Dane Cook: My First Time

[MrShenhai]

I knew as soon as the title popped up that it was about standup... not the other thing. :)

[MoshCommReloaded]

Not to be a fanboy but...to all the Dane haters out there. You can have your opinion, bash his stand-up comedy, make fun of his semi-douche hairstyle. Or whatever. But h

[MoshCommReloaded]

Not to be a fanboy but....to all the Dane haters out there. You can have your opinions, you can bash his stand-up,

[mattie5462]

Not the best name for the video My first time lol haha you make me laugh

[RissyRoman]

aw... i thought he was gonna talk about sex.

because i would listen to THAT!!

[Eyohannes93]

I thought he meant sex too... Of course, that's the only reason we're here guys.

[GPt0th3maX]

who would have gest he was takn about his first time doing comedy!!!!!!! lolol XD

[LadyRouge20]

I had something totally different in mind

[WhataShameAboutMe]

I'm Ernest Glenn. I had to go on as Dane Cook. And I sucked.

[annahpanna]

i expected something different :(

[realemolove]

Lol look at his hair -.-

[punkrockgirlpa]

tumbs up for david cross :)



[hexecutioner]

people are so dumb...that is all.

[94Cioppa]

I thought he was gunna start talking about when he lost his virginity, then he aid " I was 11 years old" and I knew

[LoveiElla]

@cheyenne yeah totally

[CRAZYCLAIRANETPLAYER]

i live in massachusetts o.o

[ILoveBoys611]

@CRAZYCLAIRANETPLAYER congrats me too lol

[davgabe]

Bad hair day douche bag?.. Your stand up sucks

[OzzmanCometh24]

@davgabe your an ignorant douche bag. get a life rather than comment on youtube videos

[samsung141414]

@OzzmanCometh24 haha i'm glad someone said it. Couldn't agree more. Dane Cook is awesome!

[QueenB4Life]

@MAXizhere the guy who called him up who thought his name was ernest glen

[KaimiLove13]

I <3 Dane. He always makes me happy <3 Take your hate and go fuck up a pedophile or people who think like you, put it to use. Or are you only comment haters and quiet bitches in real life...That's my guess anyway. Have you ever noticed how there's not one kool guy out there hate blogging or making loserish comments ha ha ha I have. So stop hating b/c your jealous, b/c you have a shitty job, or your a douche/aspiring douche, or b/c your girl wants you to be as funny as Dane. Peace <3

[KaimiLove13]

I <3 Dane. He always makes me happy <3 Take your hate and go fuck up a pedophile or people who think like you, put it to use. Or are you only comment haters and quiet bitches in real life...That's my guess anyway. Have you ever noticed how there's not one kool guy out there hate blogging or making loserish comments ha ha ha I have. So stop hating b/c your jealous, b/c you have a shitty job, or your a douche/aspiring douche, or b/c your girl wants you to be as funny as Dane. Peace & Love

[KaimiLove13]

I Love Dane. He always makes me happy <3

[911gestapo]

fuck niggers

[menilleo43]

winnie from the wonder years is a smoking pistol

[PsychoNinjaFreak]

david cross is the fucking man. i don't know how he feels about bringing dane cook into the world of stand up though...

[Galaron28]

@PsychoNinjaFreak keep hating. Dane is making millions while you are sitting on youtube hating on everyones videos

[PsychoNinjaFreak]

@Galaron28 i don't hate dane cook. i just think david cross might hate him since plenty of other comics do. especially since david cross is kind of intellectual with his comedy and he might be annoyed by dane's material.

[TomValedro]

dane is a virgin.

[Mike88DK]

A Dildo?

[daguerreotypejfi]

first time is always memorable

[DennisBayazitov]

Oh Damn, I totally misunderstood the point of this video. haha

[FuzzMD]

I love David Cross, but at the same time I now hate him for subjecting us to this asshole.

[jt833owns]

who is earnist glenn?

[Sali3086]

LMAO whats with his hair??

[ogrish84]

Dane is a Cock!

[xXsilentprincessXx]

omg... :O... he is so... hot.. ^_^ i saw a "little vampire" movie and he looks cute there

[Con281]

His name is realy ernis glen?????? Flipin lier

[HayleySparkle]

@Con281 noooo lol. he was at an open mic night just to watch and the guy named Ernest never showed up, so when they called Ernest to the stage and he didn't come Dane pretended to be him and took his spot.

[y2k29]

My name is Ernest Glenn!

[joeywomer]

Earnest Glenn? Would have never guessed.

[shreyansz]

phurrrrr.....i hate myself..

[H3lloSE]

lol even thought it was HIS FIRST TIME

[punkrock387]

i thought he was really gonna talk about his "first time" lol

[genafita]

Dane Cook is a guido???

LOL

kidding, I love him.

[LHughesy17]

@genafita He is

[CoffeWaffleFry]

lol nice hairdo

[OldSko0l70]

Is there someting wrong with the audio cuz im only hearing this outta one speaker and its only this vid

[4japanlover]

Omg he's still hot even with that hair!

[dittodog1yr]

aaaaah, that HAIR!!!

[ll8520ll]

i thought it was sex too lol

[cheyenne1912]

when it said first time i thot he ment sex lmao

[YensidZero]

same here lol

[guilmon981]

@cheyenne1912 yea, me too, Soooo funny to hear otherwise....

[lukiableachgirl]

@cheyenne1912 lol me to XXD

[Dayoldsushy]

@cheyenne1912 wow no way dude! I bet no one else thought that! I bet that the title was totally unintentional and not a double entendre in any way! So clever for spotting that

[Sniffysmyboy]

I heard Dane was arrogant.

I still love him, as an entertainment and comedian, but I'm pretty sure he's rather arrogant

[symonexlovesxyou]

LOL @ HIS HAIR

[ebsimsimma]

Why don't you have to go to Boston?

[juantor16]

@ebsimsimma because u can start anywhere, thats what they meant.

[sdgal12]

i thought he was going to talk about his "first time"

XD haha

[henrylover7]

@sdgal12 me too!

[BlondeAphrodite]

@sdgal12 I would love to hear about that!!! lol

[farizzal]

I dont get how everyone loved dane cook and now all I see are haters. Granted he is a little too flamboyant, but he makes me laugh most of the time. He isnt my fav comedian but he isnt god awful either.

[Schragmeister]

It's the "I hate X because that's what all the cool kids are doing."

Like Mencia, like Bush, like Homeland Security. Ask most people for specific examples on why they hate something. You'll be surprised.

[bmwd40]

The uh... duh, responses of America. My favorite one to date is the "Obama Vault".

A guy went around asking people about their stimulas bonuses on taxes/checks. He asked them where it came from. The people responded Obama.

Then he asked, how did Obama get the money? The people responded Obama's Vault.

Then he asked about "The Obama Vault" and how it was filled? The people were clueless where they were getting the money... answer obviously TAX PAYERS!

[KandiKatastropheeee]

Look at that tumble weed..

[Cinnameltthat123]

wow!!! look at that hair!!!

[carolg88]

man Im glad this hairdo is gone!

[linn91b]

ernest.... glenn.....? :'''''D

[D3lSOL2fast]

dane cook=funny motherfucker

foolsbetrippin=apparently a nigger

[foolsbetrippin]

david cross=the man

dane cook = turd sandwich

[BatALash]

oh god, his hair! lol. Glad it's changed since then.

[happyceren]

you are one lucky person living on this earth...you come this close with him, that is awesome, I wish it was me, well I saw him live on stage but this is comething else, he is the love of my life...

[pedo8phil]

dude, can you post the whole interview?

[scootcha]

agreed

[PedroMora08]

i dont hate him! heck he's fucking hilarious. was just taken back by his hair is all.

[kmk72289]

sweet hair, bro

[sillymanda12]

go boston!

[me0rabbit0me]

I can't seem to get the audio on it D:

[marcmainville10]

I'm looking for dane cook my first bj and it doesn't seem to be on here anymore so if you can find it please post!!!!!

[PedroMora08]

whats up with his hair???

he needs those axe hair relief girls. lol

[Megaladong]

Hahaha!

[TheRyboii]

I agree witt almostemochick wtf?? lol........u guyz stupid. and if u didnt c it yet look up (dane cook-publick rest rooms) and hezz fuckin hilariouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pederass6969]

if u think someone is stupid for not liking dane you're retarded

google least funny comic

[toadshaw91]

did, nothing to do with Dane Cook comes up, also, you're the most fail attempt at Trolling i have ever seen.

[TheEnd004500]

So much hatred.

[AlmostEmoChick]

Where did the "liking Dane Cook being immature" thing come from? I'm the maturest 14 year-old you'll come across, but he's very entertaining. My mother loves him... and my friends. So... seriously? o.O

[00akiramedia00]

I'm also 14 and I learned if you too mature life just gets boring,

[bashjpfreak7]

i'm almost 18 and i have to say i agree. maturity is good so long as you can still be a little stupid every once in a while. :)

[sky2you2]

OH!? I THOUGHT I THE BEGINING LIKE WTF?! UR FIRST TIME!? GOTTA WATCH THIS SH!T! lolz then it says stand up im like, oh! lolz xD now i gets it xD

[shanianoon]

I thought that too! hhahahaha :D

[RepulverizedStudios]

It doesn't mean your child is slow because he likes Dane Cook.

Most kids grow out of it by middle-school.

[ESMarksman]

they dont grow out of him dont u notice like his "vicious circle" and "rough around the edges" specials that everyone there is in their 20s or 30s?

[AARFAN12345]

is dane cook his real name?

[deltadude66]

yes it is but he was first called up at the the show thingy and they thought his name was sumthing else or sumthing and he went up i guess people thought he was sumother dude then they came to relize tht hes dane cook

[AARFAN12345]

i know

[laxkid61]

yeah.full legal name-Dane Jeffery Cook

[laxkid61]

and your comment should say

"53rd time i said shit about someone because a bunch of critics said it so i can seem clever and smart to a lot of people"

[Bananaandapples2008]

Sure teeny follower. Truth be told.

[ILivForFun]

is his real name dane cook

[RawrWeAreZebras]

well i think 95% is a pretty huge number. maybe 50%? I mean, nowadays  no one even gives her attention anymore. just like all Disney Channel stars, so saying 95% is an exaggeration.

[ilikeduke]

Shut down all open mics Now

[Bananaandapples2008]

lol

[buttercupcake27]

sooo thats your real true name?

[lkat1018]

whats up with his hair? :D

[shianne88]

i love his hair its krazy but sexii

[Bananaandapples2008]

how was your 12th birthday yesterday-thats Dan Cook's humour level.

[Bonnie4992]

If you hate Dane Cook so much, why did you look him up on youtube?

Just curious.

[Bananaandapples2008]

Bonnie, I don't hate. It's a clear contructive criticism. So please drop the word. And I am into Comedy and always look to se if anyone improves or changes rather than be ignorant. I wanted also to see Dan'reminisce about his first time and se if he followed in anyone's footsteps.

Again, he is sorely disappointing and a plagiarist. Sorry.

[RuneScape560]

You said contructive, you're an idiot. It's CONSTRUCTIVE you fuckface.

[Bananaandapples2008]

Shutup child. The best you have is a typo. You suck dick little man.

[scubarocky69]

GO BOSTON

[pokelover02]

u never kno who cud become famous. cud be ur next door neighbor.

cud be ur classmate.

cud be ur best friend or sum1 in ur family.

or it cud even be u!

idk.

i just think dane cook is really cool and i wonder wat ppl thought wen he first got up there:)

[oxMissyxo]

It was the style of the time, if my memory serves correctly.

[smokinacs911]

what the hell?one i dont know who"miley cyrus"is, how could you wish that on any one you have some probems

[wannaberocker2]

he means hanna montana and yea ppl hate her and i really think thats messed, I mean i dislike her but I dont wish her any harm thats messed dude i totally agree with smokinnacs91

[Balldrape]

Hacks thrive. Just look at this dooosh

[RustedRotor204]

Who jizzed in his hair?

[AeonlovesAssociate]

Katie Holmes

[RustedRotor204]

ha-hee!

[sonicspeedfan01]

when he said 11 i waz like he a damn lier

[onewholaughsalot14]

that dane cook is a silly bitch! XD i luv him sooooo much!

[bluestrobe1]

david cross is like my favorite comedian

[jonasjonassex]

oh goshhh his

hairrr!

[GoldenThroat14]

hes sexxxxxyyyyy

[shoutout04]

:B lawl

[H0lYgRaNoLaBar]

omg his hair is horrible!

[BlackStarx3]

its good he changed his hair

[ahhitssusie]

horrible hair, but oh, so hott!

[StalkerXChicks]

I was gonna say FUCK YOU or your a bitch to people with bad comments. But today your right is hair is like all messed up.

[ahhitssusie]

yes, it is, haha.

but, whatever.

he's still sexy.

[Minan3]

i was shocked when i found out he was the waffler in mystery men

[fransack]

he reminds me of Corey Haim in this video, hahah... except Dane has most of his teeth, I believe.

Demetri Martin rocks!

[xXxXAkamaruXxXx]

Comedy shows are fun to go too :B

[OfficialCarmenGort]

I don't really like his hair in this vid.

[echoppo]

i like is hair

[mgmurphey]

Dane Cook is sooo cute:)

[Jinseng7]

"Ernest Glenn" was a guy who signed up to go on stage and never arrived, so Dane waited a couple seconds saw that this guy wasn't there and just filled the spot as "Ernest Glenn" they all thought that he was "Ernest" he just saw an opportunity and took it... :)

[44trinity]

why is it ernist glenn? was that his name or did the judge mess up

[myfreakinchannel]

ernest glenn?

[dahooligan12]

...huh???!

[beaver250]

no not enough said what the hell are u talking about

[DoctorDisinfect]

oh, chill, chill.

[IrishFairyLand]

uhm his hair was distracting. thats what the whole "nuff said" was about. stop being fucking stupid jackass.

[beaver250]

lol that was hostile

[Annabanana1324]

hair.  nuff said

[almostloverx3]

dane cook seems to be as funny back in 2001 as he is now. i love him <333333

[almostloverx3]

dane cook seems to be as funny back in 2001 as he is now. i love him <33333333333

[filmfunk]

wow, lucky guy you are to be able to interview the "popular guy" of comedy!

[sharkypu]

he kinda looks like john corbet

[KrazySaneGirl]

Oh yeah he does!

[KarasuHato]

I love him harder.

[MrsDepp1030]

I think the hair really works for him!

[lilburnmafia]

it looks really stupid

[siobrit]

his hair looks utterly dreadful here....

[PokeMan995]

Dane is SO fkin' funny! I love him:)

[starshinelb]

that is awesome !

so , you actually got to interview him ?

what was that like ?