Martin Lawrence - Masturbation (stand up comedy)

[Andr3ysTar]

my shit....it's big my shit...

[BerkayCavs]

2:27 loooooool can't stop laughing

[Andr3ysTar]

@BerkayCavs Yea...can't stop laughting...

[dennysanders]

season 1 episode 30..."Barney Gets His Man"...a couple black extras in the background

[LordPlautus]

humor on its lowest level...

typical nigger comedian, hahaha xD

[PrinceBased]

@LordPlautus so you typed it in on youtube, watched it, then talked shit and be racist. Typical white people that have nothing else better to do with their life

[LordPlautus]

@PrinceBased

how is that racist? I talk about facts

[PrinceBased]

@LordPlautus not really

[LordPlautus]

@PrinceBased

stupid nigger, first u need to learn what racism is, u black fuck haha

[noNICKNAMEno]

+27 !!

[joi12345678]

'IM LYINNNN LIKE A MUTHAAAA IM LYINNNN!!!" l0l

[noizefilms]

BEAT YO SHIT

[Anime5666]

He ain't bullshittin' though .. <3

[Mrdevandude]

The masterbation scene got awkward to watch

[brandibear269]

that coulda been in ya girl, but you choose other wise!! LOL

[OUWATZAHLE08]

love his look so funny



[jmbrock7]

@Slabing Why? Are you insinuating that Martin Lawrence is a racist?

[RioEllington]

XD TRUE. TRUE TRUE TRUE.

[jmbrock7]

I just don't like racist black people

[Slabing]

@jmbrock7 watch something else them

[dacbiet]

@jmbrock7

Lol? Most comedians are racist.

[JJaz519]

fuck people in the ass who say fuck niggers

[TheUnknown000777]

Black people should go back to africa.this mother fucker saying a shit load of bad words fuck black people fuck the niggers

[tcmoore18]

@TheUnknown000777 Who the fuck are you? if it wernt for us BLACK people White people would die living in there own Filth YOU brought us here LOVE so dont come to us with tht shit Get a life and enjoy the show.

[handbrakemaster]

@tcmoore18 ahh.. no. I don't think white people would have died without black people, just saying. White people lived separately for thousands of years and didn't die "living in their own filth". I am not racist, just saying that you are wrong on that point

[GullyStahh13]

@TheUnknown000777 are yuu nuts fam fuk urself yuu fukin prick

[GetMrMoney]

@TheUnknown000777 i will kill u if u say that again

[KtwMjsuperfan]

@TheUnknown000777 Lolz U are just mad cuz you do it and don't wanna admit it........It's okay...

[RatchetSouth]

I love the 787 women that masturbate

[MrBeauElliot]

Martin... I'm the MAN! Funny stuff.

[Inbred23]

27 people plan to beat their meat.

[xx99defplzxx]

@Inbred23 28

[sexykina123]

2:26.....PRICELESS hahahahaha!!!

[woodyfly]

"nobody plans to beat their shit"

Except the porn addicts. You know you're addicted to porn when you plan to jack off 5 hours prior, LOL.

[mauricekerssenberg]

deze man is gek!

[Kazikox]

His "I lie like a motherfucker" sounds like "arrrrhhghghg"

[anjeliquex0]

that cuda been in you girl but you chose othaawise

[lulita1234]

women do it!

[aabmmd]

i love that man

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

i love how he laughs. it reminds me of tupac

[MrKirk626]

awww shit...awwwwwwwwww SHIT...awwwwwwww shit..!!!!!

[kathrine438]

when you as rich as martin you can dress how ever you want haha

[mymysofab90]

n i love ya baaaac lol

[Zgamer618]

FOLOFL

[chickanakoa]

"and I love you back(FUCKING FUCKED UP FACE)" xD

[YouBaller85]

That Coulda Been In Ya Girl But Chu Chose OtherWise LOLOLOL

[Bektas1989]

I can watch this over and over :D

[8650yosef]

And we love u too Martin ....

[cristiereyes]

that was kinda sexy.

[MrIniwan]

good night LOL

[AlwAizAllOut]

DAMNN I cant believe i just found this out but he basically stole this joke from richard pryor

[Skeletonwitharaygun]

YES!

[dylanioi1]

Oh this guy is hallerious lol

[Orit96]

"he wants some"

"fuck it im alright" LMFAO.

[TheChildFromTheSand]

"Nigga getcha water and hurry da fuck up, nobody come here to see you drink water, muhfucka..." lmao

[handbrakemaster]

@TheChildFromTheSand I cannot understand this guy..

[ovidello99]

You So Crazy! :X

[OboxerU]

Apple pie ass...

[dangarcia4]

ohh sheeet and griiffins on

[Kwamedogg50]

"just chyeeelin like a motha fuka"haha pricelss

[RealDefentertainment]

I don`t know anyone who don`t masturbate unless you are 100

[ballerexpert]

even people with no arms find a way to jerk lol

[crazyrj14]

lol hey,better then having sex with a male or female you barley know and having a chace of getting a sexual disease :)

[RealDefentertainment]

the only thing that can come close to a disease is muscle pain in your arm.

[crazyrj14]

hellz yeah lol.

[strangebeauty1980]

1:50-1:54 kinda hot...LOL.

[SugarGirl2008]

i was thinking the same.lol

[MissLadyLatina]

"that coulda been in ya girl, but you chose other wise..." lol great

[CVKent317]

"It's my shit! -- I can beat my shit!" LMAO

[Aleandru666]

nah i lie like a motherfucka hahahahahaha

[LordWindson]

lol

[staffordgat]

jus chilln jus chilln like a muthafucka

[JuansenTB]

"that could`ve been in you girl but you chose otherwise!"

[zingojill]

"and I love u back"...cuteee

[Pr0t0sz]

That blakc guy is awfully shinny

[eazyduzitjacob]

what the fuck is with all of the black comedians dressing retarded in the mid 90's?

check out eddie griffin's voodoo child.

[shengchenfan]

at least we didn't sag,we knew how to keep our pant up around our ass.

[Pr0t0sz]

lol sheng its black people who invented the ghetto sag

[seanwukun]

fuck it baby, you dont gotta give me shit!

[undrtakr900]

What's the name of this comedy special I need to know!?

[fanetjanet92]

RUN AND TELL DAT

[undrtakr900]

Oh okay thanks, I was thinking it was RunTellThat been so long since I've seen it. I need to see it again.

[peanutt818]

The Name of this Stand Up Comedy id "You so Crazy"

[LaughBandits]

Martin!!!!!!!!! LOve his stuff....

[isreal4you]

He funny, He way funnier then Katt willams, he dont say stuff over,and over again

[deezomaxima]

There's not contest there. Martin is the shit!

I saw him live in Boston one year.

[ipodniggaz]

chilllllin like a mu fukkaa...jus chillinnnnnn

lmao

[b1wyte]

a nigga chilllin like a mufucka said im

chillin chillin chillin like a mufucka!!

[Moyo4ever]

and u love you back 4:20

[SheiRaga]

He got that DC accent...he cracks me up when he start beating on his chest like these dudes here in the District...I don't know why they do it, but he took it there right quick...lol oh, btw, Martin's from DC, in case y'all didn't know!!

[Havoconthe101]

"That could've been in u girl but u chose otherwise"

Maritin is one of my fav comedian

[Pokerboy12345]

ROFL "right on your butt!"

[nicegyrl1]

haha! "Martin we love you!"

"And I love you back."

[keansyl]

3:03 haha

[FaceSmasher1]

Get in bed But NAKED AND JUST BIMYOAH RIGHT ON HA ASS.

[zooomm]

and i love ya back <3

[thesexgod0993]

LMFAO, thats funny as fuck

[IronTrooper7]

are you serious this isn't funny. All you guys that think this is funny must be retarded cause swearing alone isn't funny. Seriously wtf... also he needs a fucking shower

[tmonster75]

Martin Lawrence- "You So Crazy" (you probably know by now-lol)

[greatgames145]

Chillin like a MUTHAFUCKER!

[binhatin]

you had that wawtah all over your bawdy

[shewolf1985]

hilarios:))

[fasqnjazera22]

Chillin like a mutha fucka. Nobody came here to see u drink water mutha fucka. HI-larious!!!

[TheMovieNeverEnds]

I'd weigh 300 pounds if I didn't masturbate.

[markeith09]

drank yo water and hurry up...lol

[misterminge]

Brutha jus chillin like a MUH'FUCKER

[icedoutskullheads10]

wuts this special called!?!?!? please reply!!!

[78900123]

martin lawrence - you so crazy

[StandUpComicsCentral]

he sweaty as a motherfuckkker dam

[craycery20]

' fuck you..!! carry your ass to sleep..and then get in bed butt naked AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

he wake up i want some... fuck it i'm alrite "

LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[kinsasham]

this mother fucker is amazing h now how to talk about shit go on man

[MidnightLove008]

lol

[ejay5225]

martin my nigga 4life. funny az shyt lol

[SWEETTEA884]

i love martin....he is so funny

[javiixeneize]

i want this in spanissssssssssh!!!

somebody have it?

[creoleboipenz22]

hahaha

[keke9412]

0:05 hahaha...im lyin like a mofo lol.

[roxxas5]

What a nigger.

[bigghost555]

good analysis Adolf Hitler...

[shauncarmen]

ura dikhead

[KAMAALsix9]

runtledat hahah

[brucelee7525]

he was like nigga finish your godamn wata

[yimheretoday]

trash

[Hostage2460]

The bit in the end was cute :D

[farron9588]

look at dat outfit!! LOL i love martin lawrence though!!

[Yvankamanzi]

How tha hell do you beat your shit! do you puch it, slap it, fuck . WHAT!!!! HOW THA HELL DO YOU BEAT OUR SHIT

[asmir434]

nigga get youre watrer and hurry the fuck up

nobody come here to see you drink waterr mofocka. haha

[koky5150]

what's he wearing? a buffalo hide?

[Dabulltev]

dis nigga is funny as shit lol...chillin like a muthafuccer

[IMDAREALLADYSPEC]

hE dUmb

aSS uH muthAfuCCeR

kAtt wIllIamS nD hiM bE

hAviiN mE wEAk

lOve dEM niqqAs

[TheDutchman66]

Haha 2:30 xD

[praf2]

yeah ! "love you back" =)) hahahah!:)))

[HawxEyes]

The Master!

[2pac2059]

he's a fuckin idiot

[mariahcareynum1fan]

"i neva beat my sh*t man...i neva beat my sh*t...naw im lying like a muthafu*ka!!!...ITS MY SH*T....I CAN BEAT MY SH*T!!!!" LOL!!!!

[murda2005]

the dress he got is pimpin

[16taylor18]

AN I LUV YA BACK LOL LOL

[ZorbinEUR]

nigga hurry up and drink your motherfuckin water

we didnt come here to see u drink fuckin water

hahahah

[ChicagosHomie]

n i luv ya back

[LWiLL8705]

lmao 2:28 hilarious

[moneyoverbiaa]

HE'S THE MAN

[ricenamese]

the 90 clothes

[MidnightMarauders313]

i beat my shit lmao

[collinsanderzizaG]

lol

[itsMEcorey0702]

what was he thinking when he got dressed

[KidKraizey]

the 90's was fucked up

[ashcali22]

The 90's was the best! Get ya mind right nigga!

[KidKraizey]

im talkin bout how they dressed chill nigga damn

[AniMangaKame]

Martin Lawrence is hot =]

[Lighterfluidmaster]

he came in my friend's boat shop place it was awesome, cuz at first we had no idea who he was like: "Whoa...Who are you?"

[eritreanboy99]

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[cexcie15]

"this coulda been in you but you chose other wise "......lmao wow !!!!

[MsSexySlim2007]

yea fucking right!!! you crazy out yo damn mine if u think chris rock more funny then Martin... Martin is one of the BEST!!! Real Talk!

[glsmith12]

Yeah, he was one of the best in the 90s, but he not funny no more and Chris Rock is still funny

[DrHMFIC]

The guy got too addicted to his anger.

[mshersheykiss2008]

yeah fucking right martin is still funny till this day

[jshanae08]

uggh chris rock is not funny at all.

[altan24]

not true

[jshanae08]

the men i can actually say are comedians are bernie mac..r.i.p,martin lawrence, eddie murphy,steve harvey,cedric the entertainer,..and many others. but chris rock? he jus isnt funny to me. his brother is funnier than him

[iDefineFresh]

I could beat my shit!

[stylezofom]

most unfunny comedian ever.

[TLJ01]

hahahahahahahaha

Martin Is So Fuckin Funny

[QuYorkCity]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

[emilyisonline4431]

HAhahahahahah