Clark Kent's Close Call

[yakovgolyadkin]

I don't understand Youtube's "Top comments" thing. How are a comment with 74 thumbs up and a comment with 70 thumbs up listed, but not a comment with 589 thumbs up?

[hazahaxa]

Superman's glasses can't come off because they're SUPERglued to his face! Ahahahahaahahahahaaaaa

[giangione82]

dc comics gonna steal this idea!

[OrderofADD]

ah man he didn't need to go and do that. He could have just kissed him and removed his memories... yea check the Nostalgia Critic

[Dominokid555]

Comment Removed by Clark Kent

[Vex920]

Haha omg that was hilarious!

[DroBONILLA1]

wait...Superman does not kill..wait it's Clark Kent...wait...

[Javer80]

. . . Wow. This Superman looks a lot like a young Bruce Campbell.

[unpuercofeo]

try to say the title of this movie 5 times fast. its hard.

[TheCCCKKK]

The est part is how is chin + beard don't explode.

[TheKwinix]

FAKE! Superman is'nt gay.

[PokinTwrecks26]

his beard remains after his head explodes

[zombipl0x]

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[lunaticial]

poser superman, the real superman, not need to lean forward to engage eye holes

[YouDuck2345]

@lunaticial "Engage eye holes"

How does that work, exactly?

[xter7856]

Superman? Nope, Chuck Testa.

[samh2525]

When he blows up his head you can still see his beard.

[Dankeification]

@samh2525 Little know fact, beards are laser-proof.

[7footfungus]

you know your computer sucks if it struggles to load a 5sf

[cakijs14]

pause just at 0:08 no head just the BEARD.

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

;_; I'm never going to sleep again, am I? I've become addicted to 5SF.... At least they're incredibly entertaining and hilarious.

[Baal0191]

just...press 7...a lot....

[purplepants2000]

notice his invincible beard is still in great condition

[peace10396]

the guys beard survived. . .

[Vrud2601]

So THIS is where it's from! aahhhhh!!

[plasterdbastard]

Awesome.



[micericeking111]

And I'm Tom Tucker

[loriparker666]

what would batman do? 

[DevlishR]

hahaha :D funny ;)

[Gabrielvogel]

LOL

would be funny if his actually happened xD

[cormster65]

When his head explodes, why can you still see his beard and his collar?

[Everyman1337]

Press 3 for AWW

Press 5 for SOUP

Press 7 for head explosion.

[mattakudesu]

i have no idea why i didnt laugh till the second playthrough. also the description is hilarious too.

[kilmanio]

when i watched it, i wanted to rewatch it, but there was no replay bar :(

[smivv02]

haha that was worth 5 seconds of my life :)

[agneumeyer]

I love that the tags are good, Samaritan, eats, and it.

[aron10194]

how unplausable is it that clark kent is superman? i mean, he's just a news reporter, nothing more, nothing less.

[3656austin]

i hate when the top comment is a reply

[thparticus]

@3656austin view all comments ctrl+f problem solved.

[CaptinSmilez]

@3656austin i'm gonna reply to your comment, hope it get liked, and then laugh at the irony.

[WH1T3YHD]

@3656austin so do I

[GutsyguyPrime]

the beard survived..

[chickengonturkey8]

if you watch this backwards its about superman bringing someone back to life by re-attaching his head to his body, then the man being so grateful picks up his hat and glasses so superman and be known simply as Clark Kent

[Saiyanryu]

His goatee is floating after his head explodes.

[WhiskeyInTheSun]

OMG!! Stop at 0:07 to 0:08.. his chin survived!!! All hail to the Chin!

[mertdejedi]

@WhiskeyInTheSun You must be new here.... *ahem*.... In these video's, number 7... does not excist.

[WhiskeyInTheSun]

@mertdejedi does something not exist only because we can't see it?

[Mocorn]

Drinking milk while watching these is stupid, I just fucked up my keyboard :(

[smeuye112]

Superman never trips or make physical mistakes like that. He's almost like jesus.

[PirateEyepatch]

I find people who ask for thumbs up on youtube videos and beat the shit out of them. Thumbs up if you think that's cool.

[Ry5ive]

when I'm older I'm going to name my son Clark. (My last name is Kent) ;)

[PirateEyepatch]

@Ry5ive Awesome!

[LiveandLearnAdam]

253rd

[TheAsher96]

To download youtube videos and have a good laugh press F13. Thumbs up if u did

[PirateEyepatch]

@TheAsher96 Fuck you and your thumbs up.

[TheAsher96]

@PirateEyepatch hahaha

[PirateEyepatch]

@TheAsher96 I'm a little slow on the uptake. I see now that your original post was a parody on all the asking for thumbs up requests. F13! LOL. I retract my "fuck you."

[shadowkeeper0]

for an 1secondfilm press 7 :D

[yakovgolyadkin]

I am WAY too bored. I just spent the past 10 minutes using google maps and the background view of LA in this video to find out exactly where it was shot. On Everett St., next to Everett Park, just north of downtown LA and just southwest of Dodger Stadium.

[iamhungey12345]

@yakovgolyadkin

Damn.

[Fearme80]

@yakovgolyadkin That's awesome.

[MrMattyg143]

@yakovgolyadkin your not board YOU ARE A GENIUS

[bubmario]

@yakovgolyadkin

THAT is creepy. Amazing what you can do with technology nowadays, huh? NO ONE IS SAFE!

[Drydareelin]

@yakovgolyadkin Found it :D:D

[rafaelfmolina]

@yakovgolyadkin O_O

[crawling211]

@yakovgolyadkin xD

[oldschooldamnawesome]

@yakovgolyadkin

found it, place looks pretty nice

[feffecrazy]

@yakovgolyadkin Why would you even think of doing that?

[bigmacker224]

In Physics class, our teacher was describing the force of an object against another, and mentioned that Superman couldn't ever be real. Me and two of my friends responded by standing up and walking out of class.

Not in this lifetime. *Puts on glasses* Teacher been taught.

[4thWallProduction]

@bigmacker224 ...what

[theoffkeydiva]

@yakovgolyadkin that, my friend, is way porn was invented

[IamTheThorn18]

@yakovgolyadkin Wrong, it was Metropolis.

[InternetSenation]

@IamTheThorn18 You're retarded.

[ensampojken]

@yakovgolyadkin Haha, that's awesome

[cooljoe494]

@yakovgolyadkin You win 10 Internets.

[walspeed]

That guys beard is a decedent of Chuck Norris' beard.

[Rexonius]

I'm happy to see that guy again

[AlexLloydPowell]

Hold 2 for superman doing something he shouldn't be,

Hold 3 for a dancing hat and glasses,

Hold 4 for a guy tea-bagging the invisible man,

Hold 5 for a long ssssssssss,

Hold 6 for superman shaking his head,

Hold 7 for LASERS!!!

[ykalovesyou]

oh... now you notice~!?

[eataneraser]

I really want to watch these over and over but without the fear of my browser freez

[TheEranster]

Superman, is that you?

*Puts on glasses*

No.

[phenomenon91]

@TheEranster I see what you did there

[Fatstratmatt96]

@TheEranster YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!­!

[eb13895]

@TheEranster you forgot the YEEEEEEA :D

[OneForTwoFilms]

3 for talking hat

[mseales]

Superman tried to disguise himself with contacts once at the Daily Planet Christmas party. A lot of good reporters lost their heads that night, and it wasn't from the booze.

[Cowellrude]

5 and 6 quick for Soupman!

[layzergun]

Why didn't he just kiss him?

[MyLifeAtSchoolAUS]

ahah :P also want to know how you can get involved in the filming of our show.. no matter where you live? head to our channel to find out! thanks <3

[4ppelkrumelgebak]

He's Superman. He wouldn't trip over some pavement that sticks out.

He would probably kick it into space! :D

[shinugami333]

I bet Clark Kent was like "Shit!!!!!! That was close!!!" lol XD

[ElleRoni]

That a bearded Jimmy Olsen?

[stitch99]

Why didn't he just kiss the guy?

[KllopZ]

These are the best because they never buffer.

[hempheadfor20]

Great vid lol

[iamhungey12345]

It's a good thing Clark never went to see the eye doctor.

[imhungry64]

Looks like...

*head explodes*

Superman: "Enough of that shit"

[CeReAlgurl95]

ha lol loved this video clark kent is my least favorite alter egos...and 5secondfilms is my most absolutley favorite channel

[profssrfunk]

blastoise 

[MjrMlfnctn]

press 7 for headsplosion

[izthishuman]

5secondfilms

Is there any way you could stop the lag i get and i'm sure many others do after the video finishes? I'm not sure how, but i saw someone say something about just a blank screen a the end for a few seconds, so we don't have to pause at the end of every vid. Thanks :)

[DV2TF]

@izthishuman it's not the 5sf fault,it's YOUTUBE's PLAYER CODING...not trying to yell but to let you know...aka...it could be any YT video "a la" random...

[izthishuman]

@DV2TF yeah, i wasn't sure, just asking in case they could do something

[balgra13g]

What city is that?

[LeTelecast]

@balgra13g Metropolis, of course.

[seeqin93]

there is no 7 second

[sarahvalk]

@d00money technically a beard is never really alive. dead cells.

[warpedsand]

HEY THIS WAS 8 seconds >.>

[snaplope]

@warpedsand We've seriously been over this. 2 second intro, 5 SECOND VIDEO 1 second ending.

Goddangit. Pay attention, people.

[Trulsbk]

@warpedsand You're so stupid.

1 second intro, 2 second ending.

1 + 2 = 3 + 5 = 8!

[cardigans98]

the thumbnail looked like he was about to get some oral

[XKarateKatX]

why do theses 5 second films always freeze my web browser?

[TheJewishRoy]

@XKarateKatX same

[joshuaarrais]

that happens all the time. u meet him and die for knowing his identity

[smartoonkid02]

It looks like he

*drops sunglasses*

SON OF A *HEAD EXPLODES*

[MrKzim95]

the only channel that upload video everyday without me getting bored ...

[aSongScout]

That's one heck of a steep street.

[BeyondLame]

Press 7 for Flawless Victory

[TheSmachiaveli]

Clumsy mothafucka slip and fall into a death trap

[souljaryanboy]

is it just me or is this the best one they hae done!

[GameKeeper28]

It was either that or give him a brain scrambling kiss and god knows he couldn't do that.

[Aneuecinema]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[SmashLiXs]

this is why batman wears a mask

[SurikenJoe]

The only way you can tell he's superman when he's Clark Kent....the hair curl.

[TheDynamitez]

Press 5

[peytonmanning1288]

Why didn't he just reverse time again?

[Stickbabiga]

It's amazing what people do for glasses these days.

[loayzc10]

lol at 0:06 you can still see his beard

[Gabezen101]

Nobody has made a sunglasses comment about X-Men Cyclops...

[caracatoacacepe]

Like he wouldn't have kicked Earth instead of tripping like a dumb geek.

[Solqueen86]

If only that was Lex Luthor picking up those eyes....

[REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT]

Internet frozing every time i watch your videos :P

[11567nat]

ha ha love it. make a longer one and you will get somewhere

[TranceBl]

@11567nat You must be new here

[Hawlleywood]

@11567nat They're called "5 Second Films" for a reason dude

[kevenbelangerharbour]

Superman and Lois Lane disliked this video. Lex Luthor has put it in his favorites...

[AleccioByas]

I believe that bit of beard still there went on to become one of the greatest supervillains known on Earth, and remains one of Superman's greatest enemies.

[XeDro98754]

If you press 9 alot, you can see his beard still there!LOL!!!

[stealthygreener]

HEY SUPERMAN HAD A NICE TRIP

Superman: Yeah i found my home planet was destroyed

OH

[PimpToast93]

I like how you can still his beard when his head explodes.

[DrCowboyFace]

Superman could've erased his memory with a long, passionate kiss.

[n2existance]

Superman's gone mad with power!

[NewsbloxSatire]

LOL!

[Largo4589]

Two people got heat rayed to death.

[XFrezenX]

Superman wouldn't have tripped. He would have kicked right through the concrete :D

[GrimylX]

My internet froze again!

[darkaardvark7]

why the hell do the related videos appear 3 seconds before the video ends? it blocks the ending of the video goddamn

[Thatfatguyfrommars]

This is most likely what he had to do on a day-to-day basis.

[MajorGloomy]

NO HE DIDN'T GET HIS HAT OR SUNGLASSES BACK!

[MabiDoh]

His beard still stayed alive.

He must have a magic beard.

[TheVictoris]

@MabiDoh nope, is beard is just GLaDOS

[DayzOfOurLolz]

@MabiDoh he probably had cake crumbs in it =D. hope you get the vauge reference

[MabiDoh]

@DayzOfOurLolz

No..

No I don't.

[artfacestudios]

Aww, how cute, ol' grumps a boy scout!

[iSwayzak]

You can still see his chin at 0:06 :D

[Budogenkai]

I like how at first he had an Irish accent and then it went back to a regular accent.

[DirkDiggler1611]

Solid use of alliteration in this video's title.

[wNHH]

when his head explodes his beard is still there xD

[d00money]

@wNHH Obviously! A BEARD NEVER DIES!

[Bulzeeb15]

@wNHH The beard mus ha've been made out of kryptonite!

[Gam3Junkie7]

@wNHH Rousselet's beard is too epic to be edited out completely

[DanielAvelan]

@wNHH and you though he never tried to cut it

[calebj1000]

@wNHH demonstrating the everlasting awesomeness of beards. =P

[harrypmgs]

@wNHH I guess nothing can stop that beard....

[EphraimRodrigez]

@wNHH never heard of lazer proof beards ??

[PallaTheDancingCow]

bah he has a mind eraser *nerd spasm*

[Oty3d]

That would awful. But in the movie he kissed Lois Lane to make her forget.

[darkpivotstudios]

And only his beard was left.

[colenbrak]

These 5 seconds were not quite as good as the N64 Superman game.

[K4inan]

The thumbmail had me thinking that this would include some sort of oral sex.

[TheNBfreak]

Stop at 0:07 and you see his beard :D

[Lugiazul]

@TheNBfreak Laser-proof chin!

[magicrobotunicorn]

Lex Luthor thumbs downed this

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