Gaming Disasters: Survival Arts (Arcade)

[SuperDave341]

this game is actually very good, I don't understand what is so bad about that one? I certainly prefer this to the fatal fury game that were made at the same time

[thunderstudent]

What about Jurassic Park Interactive, Superman 64 or Transformers: Convoy No Nazo?

[makutateridax200]

this game looks worse than one of chris chandler's sonichu "comics"

[makutateridax200]

@makutateridax200 well almost

[Alemme01]

This is honestly one of the funniest videos I have ever seen on my 3 years here on YouTube. This has got to be one of the best reviews on the Internet.

[Woblesavvy]

Mommy and Daddy sleeping?

[eggles15]

SIck0Fant please comeback



[Pikawil64]

Clearly someone hasn't seen Shadow: War of Succession yet.

[superperezman]

@Pikawil64 that shit is even worse!

[ElBribri]

Very funny and interesting video, BUT I FUCKING HATE YOUR WHISPERING!!!!!!!! Comments are okay funny indeed

[htownking85]

Good thing for Mugen, I can kick these characters asses with some real fighters Ryu, Scorpion, Terry, etc.

[brunthroath6912]

"What kind of a ninja carry's a gun" ROFL

[TheGurror]

please comeback

[Tiamat583]

If you think this game is terrible, wait till you play tattoo assassins, damn, that game was a true abonimation!

[JRC3034]

@Tiamat583 no, trust me, this game is worse.

[Tiamat583]

@JRC3034

okay then. well I think both games are bad.

[ge5undhe17]

This....came from the same company which made Guilty Gear (Sammy)

[EXmugen]

This game, although it looks like shit, can't possibly be as bad as Fight Fever... Review that one. That is if you haven't already...

[Atlink]

Mic screens. Look into them.

[NefariousEvildoer]

8:08 - Wow, this game had THREE 'custune designers'! Apparently, they weren't paid enough.

[TsukuneXKurumu]

i swear to god,i think i saw hilters head pop out of that richard simmons xD

[terrylink2]

its not that bad

[eggles15]

I like hoe the Situation is in the background at 3:00

[ragemishima]

LMFAO, i'm gonna do my game casting at Arby's. Hell, maybe even Church's Chicken.

[reignick1133]

hey buddy you owe me a million dollars I found a worse game than this horrid piece of trite.

Look up the OLD ps1 game "Cosmic race" it was a early post Japanese launch title that makes this piece of trash look absolutely inspired and well thought out.

NOTE : I will NOT be held responsible if playing Cosmic Race throws you into fits of sheer uncontrollable homicidal rage / anguish , nor will I be held responsible for any damages done due to the outcome.

[phowell2323]

The puerto rican garbage man part almost made me piss my pants

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

id play this before et

[MHMemeDoubleYourFun]

I guess the appearance, sense of humor and overall style isn't going to be to most people's (if not, everyone's) taste, but the controls are so tight a fan of fighters should love it.

[Ashy5000]

LMAO! "Ok so you just got through this entire game...and you still dont know what the fuck's going on.. classic ur a funny dude

[NeverContactMe]

Who names their kid "Hose Brand?"

[advancedtotal]

@NeverContactMe : He is probably a Native American, they call their kids names like "Horse", "Fast bird" etc...

[ClessxAlghazanth]

omg it sucks ass ,

I always thought american fighting games are awful but this thing is the worst

[SinistaMinista666]

that dude Gunner looks like J-Roc from Trailer Park Boys lmao

[jclokwork]

Who else but Richard Simmons....LMAO!!!!

[Charmancer]

Try Sword os Sodan, I first played it on the Sega Megadrive(Genesis) and that game is boring as hell or so I found it to be boring as hell but for those who may like it then thats good for you but for me it's a NO SHOW!

[AmAxel35]

It's Richard Simmons with Ric Flair's robe, nice

[TheRyux]

lmao @ 7:57. Hose Brand ain't no joke! XD

[AmAxel35]

@TheRyux Somehow I think they asked the guy for his name and when he said "Jose" they just figured it was spelled Hose. XD

[TheRyux]

heh, damn! that's terrible... but if you think THIS is bad, you should see Blood Warrior. it's even worse!!! my MAME still hates me.

[Sonic2332]

This game should hold a tournament at EVO.

[seanj666]

It seems like the MK rip offs are worst than the Street Fighter rip offs imo.

[DragonCharlz]

hmm... worse games than this? Tao Taido, Tao Feng, Shaq Fu, Dark Rift, Fighting Eyes, Deadly Arts, Tattoo Assassins, Street Fighter The Movie, Blood Warriors, Mortal Kombat vs DC (mainly because by this time they should know better), KOF Maximum Impact, Astra Super Stars... should I keep going? And thats just fighting game wise...

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@DragonCharlz Half those games are better than this, really, as they actually manage to adhere to some sort of fighting game conventions. Survival Arts doesn't have even that.

[DragonCharlz]

hmm... worse games than this? Tao Taido, Tao Feng, Shaq Fu, Dark Rift, Fighting Eyes, Deadly Arts, Tattoo Assassins, Street Fighter The Movie, Blood Warriors, Mortal Kombat vs DC (mainly because by this time they should know better), KOF Maximum Impact... should I keep going?

[MrSamanosuke78]

i was laughing my ass off this is genius thank you for the vid

[chunkybluemonky]

a 4:44 i loled soo hard about the dog:DDD

[LBLOCKCLICK]

hose brand

[MHMemeDoubleYourFun]

Survival Arts was the first modern fighting game to feature weapons dropped on stage for players to pick up (later popularized in Nintendo's SSB series). While the first MK lacked a good combo system, Sammy and Scarab added one to Survival Arts.

[z4ng3tsu1ch1g0]

Superman N64 is worse

[tsknelson]

I actually found a hunting game of sorts that seemed to be developed by Sammy. It sucked. Big suprise.

[MHMemeDoubleYourFun]

@tsknelson Scarab (founded by someone from UPL) actually developed this, along with Battle Monsters with no credit.

[CaliYoungGun1991]

not worse then ET ...try playing that for 1 hour

[Regemgadevideos]

Nice Bret Hart Reference.

The WORST there is,

The WORST there was,

And the WORST there ever will be.

[coachherron]

i luv this guys reviews

[Solbadgreg]

Trust me. There are WAY worse games. Play Kasumi Ninja on 3DO. @_@

[flameboy122]

The Richard Simmons comment was just about the funniest thing I have heard in the past month.

[tonymariewiseman]

Worse than Kasumi Ninja haha

[thunderstudent]

@tonymariewiseman Atleast Kasumi Ninja had Angus who was awsome, this game has nothing redeeming about it.

[tonymariewiseman]

@thunderstudent

Hmm, I forgot about Angus, he has fought Bravehart many times.

[CaliYoungGun1991]

lololololololo

shang soung rip off

[SondreRasmussen]

what a puny SHIT-game

[000slasher]

mongo should be the blue guy and kane should be the bald guy RIGHT RIGHT THIS IS RETARTED R E T A... R>> D>>ED!!!!!!!!!!

[BillyCauseyjr]

this is the worst of the digitized fighters.

[zighaiwan]

I've got a buddy named j(amie) who looks like Santana , and another named k(evin) who looks like final boss Dantel with the poodle hair and blond.

[oakR8ter14]

lol! TRY YOUR BEST TO PAUSE IT AT 6:08 AND LOOK TO THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR SCREEN.....ADOLF HITLER??

[Isacij]

HAHA! look at the heads flying out of the last boss when he's beaten. It looks like Hitler and Stalin and some other guys. Does this mean he has eaten their flesh?

[Isacij]

The bald guy's name is Mongo!?

[177shadow]

superman sucks

[bogercs]

What kind of pointless moron would put an exorcise teacher for a final boss? and how come he's got a poodle hair, wears a king's robe and is much taller? good review, I'd much rather watch Lance Perkins then play this game.

[Kingnothing8585]

What kind of a Ninja carries a gun?...A Badass one!

[AmateurCorpse]

5:12 SAMMY HAGAR MAKES AN APPEARANCE

[TriggerheartExcelica]

I don't watch wrestling, but I think a heel/face turn is supposed to have more fanfare than that.

[ronmower]

Richard Simmons LOL!

[tangoman8]

i'm agree with brunthroath i liked the digitalizing graphism and the gameplay (characters are very tall and i like this ) you sure can enjoy a fight

this kind of game is original for today and i prefer it to mortal combat

seriously fun

[matmusada]

From this moment I will be a good fighter! Because through this entire game I've been a bad fighter! Somewhere there's a person who has beaten this game and they're damn prod of themselves....lol

Even worse there's there's probably some bored individuals who hold tournaments for this!

[thereaIblackcerberus]

Tattoo Assassins was worse, but I guess it doesn't count as it was never released.

[warchild027]

this is CULT!!

[snkfiend]

My god this game is fucking shit damn I'm a life gamer and this is the WORST fighting game i've ever saw.

[ezequielevil]

ROFL'd at 5:11

[ronmower]

Yeh I LOL'D!

[windego999]

I'm puerto rican and Hiryu doesn't look like any puerto rican I know.

Anyway I honestly don't think the people who made these MK Rip offs put any kind of thought into it.. In fact I'm positive they thought all they had to do was make a game with violence and call it a fighter and they'd get a hit. Hell I think they just went to an arcade one day and saw some noob play an MK game by just jump kicking and made it so you could play this game like that too and people would like it T_T

[DougMovementDisyple]

"guy just melts for no reason" lmao 2:50

[marcusmalone]

The character descriptions are about the funniest youtube moments in a long while.

hahahahahahahaha.

[Yourebuying]

@marcusmalone I rofl'd when he described the green guy as a: "fat ass indian".

[brunthroath6912]

This game isn't as bad as you claim it to be! Yes the chars are awful!! But they probably did the best job digitalizing these chars... And it does have a certain feel to it. Bottom line the fatalities are awesome and the idea is pretty cool.

[ZineappleVids]

Mortal Kombat + Art Of Fighting = Survival Arts.

Only the games mentioned before Survival Arts are actually good games.

[1983parrothead]

Which is better: this, Tattoo Assassins, Pit Fighter, Way of the Warrior, Blood Warrior or The Kung Fu Master Jackie Chan?

[nothinghappens1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA but this game is way far better than street fighter : the movie . Well , judge yourselves!!!

[CelticCymru]

Wait, did I just see Hitler's face?

[Uratnik]

5:29

Somebody like.... Naked Sean Connery from Samurai Zombie Nation?

[whymancrapy]

i know a game that is worse than this game it is called the sentinal returns its for ps1

[bloodguzzler]

8:08 Custume Designer?

[superermac55]

i wonder if you could put this on the psp

[Usul573]

Custers Revenge

I think it's worse.

[bond165]

Agree

[Usul573]

The fact that Custers Revenge is a one screen game, and looks and sounds like garbage and is a game that you see all of in about 30 seconds, I think it has my vote for worst game ever.

[TriggerheartExcelica]

This looks like a cross between Tattoo Assassins and Pit-Fighter. Dear lord.

[pigfaceddog]

Puerto Rican Garbage Man!!! LMMFAO!!!

[TXrangers93]

RICHARD SIMMONS HAHAHAHAAHA

[ragemishima]

I think the icing on this hilarious cake is that you're whispering. It seems to make an already awesome review even better. XD

[DDDEEE6]

LMAO!!!! sickOfan u r honestly one of tha funniest people on youtube.....keep makin videos

[caniplzwatch]

this gets me dizzy

[link000000]

uhhh...on the last boss why the fuck are little hittler heads flying out of him when hes dead??

[RetroGamer3]

You owe me 1.000.000 dollars !

Check my vid response.

[ronmower]

LOL!

[GamingShadow01]

wow.  the game looks pathetic but Transformers Convoy No Nazo for the Famicom makes this game seems like Street Fighter 2

[ronmower]

Wow, a game worse than Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde?

[br000ly]

who else but richard simmons. LOOOL THAT TOTALY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

[zokamaru]

just a tidbit, sammy goes on to make the guilty gear series which was quite a cult hit, least they improved from this

[danimoth2]

santana = fez from that 70's show

[Retro1Gamer]

Viper (A.K.A. Vanilla Ice) looks like John Crawley from Art Of Fighting 2.

[GokaishuSonOfGouki]

yeah he does

[CaptainGinyu]

Janitor = Roger Wilco

[GokaishuSonOfGouki]

that game is funny as hell too

[colethemole92]

this game is fuckin gay

[BogusMeatFactory]

I just finished playing the game and didn't have to rely on jump kicks the entire time. This isn't Goro from mortal kombat, it's a crappy AI game.

[SpecialFX83]

DUDE!!!!

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!??!

[BeatDownCentral]

by other people you mean your parents.

[bluphitiger]

Could have made the video more entertaining by doing more than just a simple jumping dropkick the whole time. Even though it is a horrible game, use more variety in the moves.

[AugerMartel]

Why should he bother using a variety of moves when his tactic is very effective? It is the flaw of the game for being unbalanced and having piss-poor AI.

[ShingoEX]

Game controls a hell of a lot better than either Kasumi Ninja or Way of the Warrior. The moves are easy to pull off as well.

I just think you're basing this review on how shitty the AI is and how cruddy the characters look. There are far worse games than this.

[newagepun]

the jaguar fighting games had horrid control thanks to the jaguar controller, what with the fucking numpad.

[ronniej1183]

I dunno man, it doesn't look as bad as Tattoo Assassins

[windego999]

Yeah I agree Tattoo Assasins was pure evil but this doesn't look THAT bad.

[DanielBMS]

I love the backgrounds in this game. I like how Hanna's stage has plenty of her teammates. Gotta love the timely rip off Terminator 2 with Mongo's stage, and I love the idea of monks in a bar. Back in the early 90's monks hanging out in a bar was considered intelligent.

[danimoth2]

my throat just got fucked up from laughing

[brainnysmurfs]

This game looks awesome! Hahahahha

[805gre]

lol funny review

[allistar34]

Rofl- Richard Simmons.

[dojodragon123]

The worst gameever made, and also one of the funniest

[WesMantO0th]

you know the games aweful when you cant sleep because it was so bad LOL

[Zodiakpsy]

For a one-guy job, he's put a lot of work in it and its really too bad its this crap ...

[Jantzen7]

Wow I cannot believe that Sammy made this back then since now they are like famous for good games like Guilty Gear

[JonSchaffer57]

You seen Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing? It's pretty fucking god-awful.

[JonSchaffer57]

Your description ov that background with the guys bouncing and the dog had me laughing SO hard my sides were hurting and tears were running down my face.

[dojodragon123]

Hey i noticed this game is like a bad mortal kombat

[jjtycoon78]

lol richard simmons is the final boss

[CourageNFaith]

From MAWS Database:

"Another digitized fighter attempting to cash in on the "Mortal Kombat" craze featuring eight selectable characters and bonus rounds. The producers of this game must have raided the discount Halloween costume boutique. I cannot help but giggle each time I fight Dantel, the incredibly cheap and hilarious white trash ripoff of Shang Tsung. "

Well, despite its many flaws, the game has fatalities and some characters has good attacks, but in general, it´s a rip-off from MK IV.

[NitroKid11]

If the veiw was better, and there wur more characters and they had more moves with a lot better graffics, this gam ecould be fun, actaully :)

[ConanTL]

What's a "programer" (8:19)? Some hybrid between a programmer and a pro-gamer?

[jadevegablack]

greatest boss battle ever you have the pentagram on the floor, some giant indain-masked restler- guy that's fighting Richard Simmons in a gay M bison coat with a mix of baraka and ivan ooze's moves.Best game ever!!!

(If u didn't kno that was purely sarcasm, well...you suck at life)

[TheGamingWeasel]

When Richard Simmons is dying you can see the heads that are flying away from him. Two of them are Hitler and Stalin. He ate their flesh! LOL!

[Kingnothing8585]

LOL, hahahahaha! "Hose Brand" What the fuck? LOL

[Sick0Fant]

Damn... I accidentally removed somebody's comment... sorry about that.

[z4ng3tsu1ch1g0]

ET for worst game ever??

[h8s2]

Looks better than Big Rigs.

[530aftescho]

LP (laughing politely)

[Gum2Gum]

omg this review is hard, he melted for no reason.lol janitor with a load in his pants fights for no reason.ninja with guns.lol please make more like this.

[INfintido]

you had some funny lines in this video. I own a survival arts PCB and LOVe it, so ease off.

[FargoJ02]

Richard Simmons!! I thought the same damn thing the moment I got to that boss in this game! XD

[530aftescho]

Really? I thought it was Will Ferrell.

I kid you not!

[neomedia74]

Fat-ass Indian! ROFLMAO!

[MikeTupperTheKiller]

hose brand mwahaha

[expotemkin]

Try Way of the Warrior for 3DO.

[dorkssux]

it seriously did

[ChickenMiasma]

Lol, 3 of the people at the Battlestar Galactica convention were coming apart, too!

[nikantro80]

LMFAO!!!!!!!  hayden fox.... what a reference

[gognub]

wtf i swear i saw hitlers head come out of the boss

[criptoandkgb]

that one girl in there looks like my sister

[MonochromePariah]

If you think this is ridiculous, you should try playing Blood Warrior. lol

[Iori400]

WTF!! Hitler and Ghandi heads?

[royalguard56]

i laughed my fucking ass off throughout this entire review...you, sir, just got yourself another subscriber. bravo!

[cleon415]

Dude, what's worse, Street Fighter The Movie, or this?

[douglasaxbm]

This.

[DefHimself]

Sammy is a gaming company, I infact think they own Sega as of right now.

[HinataChan30]

Yep. They're most famous for publishing the Guilty Gear series.

[calpal80833]

lol richard simmons looks like will ferral

[EpidemicSama]

hahahahahahaahahah

[DeathScorpian]

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES is worse...

[GamesPlayer1]

lol

[maxpayne6398]

this is one of the funniest reviews ive ever seen!

[Sick0Fant]

Did you miss the first minute explaining that? o_O

[CCJCorporation]

200th rating!

[bingdat]

Hose Brand.  Hahaha.

[Gum2Gum]

he had a gun and did'nt use it, you are one of the best reviewers. the one guy was even better than ken from street fighter.lol this is truly funny.lol keep em coming mate.