Portal 2 - Turrets Trailer [HD]

[Forte2610]

0:40 That "good night" could mean a lot...

[Pr0Emmy]

Just TRY and get close to that baby. Heh! Your funeral.

[Krikler7Productions]

Consumer version? whats the military one like? 0.0

[ZeQuello]

@Krikler7Productions Didn't you see it?! - It's the big leopard one! - That camo fits almost any terrain!

[tantan2476]

Turrets一個欲しい。

[EveCat2343]

Cave Johnson: What idiot picked you?!

Me: *raises hand* ^_^; heh heh...

[vmelikian]

thats 65% percent more bullet per bullet!

[Jorbs3210]

You found many.Find the rest.

MiKaXsUs FTW

What?

[SYST3MWORM]

The numbers are actually a decimal ASCII code... if u "translate" it u get a funny message :)

[jimithepro]

pause at 0:32 reeeeeaaalllyyyy fast and see cave Johnson and some numbers? L0L

[aronmarkus]

lol you are the best :D

[RitsuZombieKun]

Me: aaaw he'l be safe 0:39

Cave Johnson: Just try and get close to that baby

Me: O.O.....now that i think of it how will they get the baby wen its time to feed it?...

Cave Johnson: ha your funeral

Me: oh fuck....

[cyrus4264]

i mean 0:32 sry i failed

[itzblakreign]

@cyrus4264 Nobody loves you

[cyrus4264]

who that guy in 0:28??!?!?JFK!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!­

[SWARMisDarkWASP]

thumbs up who read all the small print :D

[MultiJMAN911]

Cave Johnson is so manly, chuck norris once arm wrestled him. IT WAS A TIED MATCH!!!

[toastman444]

@MultiJMAN911 And then cave threw lemons at him

[999supercoolguy999]

@MultiJMAN911 na, CJ won.

[bnsl777]

i love these! :) haha

[hokbopha]

0:31 did anyone see the backwards pink turret?

[infamouschief117]

the 3 dislikes were P-body ATLAS and Chell

[laifalbert]

Consumer version? Their military grade one is the one in Half-Life 2?

[xXGamersTheoryXx]

...... Dear Santa ......

[vysethethird]

Just try to get close to that baby... your funeral.

[bluefire179]

65% more bullet per bullet

[noblegamer47]

3 people dont fire 60% more bullet per bullet

[TheLiankhor]

"i'm different" at 0:28

[DoNtMeSsWiThMyJeSuS]

*bring* goodnight....brrr.....

[TuragaLesovikk246]

3 pepole got broken turrets

[merlinasamuel]

65% more bullet per bullet

[stormtrooper513]

scares the hell out of them!

[EmperorOfNyte82]

0:28

I'm different.

[tdude1196]

the baby is a lie

Seriously no baby in that crib

[JangoFartt]

Scares the hell out of them

[crud42]

3 people bought the sunrise turret and weren't satisfied.

[5MrPurple]

press 2 wait a second then press 7 XD (repeat)

[MrCombineITA]

65% more bullet for bullet

[Muffinman3670]

There is no baby in the crib

[elementcollector1]

@Muffinman3670 Cave took care of it.

[aaarrrjjjaaannn]

we fire the hollow bullet, that's 65% more bullet PER bullet

[WarBobz]

0:09.

[mikimomo97]

@ThePBandJLover he is talking about the turret u retard

[Cheyral]

@mikimomo97

Actually, I think he was talking about the baby in the crib. They didn't place a turret in an infant's room for no reason XD

[Kaiyou1691]

I would buy one!

[AObliviousOne]

"That's 65 percent more bullet, per bullet. xDD!

[Skateronastick]

popo

[MrbBlackOps]

Some people think they can outsmart me,mabye...mabye,i have yet to meet one who can outsmart 65 percent more bullet.

[hellya234]

3 people had their funerals.

[clubdestroy]

If only they were real......

[Horsaz]

If this commercial was real, then I'd watch TV everyday.

"I'm diffrent..." <333

[shadowworld13]

Lol. "I'm different." at 0:28

[QU4Dvideos]

I want the king turret to protect my cake.

[powerstar42]

AM I the only one who heard "I'm different" at 0:27? Well, I know what I'm buying!

[MrElementron]

@powerstar42 Yea, I'm Different in COLOR LOL Of Course

[WoolWithaCamra]

The last turret is turned backwards.

Cl

[YTSpitler1]

just try to get close to selling it hah your funeral

[vRussianSPY]

THE BABY IS A LIE!!

[TheKilledDreams]

0;37 there isnt even a child in the bed

[kaip122]

"I'm different."

[MrRogox]

Transcribe Audio 0:19 "This is the same technology we've been using up robots with their kids are okay care available"

[flamesburnin]

on transcribed audio at 0:18 it says at 65%more volatile. :O

[canine323]

Portal 2 ads are the best. I want my own panels and turrets now....

[antoniobrice]

where can i get one XD

[JoeTheBored]

Cave Johnson: Desert

Turrent: I'm different

Cave Johnson: and...uh wood...and a meeting at the improv :D....

[sporecreatorperson]

Just try to get close to that baby.

Heh.

Your funeral.

[thenukeknowsall]

Woah! 65% Moar bullet?

[runos4323]

@thenukeknowsall wow more than heavys bullet XD

[zhzhzh5]

any 1 else notice that there was no baby at 0:39 ?

[axelthegreat9]

65% more bullet per bullet. lol

[xXxSenarenthxXx]

How do we get so many bullet's in them? Like this! Plus, we fire the whole bullet! That's sixty-five percent more bullet per bullet!

[RudyGames]

I don't gonna try to get close to that baby!

[UNDERdecoded]

I went back into the outhouse to take a pe..... Lets just say ................ I WANTED MY CAKE........... not another CRITICeL ERReR.... another Billion Years in here NOOOOOOOOOO Why did she delete me....

[lolfreak21196]

id so get improv

[rabbiman24]

2 people tried to get close to that baby

[superfastgolawl234]

i honestly want one =D in forest camo

[Nintendomanic]

two people tried to steal the baby

[TRUCKERmassaker]

60 % more bullet per bullet?

Which means 60 % of 100%...+60 % of 160 % + 60% + 256 %

PARADOX!

Don't think about it, Don't think about it, Don't....

[BlackyChanIlIlIlIl]

@TRUCKERmassaker You obviously don't know how a bullet works.

[TRUCKERmassaker]

@BlackyChanIlIlIlIl And you obviously are a troll

[BlackyChanIlIlIlIl]

@TRUCKERmassaker You are stupid, therefore I must be a troll! awesome logic, please look up what troll means.

[TRUCKERmassaker]

@BlackyChanIlIlIlIl I am very sorry that you lack on intelligence to understand what I said.

[KresauntKid]

GABE JOHNSON HERE, Nope, it's just me. Gabe Newell.

[vyckaz18]

@KresauntKid

Its CAVE Johnson :3

[KresauntKid]

@vyckaz18 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[trox12345678]

0:31 anyone notice the backwards pink one?

[lsullivancorbell]

@trox12345678 Did YOU notice that it shows a weird message at 0:32 ? it's in the static so you need to press purse repeatedly till you see a bunch of numbers and Cave Johnson's face. the numbers translate "You found one of many, now find the rest".

[sethfan1000000]

@lsullivancorbell how do you know what it says

[lsullivancorbell]

@sethfan1000000 oh, some guy made a vid about it, he said "what does it mean?", it means they're more.

[trox12345678]

@lsullivancorbell i did.

[vvoy]

@trox12345678 blond turret

[MrChykka]

@trox12345678 Hes different

[HikaruNoIkaros]

@trox12345678 anyone notice he says, "what idiot pick pink" :P

[TrantaLocked]

@HikaruNoIkaros what idiot picked these

[McClover]

Ha, your funeral!

[starwarsfan4ever33]

someone got to close to the baby

[MegaMonsterZilla]

if that thing could walk,i will make it as my pet n friend

[zerosvc2]

I want a turret. 'twould be epic.

[chhau123]

shoot the whole bullet lol

[thecameraguy12345678]

What if the baby starts crying?

[dryden28]

i need this

[AlmaAdamAlex]

The baby is a LIE!

[kane2589]

@AlmaAdamAlex I WAS ROFL FOR AGES THAT COMMENT WAS SO FRIKIN FUNNY :D Lol

[Zizerx11]

Good night...

[JessFromMead]

I want "Night at the improve" haha!

"What idiot picked me"

[happykoala4]

Just try to get close to that dislike button. Hah, your funeral.

[jammerock2000]

@happykoala4 Only one robot has made it to the dislike button and clicked it.(It was GLaDos).

[luigi90900]

@happykoala4 2 people had their Funeral.

[aaarrrjjjaaannn]

@happykoala4 3 guys did

[vaultboy0809]

were do i get mine

[JGDawg1]

I'll keep it near the baby! Wait where IS the baby???

[Hagisher]

I'll by 12

[lior19940]

one message reads: Also... superdinoman's mom

[TheGreatDeadDude]

i want the army one!

[Yorsefener]

seriously, what idiot picked these colors???

[spuffpod]

Quite interesting, that there's no baby in the bed^^

[Seraphim413]

The Secret messages are simple ascii. No idea what the other message in the middle means though

Top: Here's Da Beens, Dougtato:

Bottom: You found many.Find the rest. MiKaXsUs FTW

[XeBiSe777]

At 0:32 it's says :

Square + Alpha X16 X13

"..."

89 111 117 32 102 111 117 110 100 32 109 97 110 121 46 70 105 110 100 32 116 104 101 32 114 101 115 116 46

77 105 75 97 88 115 85 115 32 70 84 87

Obviously there's a message in those numbers, oh and there's a face of someguy in the message too.

[NDRAKEnotthesinger]

Maybe it says the release date of Half-Life 2 Episode 3? o_O

[XeBiSe777]

@NDRAKEnotthesinger The numbers are ALT Codes , I'll figure out and translate the message.

[XeBiSe777]

@NDRAKEnotthesinger Done , first couple of numbers mean : You found many. Find the rest.

Second one means : Mikaxs FTW

Dunno what the other things mean.

[XeeLi]

Pause at 0:32 for the secret messages

[gunslingerspartan]

@XeeLi like what?



[Dreadheaad]

Just try to get close to this baby ha!

Waaaah awesome :D

[JadenXYuki]

"They come in hundreads of designer colors, including, Forest, Desert"

"I'm different"

"Table, erm, evening at the empra, What Idiot picked me"

[ulvemann43]

i need one bullet...

[Celeon999A]

The one person who disliked this must be Chell. :-D

[Lordillidian]

65% more bullets per bullets!

[RedChibu]

56% more bullet, per bullet. rofl wtf?

[FbGamer89]

Thumbs up if you noticed the turret facing backwards at 0:31

[captaintemplar15]

I want that woodland camoflage one ^^

[halorecon95]

@captaintemplar15 ITS NOT COD WOODLAND LAYOUT, IT IS FORREST LAYOUT!!!

he says this at 0.25.

[anbuanger]

Am i the only one who paused to read the turret specs..

[KaikipBT7]

ALLOFMYMONEY.jpg

[combinecommando001]

is it only me who finds the turret's voice really cute?

[Bg563]

"we fire the whole bullet", rofl

[Alibudiwa]

Okay, where's the baby?!

[killaflamez057]

but wat if the parents need to feed the baby?

[ThePOOLOOKER]

@killaflamez057 i'd be more worried if the turrret shot the baby

[AQrippin]

I'd fucking shit if I was just walking around my house at dark and suddenly a laser points at me and it says "firing!"

[Qualm1130]

@AQrippin I'd actually crap more when they say "There you are...."

[Thesixthgoon]

@AQrippin I'd be more unnerved by "I seeeeee you!"

[LilJ367]

I want mine to be color pink pleas

[NINJAxSQUIRREL]

are you gonna play with someone else in this future walkthrough

[EpicNoob991]

I am very dissapointed. At the start of the Crysis 2 walkthrough, you guys said that you would be putting out lots of the walkthroughs every week. Well you guys are too busy to give a fuck about what the public wants. The general public of Youtubers and people in need of help are waiting you assholes.

Copy and paste if you agree

[klaytonrocks]

@EpicNoob991 Suck it up and learn to play games yourself. You can't always rely on walkthroughs to get you through a game, and if you do, then maybe that game isn't for you. I personally watch these walkthroughs for entertainment; any game I play is done by myself, no matter how many times I fail at a part of it. Don't you feel more satisfied if you're able to beat a game yourself through your own efforts? :P

[GhoustHound]

I loled when he said "How do we get so many bullets im 'em, like this

[HornWilliam]

0:33 easter egg

[emolookalikebutsk8s]

@HornWilliam where?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

i have been looking for ever trying to find something.......

[WarlordPete]

"Just try to get close to that baby"

Where is the baby!?

[joker57082]

Oh i wish it did come in front of my door

[Rlhs01]

Does it come in mother in law?

[nicmanity]

how much for one of em?

[Subject134127]

@nicmanity 60$

[l4dshooter]

@nicmanity $400,000

[jibestboy]

@l4dshooter the same price as for firing heavys minigun for 12 seconds.... i rather want this one!

[Oztington007]

''I'm different''

[tanman1110]

Cool product, I would love to have one

[Altair736]

@tanman1110 except they shoot anything they see

[ACEGR1]

You know you have to make a tutorial when this releases ...

[austinnzach3]

"..." (ELLIPSIS) x 13 ? what does that mean? 

[Saymite]

@austinnzach3 Go to portal puzzle wiki i think they are working on it.

[austinnzach3]

@Saymite

hey send me a link cause its not letting me go to the website for some reason

[Saymite]

@austinnzach3 it happens to me too ... weird yesterday was working.