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  • Your dick isn't 3 feet long, Tarzan!

  • Well he seems to be enjoying himself.

    Know who else enjoyed themselves?

    The -designers- of this toy.

  • i used to fucking have this thing

  • I used to be Tarzan but then i took an arrow to the knee xD!

  • @mobiusyellow Old and gay,like you.

  • OMG THAT HAS TO HURT HIS DICK!

  • LOL MASTURBATION

  • He seems to be having fun.

  • where's jane yelling i would pay 100$ for that

  • Cracked sent me here. ;)

  • @superclaydude ME 2

  • @superclaydude me too!

  • Nahhhh its not that bad

  • you can't really help but smirk or laugh at this

  • fap fap fap AUUUUUGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! fap fap fap AUUUUUGGGGGHHH!!!...

  • Gives a whole new meaning to the term, Jungle Fever.

  • tarzan dosent need jane anymore

  • Damn, Tarzan's moving his hands all the way up to his face! His cock must be like three feet long...

  • It's Spank the Monkey Tarzan! lol

  • just see how Tarzan Jane seduced ... :)

  • Press 6 10x and then press 7.lol

  • I saw one of these in a toystore near me all the time when I was a kid. I did NOT remember it like this.

  • Looks like Tarzan don´t need Jane anymore ;-D

  • Cracked!

  • Haven't we all at one time jerked off while yelling like Tarzan?

  • @TheRoeliskoel i havent XD

  • press 3 for jerking of faster LOL

  • That's how i usually sound like, what's the big deal? Jesus christ, you guys just can't enjoy a good fap. no srsly.

  • i have this toy!

    oh god, me and my friend used to make fun of it all the time.

    good times....

    i wonder if i still have it....

  • well now kids know how to jack off their banana

  • is Tarzan jerking off? xD

  • HAHAAHAHAH :D

  • jane watched this 27 times

  • “Tarzan like orgasm, Tarzan like VERY much”

  • Fap fap fap fap

  • this jerk is mastrubating while wearing his jangis!!!

  • buahaha

  • @TheJDMsamuraiwarrior

    A bit on the nose there, chief.

  • Ah, I see now. Tarzan's jungle call was actually him blowing his load!

  • lolololololol

  • tarzan want jane's wet pussy so he's masturbating in the bushes .

  • he masterbating ALOT 

  • He discovered Redtube. 

  • i make the same sound as he does

  • I once saw my dad rad repeatin' on my mom's face...

  • the guy operated the arm with his left hand behind the box. Nothing wrong with tarzan... just this guy.

  • He's beating up his.........main point......

  • uwhaajajajajajaja

    la wea subliminal!!

    wuajajajajajajajakajakja!!!

  • Is there a Jane version?

  • a handjob???

  • tarzan cumming

  • Mike Mozart called it spank the monkey.

  • @CaptainSpry Haha yep I guess so. 

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @inevergiveup1402 Mans favorite pass time.

  • @enjoythesilence29

    hahaa you think so ???? =))

  • Tarzan: Jane do like Tarzan.

    Jane: *eyes widen*

  • Lol'd at the tags.

  • What they don't show is the playset it comes with, it's the "tarzan visits the children's playground!" set

  • what an orgasm:/

  • Me hard-on , you jane!!!!!

  • Tarzan of the Apes spanking the monkey!

  • nuuu....

  • HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAH

    He screams because he is about to die.

  • juajuajua

  • Absolutely wonderful.

  • hes masterbating with his invisible dick

  • @AEdarkside Really? I thought he was making a pie.

  • hauhuahuahauahu

    

  • Innuendo aside, is that the only sound that makes? That is a REALLY annoying toy.

  • guys you're all wrong.He had too much VIAGRA and cant stop his erection!!!

  • MUST GET ONE

  • 24 People couldn't afford the toy.

  • What would you do if you lived in the jungle?

  • Tarzan necesita a jane

  • I wants such toy !!! xD

    Nice toy for kids !

  • oh yeah,jaanne

  • Not at the table Tarzan

  • LOL how do these toys get pass vensorsXD

  • I want it. just because.

  • OMG i have that tarzan! o o

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  • Mr. Mastubayta!!

  • hey! it's the bell ringer!

  • Wake up dammit, wake up!!!

  • People are supposed to play with toys not with themselves. That is one of the oddest toys you could have ever bought.

  • Tarzan is handsome Tarzan is STRONG!

  • Hahahahahahaah.....Hahahahahah­a!

  • this toy........ has a piece a tape around its left arm. this is funny but i don't know if it's real

  • thats just what every guy does, including the noise

  • holy shit i miss that toy =(( my mom gave me that as a birthday present when i was 5 hahah ahh memories..

  • an inspiration to us all.

  • He's just doing what I've been doing ever since I managed to pull off my first boner.

    This move is 14 years old!

  • thats WILD

  • XD I can't stop laughing

  • Hahaa Jane u can fuck off all i need is myself

  • wow

  • Another YouTube comments page has been infiltrated by pornographists. Fantastic...

  • In a heated rivalry with George of the Jungle, Tarzan and George engage in a game of truth or dare to determine the ultimate vine-swinging celebrity:

    George: "Truth or dare?"

    Tarzan: "Dare!"

    George: "Jack off with sandpaper."

    And you all wonder why he's screaming...

  • Thumbs up if Cracked sent you

  • @DasKronprinz yep lol

  • this what happened before Jane

  • what are you doing when nobody likes you. yes, you take the problem with your hands

  • is his dick really that long?

  • I swear I make the exact same noise. (I deleted my Thebboss account) Thumb up if I still deserve the most comment likes.

  • that's how he live in the jungle for so long...

  • This is the reason I cannot fap in my house when everyone's around. I learned to do it from this toy.

  • my brother had one :O

  • It' not our fault Jane can't please him....

  • tarzan like it

  • He's calling for jane to come help

  • @bruiz23 i dont think jane is the one thats going to be cumming lmao

  • stand aside jane,you're not needed anymore

  • truly the king of the jungle. he has found himself a new hobby.

  • I have a habit of screaming at the top of my lungs while doing that, too

    you people shouldn't make fun of it

  • Who needs Jane?

  • what he does when Jane is on the rag

  • wtf haha

  • sad shit

  • LOL Is he doing what I think he's doing?! XD

  • extreme orgasm sounds in 3... 2... 1...

  • Dats his O scream

  • No wonder these days kids are such perverts.

  • I've got no words to describe how hard I LOL'd.

  • Funny!

  • Looks like he doesn't need Jane ;)

  • @Camdenyardbird you stole that from fail blog!!

  • Tarzan has discovered himself! Doesn't even look like he needs Jane now. Haha.

  • this is just like the water tribe war call XD

  • While I thought the movie was awesome, I have to sit and wonder why anyone would want a Tarzan doll; Wouldn't a dress up set be more appealing?

  • oh jesus I remember when I actually saw that toy in the store. my attention was more focused on the stupid audio rather than the suggestive hand move.

  • If thats the sound he makes during sex, I feel sorry for Jane!

  • Mike Mozart reviewed that.

  • But this toy is educational!!!! It teaches kidlings that sex can wait, MASTURBATE!!!!

  • Looks like Tarzan doesn't need Jane anymore.

  • @Flareon8877 you just copied failblogs description you faggot

  • @fireworkfreak67 I copied your mom's quote when I fucked her: OH HELL YEAH.

  • screaming makes it a hell of a lot funnier...

  • LOOOL

  • There's nothing wrong with a toy that teaches children. Nothing. At. All.

  • i master bate with that

  • I can see the "creators" of this masterpiece in front my very eyes:

    two longhaired, taco-stained nerds, stoned to the hilt, flying higher than kites, asking themselves: "Dude, u think we're gonna get away with that? LOL"

    They did get away and got freeking paid for their labours ... gotta love the USA!

  • Education, education, the american keeps bitchin' about gettin' more education!

    But when they get some educational toy, they bitch even more ... by the way: was there a "Jane-version" of this thing?

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • LMFAO!

  • Omg...

  • I can't breathe! Fucking LOL

  • We could all learn something from Tarzan's masterful technique. His hand motions are so unbearably pleasurable they he cannot help but cry out loud.

  • mega orgasm

  • That is rad.

  • dam if tarzan does this i wonder what his son lil tarzan does????lol

  • LOL

  • :o ....

  • the sad thing is that i have this toy

  • ha ha ha, oh wow!

    That is the best toy ever made!

    What about Jane? Heck "collect the whole set" while you're at it! ::-D

  • he gets really into it

  • I think they meant him to do that... What else would he do with his arm?

  • you people have dirty minds. he's obviously just punching himself in the dick.

  • @asherel Like that's any better!! XD

  • @gungrave4ever Well, YOU have the mind of a pedophile. And the mustache of one.

    It's obvious where YOUR mind went, while all of us were just laughing at ME TARZAN ME STROKE BANANA.

  • I had this toy as a kid.

    I never knew this WASN'T the right way to beat off until my first girlfriend walked out on me mid-coitus.

    AAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @Sinthetic13 LOL

  • when he smacks down, what do you think he is smacking

  • l0l

  • AHHHHHHH MASSIVE ORGASIM LOL

  • That's just... wrong...

  • lol hes cumming

  • I remember this toy. My cousin got it and never played with it. My uncles on the other hand found this crap hilarious and was taking it too work with them and showing it off like it was the greatest thing ever.

  • fuck, LOL!!!

  • My brother actually owned this toy when he was a kid.

    LMAO!!

  • hahhaahahh! jane got owned

  • That made me laugh.

  • today the world is fucked up

  • @BlueLemon19 i know -_-'

  • XDDD I can't believe... :D

  • :DDDD omg soo funny xDD

  • hahahahah

  • oh my god that made my day. thank you