Dial Tone - "Have proper ventilation while painting" - A G.I. Joe PSA

[BodeBro41]

"Always check labels..." "Shut your cunt mouth dial tone. You carry a fucking phone."

[DetachedArtist]

Dail Tone: son of Morse Code.

[TheZarthorn]

Thats one really old child, hair line of bill Cosby.

[Pasc9]

I was gonna paint my bike but I got high

I was gonna ride it around but then I got high

Now Dial Tone is here and I know why

Cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high

[mosj9876]

@Pasc9 lol awesome

[cskater1234605]

what the f**** are you doing in my F*** garge

[mrbattlenet]

They were just getting high i dont see the problem

[jacklambertwilson]

Gary Coleman?

[supahlolman9]

It's Bill Cosby's son!

[CaligulosQuixotic]

I didn't say nothing bout wearing no masks, put those back.

[thisismyfcukingemail]

Fuck you, Dialtone, that's my last can, and I haven't huffed in weeks!

[Jwitzpoopz]

"Dial tone?" Seriously?

[BTIsaac]

I don't know about spray paint, but when it comes to laquer, I wouldn't want to miss any of those fumes. I heard they're a good way to get stoned.

[Gadjet567]

my school should have saw this before the painted the gym with chemical paint and caused a school evacuation

[KidNothing89]

And after the accident, Dial Tone went through various scientific surgeries, and was given the identity of a man who had died doing what he loved to do. Today, his name is... Inspector Gadget.

[TheAxelMiller]

How the fuck did DIal Tone know they were in there?

[The4EverYoung85]

@TheAxelMiller They're the GI Joes -- they always know where the kids are in this nameless town (or rather, the kids who are about to do something stupid, like the blond boy trying to catch a ride with an obvious child molester). And to KidNothing89: If the Inspector Gadget movie had that as a plotline, maybe it would have been worth watching.

[The4EverYoung85]

I'd really hate to get behind Dialtone at the airport with all the equipment he's got on.

[TheGlobalMisfit]

The kids were huffing paint fumes and lied to Dialtone

[MrMaryJanes]

Just release the poisonous gases into the environment! Thanks Dial tone!

[TheArchaicOne]

Why is that little white boy friends with Nelson Mandela?

[ZombiePyroNinja]

At first i heard

This is gonna be the greatest fucking bicycle

[jonlennon1973]

lmao



[DustinThePooper]

And knowing is half the battle! Thanks, Saddam!

[boobtuber06]

Dial Tone was a 35-Sierra bwahahahahhah...

[pantyflash]

Like, wonderful advice. "Dial-Tone" could have just thrown a lit match into the building, thereby ventilating it so much quicker with a massive gas explosion. Way to go, babe!

[supaultrapimp]

im not listining to fuckin dail tone!! who the fuck is listining to goddam dail tone!?!?!?

[Boomerangutan]

dial tone the reject G.I

[MrSnipingTerrorist]

Dial tone kinda... just opened the garage door...

[jakethenintendonerd]

0:17 TROLL FACE

[gleshmecktal]

0:02 This is gonna be the best fucking bike on the block!

[andrewgsupbrah]

man we just gettting fuucked upppp, dude i know this bike is gonna be siick

[MisterOrangeFace]

What kind of name is dial tone?

[roguelead72]

@MisterOrangeFace GI Joe code names were for the most part based on what they did Dial Tone was a communications specialist(same as Breaker).

[harrybasile456]

what the hell is on his back?

[roguelead72]

@harrybasile456 It's a high tech radio, he's a commo guy.

[Adrastia]

@harrybasile456 80's mobile phone? They came with backpacks that held the batteries.

[qwalznarg]

when ur get high ur

veryy sick shit ive needed to see a doctor

for 18v yrs thanx joe

now i know

[kdreamland]

If the fumes were that bad that you could SEE them in long thick grey lines, you wouldn't be coughing. You'd be choking.

[The4EverYoung85]

@kdreamland Or smoking weed.

[LucianUramu]

yea I guess a label with a skull and crossbones is worth reading

[101Theflux]

Like how that kid is starting to bald haha

[Caboose56]

wouldn't hurt to wear these masks that are conveniently hanging on the wall FUCKING DUMB ASS KIDS.....

[kilkolio]

cell phones were incredibly huge back then huh

[pyr0static]

They were... Painting the tires... I think Dial Tone was too late.

[wockynerd]

Man, a phone-themed Joe? This guy is a real third-stringer.

Also, are all the children in Joetown USA orphans? Maybe all these problems could be solved by a PSA for parents: WATCH YOUR DUMB ASS KIDS.

[Vadion12]

1. The fuck does he just randomly go into peoples houses and miss with there shit for? 2. Is that a Jet pack or did this guy seriously just get fucked by the oncoming of cellular phones and laptops?

[RJhasFLOW]

@Vadion12 lmfao. Thought the same thing.

I'm in my garage and a guy dressed in military fatigues and a jetpack comes in. WTF

[WhatsAYak]

@Vadion12 - Yeah, really...why does one of the Joes ALWAYS just happen to be on the scene when kids are doing/about to do something stupid? Makes you wonder...

[crazymime]

his job was made redundant by a mobile phone

[rodian10]

Meh. I liked Breaker ALOT better than Dial Tone.

[rdisherprojectdotcom]

The sad part is, Dial Tone was never even there. He was just a hallucination and in reality those kids are just passed out in the garage.

[Leatherbubba]

Dial Tone?  Really?

[luno44]

How'd he know the kids were doing that in the garage? Does GIJoe really go walking around town looking in people's windows? Watch the one... Doc "don't take drugs without your parents there" and the answer is YES.

[SuperODST1]

epilogue: "hey i have an idea! lets ignore that weirdo and close the doors and windows,and throw our masks in the trash!"

[Protains]

these kids were just stupid

[epona1031]

Dial-Tone = Inspecter Gadget

[AirsoftReviewerMan]

and very sick means high

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

why the fuck does the black kid look 50?

[WhatsAYak]

@DRawesomeninjasauce - Judging by this PSA, I'd say from huffing too much spray paint! LOL

[cappsoutlaw]

no wonder gi joe has to help all these kids their huffing paint

[bluereaper75]

I like how this elite counter-terrorist squad member rushes to the aid of some kids while still wearing his billion dollar tactical equipment. genius

[mustangstevegt]

Gawd dammit. If they had the masks the whole time then why didnt they-

Never mind. The fight against natural selection vs. their intelligent decision making is really most of their battle.

[blacknite76]

Whew! That was close I'm glad he did'nt realize this was really our coke lab!

[l0rd0ct0d0rk]

today, you can't even get spray paint if you're a kid.

[The4EverYoung85]

@l0rd0ct0d0rk Yeah. In my state (Pennsylvania), you have to be 25 to get spraypaint.

[aSimulatedHigh]

love how the big skull and cross bones on the can make it look like spray paint of poison

[DeltaFoX129]

the black kid looks like oj simpson

[COBRARocky]

JUST GONNA BREAK INTO YOUR GARAGE THERE

[lozgeek]

Was this really a big problem with kids back in the 1980s? I don't know of many people that would continue using spray paint while they started to feel that woozy.

[crpsaiyan]

@lozgeek Well, back in the 1980s, not many parents were really informed about how to protect their kids against poisonous items. When I was four, my mother told me that I accidentally drank some rubbing alcohol (just a little sip), despite the fact that she hid the bottle on the very top shelf. After the poison control center helped me, they gave these police officer stickers to my mother, and she would place them on items that were dangerous to me. That way, I knew what wasn't for me.

[TheDullahan]

Does he just randomly show up in people's garages with weirdass equipment?

[The4EverYoung85]

@TheDullahan: The GI Joes randomly show up anywhere where kids do stupid shit. That's why, in this day and age of people trying to protect kids from abductors and sexual predators, looking back at these GI Joe PSAs don't fill you with feelings of "Wow, this cartoon was the greatest." and "Today's cartoons suck compared to this." The feelings are more like, "Were the censors braindead when they let this pass?"

[chrisz71]

this just seems like Dial Tone was out of place here. Every other Joe had a PSA that was somewhat related to them, but he's a communication guy (I'm assuming), so what does this have to do with poisoning?

[WhatsAYak]

@chrisz71 - Yeah, really...wouldn't it have made more sense to have Dial Tone do the one about not giving strangers your address over the phone?

[gratler]

im sorry, but just what in the name of fuck is that dude wearing on his back? a portable phone of the 1970's ?

[Immortal1000]

@gratler This PSA is from the 1980's not the 1970's. Cordless phones and cell phones didn't exist in 1970's.

[gregman05]

0:02 this is going to be the best fucking bike on the block

[sillygrl23]

I am starting to imagine what would happen if they had The Baroness arrive during these PSAs. More and more boys would be killing themselves just to have her show up and talk to them. Doctor: Tell me again Billy why you broke your leg falling off a roof? Billy: Uh, so some hot german woman in a skin-tight uniform would appear... Doctor: Makes sense.

[TwoBrothersStudios]

Why is does one kid have male pattern baldness?

[The4EverYoung85]

@TwoBrothersStudios: It is possible to go bald at a young age.

[Bowserfett08]

@The4EverYoung85 And now we know. And knowing is half the battle!

[willmandude]

@TwoBrothersStudios And a mustache?

[jeremu5]

@TwoBrothersStudios the paints...

[sillygrl23]

"Awww come on Dial tone we were just getting high"

[WhatsAYak]

Why didn't the kids just use the masks if they had them the whole time?

[bopomofo]

What in the world is Dial Tone wearing on his back??

[landcommander1981]

@bopomofo Its his communicator backpack. The action figure came with it. It does look odd like that. You'd think he'd leave it off when not in use. You don't see Flint etc with their backpacks on.

[bopomofo]

@landcommander1981 Oh I see...goes to show how far we've come in mobile communications since the '80s. Sort of like ENIAC computers before PCs.

[wileyk209zback]

Thanks for uploading these rarer PSAs! I might dub a few of these in the Flenserfilm-style as a thank-you thingy :P