The 2003 Detroit Tigers had the worst record in all of baseball, by far, almost setting the record for the most losses by a team in MLB history. The regular season ended on the Sunday before the Roy Horn injury incident.
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Ha Ha what the fuck , Maybe if you got your nutsack bit off by a rabid Alaskan brown bear while Barack Obama is stalking it for a trophy kill, you would be funny. What is the point of this video? Zig freid and Nazi roy are idiots! Absoo fucking lootly. These are wild animals and you can not trust wild animals. They are not toys, pets ,or your best friends, they are wild animals and will attack if they want to. Play with fire and you will be burnt. STUPID!
kinda reminds me of the proverbial dont judge a book by its cover...here these guys had that Liberace-esque,effeminant quality on display , yet earned their bread and butter by literally working inches away from death every night....go figure.
I don't as watch many "Penn says" as I'd like to... Life gets in the way. But watching this one meant something...
Having met Penn for a brief few minutes back when P&T played Westside Arts in NYC, I liked how genuine he was about "faking" that he enjoyed meeting me.. It was funny and he gave me a laugh above and beyond the cost of the ticket. Again I met him at a party in Vegas for 30 seconds and he was just as genuine. But watching this vid shows how "to heart" he can be. Thanks for that.
Penn, I'm an follower of years and man - I am not afraid to say that I'm simply in love with your character, you say 'it'.
Both on the show and here you are simply open and honest, so few get to experince the luxury of being as content.. ok ok so I grew up a bit late..
None the less, I really have to say that I can see the feelings in your eyes and we don't pay penance through actions, its through heart. Its through the actions that our heart is able to express itself and heal. Express on :)))
This video has been in my Subscriptions list forever. It won't go away even if I watch it all the way through! It's good, but I'm a little tired of it always being there when I log on.
gonorreah...You are a fucktard..If a whole bunch of "stupid" people didn't join the Army a couple of wars ago, you'd be speaking German, or you'd be a lampshade.......Get a brain.
Right. It was the Navy that overran Germany and ended that war. It was the Navy that bombed Serbia for months. It was the Navy that defeated the Iraqi army in two weeks. Right.
Dude, that's all history. I'm talking about right now; there are more strike fighter jets with NAVY painted on the side than Air Force. The NAVY has the most feared ground warriors; the Marines. And of course the NAVY can literally defend the shores. Not to mention the NAVY SEALs and the Trident Sub, the most powerful weapon of destruction on Earth.
Lots of people speak German by choice. If our Army and other armies hadn't defeated Hitler, lots more people would be speaking German who never wanted to....dumass.
penn. you say people pay to for that crap.. we both know that's wrong. we pay money to be impressed, and you impress myself and many others. but you knew that.
Hey Penn, I knoticed you have portraits blurred out, perhaps of your family maybe. Tell me, how do you feel about the band Tool, and the privacy Maynard keeps around himself.?
Yeah, my typing goes straight to hell when I start drinking, thanks for making that brillian observation. You get 100 "go fuck yourself" points dick cheese. It's a simple grammatical error yet the entire internet community bases one's knowledge over a fucking typo.
Somebody did a stilted edit on this one. I can infer that Penn was trying to say that the sterotypes are bogus but now can't. Let it be, Sony functionaries.
The first thing I thought was "oh no roy's dead" but he's not... What's with the paying respect... I guess it's due after all the jokes... I don't know... I'm not a fan of those guys. Wonder what made him do this video...
Penn never says Roy died. Though truthfully, I wasn't sure if he did or not. He just said he respects him.
And S & R dealt with tigers.. killing machines that they rose up from cubs. P & T deal with people.. killing machines that they have never seen nor worked with before.
Penn is very right to feel respect and like Sigfried and Roy, as the accident proved they really are risking their lives with their animals. The tiger that bit Roy had been brought up by them since it was a cub and STILL it turned on them.
They may be gayer than Liberacce and bits of homo fluff but they have as much courage as a platoon of marines to live surrounded by animals that could kill them with one stroke if they felt peeved or peckish.
I agree with you, plus when I was little I had a pet cat great cat raised her and every thing but every once in awhile while playing or whatever she would go to far. Thats a felines personality duh. Just like a tiger is a big cat.
"They may be gayer than Liberacce......but they have as much courage as a platoon of marines" you might not of meant it but that sound very bigoted of you. it's on par with saying 'he may be black but he still manages to wash himself'.
What is it about being gay would make someone averse to being courageous?
I am actually mocking those who think that gays are weak.
I don't know why who you sleep with should determine your courage. In ancient Greece the best troop of soldiers was the Sacred Band of Thebes, 170 couples of gay lovers. Alexander's father fought them and they all fought to the end. After the battle he saw them, beautiful, lying in rows with their death wounds in the front and asked who they were. The Sacred Band, he was told and he said:
Thank You For Posting; and the 'Penn and Teller show' will always be the best in town, and will stand the test of time. Penn should realize, as he is a knowledged huckster, that the 'Siegfried-and-Roy' cadre of employees are just as trained as their white tigers; is that something to be admired? Intelligent people admire 'Penn and Teller', with, or without 'leather-trousers', although 'Siegfried-and-Roy' prefer without.
At the end of the video on the subject of comparing accidents, there was the bee sting incident and that was a unique accident to be sure. But I understand that you were trying to express humility/respect for Roy.
you shouldn't put yourself down for having an act different than Seigfreid and Roy. your act is just as good and you're pretty relatable. you get to screw with people and it's your actual job. you really shouldn't feel like people aren't getting their money's worth from you. they pay for your show because that's what they want to see.
I don't know how much you care about this, Penn, (or the guy running the thing...) but I'd like to see what you think about the Kanye West / Taylor Swift fiasco from the VMA's
You made a comment about roy being better at show business than you. I don't think so. Mind you, not having really seen sigfried and roy's show except for short clips that made it to television, I still think you were better. I admire you're gift of the gab. The ability to think off the cuff and really voice your thoughts about whatever it is you have to say. Even when performing magic with Teller, you've been a very vocal showman. I wish I could be like that.
Hey Penn I am a huge fan, I went to many of your shows and you guys are just amazing. But yea I am sorry for what happened to Roy I remember when it happened, I was just in shock. I felt really bad.
Who cares? It's his personal life, which is none of our damn business, and it's his right to do whatever he wants in his videos. People are too damn nosy.
If you didn't notice the ;P (winking and sticking tongue out) it was meant to show it was a joke. I don't give a damn what he has on his wall, I just think it's funny that they blurred it and consequently blurred Penn's head repeatedly.
These are always the best Penn Says. You get to learn about this funny human being named Penn Jillette. Laugh, cry, or are disgusted, you know his character little better. That's a good way to enjoy life in this meaningless existence.
It goes beyond entertainment even, but fuck, do I ever love it.
It does not bother me one bit that our existence is meaningless and that our lives have no purpose at all. I see this as the humblest of all declarations. Theists need to take a big humility lesson from nihilists.
The 2003 Detroit Tigers had the worst record in all of baseball, by far, almost setting the record for the most losses by a team in MLB history. The regular season ended on the Sunday before the Roy Horn injury incident.
MisterKwakkles 1 year ago
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pennsays 1 year ago
@pennsays
why?
woundspooden 5 months ago
Ha Ha what the fuck , Maybe if you got your nutsack bit off by a rabid Alaskan brown bear while Barack Obama is stalking it for a trophy kill, you would be funny. What is the point of this video? Zig freid and Nazi roy are idiots! Absoo fucking lootly. These are wild animals and you can not trust wild animals. They are not toys, pets ,or your best friends, they are wild animals and will attack if they want to. Play with fire and you will be burnt. STUPID!
millzee 1 year ago
kinda reminds me of the proverbial dont judge a book by its cover...here these guys had that Liberace-esque,effeminant quality on display , yet earned their bread and butter by literally working inches away from death every night....go figure.
wiseoneetest 1 year ago
ive repaired many a fridge
FlyingFooBalls 1 year ago
I don't as watch many "Penn says" as I'd like to... Life gets in the way. But watching this one meant something...
Having met Penn for a brief few minutes back when P&T played Westside Arts in NYC, I liked how genuine he was about "faking" that he enjoyed meeting me.. It was funny and he gave me a laugh above and beyond the cost of the ticket. Again I met him at a party in Vegas for 30 seconds and he was just as genuine. But watching this vid shows how "to heart" he can be. Thanks for that.
VimisiDigitalMedia 2 years ago
Penn, I'm an follower of years and man - I am not afraid to say that I'm simply in love with your character, you say 'it'.
Both on the show and here you are simply open and honest, so few get to experince the luxury of being as content.. ok ok so I grew up a bit late..
None the less, I really have to say that I can see the feelings in your eyes and we don't pay penance through actions, its through heart. Its through the actions that our heart is able to express itself and heal. Express on :)))
ebiladdress 2 years ago
mmm rather than 'content' I meant more the feeling of 'comfortable' - my mistake friend!
ebiladdress 2 years ago
This video has been in my Subscriptions list forever. It won't go away even if I watch it all the way through! It's good, but I'm a little tired of it always being there when I log on.
thirtysilver 2 years ago
Keeps popping up on my subscription list too. Argh!
succinctsquared 2 years ago
@succinctsquared Hmm, strange. Is this still happening?
pennsays 1 year ago
defect..I agree. The ads are getting ridiculous...Did you see the eight minute Ford ad featuring Barry Sonnenfeld?....disgusting.
216trixie 2 years ago
Man, that teared me up a little. I really felt you there.
silencekid999 2 years ago
personally i'd rather see a down to earth "superstar" then one that spends alot of money on clothes and houses
xXxmajikmanxXx 2 years ago
*sigh*
Don't care, you are still stupid for joining the ARMY.
gonyea12 2 years ago
gonorreah...You are a fucktard..If a whole bunch of "stupid" people didn't join the Army a couple of wars ago, you'd be speaking German, or you'd be a lampshade.......Get a brain.
216trixie 2 years ago
Es tut mir kein leid, aber we don't even need an army any more, the NAVY can handle anything.
gonyea12 2 years ago
Right. It was the Navy that overran Germany and ended that war. It was the Navy that bombed Serbia for months. It was the Navy that defeated the Iraqi army in two weeks. Right.
216trixie 2 years ago
There were Navy planes used in the bombing of Serbia as well as Air Force planes...
Just throwin' that out there.
tybo09 2 years ago
Dude, that's all history. I'm talking about right now; there are more strike fighter jets with NAVY painted on the side than Air Force. The NAVY has the most feared ground warriors; the Marines. And of course the NAVY can literally defend the shores. Not to mention the NAVY SEALs and the Trident Sub, the most powerful weapon of destruction on Earth.
The Navy Rocks!
gonyea12 2 years ago
Lots of people speak German.
thirtysilver 2 years ago
Lots of people speak German by choice. If our Army and other armies hadn't defeated Hitler, lots more people would be speaking German who never wanted to....dumass.
216trixie 2 years ago
So you believe that the Nazis forced people to speak German?
thirtysilver 2 years ago
penn. you say people pay to for that crap.. we both know that's wrong. we pay money to be impressed, and you impress myself and many others. but you knew that.
ultimategoobah 2 years ago
Hey Penn, I knoticed you have portraits blurred out, perhaps of your family maybe. Tell me, how do you feel about the band Tool, and the privacy Maynard keeps around himself.?
quickieSS 2 years ago
I think Sony blurs his pics.
culwin 2 years ago 2
Did you know he shoots people with paint balls to keep them off his yard. LOL
JoMariebentzler 2 years ago
i dont think ive ever seen anyone misspell noticed as "knoticed". thanks for the laughs.
elmuhfuh 2 years ago
Yeah, my typing goes straight to hell when I start drinking, thanks for making that brillian observation. You get 100 "go fuck yourself" points dick cheese. It's a simple grammatical error yet the entire internet community bases one's knowledge over a fucking typo.
quickieSS 2 years ago
I can understand why you wouldn't want to be completely flamboyant. I propose a compromise.
Maybe you could go for the "casual Roy Horn" look, just Roy Horn if he were going to the zoo or to the supermarket. You know, kind of erogenous.
donquickoats 2 years ago
Somebody did a stilted edit on this one. I can infer that Penn was trying to say that the sterotypes are bogus but now can't. Let it be, Sony functionaries.
flowerpt 2 years ago
Roy Horn is ALIVE!
Wasp16mm 2 years ago
no he is not
johnpdd 2 years ago
The first thing I thought was "oh no roy's dead" but he's not... What's with the paying respect... I guess it's due after all the jokes... I don't know... I'm not a fan of those guys. Wonder what made him do this video...
FatherOfOden 2 years ago
I prefer people that look like me doing amazing things. because it creates the illusion that maybe if I wasn't a lazy douche I could too.
UrinationNation 2 years ago
these adds really get on my nerves. its only a matter of time before i unsubscribe. thats to bad i really enjoy pennsays. =(
defect530 2 years ago
Dont beat yourself up so much, youre fucking awesome
nigel002 2 years ago
Penn never says Roy died. Though truthfully, I wasn't sure if he did or not. He just said he respects him.
And S & R dealt with tigers.. killing machines that they rose up from cubs. P & T deal with people.. killing machines that they have never seen nor worked with before.
Aakanaar 2 years ago
Wait... Roy Horn didn't die...
Now Norman Borlaug died the day before yesterday, so I expect Penn to say something about it soon.
JohnBonoSmith 2 years ago
Penn is very right to feel respect and like Sigfried and Roy, as the accident proved they really are risking their lives with their animals. The tiger that bit Roy had been brought up by them since it was a cub and STILL it turned on them.
They may be gayer than Liberacce and bits of homo fluff but they have as much courage as a platoon of marines to live surrounded by animals that could kill them with one stroke if they felt peeved or peckish.
But Penn and Teller are good, too.
xhagast 2 years ago
Ahhh the tiger is STILL a wild animal.... What a shocker it bit him. It is irrelevant that they raised the tiger. WILD ANIMAL... Not a fucking pet.
I was never shocked at the event... Hell I am never shocked when a wild animal bites or kills a human.
Maybe I am just kookie!
caveman73 2 years ago
I am not surprised either. I am only surprised it didn't happen before. And those two must know just how dangerous it is what they do.
xhagast 2 years ago
Must have known... Yes... still did what they did... Yup.... Not to say they deserve it but .... you get what you get.
caveman73 2 years ago
I agree with you, plus when I was little I had a pet cat great cat raised her and every thing but every once in awhile while playing or whatever she would go to far. Thats a felines personality duh. Just like a tiger is a big cat.
rlscs63 2 years ago 2
"They may be gayer than Liberacce......but they have as much courage as a platoon of marines" you might not of meant it but that sound very bigoted of you. it's on par with saying 'he may be black but he still manages to wash himself'.
What is it about being gay would make someone averse to being courageous?
miknarf 2 years ago
I am actually mocking those who think that gays are weak.
I don't know why who you sleep with should determine your courage. In ancient Greece the best troop of soldiers was the Sacred Band of Thebes, 170 couples of gay lovers. Alexander's father fought them and they all fought to the end. After the battle he saw them, beautiful, lying in rows with their death wounds in the front and asked who they were. The Sacred Band, he was told and he said:
"Who can speak ill of such men?"
xhagast 2 years ago 4
Zooty Zoot Zoot!
roschler 2 years ago
What about that sparkly tie that you had on at the Emmy's? That was dressy
davisdebard 2 years ago
That seems like a sweet gesture
Jkelquedi 2 years ago
Thank You For Posting; and the 'Penn and Teller show' will always be the best in town, and will stand the test of time. Penn should realize, as he is a knowledged huckster, that the 'Siegfried-and-Roy' cadre of employees are just as trained as their white tigers; is that something to be admired? Intelligent people admire 'Penn and Teller', with, or without 'leather-trousers', although 'Siegfried-and-Roy' prefer without.
Cheers!
Valkyrie Ziege Mourne
12Zwolf 2 years ago
i saw a documentary on them was very touching and stuff.
LORDNAG1 2 years ago
At the end of the video on the subject of comparing accidents, there was the bee sting incident and that was a unique accident to be sure. But I understand that you were trying to express humility/respect for Roy.
UssenterprizeDv2 2 years ago
i don't understand, is roy dead?
DrHavanger 2 years ago
yup
johnpdd 2 years ago
FUCK YOUTUBE VIDEO ADS
Dragonkickn 2 years ago 4
Why is half the screen blurred?
darthvaderyoda 2 years ago
personal pictures that we dont need to see.
Z1CAUSEDEATH 2 years ago
to protect his family
defect530 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Penn's afraid that we're going to stalk and kill his family.
KillJesus 2 years ago
Even if it isn't a eulogy.
wimmins 2 years ago
That, is a eulogy.
wimmins 2 years ago
you shouldn't put yourself down for having an act different than Seigfreid and Roy. your act is just as good and you're pretty relatable. you get to screw with people and it's your actual job. you really shouldn't feel like people aren't getting their money's worth from you. they pay for your show because that's what they want to see.
alixinthemiddle 2 years ago
Penn, is roy dead? i dont understand, everywhere I look indicates hes alive.
NuLLx42 2 years ago
Roy isn't dead. Penn is paying respect to Roy Horn...not paying his respects.
The added "s" at the end of the word "respect", makes a huge difference. ; )
ZombiedustXXX 2 years ago 2
I don't know how much you care about this, Penn, (or the guy running the thing...) but I'd like to see what you think about the Kanye West / Taylor Swift fiasco from the VMA's
crashdan223 2 years ago 4
you should do one of their tricks
dropdeadgregg 2 years ago
P&T is way better than S&R in my opinion. I think that tiger agrees with me, lol
Elasaltaculos 2 years ago
You made a comment about roy being better at show business than you. I don't think so. Mind you, not having really seen sigfried and roy's show except for short clips that made it to television, I still think you were better. I admire you're gift of the gab. The ability to think off the cuff and really voice your thoughts about whatever it is you have to say. Even when performing magic with Teller, you've been a very vocal showman. I wish I could be like that.
Aakanaar 2 years ago
There was a commercial at the beginning of this, I couldn't skip, about the Army's best ranger competition. Do our tax dollars pay for this shit?
JonO387 2 years ago
what about the bees, penn?
burnhippiesforfuel 2 years ago
Is that a wall covered in artistic porn or something that they've blurred out? ;P
jsclary 2 years ago
jsclary - rest assured, the images in question are rather tasteful
pennsays 2 years ago
Lol, somebody should be in politics. You've successfully managed to answer the question without actually answering the question. Well done. ;)
jsclary 2 years ago
Hey Penn I am a huge fan, I went to many of your shows and you guys are just amazing. But yea I am sorry for what happened to Roy I remember when it happened, I was just in shock. I felt really bad.
drunkchickenTV 2 years ago
I figured his wife would be showering in the background, upper right, looks like a spare shower there, eh?
elvismilk 2 years ago
Who cares? It's his personal life, which is none of our damn business, and it's his right to do whatever he wants in his videos. People are too damn nosy.
trloyalist 2 years ago
If you didn't notice the ;P (winking and sticking tongue out) it was meant to show it was a joke. I don't give a damn what he has on his wall, I just think it's funny that they blurred it and consequently blurred Penn's head repeatedly.
jsclary 2 years ago
Penn's way with words is amazing. He is awesome.
grimwulff 2 years ago
These are always the best Penn Says. You get to learn about this funny human being named Penn Jillette. Laugh, cry, or are disgusted, you know his character little better. That's a good way to enjoy life in this meaningless existence.
It goes beyond entertainment even, but fuck, do I ever love it.
ajr5086 2 years ago
It does not bother me one bit that our existence is meaningless and that our lives have no purpose at all. I see this as the humblest of all declarations. Theists need to take a big humility lesson from nihilists.
ArtinEmil 2 years ago
This very, very true. I hope that other theists can learn this like I have.
ajr5086 2 years ago
Let's see 'em, sex machine.
LemonsNeedHelp 2 years ago
RIP Roy Horn.
upabittoolate 2 years ago
He didn't die.
darkreign16 2 years ago 5
He deadededed.
upabittoolate 2 years ago
yes he did
johnpdd 2 years ago
No, he didn't.
darkreign16 2 years ago
I know because I personally bit off what remained of his head.
johnpdd 2 years ago
That was real.
MrBlakskwrl 2 years ago
Next video you HAVE to show up with your leather pants on.
RustyCyler 2 years ago
Penn Running for President 2012!
SouthernSniper74 2 years ago 6
Penn rules!!!!
funnygreenmen 2 years ago
see you in Vegas on Oct. 6th!
skumdawg 2 years ago
you will love the show, i saw them in july at the rio. totally awesome :)
hellshade2 2 years ago
I saw them in July too. Great show.
ArtinEmil 2 years ago