietnam i bet hewish he could relax!fucking wannabe and fuck g bush!

  • calm down, its a joke and he sayin it in favour of soldiers anyway. are actually listening to wat hes saying or do u have selective hearing or u jst wanted a rant

  • Listen, it doesn't mean that you have the liberty and credibility being in an endless bloodline of marines to talk someone down who made a video for parody purposes only. It was a fucking war, not a boxing match. Besides, nobody asked you peeps to peek into another nations' business without trying to show who has the bigger dick. So if you were less military-headed, maybe you would know how to be less ignorant about what people say.

  • haha lov ya accent

  • lol loved this one, Mark. I am a Soldier, and I agree entirely. Keep up the greatness!

  • shut the fuck up!!!!!!!,are dey not allowed to relax every now and din?fuck dat dame war

  • love the spelling in this message... please post more I NEED A LAUGH EVERY NOW AND AGAIN!!!

  • ya I neva spell out the wrdz out da wrdz on da internet,cuz im not writn a a real letta smrt azz,damn 2008 and ppl still havnt cght on

  • the war is not meant to be won just contained, watch ring of power starting at part 7

  • very ture.

  • so true

  • When 9/11 happened the civilians were calling for the military for help. Let the military use the same resources the terrorists use today...like the Internet. Who knows...one of our soldiers may be the one to catch the next terrorist attack in cyberspace. It's coming...computers are running the world more each day. What a target rich environment.

  • JeeZuZ, what a bunch of wimpy bitches in America these days. No fucking spine, no fucking values, no fucking core belief except me me me me me......

    Who cares what people like you think? I don't. I don't really give a flying fuck at all. Pfffft, go away...

  • guess what...youtube and myspace wins lol

  • day youre GENIUS

  • hey, lets all get pissed off and leave really negative comments

  • yo kanadali... your right its wrong to begin with but we(I) care bout the innocent people that are diein and gettin wrong over there. Everyone needs to open their eyes ... your right bout that

  • not true how will they stay in touch with their family? fuck you

  • DNS servers and routers can filter some specific web addresses

  • i feel you on that but right now i have both my brothers over there and a person i love and i only get the chance to talk to them on myspace or though like yahoo messager and things like that so block them and how will i talk to my family and love one? can you answer me that?

  • Well... this war is wrong to begin with maybe the troops should go back home!

    do you know how many kids died in Iraq since the first gulf war? Would you believe if I told you over 850,000 kids died in Iraq because of the war directly or indirectly... If 50,000 dogs were killed this dirty war would be over by now but when it comes innocent muslim kids who cares right? Why would you? They are muslims, they are the enemy! Muslims are not the enemy! OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!

  • kanadali is right

    they are still children...even if they are mulsim

    i thought that all the kids on this planet had rights...

  • Amusing. But as far as using the govt net to surf youtube, how many jobs encourage that outside the military? Sounds like grounds to get fired to me. If Pvt Snuffy wants to use the internet for entertainment, he can pay for it himself and not use tax dollars.

  • cool....

  • 'comedy'??? Really???

  • He is speaking english...

  • Most kids joining the Army and Marines these days have something to prove and it has become "trendy" to join the service. People like me joined the service in the 90's when it wasn't "cool". I hope some of you kids think the war over its not for everyone, its not cool or glorious, and its not a video game.

  • u son of a bitch how dare you talk down to people joining the military because you think you were better then them because it "wasnt cool" in the 90s youve got your prioritys fucked up you piece of shit

  • your a complete moron Warpath...

  • your a dumbass

  • If you don't have any evidence, then it's a theory, not a hypothesis.

  • I served two tours in Iraq and I never saw a reason to visit either of those sites. I used the internet for e-mailing and video conferencing with loved ones, other than that there is no point in consuming the limited bandwidth we have over there to fuck around watching videos. It's slow enough as is, think dial-up speed.

  • there is no broadband in afghanistan or iraq. they have to use satellite and it is terrilbe. when there are problems around sometimes that does down. So does the phone. They understand this. Also i dont know about everywhere but my soldier has not problem with viewing those sites. And he uses it to talk to his future wofe *ahem* and hopefully not so many myspace cleavage shots haha ineresting vid. i almost flippe in the first 15 seconds haha

  • You have just Spock'd this joke something awful, Congratulations!

  • this guys such a twat, not funny at all in my opinion. maybe its good not paying loads on internet fees for the army, maybe they could save the money for more armour, so if it means no net privalges for them but there lives saved id be happy

  • The army can afford body armour

  • YOU ARE 100 % CORRECT!!!

  • One of your best.

  • Good grief,......

  • anyone who signs up for the service is a nitwhit to begin with. with that preface, when was the last conflict in which the military ACTUALLY defended us or our freedom, instead of the freedom for western corporations to rape and pilliage either an impoverished nation or our national coffers? please really think about that question before you make some half cocked assinign statement about our fighting men and women "doing whats right" or some other pea-brained bullshit argument for imperialism.

  • Well. I served 17 years active duty U.S. Army. I do admit that the war in Iraq was lost from day one. But being in the Army was the best thing that ever happened to me. The travels, ladies from numerous countries and states, and of course protecting our interests was all worthwhile. what kept me sane was seeing it as an adventure. Though I don't agree with some issues - I did my time - try it before you knock it. Be thankful that it is NOT mandatory to serve. FREEDOM ISN'T FREE. Be well

  • the problem isn't the people serving, it's the people they serve, while being told they serve the people (if you know what i mean).

  • I agree. I did realize after several years in that the bureaucracy was "out of site". In other words - white collar folks (if i a may) eating their steaks, caviar etc while the troops do the dirty work. Worse part we didn't even ask for it nor agree with it. I see your point

  • scary idea mandatory scary word too.

    thank you for serving my country.

    but I think this war goes against defending usa and letting rest of the world settle thier disputes.

  • You are the nitwit! A little respect for our troops!

    Proud US Army Wife!

  • thanks. the international estimate of dead in iraq hovers between 600,000 and 800,000, and millions displaced. was it neccessary for those people to die and loose their homes, even though iraq had done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to us? i respect our troops when they are serving and protecting us. in this case they are not. if we are a nation of the will of the people and 78% of the people want the war to end but the government won't, what does that mean? who are they serving?

  • Yeah, America wants control, so they kill to get it. This isn't just, and the troops are fools for supporting it.

  • our people are not that way... but they do not, on a fundemental level understand what or why we are doing what we are. but our people DO NOT CALL THE SHOTS, they just think they do (for reasons my rationa mind cannot fathom). but here we are, serving our masters and underserving ourselves.

  • we always have control and always will

  • nope

  • Another proud us army wife, sticking with MrsMKP. So shut up people.

  • i'm truly sorry that your husband is without choice in doing what our government has sent him to do. that being said, he took an oath to defend our nation AND it's constitution. that means you should honor his choice to defend free speech, in this case, it's free speech that's calling for him to return from the illegitmate conflict thats keeped him away from you (needlessly) for far 2 long. ask yourself what has it cost you, not just personally but nationally vs. what we have gained. bless you.

  • The war is what is wrong, the soldiers are saving your ass, volunteering, just so you don't have to. What I Mean is, if people didn't put themselves out there, then you would be forced to, which you're not obviously. None the less, the war itself is irresponsible. So maybe in some small strange way you should be thanking them as well. Back in the old times teenagers who were too young to be heroes for their country shot themselves, but we raised pu^*es these days... but thank you.. (?)

  • you show me the threat he's defending me from and i'll conceide the point. but i don't see a threat from anywhere. and please do not say terrorists, because there are more now than ever because of what we are doing. more over no amount of invassions in other countries is going to stem terrorism because it's an act of individuals and small, non military groups. that means it's covert in nature and can only be dealt with covertly. thank you for your response.

  • i guess terrorists are not a threat to you since you were not in the twin towers when they fell... right? because they did not kill thousands of our innocent citizens for allah right? i'm sure they just gave up after that and will not attack again... your right theres no threat in people who are willing to give their lives to kill the infidels...

  • there has not been a MEANINGFUL investigation of those attacks. they spent $600,000 investigating 9/11 and $40,000,000 investigating clinton, and you think you know what happened?! if thats the case, why are you not railing for war with saudi arabia, where nearly all of the terrorist came from? and speaking of that insurence wind fall for silverstein, we loose more people every year to drunk driving but we're not bankrupting ourselves to fix that. you lack perspective.

  • i understand you do not support the war but thanks for supporting our men and women they need it.

  • when soldiers sign the contract they become property of the US gov, waiving their rights (including 1st amendment)

  • Yes and no. You see it's like a red light - surely you have taken a red light before. Not saying it's all ok - but do the math. Rules can be bent. Trust me my 17 yrs in was cool as hell. Can you say party (on my off time). Yet I defended our interests. Go for it man - try it out - you;ll see.

  • Freedom of religion, speech, press, and peaceable assembly as well as the right to petition the government.

  • This is one of the best people on YouTube.

    Nice one.

  • man fuck the army i would'nt give a fuck if they blow this up tomorrow /if you hate this country say it because it's fuck just as bad here as any other place and know i got wait on so red neck to tell if i don't like this then leave you motherfucker's stole me from my nationilty

  • Dude you can just text with a cell phone anywhere in the middle east. I did $.25 a pop with at that time At&t

  • Well its ATT thats actively monitoring your text messages to the NSA, happy texting.

  • so don't be a dumb ass and give away vital information in your text and you can do it(text message)all you want! Keep it to "i wanna smell your crotch pookey, Thanks for the dirty panties" or "well I told you to stab the little fuckers in the heart with a coat hanger before we had them, I can't help it I'm in the military and can't be there to beat their asses for you!!!!!"

  • Your missing the point. You DO NOT sacrifice freedoms for security PERIOD.

    And that Included your protected rights to NOT have your mail read or your communications intercetped without a JUDGES approval.

  • you have no idea what they go through over there you dumb fuck!!!!!

  • america is gonna be doomed if people dont start wakeing up

  • Wow censoring military personnel from posting on Youtube, now that makes sense. Us folks who work here in our sheltered buble certainly know more than the actual soldiers who are fighting in Iraq. They risk their lives for the safety and freedoms of others while we judge them from thousands of miles away and mute their voices. Sure sounds fair to me. Maybe we should not let doctors talk about the problems with healthcare and post videos, or social workers expose societal problems!!!!

  • We're not judging the soldies (atleast most of us arn't). We're judging the bull shit reas their over there.

  • lol this guy is pretty funny

  • the war is a huge fake. There is no way to win "a war on terror". It is used to keep the american people in fear so the government can continually take away our freedoms.

  • Lol, whats the need for wars these days? How about we aim towards technological advancement into space, and perhaps we may see the need for wars in the centi-future.

  • and once again i notice that europe and northern america are different.

    You don´t like us on the old continent and we think you´re strange^^

  • Why is GI Joe not allowed near the computer?

    Because the military is based on bullshit, and it wants to make sure this fact remains classified.

  • lmfao! you sound like fat bastard!

  • lolol personally i dont think your that funny

    i just laugh cause your scottish accent xD

  • Join the US Army and shoot Iraqis.

    watch?v=3yLLibNYhog