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  • the beaners...

  • In the UK, it's called ASDA :L

  • I hate that no one gives a fuck when they go to wallmart.

    Like, its socially acceptable to arrive in PJ's.

    That and all the creeps go there, people with like eye patches, paraplegics, and the morbidly obese always like... hang out there...

    Yet Target will be like a block away and everyone there looks normal.

  • That there's 50 workers and only 1 register open

  • how your not allowed to sit on the spinny bag checkout things

  • LOL 2:04 looks like ur possessed

  • its so i got lost and guess what somebody shove me into the fucking bathroom

  • DUDE. WE COULD TOAST SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  • I hate that when I was at walmart I found crap on the floor in the boys bathroom

  • YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' REESES PIECES!

  • i hate tht me and my frnds got arrested for $2 bag of chips but they wont let us pay for it

  • I hate the fact that whenever I decide to go to Walmart in like my fucking pajamas with my hair up in a pony tail and my bunny slippers on there's HOT guys EVERYWHERE but every time I dress up all nice and pretty with hair I spent 2 hours doing the only people in there are old people and parents with like 10 screaming children like seriously WTF!

  • I HATE the fact that YOU HAVE TO WAIT 1 F***ING HOUR IN LINE TO BUY A F***ING PACK OF GUM DAMN IT!!!!

  • We can toast shit!!!

  • -_-''' Awkward... I'm one of those movie people.. lol

    I also would buy a lime green toaster.

  • What I hate about walmart; The creepy people with freakin mustaches that fallow you around. ...When you go to the bathroom they just wait there like, ' Oh this person can't see me, i'm just going to scare the eff out of them when they walk out because my mustache will kill them. ^_^' .... Yes. That stuff happens at walmart every stinkin day.. :) Like seriously, leave me alone!!!! And filmhawk, You are super funny, Destrey introduced you on one of his videos :)

  • I hate the part about walmart that whenever its the last day before Halloween or Christmas, they have no shit on the shelves!!! i swear, I went there a week before Halloween and the shelves were completely bare, I would expect Walmart of all ppl to have like a fucking arsenal of boxes to put on the shelves for like the last minute people but no, they were OUT.

  • the way it smells like ass w/ fish[i think we all no what i mean] and the mcdonalds

  • what i hate about wallmart is the pissy ball pit :]

  • i hate it when we came to get one thing then when we go the registers theres like a billion people in line

  • the fact that whenever i am in there they have maybe two registers open, and they now got the automated registers, but half the time they wont work, especially if you want to buy a video game or electronic that has to be scanned through so the alarms wont go off when you leave the store.

  • EYYEES Staring

  • It seems like the more personal of an item your buying there are more eyes are on you.

  • OMG all of what you said was true!!

  • i hate the service!

  • Yeah, This Walmart Lady Cussed Me Out for Putting a lotion Bottle In The Chips Section ._.

    This Was At 12 Am xD

  • He reminds me of dane cook.

  • Oh contraire, I once found Talladega Nights in the 5 dollar bin. And nobody can say that is a bad movie.

    

  • I'm from Australia.. we don't have it here! Thank fuck! I've been to the USA a few times therefore have been to Walmart.. but I fucking hate it's size. The population of china could fit into a Walmart.

  • i hate it when there is to many shopping carts in a single isle

  • I just hate walmart in general.. Its such a hate-able place u kno?

  • i hate how people get in the 20 items or less isle with 40 items and give you ditry looks like its your fault they're retarded

  • so no shit every single time i go into walmart by myself i get followed by some random person that ive never seen in my life. i wont go by myself now but i usually try to avoid it anyway cause i work at kmart what the hell do i need to go to another retail store for? especially one that has worse customers.

  • it makes no sense that they put Asian food under vegetables and condiments -.-

  • Best yet! Laughed the whole time lol!

  • @capndesdes dude we seriously need another taste of those otter pops from walmart lol :D

  • i have when i got to turn into of one the isle and there is like the whole effin population of walmart in one ile and like you can get u shopping cart down the fuckin isle cuz there are way to many other damn people takin there time lookin and fuckin wheat bread or some shit like that

  • My aunt works at Wal Mart and last night she came over while my mom was at work and said "Megggan the fucking pussy eaters at work were fighting when I left." I poked my head out and said which one are you talking about this time?She laughed.One thing I hate about Wal Mart is electronics workers and cash register people.I hate the electronics because they're dumb fucks.I hate the cash register people because they ALWAYS wanna fight with me,my sisters,my brother,my parents,and my friends.

  • I swear, it looks like he's having an orgasm throughout the video. xD

  • @whoaitsnatalie1 i am... :)

  • I go to wal-mart and some adult says. "What are you looking for" it wasent even the staff! I tell them what i want and they just say "Did u mean *something diffrent from what i said* and then they just walk away >:O

  • I swear in my walmart there is always 3/4 of the people in the entire town in there and they have 2 registers open -.-

  • @Osnapitscarie I know that is total BS...what the hell are the other workers fucking doingz??

  • @Filmhawk Standing around like they're fucking retarded -.-

  • We called walmart once pretending we made duct tape underwear. First we asked if they had any solvents. Then when they ask why we let out this blood curdling scream and rip some duct tape from off my carpet! Precious reactions!

  • go to peopleofwalmart(dot)com :)

  • @magirisu3696 been there and i never wanna go back O_o :P

  • They say you can "SAVE MONEY". But NOT ON THE STUFF I NEED.

  • You should so do a scary zombie video, your acting and mannerisms are hilarious.

  • I just plan hate walmart lol

  • @CapnDesDes ya i think we do need a part 3 xD

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  • I remember one time, My friends and I were at Wal-Mart, and we all wanted to go to different places, so we split up. An hour later, I hear "SHELBY PLEASE COME TO THE FRONT OF WAL-MART, FRONT OF WAL-MART, SHELBY. THAT WILL BE ALL." And I found out I was the only one missing,. Lmao.

  • I HATE WAL MART CUZ OLD FAT WOMEN PULL DOWN THERE PANTS AND THEIR DIAPER AND SHOW THERE ASS >:|

  • @KitsuneChan0408 ewwwww! :P

  • you are exactly like dane cook!

  • Destrey brought me here<33

  • lol I love how during the whole video you sound super pissed then it comes time for the outro you get like super happy(:

  • lol i loved this video is was so funny !!! :) i love you <3 x

  • Well.. they put small business owners out of business. They dont let minorities or women into upper management. They have crappy factories in China where they pay ppl a dollar a day. They dont pay their employees enough for them to afford health benefits and their customer service blows. Other than that its a great place!

  • The cashiers.

    They are soooo nosy

  • the first part scared the piss out of me 0.o  one thing i hate about walmart is the bathrooms you always have to hover or you will get some kind of foreign STD.

  • the first part scared the piss out of me 0.o

  • what i hate about wall mart?... hm we don't have it Australia :s now that something to hate about it

  • LMFAOOO I love this guy!

  • i fucking hate the workers at the electronics department and u ask them a question and they stand there and look at you like "Durrr? Oh yes right..this tv comes with special features like...*pages boss*....ok so it has high definition.."

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  • 1:32

    What the f--pick up the fucking phone!

    Pick it up! I know you're in here!

  • He reminds me of Dane Cook xD

    

  • @RambunctiousXTurtle but funny. lol

  • walmart is hard to explain... lol, its weird.

  • I'm totally the $5 movie bin person. D:

    Almost bought the movie "Annie" last time. xD

  • the one thing i hate about walmart are the old ugly workers.. they need some hot people working in walmart.. shit it should be hooter walmart.. lol.

  • dudeee we can toast shit! xD

  • walmart..you can get a load of cool shit but it is so fucking annoying!!!

  • @HCRproductions1 YES IT IS! :D

  • What I hate about Walmart is the bitch named Cindy at the register who doesn't know how to give my exact change

  • @AnthonyGoRawr LMFAO!

  • LMAO!! great stuff. i hate when u ask some one working there at question about something and they always say" I dont know, this isnt my department" THEN GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!. it happens every single time.

  • @kjhulk hahahahaha! i know man i waited a half hour to get a god damn wii game once

  • AHAHAH this video had me laughing from start to finish! OMg man it's all soo true though, you pretty much covered all of the basis with things I hate lmao. You have gained a new subscriber :D

  • @TokyoDiimond Thank you :)

  • When you're in the electronics section and you want to buy a video game in the case, and they take their time like they have all the fucking time in the world. And the people that work in the electronics section know absolutely NOTHING about electronics.

  • My dad and i like to go into the five dollar movie racks to see what movies we can laugh at while im over there. last time we got Godzilla.

    the thing i hate is that when you go to the fruit section ALL of the fruit is either old or on the floor. Another thing is that when you are going to return something you have to wait 30 minutes to return something and its because of the dumb ass in front of you who cant decide whether he/she wants the money in cash or debit and im like "CHOOSE BITCH!" xDD

  • @HaiItsLily hahaha! so true <3

  • That when you need help to find something, the workers disappear like they fucking died -.-

  • the ppl that go 2 the 20items or less checkout...& they have fucking 50items x.x & of course, the annoying screaming kids about how they want something e_e

  • Everytime i go to walmart the fist thing i hear is little kids screaming like they are getting raped.. on the pedo bear section.

  • capn des des

  • Bhahahaha. Dude I don't think ANYONE should get me started about WALMART. We don't need an IDEK 9 1/2 Part 3

  • @CapnDesDes hahaha yes we DO! :D

  • @CapnDesDes  i would love another one!!!!!

  • @ash9diver i agree with her @CapnDesDes

  • @CapnDesDes YES please do!

  • @CapnDesDes DOOOOOOOOOOOO ITTT :]

  • @CapnDesDes Dude that would be so totally awesome if you did that!!!

  • @CapnDesDes I love you Destrey Moore!! My name is Kelsey Moore <3 And yes. We do need a part 3 xDD

  • @CapnDesDes no we do:), and btw I love you destery

  • the really fat people, that sit at the benches and watch the movies that they play in the electronics and toy sections. :)

  • The fat trashy gross people

  • Dude we can toast shit!

  • I love to throw a couple of new dvd releases into the 5 dollar bin so people get all excited when they find them... only to have their hopes crushed later at the checkout line.

  • @StaticFire357 HAHAHA dude i do the same thing! thats hillariouse

  • @StaticFire357 if thats the case, the customer has every rights to lodge a complaint or demand for the 5dollar cost. the customer can easily blame the outlet for misleading customers and that outlet has to sell the dvd at the misled price.

  • NEVER go to walmart in my town. EVER

  • @thedarkangelXxXx Yeah.. Mine town is pretty bad, too... I go during the day. I'm afraid of what I might see there... It's bad enough at noon... Never going at midnight. Ever.

  • When the cashiers act like they they're retarded. I mean is it really that hard. SCAN MY SHIT AND PUT IT IN THE BAG!!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHA! That video is fuckinghilarious! What I hate most about walmart, hmmm.. PEOPLE DRIVING AROUND IN CARTS ALTHOUGH THEY TOTALL CAN WALK, dude, wth?

  • @monmonby omg! yes... You know they can walk too...those lazy fucks...and there always in the way when your trying to show!

  • Lol

  • hey man havent watched ur vids in a while i will start watching, again but this was so true

  • kinda glad we dont have wallmarts in australia.

  • the gruen effect. the reaction from being overwhelmed by the vast and many possibilities in a large store.

    the consumer pauses for a moment and COMPLETELY FORGETS WHAT TO DO.

    thats the reason that when people go to a big super store, after they walk through the door everybody pauses like their suddenly a vegetable

  • lmao im someone the same way get in get out unless im bored with time i look around and leave lol

  • The cashier most percent of the time its someone who doesnt know what the fuck there doing

  • You remind me of Dane Cook.

  • @wilolato i always get that :)

  • BOUNCERS. they dress normal but work there,and walk around and catch people when were having fun.

  • It's all so true..haha

  • I hate that Wallmart isn't here in Australia...

  • I HATE THE DAMN PEOPLE WHO JUST SIT THERE AND HOG THE GAMES.

    Me:Done yet?

    Person:on sec

    I wait like seven minets

    Me:GET THE FUCK OFF ITS MY TURN

  • @MyRocker1000 this made me laugh so hard :)

  • @Filmhawk thankyou. :)

  • i hate there staff, there's nothingi like bout walmart i wish the rest of the family could feel the same way!!

  • i HATE their customer service i fuckin sit there for a 1/2 an hour until im just yelling at the top of my lungs "I NEED HELP, HELP, HELP HELP" and when someone comes there like im not on my shift right now so then they use the mic thing and no one comes for ten minutes then somebody finally does and they give u the wrong thing ur looking for. So then im just like fuck it im going to the sports isle and playing hockey, riding ripsticks, and skateboarding and after only 2 mins i get kicked out WTF

  • Worked there..the feeling like you're babysitting your fellow employees b/c they can't get shit done. The customers that treat you like shit no matter how much you try to help them. The parents that smack their kids or tell them to shut up. The nosey-ass co-workers that think they have a right to judge you and make their opinions known in a breakroom full of other co-workers that are just glad *they're* not being picked on today.

    Ya I was hella naive then. Now they wouldn't want to hire me.

  • its to big

    

  • I'm one of those five dollar movie racks people :/

  • @PocketMonsterAllie it ok we forgive you :P..don't feel bad so in my gf...she is like diving in there head first while im saying " come on i want to GTF out here! :P

  • Cynism FTW!

  • i hate that... walmart has all those couches and chairs, but they dont let us sit in them :/

  • I hate it when i need something, and end up going to walmart at like 2 in the morning when all those weird people are there.

  • Nothing but sales tax and thats not walmarts fault

  • The smell...

  • When there's that one parent that doesn't keep track of their 3 year old. He's supposed to be sitting in the freaking cart. Not wandering around the store.

  • LMAO this was great!

  • I hate the screaming kids. I honestly think that if a kid is having a mental break down that the parent and child should be asked to leave walmart. Why should I have to listen to their brat go insane? It's not my kid. When my kids were little and if they acted out I'd leave the building and let my wife shop alone without the kids. I didn't tolerate fits from my kids. If they misbehaved I punished them. Walmart sometimes may have a good deal but listening to the spawn of Satan is murder and we

  • Gawd, I just LOVE your rants ^_^ ♥

    Rants are awesome and you make them even more awesome ;D

    Big fan right here <- :)

    We've got no Walmarts in Germany, but it seems to be a big thing in the USA, huh? ;D

  • @RetardOBotThing thank you!

  • Dont know im British :)

  • @oJAYBOYx i wish i was British .... :( :D

  • Christ the beginning part scared the shit out of me. But yeah I don't think it's just wallmart dude. All malls are like that. And I also have that habbit of buying more then I need without intending to. I really have to stop that shit.

  • @The98Funnyman i do it to man and your right we all do it everywhere especially in malls!

  • when you walk into walmart when this video was being filmed... watch?v=PamyInKGPnU

  • It's funny YouTube is like Walmart. You go to see one thing then you click on a bunch of related bideos and you wonder where the time went! LOL!

  • I hate their questional business practices. That's why we don't really shop there at all. If that stuff is so cheap you know someone is getting screwed...

  • I hate it when you are in the electronics section looking for a new camera and you(ME) see a big yellow button so you(ME) decide to push it and it just happens to be the button that sets all of the alarms off... I was escorted out of the building along with my dad pretending like he didn't know me...

  • I hate that walmart isn't in Australia...

  • The retard that spits on every thing

  • the internet they sell

  • i go in for shampoo i leave spending more then 60.. what is it about Walmart that makes we want to buy things?

  • Well, then I could say that I'm lucky. I have never been to a walmart, because they have none in Estonia. xD

  • I hate when i walk into walmart and the employees speak a different fucking language like are we in narnia i think not bitch

  • I only hate them because they wont hire me XD Im that desperate for a job

  • Nother great vid

  • I hate that every time i go into walmart all the stuff is moved around, and people seem to always think i work there for some reason so they ask me where things are, i say idk and they yell at me that its my job to know.

    My response to them is "Bitch im wearing jeans and a hollister hoodie...I Dont Fuckin work here!" :)

  • Hahahahahahahaha!!!! This video is epic!! Great job! Everything you said is 100% TRUE!

  • This toilet paper says it holds more and it takes forever... But it doesnt hurt... But this toilet paper says it holds less and it hurts... But it cleans faster... Hmm...

  • I hate Wal-Mart because when you go at like 1-3AM the creepiest people are there! Bugs start crawling from under the floors, the greeter guy at the front it all like "DKSFLHHSUJHFL*Drools*" Just creepy.

  • @Llmamaseatbabies *Is all like... Ignore my faill. c:

  • omg this is so true. when you can find someone that works here when have you questions

  • Hey guys is it just me or is it some unspoken rule after 10 pm you can wear whatever you want at walmart????

  • I don't think this is every Wal Mart but most stores restock every night so they actually have something to sell the next day. Every time I go to Wal Mart they just have less and less of the same crap that's been sitting there from like 6 months ago then when the shelf is finally completely empty a week later they restock it.

  • Have you been there around 2 or 3 am? I did ONCE. Creepiest fucking people you will ever see.

  • @BlackJack271306 I KNOW! right!

  • I hate walmart because of the people who work there. They are always mean and stuff. And there is always old people and children running around!

  • @2mariah7 old people and children...my worse enemies.. old people move to slow and kids are all over the place!

  • @Filmhawk Ikr!!

  • THEY NEVER HAVE A GOOD VARIETY OF FOOT WARE. :O

  • Wanna annoy someone press 0 over and over LOL

  • I hate it when my phone dies and some annoying homo is calling my name from down the aisle.