Hellsing Ultimate Abridged - Episode 3

[SuperDrake1212]

wow wow wow woooooowwww

[KieferBakerg]

7:59 WAS THAT FREAKING NYAN CAT BEING USED AS A RING TONE!?!?!?

[BahamutZEROteraFlare]

Alucard's a brony. Buck yeah.

[dp21345]

fucking kingdom hearts copyright beast castle

[alt3etf]

Haha Alan Sugar

[that1dude400]

Really wish Alucard wasn't retarded in this abridged series.

[AbridgedPenguin]

@that1dude400 Oh no, good sir, Alucard isn't retarded, HE'S INSANE! :D

Just like 90% of the characters in Hellsing XD

[DragoSonicMile]

FiM and KH2 music.

It is complete. :)

[Nikora373]

Kingdom Hearts Biests Castle theme song for the Valentine Brothers? That is the most unfitting thing I can think of!!...And funny.

[AbridgedPenguin]

@Nikora373 ;) I know, right? They dont match, and yet, it matches XD Glad you liekd it :)

[Nikora373]

@AbridgedPenguin Thumbs up! :D

[immaninja80]

bitches love cannons!

[shutuptomhanks]

smoothing music = step brothers song :)

[ravenhowler]

shouldn't you have a disclaimer to prevent infringement or something?

[AbridgedPenguin]

@ravenhowler Eh, Disclaimers dont do anything, I'm afraid. If a company wants to, it can just pull the series, no ifs ands or buts. A Disclaimer wouldnt stop them, I'm afraid, but the Hellsing series has kinda remained untouched by copyright over the years it has been on Youtube. :)

[Spongeman25]

Shawn of the Dead! Yay! La la la la!

[MrKakuzukun]

keep them coming that one was fecking epic :D

[Michi7895]

This just made my day , just so hilarious thx can't wait to see more

[sgtpaintbrush]

This is really great!! I think Seras needs a better microphone though.

[XAdiehSugarlessX]

XD Walter..you damn pervert ..

[Chrno34]

Watching TFS's HUA and your own rendition back to back has made my day.

[jchotrod0912]

What's up, bitches?

[balotaa123]

At 2:08, I didn't even notice the one dude is Asian.

I love anime!

[AlucardxHellsingAMV]

So....who's up for chinese. Integra you naughty naughty girl. XD

[sirRyanJames]

"I'm not completely...with it. I'm on the crazy train, and there's no station in sight. when I was born, I WAS BEATEN WITH THE MENTAL STICK! I'M ONE THREAD LOOSE OF A TAPESTRY! I'M ONE COOKIE SHORT OF A BAKERY!"

man that was one hell of a monologue.

[mizundeadjoker]

Lol

[mizundeadjoker]

GO AWAY!

[jonnycashman100]

The voices are okay, except for the police girl,she makes me want to stab my eardrumbs

[robajack1]

awsome

[hiranoshe]

"But the movie!"

"Fuck the movie." lol xD

This was great. I loved Alucard going off about being crazy.

Its ok, Alucard. I'm about the same when someone says the magic word. lol

[Mcrxxxkisame]

7:20 shit got real.

[Papadragon18]

I think the "slave/servant" should have been the "no, no"-"Double my pay"-"promotion"-guy. If anyone understands who I mean.

[AbridgedPenguin]

@Papadragon18 Hehehe, don't worry, we have plans for him ;)

[gydrah4244]

@AbridgedPenguin When seras was admiering alucards new gun was she having an orgasum. not that im complaining but in the words of lord suger what the royal fuck?

[cmgcp72]

@AbridgedPenguin impressive work

[danno461]

Swastika. Very dissapointed. I Feel sorry for Jewish ppl :/

[origamishishou]

tweet tweet BOOM ... f***ing birds.

[MegaDudesup]

eddsworld zombie attack music in the background for a bit :)

[lazerBAR]

Dat awp sound.

[Darkweskertriple6]

Just to help you. When speaking with a german accent here are some pointers. W sounds are v's th sounds are z's and is und an is un. But if you really want to learn study Herr Major's mannarisms. Just me trying to help!

[EvrantKnight]

"Well I'll give you a 10 for a unique entrance, but a FUCKING ZERO for the wall you just broke". Definitely one of the best lines of the episode, just the setting and the ways its said makes it funny.

[ilikethemoon1]

but the movie! D: '' fuck the movie! >:D

[GingerAnne]

LOL... this is hilarious still... I have watched it tons of times...

[AbridgedPenguin]

@GingerAnne ;) The writing off Episode 4 has begun! :D

[ZakuAbumiFanGirl1]

@AbridgedPenguin When will Schrodinger be coming in?? :3

[Shadowdancerbob]

@ZakuAbumiFanGirl1 Last i heard The Captain had sent Schrodinger off to an anime convention. He seemed really excited after talking to Jan about conventions.

[Darkweskertriple6]

Sick opening!

[CRAnoobCRA]

my god this show ahs more fanservice than i thought

[PaladinKillbird]

Was a little rough the first two episodes, but the 3rd one rocked. Keep it up.

[Naked64Snake]

I loved the alucard rant about him being insane



[MIMMYY1997]

Your insane!!

BINGO!!

[PunkMaiden13]

Jan <3

[ZionKraze]

But in all seriousness, this does have some potential to be a decent Hellsing Abridged.

[ZionKraze]

A British version of Hellsing Ulitmate Abridged? Instantly better then TFS.

[AbridgedPenguin]

@ZionKraze XD Thank you XD I dont knwo when Episode 4 will be out, but I hope to start work on it soon :)

Im glad to have your support XD

[Windmagic444]

"I'm so happy no one has noticed I am asian"

LOL

[renduden]

Can I get a list of the music you used in all the hellsing abridged eps

[AbridgedPenguin]

@renduden I'll put this one in the description box :)

Episode 1 & 2's music are in the closing credits :)

[vergilsvamp]

Lol I love the KH music you used there :3

[alucardslave]

OMG...creepy ass wizard of oz music..

[TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

Congratulations AbridgedPenguin! To me - this competes with TeamFourStar's Hellsing Ultimate, You guys shoud be proud ^^

[AbridgedPenguin]

@TheAwesomeDarkNinja :') Thank you! It's so awesome to get comments like this :D



[TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

I AM SO HAPPY NO ONE NOTICED I AM ASIAN -_-

[BlueBunnasaur]

Who's up for chines...

[TheAbrahamds]

1:36 Alucard is Tripping Balls man

[Achille12345]

Fire... FIRE?! FIRE FIRE FIRE FIIIIIIIRE!!!!

[TechUnadept]

THEY'RE EATING MY FACE! MY FAAAAAAAAAAA- *click! rrrrrrrrr...*

Oh, shut up.

[talkindurinthemovie]

I ike pressin the snow button and making it snow I don't belong but it make me happy

[zero2o10]

"I don't fucking care, put my wall back up!!!" that was the best line.

[jeffreygonzalez100]

Lmfao funny shit

[mangalovver]

happy new year Penguin =D

and grats on your the new Hellsing Abridged episode ^^ laughed my ass off!

i kinda hope dnhoge is taking up Alucard again in the next ep. since he was bloody good O.O Joking is great too though XD don't get me wrong

[classicbread]

yay thanks for the new one

[01misheel]

awesome! 

[shotokan1216]

Love it! It's great to see different abridging groups give characters different personalities and to see them play with the story lines. +1 subscriber.

[AbridgedPenguin]

Happy New Year!

[destructiondragon360]

Fuckin' Birds

[deweevon]

my favorite scene was when Seras was asking "what kind of monster would make me do this?!" then it cut to Integra. I found it hilarious.

[Katybug656]

Kingdom hearts background music...LOVE IT!

[FvJvA88]

LMFAO!!!!!

[GingerAnne]

"I am so happy, No one has noticed that I am Asian" LMAO!!! OH GOD, The board meeting is the best. It's so damn funny. I love these. I was hoping you would put in the "AM I DEAD YET?" lol I loved those. Hilarious.. even better than how I imagined in my head. lol

[DragonGoddess697]

@AbridgedPenguin Fuck dammit sorry /)_(\ I'm so stupid but yea you're up there with the pros, video was hilarious and a thumbs up all the way!! Keep it up xD sorry for my fail

[AbridgedPenguin]

@DragonGoddess697 No problem :D As I said before, it's flattering XD

Thank you for your support :)

[ramjet94]

Cons: the scene with Seras Alucard and Walter dragged a teensy bit and Luke's dialogue was a bit wonky.

[AbridgedPenguin]

@ramjet94 Thanks for the complimets and constructive critisisms :) I make no excuse for the Seras Alucard and Walter scene, but Luke's lines would have made much more sense but I had to cut out a massive portion of that scene to fit within the 15 Mins time limit.

But thank you, I appreciate all Constructive critisisms. :D

[ramjet94]

Pros: The editing is top notch and I love the unique anglenyou had with the Jan and Integra scene

[ramjet94]

Some pros and cons of the new episode

[rozenmodoka]

I wish everyone has a happy new year ^ ^ this ep was amazing :3

[AbridgedPenguin]

@rozenmodoka Happy New Year Seras! Well done for your voice in Episode 3 :D

[NekoJay1]

When I get old...I hope I turn out like Walter, now to practice making tea and using wires to slice stuff in half.

[MrAnticrimson]

One person got their wall knocked down

[DragonGoddess697]

I thought the 3rd episode was continuing after the 2nd episode....not repeating it in a different fashion o..O

[Shadowdancerbob]

@DragonGoddess697 You're mistaking us for Team Four Star, while we do enjoy their work we are an independent abridged series.

[AbridgedPenguin]

@DragonGoddess697 Yeah. XD We're not TFS. We will make Hellsing Ultimate Abridged episodes more than once a year, while TFS do it as a Halloween Special. I'm flattered that you compared us to TFS though ;)

Bearing in mind that we are NOT TFS, what did you think of the episode? :)

[HollowRangiku]

Meh...C'est n'importe quoi.

[SolidFake]

oh my god, that shit was so hilarious :D

mad props to the write, and for sure to the voice actors (integra voice is amazing) and the cutter!

and now, SOMEONE FETCH ME A PROSTITUTE!

[ohmgeeleader]

As soon as i heard the Zelda chest opening sound I honestly couldn't stop laughing from there on. Great Job, again! :D

[IHugShortPeople]

Wow. That was hilarious! I can tell everybody worked really hard on this episode. It was definately worth the wait.

[1995Berserk]

LOL!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD I haven't laughed this much in a long time :) GREAT FU**ING WORK :D

[AbridgedPenguin]

@1995Berserk I'm very glad you like it :D I love comments like this, it makes the work SO worthwhile :)

[1995Berserk]

@AbridgedPenguin Your welcome ^^ It's the least I can do since it's so awesome :D looking forward for the next :) Btw my new AMV will be up tomorrow night :D

[1995Berserk]

@AbridgedPenguin I'm sorry XD I meant later tonight, I forgot it's a new day XD

[AbridgedPenguin]

@1995Berserk XD Great, Lookign forward to it! On that note, HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE PEOPLE! :D

[1995Berserk]

@AbridgedPenguin The same to you :D

[billytheafroman]

hahahaha fuckin A man!! the bit where the OAP vamps fire had me laughin so hard i thought id have a brain annurism!! XD SO lookin forward to when u need me in an episode XD hahaha

[kkanimefan]

Jan sounds like Gilbert Godfey 

[up0the0ions]

that was awesome well worth the wait,

nice use of the ost.

[AbridgedPenguin]

@up0the0ions Many thanks! :D Glad you enjoyed it! XD

[TraciPeteyforlife]

I liked the part about the hate for the distuction of the wall. This was very good. You guys should have far more views. Ok. you guys have now made me want to buy Hellsing. That is good work.

[AlucardsHellHound]

oh god this is BRILLIANT! i lol'd

until i spilled my coffee

[AbridgedPenguin]

@AlucardsHellHound I'm sorry for any burn marks you recieved XD

[Nfinite13]

takahata101 is funnier 

[AbridgedPenguin]

@Nfinite13 That's stating the obvious, my friend XD

[Nfinite13]

@AbridgedPenguin dnt get me wrong you guys did walter better but that whole scene with takaha's with alucard just takes the cake

[AbridgedPenguin]

@Nfinite13 Thats flattering, but you have to understand, if you compare an Abridged Series with TFS, TFS always comes up trumps, seen as they are quite literally teh Gods of Abridgeding. All the rest of us can do if give it a damn good try. And thats what I've done. :) I understand where your coming from though.

[GingerAnne]

@AbridgedPenguin My friend, no way... I have to disagree... Don't put your writing down. This was brilliant and I laughed so damn hard at this. TFS I was quite disappointed in their second one. The material was quite tasteless and boring. But this had me laughing till the end. You're awesome. I am sharing this with everyone on my facebook. Jolly good show! -GingerAnne aka Integra ;)

[Shadowdancerbob]

I'm so very glad that Jokingpenguin managed to get you for the series, i prefer your Integra to Megami's any day.

[AbridgedPenguin]

@GingerAnne You are truely amazing Miss Ginger :) Thank you XD And thank you for sharing with people you know. You are a truely amazing Integra, and it's always a pleasure to work with you. I will try and get the next episode out a bit earlier though, ey? XD

[gray2332]

This deserves more views

[AbridgedPenguin]

@gray2332 Thank you :D

[ultimateshadow899]

Seras: *getting molested by old people* OH FUCK THIS! *goes beast mode, beating up old people*

Integra: Stop this before I take away you're family guy DVDs!

Seras: *goes out of beast mode* HUH?

[ionicsavior]

Lols HE SAID FIRE!!!! awesome job.

[ubertanking]

i knew it! alucard is a brony <3

[AbridgedPenguin]

@ubertanking It might just be something he listens to while high... but I'm sure he's a brony at heart XD

[sonicmarioTDfan347]

@ubertanking Nah.. he was just high as fuck.. he probably didn't even know what he was listening to.

[kriskei]

"u just knocked my fucking wall down i dont give a fuck ing care who u put my fucking wall back up "!!!!!

[terrythomas0722]

FIRST!!!!!

[terrythomas0722]

@terrythomas0722 Now since I got that out of the way, I LOVE these guys. Never stop.

[AbridgedPenguin]

@terrythomas0722 Never will ;)