The Potomac Will Make You Gay!

[LadyShaker84]

great!!! you are a big!! geniale!

[pinkally1986]

Faaaaaabulous!

[PIlotrcm]

What the fuck is this? This guy looks like hes doing a tryout video for Steven Colbert....loser

[StuffMcB]

"His lips are rather plump..."

Hilarious!!!

[VBlogJoy]

"Special no-no place"

xD

It would make my day if someone said that during their special private moments...

[mtjack1]

what's wrong with being gay?

[alejandromatos]

nothing is just normal i say!

[pinkally1986]

this is so funny

[whitemagick4]

lol funny!

[gghollandgg]

Too late!

[camivette]

Hey, Mr. Limpet found himself a hot lady fish, so there!

[raspberii]

HAHA!

[SandyCheeks68]

I meant freakin....Yes I know I cant spell. :o)

[SandyCheeks68]

OMG this was feakin great! Buck was in there!!! And Mr Limpit!!!!!!!

[peaceonearth777]

"My bad"? Are you learning ebonics?

[weirdstuffanimation6]

lmao great vid

[revengerste]

you are a great actor

[marshagreen]

The last part with the two sentar guys... i didn't like it.

[readbeowulfnow]

Mr. Limpet!!!Glad to see back on the web. Went to my first real lucha libre match her in GDL and there was spitting and bitch slapping and whanging each other with a walker comandeered from an old lady in the front row. I'm sure you would have loved it.

[Zealotta]

"..and watching too much What the Buck." hahaha!

[aneveningrose]

scales don't exfoliate! LOL

[psalmnet]

I'm surprised the Potomac doesn't have an infestation of the 'toothpick' fish...

[carolololol]

LOL YAY CHLAMYDIA!

[alexomgz]

you are really talented and funny. keep making vids.

[shelleyk80]

go clymidia...lmao

[brenkeller]

Sigh...so glad you're back.  Missed u!

[acberquist]

Scales most definitely do not exfoliate... I tried to give my goldfish a facial the other day and let's just say he didn't enjoy it.

[ufomonkey]

haha... well, hope you have a great thanksgiving week :D!

[Truthiness231]

I can never get enough of this channel; keep it up!

sɹǝɯɯɐds pıdnʇs

[stzach]

Over the top, five stars' greatness, Peter. Glad to see you, ah, back in the swim of things. Just remember to rinse off.

[astrophe1987]

Your centre shot makes you look like Pee Wee Herman

[tmacc]

lol lol

[opiedog8]

"Get the Gay"? Way funny.

[Ronc303c]

New subscriber (thanks to Mikey Buckly, 1st time commenter: Cool News, you've got.

I grew up down river of several drug companies in South Bend, Indiana. Is that why I'm GAY? WTB!

[Pixe246]

that was awesome...I'm a new subscriber!

[BigEvilSkater]

favorite

defo

[shelleyk80]

lmao....GO CHLAMYDIA!!!! oooooooooooo wait that is bad..lol. Go Mr. Limpette!!! 5starrrzzz!!!! Holla

[KiheiLawyer]

You are like that guy at the bar that gets drunk and is funny for about 2 seconds and then not so much. Time to find your construction job. Unsubscribe.

[pzottolo]

2 seconds! a new record!

[viacomblows]

Aaaaand now I know where your new JSX icon came from... :)

TraceyUK

[VeveStang]

Subscribed!..:D

[imaginationland]

Awesome video.. can't wait to check out your others, most likely will subscribe XD

[henname]

hehehe..."you might get -- The Gaaaay!"

*subscribed*

[thegibbsshow]

Good stuff dude new subscriber had to see why Phil and Buck were pimping you now I no why keep it up dude!

[gabymarkz]

that was funny!!!! A+ Thanks Buck!

I had to have it!

[bittybettie]

You're fucking hilarious and hot. I'm glad Buck posted your link. I'm subscribing baby!

[pzottolo]

i'm glad too :)

[vivahateakaanabanana]

i love wtb :)

[DRJUMP]

Not that it amounts to much you just got a new subscriber ... I love it.

[pzottolo]

i love new subscribers. thanks for stopping by!

[DRJUMP]

woooot ... I always like the "big" guys responding ... real people rockzors

[drakester34]

Haha, very nice video man, keep them comin'.

Have you caught the gay yet Peter?

[likecards]

Hmmmmmmmmm

[BeMyBro]

we talk you that america was gay but you didnt believe us.

[Ensureqwerty]

Sorry there jihad boy, but we speak english here, piss off!

ps: Mohhamad was a pedophile =)

[pzottolo]

thanks for watching

[vclamp]

fabulous!

[Alligator2222]

haha "watch out Washington you might get the gay"

[Paperlilies]

i love these videos!! make them more often!

[pzottolo]

i want toooooooo!

[abech2000]

"you might get the gay"

LOL

[pinklantana]

Lol, very funny!

[JackDanyells]

Wait, so soy milk, the Potomac, and watching WhatTheBuck will make me gay? Well there goes my summer vacation plans.

And it looks really great and all, but I may have to do something about that intro...more on that story later.

[pzottolo]

we toooootally need to share editing tips.

[bostongirl97]

lmao special no-no place

also great cameo by Michael Buckley ;)

[TheOriginOfCriticism]

your a really funny man

[jetwerks]

Nice new set. But Peter, were you wearing pants? :) jim

[pzottolo]

definitely.  as far as you know.

[jetwerks]

oh. i feel dirty now.

[YourPsychoanalyst]

you homophobic bastard !

I hope you get the gay ! :D

let's go for a night swim, shall we ? ;*

[Soranima]

dude i have to say your news show is the schnitzle(good) and since sXephil is too busy hangin round with his biatch- you are vastly overtaking him in my preferred youtube shows

[pzottolo]

thx for watching! but stay tuned, he's got some quality tricks up his sleeve...

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

WTF  : )

[omgeeitsmelissa]

so THATS how i got the gay.

[pzottolo]

OMG what are you doing writing here, it's contagious! ;)

[omgeeitsmelissa]

muahahahaha i'm here to spread the gay! its a conspiracy!

[griffmom]

Bravo!! Loved the WTB reference and Mr Limpette

excellent :-)

[pzottolo]

thx

[DeimosEclipse]

When you want comedy gold, apparently you go for Don Knots. :)

[pzottolo]

disney don knotts, specifically - let's know forget the apple dumpling gang

[DeimosEclipse]

Ahh dude now you're taking me way back! LOL

[Cyclonebg]

It was a good subject, you could've done better...

[righthandgenius]

why dont you have a go?

[Cyclonebg]

I said he could have done better and I meant it that way. I can't but he could have...

[pzottolo]

i'm actually quite proud of this one, but meh...maybe the hours spent on photoshop are driving me dumb

[Cyclonebg]

I don't know somehow you didn't stretch the topic to interesting waters :P Still good though. Mildly funny...

[righthandgenius]

oh well...everyone has a different taste in comedy.

[papafee]

thanks again for another funny video!

[MentalLapse]

"Das limpet?... Das Limpet?... Das Limpet?"

*spoken with German accent*

I thought I was the only person who remembered that movie.

[pzottolo]

another disney classic

[Ranblv]

Glad you are back, we need our youtube version of the daily show :-)

[mestiarcanus]

Quite possibly the best one yet! "Special no-no place," "might get the gay," "I'm too late"... Hilarious! Kudos to you!

[ten4prod]

great stuff once again

sounds like a Simpson's episode...

[MGABBYB]

After watching this video, I want to nominate you for the position of anchor for weekend updated on SNL. Hopefully Lorne will see this and agree with me...

[pzottolo]

i dunno, it'd be hard to save it after what jimmy fallon did to it

[mTANGproductions]

Another 5 star for the peter man.

[graphicsguy948]

Damn! That was hilarious!

[Cavonexx]

Your funny I'm glad sxephil recommended you

[JXintheZ]

Syphilis

The Best of the Sexually Transmitted Diseases

[GoldenFlea]

i'm just commenting without reason now. it's getting out of control.

[zachattack087]

I really enjoy your videos and you're really entertaining, but I think it's important to mention that: intersex does not equal transexual does not equal gay.

[pzottolo]

...does not equal syphllis? damn!

[zachattack087]

exactly. lol.

[Bennetttt]

I don't know what to say to any of this. So what do you think about seeing Angelina Jolie's 3D animated naked butt in actual 3D (with 3D glasses) in the up coming movie Beowulf? Excited? I admit I am far more than I should be.

[pzottolo]

i dunno if anyone animated could ever surpass Jessica Rabbit

[henrynzidane24an]

you win sir for the reference

[D4Shawn]

Ya know what gets me hot? Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040! I highly recommend the series for the next time you need some ass-kick'n futuristic animated hot chicks. It's good stuff!

[jules7890]

I know you probably get this a lot, but you're so much like Stephen Colbert. :o

[goldenpizza]

We have the same issue with flounders at the sewer outlets in LA. USC study came up with pharmaceuticals like estrogen and viagra that people urinate out and flush out to the ocean.

[pzottolo]

you mean sex sex sex and god-doesn't-call-that-sex-but-­deviation?

[SoCyurious]

i already caught the gay 101

[pzottolo]

you're gay and you know 1337? geez, you're like so now. can i have your mind baby? cuz that's how it's gonna be in 09, mark my words.

[facedowninthedirt]

'"his lips are rather plump" lmao.

[DrLemur]

That is exactly why I stay out of rivers and generally any large body of water. Well that and all the deadly creatures.

[pzottolo]

and don't forget, your man's gotta be plenty chubby to have a nice rack. if you like that. which is totally cool.

[MarkDayComedy]

Who do you have to blow to get Buck in one of your videos....

Oh, never mind.

[pzottolo]

you have to have a yellow wall. hey, i think you're a shoo-in. a shoo-blow. a blow-buck. whatever.

[allieBean4]

"i see, it appears im too late" LOL nice

[JasonMelancon]

Hey, gay sells.

[bluecyan8]

love your videos. really funny!

[TankCarl]

Very funny all the way through. Lets see,peter,gay hermaphroditic fish,government.

Yep,all the hot buttons pushed.Oh,and a Buck mention.Double push.

Oops,voices in my head,gotta go...

[pzottolo]

whoa whoa...no one said anything about having a garage AND a car...just laying eggs. unless it makes it kinkier...ah whatever.

[ezcuchame831]

aww ur cool! totally subscribing!

[mmm1017]

my favorite video yet, I love Mr. Limpet!

[pzottolo]

we used to pretend to be him, making all those sounds, having puffy lips, wearing glasses...ah, to be 5 and sexually confused again...

[mmm1017]

Throw in a Twister board and you have fun for the whole neighborhood. Kids nowadays don't even know what they're missing.

[EveApporate]

HAHA, I loved the Incredible Mr. Limpet...... great video!!

[pzottolo]

limpette! ;)

[rsd22]

great job and rely funny

[xgobobeanx]

nice buck cameo :)

[pzottolo]

No one tops you :)

[thewinekone]

Favourite part. Earth explode.

Me talk like Tarzan now.

[pzottolo]

Me want you to touch my dog.

[Truthiness231]

If there are trace amounts of gay in the Potomac then there must be chunks of rainbow in the San Francisco Bay.

[pzottolo]

BEST.  COMMENT. EVER.

[Blargaldalien]

5 star comment of the moment.

[EgoBarreN]

haha!

[bellad77]

Well done Peter!! Great video.

[Dog480]

Good of you to remember the little people on your EXTENDED vacation; San Diego, was it?

[pzottolo]

still here, till dec 2 or so

[Dog480]

Hey Peter; enjoy! I was stationed in Miramar in the 60's Poway was a 2 street town & Rancho Bernardo (?) was just being built. Kinda what it probably looks like again, except for the odor of scorched earth. Hope it's OK where you are.

[zipdoodah]

Watching this video made me gay.

[pzottolo]

fight it!

[zipdoodah]

lol I meant the "happy" meaning of gay but I forgot to put it in. Stupid me. If you read my comment with "happy" in mind you will see what I intended. :)

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

hahahahh great job Peter!!!!

you my hero!

BUCK

[scooter952]

oh my gosh! that was a halarious clip of you in this video! :D

[pzottolo]

and YOU are the star!

SUPERSTAR!

[patstick]

keep it up man, these rock!

[plumpspork]

hahaha

[ruiztube]

very funny

[Rocketman16]

You're mind is so twisted :) Do you write your own stuff?

[pzottolo]

everything is me. except the douchebag talking. dunno who HE is.

[multipurposesymbol]

hilarious!

[eternaltruth09]

AHAHAHAH

[KisaraPwnsj00]

lololol

[rewindtimes]

Rofl You're videos are hilarious I love it =]

[IKLIPTIC]

That was frikkin awsome loved it, keep it up.

[pzottolo]

thx will try

[tmacc]

lol

[VenetianPrincess]

wow love it! Your videos just keep getting better and better!!

[pzottolo]

wooooooow coming from the premiere editress on YT that's quite a compliment :)

[Jordinsanity]

YOU ARE MY IDOL

[pzottolo]

follow the christ, young lad

[drakester34]

WOOT! SECOND COMMENT!

[StuffMcB]

What the Buck!!! HA!