oh jesus I remember when I actually saw that toy in the store. my attention was more focused on the stupid audio rather than the suggestive hand move.
I can see the "creators" of this masterpiece in front my very eyes:
two longhaired, taco-stained nerds, stoned to the hilt, flying higher than kites, asking themselves: "Dude, u think we're gonna get away with that? LOL"
They did get away and got freeking paid for their labours ... gotta love the USA!
I remember this toy. My cousin got it and never played with it. My uncles on the other hand found this crap hilarious and was taking it too work with them and showing it off like it was the greatest thing ever.
Your dick isn't 3 feet long, Tarzan!
RGDcommentnode 2 weeks ago
Well he seems to be enjoying himself.
Know who else enjoyed themselves?
The -designers- of this toy.
DocWilyZ 2 weeks ago
i used to fucking have this thing
Emmaxxannex 1 month ago
I used to be Tarzan but then i took an arrow to the knee xD!
mobiusyellow 1 month ago
@mobiusyellow Old and gay,like you.
macio000 1 month ago
OMG THAT HAS TO HURT HIS DICK!
kevaimar 1 month ago in playlist More videos from marioelliot
LOL MASTURBATION
shanedawsonluv123 2 months ago
He seems to be having fun.
Supasaiyanfrieza 2 months ago
where's jane yelling i would pay 100$ for that
TheAgol07 2 months ago
Cracked sent me here. ;)
superclaydude 2 months ago 5
@superclaydude ME 2
golikop1 2 months ago
@superclaydude me too!
NecroHunter93 3 weeks ago
Nahhhh its not that bad
bontic21 3 months ago
you can't really help but smirk or laugh at this
bobsmaddog 3 months ago
fap fap fap AUUUUUGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! fap fap fap AUUUUUGGGGGHHH!!!...
TechUnadept 4 months ago
Gives a whole new meaning to the term, Jungle Fever.
Neocasko 4 months ago 9
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FAP FAP FAP!!!
jonathanelement 4 months ago
tarzan dosent need jane anymore
ChukkyMongo 5 months ago 12
Damn, Tarzan's moving his hands all the way up to his face! His cock must be like three feet long...
requiem4ameme 5 months ago 6
It's Spank the Monkey Tarzan! lol
MeltingMan234 5 months ago 10
just see how Tarzan Jane seduced ... :)
Envie2Revolution 5 months ago
Press 6 10x and then press 7.lol
sgbball 6 months ago
I saw one of these in a toystore near me all the time when I was a kid. I did NOT remember it like this.
extinctforyoursins 6 months ago
Looks like Tarzan don´t need Jane anymore ;-D
TheBoqvisten 6 months ago 12
Cracked!
zzzIdividedbyzerozzz 7 months ago 7
Haven't we all at one time jerked off while yelling like Tarzan?
TheRoeliskoel 7 months ago 71
@TheRoeliskoel i havent XD
iwebbyDK 3 months ago
press 3 for jerking of faster LOL
Militarygames1 7 months ago
That's how i usually sound like, what's the big deal? Jesus christ, you guys just can't enjoy a good fap. no srsly.
Saukkomestari 7 months ago 3
i have this toy!
oh god, me and my friend used to make fun of it all the time.
good times....
i wonder if i still have it....
lightwilldie 7 months ago 3
well now kids know how to jack off their banana
REDX3211 7 months ago 4
is Tarzan jerking off? xD
azzofkowner 7 months ago
HAHAAHAHAH :D
Przemek100265 8 months ago
jane watched this 27 times
futiniano 8 months ago
“Tarzan like orgasm, Tarzan like VERY much”
pronto355 8 months ago 4
Fap fap fap fap
alvarskate 8 months ago 6
this jerk is mastrubating while wearing his jangis!!!
irfanahmedsadib 9 months ago
buahaha
ProArek 9 months ago
@TheJDMsamuraiwarrior
A bit on the nose there, chief.
ZennouRyoku 9 months ago
Ah, I see now. Tarzan's jungle call was actually him blowing his load!
Dialgadude 9 months ago 2
lolololololol
wilsmiester 9 months ago
tarzan want jane's wet pussy so he's masturbating in the bushes .
TheJDMsamuraiwarrior 9 months ago 3
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182tombynd45 9 months ago 19
he masterbating ALOT
crazyactor80 10 months ago 2
He discovered Redtube.
XMMxmmXM 10 months ago 5
i make the same sound as he does
TheAlmightyBassist 10 months ago 3
I once saw my dad rad repeatin' on my mom's face...
videogamenostalgia 10 months ago 4
the guy operated the arm with his left hand behind the box. Nothing wrong with tarzan... just this guy.
joshmasterjosh 10 months ago
He's beating up his.........main point......
sweetdeepawali 10 months ago
uwhaajajajajajaja
la wea subliminal!!
wuajajajajajajajakajakja!!!
mamertini1 10 months ago
Is there a Jane version?
M923 10 months ago 79
a handjob???
killalldorks 10 months ago
tarzan cumming
killalldorks 10 months ago
Mike Mozart called it spank the monkey.
velocikiller13 10 months ago
@CaptainSpry Haha yep I guess so.
enjoythesilence29 10 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
inevergiveup1402 10 months ago
@inevergiveup1402 Mans favorite pass time.
enjoythesilence29 10 months ago
@enjoythesilence29
hahaa you think so ???? =))
inevergiveup1402 10 months ago
Tarzan: Jane do like Tarzan.
Jane: *eyes widen*
allanonmage 10 months ago
Lol'd at the tags.
MyScorpion42 11 months ago
What they don't show is the playset it comes with, it's the "tarzan visits the children's playground!" set
ColeVecsion 11 months ago
what an orgasm:/
ThumbsUpMike 11 months ago 5
Me hard-on , you jane!!!!!
bfmb79 11 months ago 4
Tarzan of the Apes spanking the monkey!
franciscojavierm 11 months ago
nuuu....
cristian1269 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAH
He screams because he is about to die.
huynhsohny 11 months ago
juajuajua
culuse 11 months ago
Absolutely wonderful.
fizzypopism 11 months ago
hes masterbating with his invisible dick
AEdarkside 11 months ago
@AEdarkside Really? I thought he was making a pie.
ImJTHM 11 months ago
hauhuahuahauahu
BruScorp 1 year ago
Innuendo aside, is that the only sound that makes? That is a REALLY annoying toy.
boofdas 1 year ago
guys you're all wrong.He had too much VIAGRA and cant stop his erection!!!
Ka4o0912 1 year ago
MUST GET ONE
tiberias111 1 year ago 6
24 People couldn't afford the toy.
Surgequake7 1 year ago
What would you do if you lived in the jungle?
ImVhOzzi 1 year ago 3
Tarzan necesita a jane
enrique98100 1 year ago
I wants such toy !!! xD
Nice toy for kids !
FanaticCOD 1 year ago
oh yeah,jaanne
thedylbill 1 year ago
Not at the table Tarzan
buggee1997 1 year ago 7
LOL how do these toys get pass vensorsXD
Pooky1991 1 year ago
I want it. just because.
sheny247 1 year ago
OMG i have that tarzan! o o
MonroeVogue 1 year ago
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freiheitsalv 1 year ago
Mr. Mastubayta!!
PipoRuizTV 1 year ago
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i guess he did it too hard
fpspwn129 1 year ago
hey! it's the bell ringer!
8DFahren 1 year ago 4
Wake up dammit, wake up!!!
WinterKingdomWolves 1 year ago
People are supposed to play with toys not with themselves. That is one of the oddest toys you could have ever bought.
1f5sda 1 year ago
Tarzan is handsome Tarzan is STRONG!
uriesa 1 year ago
Hahahahahahaah.....Hahahahahaha!
darrell220 1 year ago
this toy........ has a piece a tape around its left arm. this is funny but i don't know if it's real
MastaSpartan123 1 year ago
thats just what every guy does, including the noise
TheToxicRadio 1 year ago 7
holy shit i miss that toy =(( my mom gave me that as a birthday present when i was 5 hahah ahh memories..
fallenskater52 1 year ago
an inspiration to us all.
Xdestroyer6 1 year ago
He's just doing what I've been doing ever since I managed to pull off my first boner.
This move is 14 years old!
fabiopm 1 year ago
thats WILD
urbanFB 1 year ago
XD I can't stop laughing
Rimpala 1 year ago
Hahaa Jane u can fuck off all i need is myself
prealien100 1 year ago 3
wow
MrChallgex 1 year ago
Another YouTube comments page has been infiltrated by pornographists. Fantastic...
kefka151 1 year ago
In a heated rivalry with George of the Jungle, Tarzan and George engage in a game of truth or dare to determine the ultimate vine-swinging celebrity:
George: "Truth or dare?"
Tarzan: "Dare!"
George: "Jack off with sandpaper."
And you all wonder why he's screaming...
Blindspies 1 year ago 4
Thumbs up if Cracked sent you
DasKronprinz 1 year ago 7
@DasKronprinz yep lol
Silverhairedmage 1 year ago
this what happened before Jane
sunshine803756 1 year ago 6
what are you doing when nobody likes you. yes, you take the problem with your hands
azzaz100 1 year ago
is his dick really that long?
XxArmedGamerxX 1 year ago 6
I swear I make the exact same noise. (I deleted my Thebboss account) Thumb up if I still deserve the most comment likes.
LibertarianINT 1 year ago
that's how he live in the jungle for so long...
stupid02 1 year ago
This is the reason I cannot fap in my house when everyone's around. I learned to do it from this toy.
Yaokun 1 year ago
my brother had one :O
cutieface2007 1 year ago
It' not our fault Jane can't please him....
ZikicaMkd 1 year ago 4
tarzan like it
AlexT073 1 year ago
He's calling for jane to come help
bruiz23 1 year ago 105
@bruiz23 i dont think jane is the one thats going to be cumming lmao
brownbear5258 1 year ago
stand aside jane,you're not needed anymore
xtazy115 1 year ago 4
truly the king of the jungle. he has found himself a new hobby.
jiniton 1 year ago
I have a habit of screaming at the top of my lungs while doing that, too
you people shouldn't make fun of it
KampferXeon 1 year ago
Who needs Jane?
L0rDL0cK 1 year ago 396
what he does when Jane is on the rag
ivanbrewski 1 year ago
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Toys are made to be played with, but this one plays with itself :)
liloladok 1 year ago
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liloladok 1 year ago
wtf haha
LuisArmandGarciaLova 1 year ago
sad shit
VladCoder 1 year ago
LOL Is he doing what I think he's doing?! XD
ANGRYCATATTAX 1 year ago
extreme orgasm sounds in 3... 2... 1...
L8Rdudesanddudettes 1 year ago 3
Dats his O scream
Ammit5 1 year ago 2
No wonder these days kids are such perverts.
Miraniitti 1 year ago
I've got no words to describe how hard I LOL'd.
mkg2 1 year ago
Funny!
1f5sda 1 year ago
Looks like he doesn't need Jane ;)
Camdenyardbird 1 year ago 7
@Camdenyardbird you stole that from fail blog!!
bionicdead43 1 year ago
Tarzan has discovered himself! Doesn't even look like he needs Jane now. Haha.
vmarsfiles 1 year ago
this is just like the water tribe war call XD
UltraPitaBread 1 year ago
While I thought the movie was awesome, I have to sit and wonder why anyone would want a Tarzan doll; Wouldn't a dress up set be more appealing?
Clockworthy 1 year ago
oh jesus I remember when I actually saw that toy in the store. my attention was more focused on the stupid audio rather than the suggestive hand move.
drakkis 1 year ago 2
If thats the sound he makes during sex, I feel sorry for Jane!
kitsunerose113 1 year ago 7
Mike Mozart reviewed that.
1f5sda 1 year ago
But this toy is educational!!!! It teaches kidlings that sex can wait, MASTURBATE!!!!
YouCantDeleteDenzelL 1 year ago 6
Looks like Tarzan doesn't need Jane anymore.
Flareon8877 1 year ago 5
@Flareon8877 you just copied failblogs description you faggot
fireworkfreak67 1 year ago
@fireworkfreak67 I copied your mom's quote when I fucked her: OH HELL YEAH.
Flareon8877 1 year ago
screaming makes it a hell of a lot funnier...
superlizard234 1 year ago
LOOOL
jamybrainy 1 year ago
There's nothing wrong with a toy that teaches children. Nothing. At. All.
WarriorBoy 1 year ago
i master bate with that
stuartlittleman1 1 year ago
I can see the "creators" of this masterpiece in front my very eyes:
two longhaired, taco-stained nerds, stoned to the hilt, flying higher than kites, asking themselves: "Dude, u think we're gonna get away with that? LOL"
They did get away and got freeking paid for their labours ... gotta love the USA!
fenriz218 1 year ago 4
Education, education, the american keeps bitchin' about gettin' more education!
But when they get some educational toy, they bitch even more ... by the way: was there a "Jane-version" of this thing?
fenriz218 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
DeadWarriorOfficial 1 year ago
LMFAO!
GiganticPotatoMan 1 year ago
Omg...
MikaelH89 1 year ago
I can't breathe! Fucking LOL
darramouss 1 year ago
We could all learn something from Tarzan's masterful technique. His hand motions are so unbearably pleasurable they he cannot help but cry out loud.
AnotherSchmoe 1 year ago
mega orgasm
EOINC8 1 year ago
That is rad.
super58173 1 year ago
dam if tarzan does this i wonder what his son lil tarzan does????lol
amazingboy323 1 year ago
LOL
Dengar999 1 year ago
:o ....
xelectrickissx3 1 year ago
the sad thing is that i have this toy
Esp1897 1 year ago 7
ha ha ha, oh wow!
That is the best toy ever made!
What about Jane? Heck "collect the whole set" while you're at it! ::-D
pocketpython 1 year ago
he gets really into it
winokur89 1 year ago
I think they meant him to do that... What else would he do with his arm?
lalaken333 1 year ago
you people have dirty minds. he's obviously just punching himself in the dick.
asherel 1 year ago 223
@asherel Like that's any better!! XD
Anima189 1 year ago
@gungrave4ever Well, YOU have the mind of a pedophile. And the mustache of one.
It's obvious where YOUR mind went, while all of us were just laughing at ME TARZAN ME STROKE BANANA.
Sinthetic13 1 year ago
I had this toy as a kid.
I never knew this WASN'T the right way to beat off until my first girlfriend walked out on me mid-coitus.
AAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Sinthetic13 1 year ago
@Sinthetic13 LOL
MrCodename4711 1 year ago
when he smacks down, what do you think he is smacking
fullmetallover637 1 year ago
l0l
yoyo200900 1 year ago
AHHHHHHH MASSIVE ORGASIM LOL
girlsworld1 1 year ago 2
That's just... wrong...
Vpwtflol 1 year ago
lol hes cumming
doomslayer133 1 year ago
I remember this toy. My cousin got it and never played with it. My uncles on the other hand found this crap hilarious and was taking it too work with them and showing it off like it was the greatest thing ever.
kiatazawa927 1 year ago
fuck, LOL!!!
Zordid0 1 year ago
My brother actually owned this toy when he was a kid.
LMAO!!
sammyslamdunk 1 year ago
hahhaahahh! jane got owned
XSaryux 1 year ago
That made me laugh.
1f5sda 1 year ago
today the world is fucked up
BlueLemon19 1 year ago 4
@BlueLemon19 i know -_-'
veanoob95 1 year ago
XDDD I can't believe... :D
Lymun16 1 year ago
:DDDD omg soo funny xDD
ssunus1 1 year ago
hahahahah
lenneth3 1 year ago
oh my god that made my day. thank you
Zaint 1 year ago