Phone Calls with Cletus the Creationist

[GarchompNation]

That blonde is a honey.

[MrEmeraldfusion]

@8:48-"..and has it interpreted for him once a week."

[VOEnantiomerXe]

Genius!

[killswell]

LOL lovin this video!

[kingjacko302]

@Fire23eater

Cool story bro, oh and let me guess, only people whom believe exactly like you can understand?

[Fire23eater]

I pray for all of you hell bent sinners...making fun of what they don't understand.  Jesus is the way.

[politicoochie09]

@Fire23eater "Jesus is the way" to what? Being burnt forever for thought crimes?

[GarchompNation]

@Fire23eater

Go fuck yourself and take your invisible man and stick it up your fucking ass hole. Stupid fucking ignorant Christians.

[fnglcnessie]

Aaaahhh, a classic, but still good for a chuckle....

[tangerinefarmer]

What, no Crockoduck?!!!!

[JamesThWilliams]

Which 427 engine?

[ergius1988]

I can't fully understand whether Cletus is a real person or not. If he is, then...... WOW.... I mean..... W O W ..... I have NEVER seen somebody THIS "special" in my entire 23.5 year old life!!!!

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@ergius1988 It's a poe skit.

[jubinjibin]

@GrapplingIgnorance so this people who do not believe in evolution are really uneducated right ? i mean i am 16 i have learned that evolution is indisputable in school since i was 13 but i see people who are like 30-40s who does not believe in evolution ^^

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@jubinjibin Most of them were told that despite what their school books said, evolution is a lie, because it contradicts the bible, and the bible is the inerrant word of God. It baffles me that people still preach this, considering how many religious people accept it and still keep their Christianity in tact.

[LastNineBreaker]

@jubinjibin There IS such thing as stupid, uneducated adults in the world. You know that, right?

[lordnuck33]

its funny because he doesnt see his own logic thrown at him.

[atheismforthewin1]

5:01 "Today it's Cletus, tomorrow it's Pat Roberston." I cracked up at that point. =D

[religiousabuse]

no lucifur you can keep pat Robertson

[ITSNOSHER]

Is it just me or does grappling ignorance sound like lazlow?

[HimesInu]

Now we know why Old Man Robinson was so damn crazy.

[dolldaggabuzz]

@grapplingignorance hey dude, let's start off by saying I love your channel and I've been watching your video's for some while now. but... why don't you wanna show your face?? xD

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@dolldaggabuzz Google "Grappling Ignorance" and click the first video you see, by Darkmatter2525.

[eat666shit]

@GrapplingIgnorance ...And that's how i learned about your channel :D

[luccaskunk]

@dolldaggabuzz he nearly lost his job because of intolerant people he works with finding the videos

[OgreVI]

Missed this the first time 'round; glad you reposted it. Also (and I say this with great love) I totally believe Vogter's future.

[cansurfer1]

I loved this when you first put it up. It's a shame you had to modify your format to appease your censors. Thanks very much for reposting :)

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@cansurfer1 Certainly. I'm glad that you enjoyed its reincarnation.

[FireFlysNeverDie]

7:33 What's his channel now or has he quit making videos?

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@FireFlysNeverDie Vogter616. Updated link is in the description.

[jakiedark]

little of topic, but it still alway's find it funny how no one has a problem with experiments with fruit flies, but the moment something cute is being tested on, a lot of people stand up for animel rights.

animal rights appearently only apply to those animals who are cute and cuddly.

and great video, you always combine thinking and laughing in a great way.

[DeathnoteBB]

@jakiedark In one of my science books for school they had a section about experiments for something. I forget what they were for or about, but I do remember it involved a fly growing legs where it's eyes should be. I felt horrified by it, and I wouldn't mind killing a fly if it landed near me.

[jakiedark]

@DeathnoteBB than you my friend, are a good and honest person. and i should change my statement, because no one has a problem with it now just untrue. I know now of at least on person. And is should be fair, I dont give much thought about flies, but the experiment your speak of really sounds horrifying.

[DeathnoteBB]

@jakiedark Thank you, and that's nice now you know of at least one person. I think what I don't like most about it is that they're using flies specifically, because, as you said, no one would want a furry little bunny growing legs out of places it shouldn't. (even if the science would have to be slightly different for it to work) I think it was for learning how to regrow limbs or something, but I really can't remember.

[DeathnoteBB]

:D yay it's Darkmatter2525's characters

[5055672439]

That was so awesome.

[Hytegia]

LARGE TRACTS OF LAND

Minecraft reference ftw?

[gr8z0mbiejesus]

@Hytegia Monty python and the Holy Grail; originally anyway... minecraft stole it...

[Mitche23]

@GrapplingIgnorance

Why did you remove your face from videos.

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@Mitche23 search youtube for "Grappling Ignornace" and watch the first video that comes up.

[AtheistinFundyLand]

@GrapplingIgnorance Wow. I have decided to perhaps permanently postpone the merging of my atheist internet identity with my "safe" identity. Fuck that.

It seems I forgot the shitstorm that ensued when I came out ten years ago. Thanks for reminding me. I think. :(

[longname25]

Now this is an example of irony in religion. Thanks for up loading your video.

[GuitarMan9600]

At least 6 people have the right mind set on what God is really like.

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@GuitarMan9600 Hmm, enlighten me- what is god REALLY like- and how did you learn that?

[jjcrazi]

@GrapplingIgnorance did he reply, I was curious of the same question

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@jjcrazi He never did.

[AtheistinFundyLand]

@GuitarMan9600 How can anyone know what a faceless mythical sky-daddy is like? Oh wait, I know what he's like. He's sort of like the invisible pink unicorn: non-existent.

[DeathnoteBB]

@GuitarMan9600 Red and fond of the number six?

[shaydie]

cant you give the tards a different accent?

[Jaybird196]

@shaydie Yes. Please! Some of us Southerners don't like being lumped together with morons simply because of our region of birth or accent. Beyond that, awesome collaboration. I especially liked the bit about the three way between Yahweh, Cletus, and Lucy :) .

[superdarkpie]

lucifer is hawt

[hurricaneheide]

Love all the collaborators!!!

[91jgphonecall]

"great for the tuggin'" 

[MoonKittenJD]

lol u HAD to put the montey python joke in there didnt u >.<

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@MoonKittenJD For the record, that was a humorous adlib by Healthyaddict.

[foofiter9097]

@GrapplingIgnorance is that KingHeathen in this video O_o??

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@foofiter9097 You know it.

[Momus121]

She is beautiful, where you at girl?

[MsMrNoface]

Good stuff, I was worried we might not hear Cletus again.

[mykegoh]

HAHAHAHA.....u're going to hell for this.......oh don't for get to bring some meat for the party...BBQ party....u're invited too..i'm seasoning the meat.!!!

Oh u need to bribe the caretaker to bring in the meat. (Hint)BTW, caretaker was a slave who got killed by his master during jesus' time, he will let you in with this password. SCREW HIM.

[Hereticbooks]

I love it. I especially love how my friend Vogter is moving up in the world. LOL

[ZeroOVZ]

LOL, GrapplingIgnorance is a Shapeshifter who somehow managed to be able to call himself in 5 differant forms.

[sonnygll]

Large tracks of land? Rednecks are not going to understand a Monty Python reference.

[garganrose]

stupid crocoduck.

[LAnonHubbard]

Bloody hilarious!

[d4m4s74]

I f*ing love lucy, she can mess with my mind any time

[johndebbra]

cool he got all theses guys together

[kirkey99]

Why Johnny Depp?

[OnePresidentOfPeace]

haha y cant we have cartoons like these on TV??

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@OnePresidentOfPeace The world isn't ready for them.

[godofimagination]

@GrapplingIgnorance America isn't ready for them. I'm sure Europe would love these.

[hyperstone6]

@GrapplingIgnorance The world might probably be, to some degree, but America isn't.

[wearestarstuffsagan]

@GrapplingIgnorance wrong, we do have some like this, it just happens that the maker gets death threats, that sometimes get carried out........ yeh maybe it ready for them :/

[MoonKittenJD]

@OnePresidentOfPeace because it is too high of an OT level, they will get pneumonia

[jak272]

@OnePresidentOfPeace there's a swear word! duh....

[OnePresidentOfPeace]

@jak272 Fail

[ustube27]

@OnePresidentOfPeace Yhea, there are bible cartoons. but no cartoons like this.

[SinnFein4ever]

Vogter2100 at 6:59!

XD

Sweet!

(I love these collaborative vidios)

[MrLowercaseA]

Since you've been working on updating the video, do you think you could fix the spelling error "subscribbed" in the last panel?

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@MrLowercaseA Well it's been uploaded, too late for that now. Interesting that it's been uploaded on two previous channels and nobody's pointed that typo out until now.

[defect530]

i told my girlfriend if we ever have a girl i want to name here lucy fern

haha she's not to cool with it.

[MrTrance420]

@defect530 Hahahaha Awesome.

[MrStripyHead]

LMAO @ God

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@MrStripyHead I do that often. :p

[gidgetgoes1128]

LOL..."good luck selling a steering wheel."

[virgillevinger]

You have to BELIEVE in the Croco-duck, and you will be saved.

[SirFakeName]

Luci Fur FTW!

[Logoscyth]

I loved that "huge...tracts of land" bit at the beginning, now THAT'S how to start a prank call...

[TheLizardLass]

hmmm, it almost sounds like KH is in a desk factory . . . . .

still love this video, and I'm glad that you are re-uploading things -- especially Cletus :)

[TruthIsSin]

It's nice to see that god keeps it "old school" and doesn't use a cordless phone. Scientific progress sucks ass.

[JTlovesDexter]

HAHA! One of my favorites ; )

[Khorne676]

i lold when it said Yahweh got Verizon for long distance lmao

[innurblonde]

the car salesman almost sounds like Kermit the Frog

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@innurblonde That's KingHeathen. He's awesome.

[TheGravenIdol]

So awesome!

[ssramroop]

crocoduck lol

[qdragon1337]

great colab, these are always cool

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@qdragon1337 Thanks, Q- I like to think that 5 heads are better than one... well, unless they're all on the same body. That would be a bit of a hinderence.

[Londron]

If you don't wanne have sex before mariage would it be that hard to say pretty damn fast? Then I know who to dump faster -_-.

[1RadicalOne]

I do not know why, but I like that "Our god is an awesome god" song...the music is rather nice, if the content matter is brain-dead ridiculous.

[Castropher]

@1RadicalOne I agree, I am able to love music for music without thinking it is divinely inspired.

[1RadicalOne]

I am half-considering stealing the chords for one of my own pieces...I cannot decide if I am justified in doing so...

On one hand, the chord sequence cannot be copyrighted, and on the other, I would be making a work that is in part a derivative...

[pumpstations]

Pat Robertson? Really??

I thought he was right about Haiti. So your saying it was a natural occurrence that could have happened nearly anywhere on earth, especially near a fault zone? and had nothing to do with them being devil worshiping heathens back in the 1800's?

[Roboguy9000]

3:16 IT'S A HONDA PRIUS!

[bowlsallbroken]

@Roboguy9000

Yeah, a red one!

[KingTekins]

cool video chief

[monstermasher666]

i like his ring tone

[emperorkang]

heeey, is that kingheathen as the car salesman? :-)

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@emperorkang Yes it is.

[TheRavenDream]

Theist arguements are scarily weak. Faith really is a terrifying thing.

[groovyengineer]

Your supposed to jump,punch the sky, and then freeze frame, to that song. haha good video.

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@groovyengineer In the original I was slamming a phone shut and lifting a bible, but I think the basic effect still works.

[kingvamp8]

@groovyengineer You're*

*facepalm

[1aaronaaron1]

These PPPsalms sure are confusing hahaha

[Temuldjin]

breakfest club sound track! :D

[SRH911]

Large tracts of land?

Monty Python :D

[scorpionsphynx]

Reminds me of Darkmatter's video. I try to explain why I don't beleive in God to people by using examples similar to this but they don't get it...

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@scorpionsphynx Well in a way, this is Darkmatter's video too. For the record, this video/script was written way before his- but since he is kind of... in this video, he can't be accused of stealing material :p He and I actually talked about the similarities of that vdeo shortyl after he posted it, but I thinkn there are enough differences.

[Nilsy1975]

@scorpionsphynx I think Darkmatter & GrapplingIgnorance is one & the same person.

[reafdaw01]

pretty cool.

[RaPositivist]

'Luci' sounds a heck of a lot like the MCP...

[VincentVonGoat]

damn digital watermarks!

[blackwolf1200]

beer

[yourheartofdarkness]

nice cross over with darkmatter2525

[ACelestialTeapotist]

Book learning leads to burning LMAO

[frenchfrys12]

lol

[8DX]

What did you redo? I can't rewatch it yet - cletus is still to hurtful to my ears!

Btw: wasn't it "cletus the fetus" somewhere? Why did you choose this name?

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@8DX When originally making this charachter (which I originally acted as myself) the name was an homage to "Cletus the Slackjawed Yokle" from The Simpsons. I had to redo teh music at the end for copyright issues. Also, my face was still in a couple frames of the first reupload. I fixed that.

[rzq100]

@GrapplingIgnorance awsome character, this is one of your best vids. thumbs up

[Planeswalker789]

@8DX cletus the fetus was on an Amazingatheist video called "WASH YOUR SOCKS"

[216trixie]

"T.T.F.N".........lol

[MrMonginOut]

Say whut? Clone High came to mind instantly.

[dunndudebemelol]

thanks for re--uploading it

[Temuldjin]

This is alot better with sound :D

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@Temuldjin I like to think so.