Shit Filipino Moms say Part 2

[SandyDeeL]

Just discovered you and been laughing hard but please can you consider subtitles for the non Asians / Filipinos who also want to show you some love. xx

[pandadancer808]

HAHAHHAAH... Real stuff!



[lblake11]

haha so funny and true

[runninghotdogs]

not as good as part 1

[08posdom]

does anyone else ever talk to other filipino kids your age and just talk about how your parents do exactly the same things? like what they do eat etc?

[nikumaneko]

@08posdom O/ ME!!! xD

[sierraaawrr]

LOOOL going over the receipt, my mom does that all the timeeee!

[ScreeningEmail]

"You have party at work? I make lumpia." Had me rolling. And the spam on sale. Omg. Filipinos and the spam...

[herculeric]

OMG! I have 2 Pino nieces and 1 nephew...my brother is no longer married to their Filipino mother, but I still see her....this sounds so much like Lina it had me rolling out of my desk! Thanks for reminding me of some really good times!

[MissKPopDi]

some of this shit my mom says and im black

[no1kav]

hahaha My mum does the whole 'are you a tomboy?' and also 'why you dont have a boyfriend?' and 'you are a girl not a boy, Jessica'

[toastmybread123]

You just described my mother....

Psychic!

[MissAangelz]

" I want you to be a nurse" my grandma says that a lot to my tita...

[lipolarbear1978]

How about durrian, do you eat durrian? My wife tells me "Americans dun know how to eat the durrian fruit!"

[kiddo097]

OMG! im not filipino but my house keeper is and she worked in my house for 10 years and she treats me like that! oh flora!

[NinjaBunnii99]

so true! xD

[mrcooldude440]

mmmm lumpia

[MusicChickkG27]

@nekochanness "ano" means what, when she says get the ano, it means she has the name of the object on the tip of her tounge but can't recall it.

[mexandres1]

my aunt is just like this!

[AvatarRoku101]

Ay anak ng puta XDXD

[SirenSelene]

Oh dear god. Coach.

[KatirahKrane]

DUDE this is so accurate!

[VeinM]

Lmfaoo i can't believe other moms are like this. xD

[ezrascloset]

PSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

[mYcHeMiCaLCaThY]

Lol my dad eats chicharrones and my mom always buys them for him. Bahahaha

[smoothymcgyver]

:O not the chicharron! Anything but the chicharron!

[hxcBarbie21]

Lmao!!

[gdavis415]

Hahaha : ) love it!!! Not as good as one.

[msuserofthename]

You are not allowed to have boyfriend... My mom owns that! :D

[bacona988]

SPOT ON, sexy pinay.

[nomisto]

Omg. Too funny.

[BautistaFreeze207]

You nailed my mom! Hahahahaha!

[pinas45]

kulit talaga ng mga mother today nah..?

[pinas45]

ano raw??? di ko po gets? LMFAO

[ptrcrys]

HAHAHA "i tot da spam was on seyl".

[kyletotz17]

0:49 -.0:53 best line hahaha lmao

[carloarago]

my mom looks at the receipt all the time!!! HAHAHAHA

[XiAznimthebestX]

Ahahahaha, don't forget the, "ANAK! Go get slippers for our guests!"

[MsHanniz94]

Exactly like my mother...

"pssst, come here.. psst, come..." <,<

[PinoyNikoT]

OMG everything hear said my mom said it!!!

[cuzimhuman]

" uy coch yan"

[princesskaroke]

Haha

[pinayatlove9]

Oh my god. did u come to my house and observe my mom?!?!

[lukinaround]

"Dats too mats! "

I love you Madir. :-)

[MrJakbender]

my nana sounds the EXACT SAME WAY. "too much patis dis wun...you taste dis one...das too mus, you gut the high blud presurrrrrrrrr". xD LOVE IT!!

[SCMotionPictureFilms]

Part 3???

[MIR0PPA]

''I WANT YOU TO BE A NURSE!'' THAT'S SPOT ON.

[Samtherusher]

my mom says like all of these things... omg

[mgmuser]

This is SOOOOO True. Especially the reading the receipt part.

[shawtypinay21]

STORY OF MY LIFE AS A FILIPINO TEENAGER!! D;

But funny though! Its so accurate!

[joannexkathleen]

my mom says all of this everyday.. oh gosh.. MY LIFE.

[inmyopinionism]

"Ay, nako!" lol

[BlueCrystal316]

Your mom looks like she's really funny in real! good job! more to come i hope!

[E1000fightness]

My mum used to tell to me I'm not allowed a boyfriend until I'm married..

Now she tells me I don't need a boyfriend to give her grandchildren.

[kiri526]

same except my mom wants me to be a doctor. ugh.

[aznSeddie]

Story of my life!! Hehe.

[ewshesbizarre]

Lol this is on point!!!

[Sonnyville919]

LOL... "ayy anak ng p^ta" haha

[miniquii]

my mom is the same! i speak for both videos~!

[angievvv21]

Fuckin love this lmao!

[galfar9]

My mom always asks me where u go and who with and what time I'm gonna come home

[edmmman]

Skrillex haircut!

[kolloe]

I love your undercut.

[TheMarlosworld]

my mom does all these things!

[nekochanness]

Wow, this is perfect. xD

Has anybody's mom ever asked them to get the 'ano'? What do you mean you don't know what that is? You know, the 'ano'!!

My mom does that all the time. =.=;

[jenblueangel05]

@nekochanness dude!!! that's my dad he gets mad that i dont understand what hes saying.. -_-

[nekochanness]

@jenblueangel05 Lol, right? I thought it was just my parents who did that until I talked with one of my friends about it. xD

[jenblueangel05]

@nekochanness Im glad im not the only one :'D the arguments that we used to have just for this.. oh my gosh.. 0_O they expect us to know what they mean.. XD

[nekochanness]

@jenblueangel05 Right? I would always get in trouble for not knowing that she wanted the remote, or the brush... or the keys for her car that is in their room upstairs, etc... =_=;

[jenblueangel05]

@nekochanness Filipino parent can be funny.. XDIn the end, we love them an.. :]

[DezyBabyy92]

She forgot the duck lips for when they point at something. xD

[8194louise]

I want you to be a nurse.... PSSSSTTT.

[brunojluc4]

I love the resemblance.

[sidneydelaghetto]

You look like a mom lol

[john7062]

My sister made me play this video for my mom. She denies speaking like this. LOL...My mom was so mad she made me turn off the video. We also have the wooden spoon and forks hanging and just sent a Balikbayan box home, spam inc. LMAO

[fightforwhatyoulove7]

I see you've met my filipino mother :P

[DominoTheEmo]

Why is it when my mom's yelling at me she's always fucken holding something. This is defiantly MY mom!

[remembermegal10]

i'm one of the many here who's mom's respond "I don't say that!" yet they totally do

[SapphirescentAngel]

@remembermegal10 mothers.... XD

[hanyouxkeyo]

I swear if i didnt see the image i would swear it was a real mom =D

I had my mom watch it and she was like "Ano yan? I don't say that!"

[macekaneko]

love your vids :D more,pleassse!

[redmeansready]

how in the hell??? that's so my mom!

[phillipnox123]

Anak can you open the Air Con....So on point hahah.

[AJedProduction]

hahaha lumpia, check my shit filipinos say vid if u get the chance :)

[tbaut09]

THESE ARE SO PERFECT. my mom says all of this hahahaha

[PookieMan80]

Lol at the grandchildren!

[MLovescupcakes]

its not punneh plehh!!!!!!

[TheZeph15]

7 moms watched this and didnt like it haha

[SILLYZAVIE]

Marry me!

[CardinalStrong2k10]

I'm half but 0:11 0:15. I get a lot but the girl friend part

[FLiP5750]

lmao! you forgot to add "malapit na tayo!" like when your driving lol

[hellocoolkidd]

mahal yan ahahahaha

[bazooka92pop]

Haha I love my mum but just about everything on this video is true! And @elbest, she doesn't tell me but it's implied :P

[ZagoonTV]

i almost died at the receipt part. my mom always does that

[jklang5]

hay nakoo this is my mom all ober.. ;)

[elbest10]

Does every filipino mom tell their daughters to not have a boyfriends? Cause damn it I don't have a boyfriend cause I don't want to disrespect my mother -.-

[ladymanga20]

"Oy Mahal yan" so classic!

[bananawifey]

SHET OMG I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH. ((((=

[devilteen5]

"I want you to be a nurse!"XDDDD omgggg.

[maverickkiller35]

lumpia!!!

[elisemariemc]

Wish my parents said why dont you have a bf. My LoLa says I'm not allowed to date until I'm done school. OH WELL.

[TheSaii]

her face when she says "dats to maatttsss" ..

[jadeezy21]

My name: Jade

How my mom says it: Jid

[Shilaert]

Haha, all my cousins are nurses :D 

[LifeInthePhils]

please post another "Sh*t Filippino Mothers Say"... it is hilarious

[KillerHedgie]

moar please =)

[BleedingHeartOfIce]

"Why you don't have boyfriend?" wish my parents would ask me that lmao

[carlajimm7]

This is my childhood in a nutshell.

[cdsayitaintso]

omg the receipt, lol.

[CandyGirl1110]

o diba? mahal iyan!

[Phyliciaislove]

I love how her she puts her mom at the end lmfao

[Flash239]

i think this girl looks kinda cute...

[KrissieeeR]

my mum is JUST like this lmao

[KafkaWind]

Re-checking store receipts and buying SPAM. Yup, that's Pinay moms for you! Lol.

[simplydejapi]

"look what your aunt give me oh" HAHAH

[jmanskater2]

I pavorite dis bideo

[pinoyuv]

Now do one for Filipino Dads

[JocyFajardo1998]

my mom is just like this!

[123xxhana]

@sugoroku

[sapper41st]

why yu not have boyprend yu tom boy cracks me up and q point with the lips

[Icodabest]

They forgot "Tigas ng ulo mo."



[EmilyG60]

HAHHAAHAHHAHA "ay anak ng puta" the tone and gesture is so on point! I luuuuuurve this

[Lanie703]

LMAO

[francisfarestv]

why you don't have boypren? are you tomboy?

sige he's gonna have high blood!

LOL GOLD

[exoskeletonsz]

lol "u are not allowed to have boyfriend" transitioning to "why you dont have boyfriend?"

of course it's irrelevant in this but funny nonetheless >.>

[gl3ncoc0]

Anak can you open, Anak can you close? LOL

[sugoroku]

Anak peed your bee-sitors

[robesj]

bahahahaha!!!! sooo funny b/c it's all true

[goodgonegirl15]

my mom always checks the receipt -___-

[Emmmaaa33]

@goodgonegirl15 ah all of them do -.-

[cthomas916]

OMG I want you to be a nurse... Im not even Pinay but my Ninang says that to me EVERY DAY oh an why no boyfriend...I'm going to take you to the Philippines we get one. -___-

[gonard12]

haha "i want you to be a nurse" i think all asian parents say something very similar.

[skyewinder123]

i love how there's "You're not allowed to have a boyfriend" and then "When are you going to give me grandchildren?"

[r3load3dii]

"I major paborite!"

Mom you think everything is my favorite

[melissamango69]

pssstt

[shamelessfate]

Oh god it's so funny bc its true XD

[nighthawke011]

filos and our spam

[attentionWH0RE]

OMG Rose, this is hilarious!!!

[emceepro]

Awesome! lol

[katheezy811]

lol!! Very true. I'm glad I can relate.

[banicks13]

@JayBee671 HAHA. Me too!

[emergencystopping]

i love your hair! oh and this is like my relatives too, not so much my mom, but sorta. more like my aunties

[oXoCHaaDRockWelloXo]

hahah thats so freakin true this is hella on point

[ImRicksterr]

2 people have baaa choleeeestoraaall

[646668]

"lintik na batang to" - something I hear a lot LOL.

[txytxy1121124]

haha so funny and extremmlly erntertaining :)

[jordannosaurus]

why isnt anybody talking about the random blonde girl at the end?

[IKxruptz]

@jordannosaurus thats her mum

[thizbjp]

masyadong trying hard!!!!!! over acting! corny mo!

[marioom25]

im obsessed .....funnnnyyyyyy

[j3fy10]

Oy muy gadd yurr seww beggg noww an lakeh lakeh munaa haaa haaa

[ThePinaychick]

HER MOM IS SO FUNNY!!!

[mchlsantillan]

thumbs up for the music

[Newyork8608]

that**

[Newyork8608]

I wanna see that show they showed at the begining of the video "smash"

[jerry8913]

pstt. psstt. pstt. hahaha

[natswing]

U do ur mom like a bawce!

[stonefeather97]

"I make lumpia" all my white friends think lumpia is the only food we have because of that...

[Harriette1992]

HAHAHA your mom's so cute at the end there!

[mindheartandsoul]

Your mom reminds me of the evil witch in Crouching Tiger Hidder Dragon. Am I right? or am I right?

[ordinary862]

i want more videos of your MOM!!!

[CjkPHD]

@ordinary862 That sounds so wrong lol.

[crazyfilo142]

Your mum doesnt look like a full Filipino... Is she? Maybe it's the light brown hair...

[avatarmeeee]

"SE PA DEH PYUH!!!"

[MsAbigail1995]

HAHAHHA omg!!! This is hilarious! xD

[thekiwikid1]

lol my girl friend is filo and this is an exact replica of her mum

[AyoGiqqlesz85]

lmao good stuff