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  • The 2003 Detroit Tigers had the worst record in all of baseball, by far, almost setting the record for the most losses by a team in MLB history. The regular season ended on the Sunday before the Roy Horn injury incident.

  • Hi Penn fans. Penn Says videos have been discontinued, so you won't be seeing any new content on here. You can check out our Profile on our Channel Page for more info. We'll still be checking in, so hope to keep chatting with you all! Thanks!

  • @pennsays

    why?

  • Ha Ha what the fuck , Maybe if you got your nutsack bit off by a rabid Alaskan brown bear while Barack Obama is stalking it for a trophy kill, you would be funny. What is the point of this video? Zig freid and Nazi roy are idiots! Absoo fucking lootly. These are wild animals and you can not trust wild animals. They are not toys, pets ,or your best friends, they are wild animals and will attack if they want to. Play with fire and you will be burnt. STUPID!

  • kinda reminds me of the proverbial dont judge a book by its cover...here these guys had that Liberace-esque,effeminant quality on display , yet earned their bread and butter by literally working inches away from death every night....go figure.

  • ive repaired many a fridge

  • I don't as watch many "Penn says" as I'd like to... Life gets in the way. But watching this one meant something...

    Having met Penn for a brief few minutes back when P&T played Westside Arts in NYC, I liked how genuine he was about "faking" that he enjoyed meeting me.. It was funny and he gave me a laugh above and beyond the cost of the ticket. Again I met him at a party in Vegas for 30 seconds and he was just as genuine. But watching this vid shows how "to heart" he can be. Thanks for that.

  • Penn, I'm an follower of years and man - I am not afraid to say that I'm simply in love with your character, you say 'it'.

    Both on the show and here you are simply open and honest, so few get to experince the luxury of being as content.. ok ok so I grew up a bit late..

    None the less, I really have to say that I can see the feelings in your eyes and we don't pay penance through actions, its through heart. Its through the actions that our heart is able to express itself and heal. Express on :)))

  • mmm rather than 'content' I meant more the feeling of 'comfortable' - my mistake friend!

  • This video has been in my Subscriptions list forever. It won't go away even if I watch it all the way through! It's good, but I'm a little tired of it always being there when I log on.

  • Keeps popping up on my subscription list too. Argh!

  • @succinctsquared Hmm, strange. Is this still happening?

  • defect..I agree. The ads are getting ridiculous...Did you see the eight minute Ford ad featuring Barry Sonnenfeld?....disgusting.

  • Man, that teared me up a little. I really felt you there.

  • personally i'd rather see a down to earth "superstar" then one that spends alot of money on clothes and houses

  • *sigh*

    Don't care, you are still stupid for joining the ARMY.

  • gonorreah...You are a fucktard..If a whole bunch of "stupid" people didn't join the Army a couple of wars ago, you'd be speaking German, or you'd be a lampshade.......Get a brain.

  • Es tut mir kein leid, aber we don't even need an army any more, the NAVY can handle anything.

  • Right. It was the Navy that overran Germany and ended that war. It was the Navy that bombed Serbia for months. It was the Navy that defeated the Iraqi army in two weeks. Right.

  • There were Navy planes used in the bombing of Serbia as well as Air Force planes...

    Just throwin' that out there.

  • Dude, that's all history. I'm talking about right now; there are more strike fighter jets with NAVY painted on the side than Air Force. The NAVY has the most feared ground warriors; the Marines. And of course the NAVY can literally defend the shores. Not to mention the NAVY SEALs and the Trident Sub, the most powerful weapon of destruction on Earth.

    The Navy Rocks!

  • Lots of people speak German.

  • Lots of people speak German by choice. If our Army and other armies hadn't defeated Hitler, lots more people would be speaking German who never wanted to....dumass.

  • So you believe that the Nazis forced people to speak German?

  • penn. you say people pay to for that crap.. we both know that's wrong. we pay money to be impressed, and you impress myself and many others. but you knew that.

  • Hey Penn, I knoticed you have portraits blurred out, perhaps of your family maybe. Tell me, how do you feel about the band Tool, and the privacy Maynard keeps around himself.?

  • I think Sony blurs his pics.

  • Did you know he shoots people with paint balls to keep them off his yard. LOL

  • i dont think ive ever seen anyone misspell noticed as "knoticed". thanks for the laughs.

  • Yeah, my typing goes straight to hell when I start drinking, thanks for making that brillian observation. You get 100 "go fuck yourself" points dick cheese. It's a simple grammatical error yet the entire internet community bases one's knowledge over a fucking typo.

  • I can understand why you wouldn't want to be completely flamboyant. I propose a compromise.

    Maybe you could go for the "casual Roy Horn" look, just Roy Horn if he were going to the zoo or to the supermarket. You know, kind of erogenous.

  • Somebody did a stilted edit on this one. I can infer that Penn was trying to say that the sterotypes are bogus but now can't. Let it be, Sony functionaries.

  • Roy Horn is ALIVE!

  • no he is not

  • The first thing I thought was "oh no roy's dead" but he's not... What's with the paying respect... I guess it's due after all the jokes... I don't know... I'm not a fan of those guys. Wonder what made him do this video...

  • I prefer people that look like me doing amazing things. because it creates the illusion that maybe if I wasn't a lazy douche I could too.

  • these adds really get on my nerves. its only a matter of time before i unsubscribe. thats to bad i really enjoy pennsays.  =(

  • Dont beat yourself up so much, youre fucking awesome

  • Penn never says Roy died. Though truthfully, I wasn't sure if he did or not. He just said he respects him.

    And S & R dealt with tigers.. killing machines that they rose up from cubs. P & T deal with people.. killing machines that they have never seen nor worked with before.

  • Wait... Roy Horn didn't die...

    Now Norman Borlaug died the day before yesterday, so I expect Penn to say something about it soon.

  • Penn is very right to feel respect and like Sigfried and Roy, as the accident proved they really are risking their lives with their animals. The tiger that bit Roy had been brought up by them since it was a cub and STILL it turned on them.

    They may be gayer than Liberacce and bits of homo fluff but they have as much courage as a platoon of marines to live surrounded by animals that could kill them with one stroke if they felt peeved or peckish.

    But Penn and Teller are good, too.

  • Ahhh the tiger is STILL a wild animal.... What a shocker it bit him. It is irrelevant that they raised the tiger. WILD ANIMAL... Not a fucking pet.

    I was never shocked at the event... Hell I am never shocked when a wild animal bites or kills a human.

    Maybe I am just kookie!

  • I am not surprised either. I am only surprised it didn't happen before. And those two must know just how dangerous it is what they do.

  • Must have known... Yes... still did what they did... Yup.... Not to say they deserve it but .... you get what you get.

  • I agree with you, plus when I was little I had a pet cat great cat raised her and every thing but every once in awhile while playing or whatever she would go to far. Thats a felines personality duh. Just like a tiger is a big cat.

  • "They may be gayer than Liberacce......but they have as much courage as a platoon of marines" you might not of meant it but that sound very bigoted of you. it's on par with saying 'he may be black but he still manages to wash himself'.

    What is it about being gay would make someone averse to being courageous?

  • I am actually mocking those who think that gays are weak.

    I don't know why who you sleep with should determine your courage. In ancient Greece the best troop of soldiers was the Sacred Band of Thebes, 170 couples of gay lovers. Alexander's father fought them and they all fought to the end. After the battle he saw them, beautiful, lying in rows with their death wounds in the front and asked who they were. The Sacred Band, he was told and he said:

    "Who can speak ill of such men?"

  • Zooty Zoot Zoot!

  • What about that sparkly tie that you had on at the Emmy's? That was dressy

  • That seems like a sweet gesture

  • Thank You For Posting; and the 'Penn and Teller show' will always be the best in town, and will stand the test of time. Penn should realize, as he is a knowledged huckster, that the 'Siegfried-and-Roy' cadre of employees are just as trained as their white tigers; is that something to be admired? Intelligent people admire 'Penn and Teller', with, or without 'leather-trousers', although 'Siegfried-and-Roy' prefer without.

    Cheers!

    Valkyrie Ziege Mourne

  • i saw a documentary on them was very touching and stuff.

  • At the end of the video on the subject of comparing accidents, there was the bee sting incident and that was a unique accident to be sure. But I understand that you were trying to express humility/respect for Roy.

  • i don't understand, is roy dead?

  • yup

  • FUCK YOUTUBE VIDEO ADS

  • Why is half the screen blurred?

  • personal pictures that we dont need to see.

  • to protect his family

  • Even if it isn't a eulogy.

  • That, is a eulogy.

  • you shouldn't put yourself down for having an act different than Seigfreid and Roy. your act is just as good and you're pretty relatable. you get to screw with people and it's your actual job. you really shouldn't feel like people aren't getting their money's worth from you. they pay for your show because that's what they want to see.

  • Penn, is roy dead? i dont understand, everywhere I look indicates hes alive.

  • Roy isn't dead. Penn is paying respect to Roy Horn...not paying his respects.

    The added "s" at the end of the word "respect", makes a huge difference. ; )

  • I don't know how much you care about this, Penn, (or the guy running the thing...) but I'd like to see what you think about the Kanye West / Taylor Swift fiasco from the VMA's

  • you should do one of their tricks

  • P&T is way better than S&R in my opinion. I think that tiger agrees with me, lol

  • You made a comment about roy being better at show business than you. I don't think so. Mind you, not having really seen sigfried and roy's show except for short clips that made it to television, I still think you were better. I admire you're gift of the gab. The ability to think off the cuff and really voice your thoughts about whatever it is you have to say. Even when performing magic with Teller, you've been a very vocal showman. I wish I could be like that.

  • There was a commercial at the beginning of this, I couldn't skip, about the Army's best ranger competition. Do our tax dollars pay for this shit?

  • what about the bees, penn?

  • Is that a wall covered in artistic porn or something that they've blurred out? ;P

  • jsclary - rest assured, the images in question are rather tasteful

  • Lol, somebody should be in politics. You've successfully managed to answer the question without actually answering the question. Well done. ;)

  • Hey Penn I am a huge fan, I went to many of your shows and you guys are just amazing. But yea I am sorry for what happened to Roy I remember when it happened, I was just in shock. I felt really bad.

  • I figured his wife would be showering in the background, upper right, looks like a spare shower there, eh?

  • Who cares? It's his personal life, which is none of our damn business, and it's his right to do whatever he wants in his videos. People are too damn nosy.

  • If you didn't notice the ;P (winking and sticking tongue out) it was meant to show it was a joke.  I don't give a damn what he has on his wall, I just think it's funny that they blurred it and consequently blurred Penn's head repeatedly.

  • Penn's way with words is amazing. He is awesome.

  • These are always the best Penn Says. You get to learn about this funny human being named Penn Jillette. Laugh, cry, or are disgusted, you know his character little better. That's a good way to enjoy life in this meaningless existence.

    It goes beyond entertainment even, but fuck, do I ever love it.

  • It does not bother me one bit that our existence is meaningless and that our lives have no purpose at all. I see this as the humblest of all declarations. Theists need to take a big humility lesson from nihilists.

  • This very, very true. I hope that other theists can learn this like I have.

  • Let's see 'em, sex machine.

  • RIP Roy Horn.

  • He didn't die.

  • He deadededed.

  • yes he did

  • No, he didn't.

  • I know because I personally bit off what remained of his head.

  • That was real.

  • Next video you HAVE to show up with your leather pants on.

  • Penn Running for President 2012!

  • Penn rules!!!!

  • see you in Vegas on Oct. 6th!

  • you will love the show, i saw them in july at the rio. totally awesome :)

  • I saw them in July too. Great show.

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