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  • MC Hammer - No stoppin' us, We USA! should be on here

    watch?v=C791hrjkt_I&feature=re­lated

  • Ameruhcuhuh

  • Where the hell is "Rock Flag and Eagle?"

  • I was expecting "America Fuck yeah" to be higher on the list.

  • Ammurreykah ? :-D

    You should thank god for the fact that your continent was named after Amerigo Vespucci. If Columbus would really had landed on the continental main land , Springsteen would have had to sing "Born in the USC !" United States of Columbia :-D

  • America... FUCK YEAH!

  • ...

  • OSAMA IS DEAD! AMURRICA!!!

  • @IBY2K Um... fuck yeah?

  • Does Josh do that shit to his face on purpose?

  • I'm a little saddened that Guile's theme from Street Fighter 2 wasn't on the list. Maybe if it had lyrics?

  • @ASkyofHeads What I have debated in the original argument was against liberal policies. You automatically stereotype me and assume my arguments. If you want an individual debate on specific liberal policies, then I will be willing, but to assume I know nothing of liberalism or read Beck is very off base.

  • @ASkyofHeads The Iraq War was a very dumb decision (no evidence and months for Saddam to hide any) and the Patriot Act is treason. If you are referring to mexico with the wall, a wall won't fix anything. Only military force will stop the deaths caused by the drug runners and criminals. I have no clue about the medicine issue (please advise). Freedom of religion should not be hindered. Government is far too large and our founders would have revolted long ago they were free men more than Christian

  • @ASkyofHeads Because Progressives and Liberals are against the Constitution. You believe in putting trust and power in large governments, while our founders knew that success comes from the opposite.

  • what about ... " AMERICA, FUCK YA, LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS"

  • when sammy hagar crashed through the roof of the whitehouse.....i cringed like i've never cringed before hahahaha

  • there is only one true song that represents America...... Team America FUCK YEAH!!!!

  • @ASkyofHeads We are sheep under God, but amongst men I am independent. I believe what you are implying is that I am for the policies that you have described, but I am not.

    1. I believe drugs should be legalized for many solid reasons.

    2. Gays can have all of the benefits of married people, just don't call it marriage, because that's not what it is by deffinition (a different term is all I ask).

    3. Go ahead build a mosk, but I still want the towers rebuilt as a "fuck you" to radicals.

  • @IamaRifle Whoa there fella, you seem AWFULLY progressive to be calling other people progressive pieces of shit. You seem confused.

  • @IamaRifle Evolution is vital to biology. No, most kids will NOT benefit greatly from learning the theory, however, there are plenty of things that are taught in school that end up being useless. However, many kids will still benefit. It can inspire fascination with organisms in kids, and a love for biology. And if a child takes interest in biology, it's very necessary for him to learn about evolution.

    If you think it's okay to throw out evolution, you may as well not teach biology anymore.

  • @ASkyofHeads I'll keep my freedom, thank you. You can go back to the field now sheep.

  • @ASkyofHeads If only you knew how much more intelligent "hillbilly's" are in practical knowledge.

  • @ASkyofHeads I think progressives are pieces of shit. It was relevant to the argument.

  • @ASkyofHeads A cheap comeback which shows nothing for the ongoing debate. Only chidren chide others with irrelevant problems, when their argument falls short.

  • "America, Fuck Yeah" is a satirical piece, but a really accurate one when you consider how much worse things could have gotten under that culture of stupid from last decade.

  • @ASkyofHeads Gravity is important to grade school science, while evolution is not. I never had to know of the very existence of evolutionary theory in order to do the hardest classes of grade school science.

  • i thumbed up for the mash up at the end

  • Can't beat that first guys pick. The fucking flag-wave omg.

  • Why do these people seem like they're ready to go to sleep in every video?

  • lol at the last guy's totally left-field choice

  • @Eagle5 1st of all... I was a wee bit drunk

    2nd of all... the UK has the same problem, but im not saying that the UK is the best

  • @1:35 i thought that guy was going to make a tsunami joke in bad taste.

  • @Eagle5 your saying that people how dont think america is great is a hater and yer your saying that america is the best country ever... its things like that that make america look shit, just saying

  • I have a memory of Sammy Hagar singing "People Have the Power" with Patti Smith at the Rock Hall Induction Ceremony a few years ago when VH got inducted. 'Twas an odd bipartisan collaborative moment.

  • Yeah, patriot songs are creepy.

  • There's nothing to proud of being in born in a specific location on a giant ball of rock.

  • I remember when Michael Swaim made fun of America we stand as one on Cracked TV. This was hard episode to watch, I kept wanting to hit the mute button

  • Um, hello? Her name was VICI, not friggin' Robogirl, okay? And where the eff is Hulk Hogan's real American song? Jeesh.

    "When I'm talking, you'd better listen!"

  • I'm a bit confused as to why Trey Parker's song was on the list at the end. I would think that The Onion, of all sources, would have the sense to recognize an obvious satire.

  • @Eagle5 Enjoy your debt and involvement in another Middle-Eastern conflict.

  • insert umlauts over the "u" here

  • Look up Sarah Palin Battle Hymn on youtube

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  • I lost my shit when he made that angel of death joke, lol. This is one of the better ones

  • I guess that..........................­........it's not international waters

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA

  • @Ricktard1010 you forgot to put on sunglasses

  • Ah, it's good to hate America.

  • Oh those silly over patroitic guys... and here I am sitting with my free healthcare and laughing my ass off at these songs.

  • lol. When he said "well in Japan..." I thought he was going to make a tsunami joke

  • lol. When he said "well in Japan..." I thought he was going to make a tsunami joke

  • Iraq & Roll

  • This was uncomfortable to watch.

  • "America Fuck Yeah" was meant to be a joke. These songs were meant to be serious, no matter how cringeworthy they are.

  • John Ashcroft has terrible vibrato, strictly from a musical standpoint.

  • The fuck says uber anymore

  • They forgot the song Totally Gay for America.

  • the mash up! haha.

  • lol at :43 "The greatest American Hero" I loved that show.

  • D'aw, they missed Carnivore's "USA for USA."

  • Nationalism and patriotism are two different things. One is about loving your country, the other is about thinking your country is better than others. The latter is, of course, no different from racism or sexism.

  • Thank god they can spell uber correct and not that oober shit I've been seein'.

  • what about Team America's : AMERIKUH! FUCK YEAAAAAH!!!!.? thats pretty patriotic...yes no maybe? :D

  • Oh wow, making a joke about the waves in japan being white with a big red dot after a tsunami...too soon man.

  • so if waves in japan are white with a big red dot then why did the tsunami just look like a big ball of junk? : /

  • no games yet?

  • Is it just me or does it seem like there's always one panelist on these videos who just doesn't get the category?

  • @tabber87 Haha, yeah, I see what you mean.

  • USA patriotism really isn't good for the world.

    On another note, AV Club needs its own channel.

  • What about "America Fuck Yeah" ?

  • Two things...

    First off, is it just me or is the Rock and Roll juice panel supposed to be a drug joke? Seems like the last one was very much tongue in cheeck.

    Second off, I love you guys. You're really what's keeping me subscribed.

  • Lol... *facepalm* I appreciate what the first song kinda is... But with the wierd eagle song and the Sammy Hagar song, I am just confused...

  • what about the theme song from team america?

  • @ScotVideos Kind of like Born in the USA, that song wasn't about how good America is

  • @Xerxes4242 yeah, i know, i was just kidding

  • Hagar just came out saying he was abducted and aliens "probed" him. I think he made this song under alien control.

  • 4:00 Ironically, nobody wants to hear his Gary Cherone impression.

  • That was really funny, but I could have done without that...thing at the end

  • are you guys ever going to crack open that bottle of faygo?

  • Why the hell was "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!" not on this list?

  • @ginger0215 it was.

  • @ginger0215 It's on the extended list.

  • @ginger0215

    It shouldn't count as an embarrassing patriotic song because it's tongue-in-cheek. That's what's so embarrassing about the others...the people involved were seriously expecting you to think the songs were good/awesome..

  • @ginger0215 Pretty sure satire doesn't count brosephstien.

  • @ginger0215 because it's not taking it seriously.

  • @ginger0215 It is on the list.

  • @ginger0215 because it was made as a satire, not a serious track. and it is on the list at the end of the video.

  • @ginger0215 Because that song is uber badass AND uber patriotic.

  • @ginger0215 'twas number 3

  • @ginger0215 Because it makes fun of Americans.

  • @ginger0215 Because it's not a real song, it's a parody song.

  • @ginger0215 It is on the list at the end of the video...

  • @ginger0215 That song is satire, not truly patriotic

  • @ginger0215 Pay attention. It was on the list at the end, and I think the song was supposed to be more ironic than anything else.

  • @ginger0215 Becase there aint nothing ebarassing about AMERICA ! FUCK YEAH !!!!! FREEDOM IS THE ONLY MOTHA FUCKEN WAY NOW !!!!!!

  • @ginger0215 cuz it's actually good

  • Hey, I wrote a song about America! Trillions in debt Trillions more to go China will own us soon America is doomed Our citizenry are sheep Most of us listen to Fox and MSNBC We'll be in another war soon America is doomed So cling to Change and Hope Or hold on to conservative values Salute the Red, White, and Blue Cause soon all you dopes will salute Mong Tse Dong Zhu
  • america fuck yea comin along to save the mother fukin day yea

  • @yoyoatron coming AGAIN

  • How did Hogan not make the list?

  • I think "America" is kind of silly to use... like are they singing about two continents or a country?

  • "silly silly man" LOL

  • the coked out overly liberal sean penn is far more rediculous than anything mentioned in this video....

    and trey parker's fuck yeah is a parody song.... did they not get it? guess not....

  • In my opinion every kind of patriotism is unnecessary...

  • Dear Onion: There is a big difference between 'corny' and 'offensive'. These songs suck but please save the term 'offensive' for other things.

  • americans dont even know what freedom is..

  • @thbebokg1 Sure we do. Freedom is when you can use expired coupons.

  • But why am I receiving more than 4 or 5 emails informing me about the same link to AVClub?

    -.

  • Itz all boutz dah Gay Thuggin Ya'll! GETBaC 4 Lyfe!

  • I LOVE the Onion!

  • UMERICUHAAAHuhHH

  • "America" is not the name of a country, it is the name of a group of continents. Moron!

  • @arbonac "America" is also a common way to refer to "The United States of America", rather like "Mexico" is a common name for "The United Mexican States", "The Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela" is often called "Venezuela" and "The People's Republic of China" is often called "China".

    Moron!

  • @CallMeNiel Mexico, Canada, Chile, Argentina, Columbia and so on are all in America.

  • @arbonac It's a shortened (e.g. not as long as) version of the entire name of the USA. Yes, many of we 'Americans', that is, those of us being citizens of the United States of America, are arrogant enough to call our country (The United States of America), simply America at various times, though no offense meant to the countries comprising the entire continents of North and South America. If they want to call themselves America, by all means! So yeah, it IS the name of A country.

  • @circlestrafe It is whatever you want it to be. Yeaaah!

  • i would very much like to see them actually mash up the songs with production quality and everything. just for shits and giggles

  • amerrcaaaaaa  >:(

  • "If Rambo starts it, Hagar finishes it." LOL.

  • anyone here saying patriotism is stupid is either a butthurt europeon or a butthurt liberal faggot that cant stand the idea of others being less awesome then us

  • What about the Theme for Team America: World Police?

  • @sodra9000 AMERICA! FUCK YEAH

  • Socialism works.

  • faggot fuck mexicunthole what a failfag shithole that is

  • Why is "America, fuck yeah" in the list? If anything, Matt Stone and Trey Parkey created an intentionally obvious mockery of all patriotic songs...

  • @i0npath I think it works as a point of reference. Like, compare song of choice to that one, and see the similarities.

  • It's an old line. "I am a patriot. You are a jingoist. I am serious. You are a fanatic. et. al."

    It seems the onion/AV has heresy tests for its employees.

  • This video reflects what we call a "9/10 mentality". I remember 9/11, thank you,This sort of patriotism is fine in wartime, and the U.S. is supposed to be a war, even if most of the people seem to have forgotten.

    Personally, I like John Ashcroft. Does the onion have heresy tests for joining, everyone has to have the same politics? I think I'm going to find that clip and dowdload it.

  • Wait, does "America Fuck Yeah" really count? It's satirical, but I swear I heard it used in like a truck commercial one time. Maybe so.

  • I love the part where you pretend to be having a casual conversation and then do the whole "Oh hi welcome!"

    Awesome.

  • NEEERDS! NEEEEEEEEERRRRDDDSSS!

  • AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! COMEING TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YEAAAAH!!!

  • How was the Sammy Hagar song "uber patriotic?"

  • @legendofwayne Especially because he can't drive 55. ;)

  • America, Fuck Yeah! Was a total mockery of the very songs we're talking about. It does not belong on that list.

  • Those songs... o.0! Also, noticed you had America.. Fuck yeah! by Trey Parker, that's a spoof of other embarrassingly patriotic songs, so maybe doesn't count...

  • Oh america... Is that last bit the voices in G.Bs head?

  • patriotism = nationalism with a different accent

  • Alice Cooper has aged well.

  • im watching this video and im drunk :-$

  • @pleyades1711 - You'd damn well pretty much have to be to get through this! lol!

  • @pleyades1711 good

    

  • What about Jack Black's 'The government totally sux'? Thats a great song!

  • i knew the car would explode 

  • I normally like the AV club, but these guys came across as pretty smug in this video.

  • @jlr41 Whoops patriotic butthurt detected.

  • @merzer131 Not at all. I guess the biggest problem I had was the inclusion of the Sammy Hagar video -- it wasn't a patriotic song at all, just a bit of comedy from Sammy Hagar. It seems the commentators couldn't distinguish between the ridiculous patriotic stuff and what was simply a funny video.

  • Best.Mashup.Ever

  • GAMES!!! Do an inventory on some games!

  • wait uhh... are these real songs or are these made up? i mean.. it's the onion so im hoping it's made up.. lol

  • @MizSabine

    Since the AV club is a sister publication, these are 100% real.

  • thank goodness i never heard any of those songs before and god willing i never will hear them ever again

  • the first video .... i can't find words here .... is indescribable. I never had that much of an urge to puke just from a video before.

  • Its not patriotism, it's jingoism. Patriotism is loving where you were born, mistakes and all. Jingoism is blindly defending your country and ignoring all of its faults, which is completely idiotic. Patriotism is asking questions of your government, Jingoism is trusting your government no matter what, even when they treat you or your fellow man like crud.

  • @yellowcougar18 Are you a liberal by some chance?

  • @NJburbsSeeker I suppose I am. But one cannot ignore Jingoism over patriotism. Jingoism is a curse. IT's like being blissfully ignorant to the crimes your government commits, against you and the world.

    I'm not from the US by the way, I'm IRish through and through. But my own country has made some MASSIVE mistakes (Our last government bankrupted us into the ground, while lying through their teeth). That is why I feel someone who trusts their government is asking for trouble.

  • @yellowcougar18 Wow a liberal in a socialist country. Anyway I often find people call patriotism jingoistic when it isn't patriotism directed the way they want. Many time crimes of the government I find are a matter of perspective, and give it enough time these views change. Blindly following the government is never good, but there are people who are never satisfied and deep down hate their country. These people are unproductive and I have no time for them. Not meaning you either I might add.

  • @NJburbsSeeker Ireland is not a socialist country. Where the hell did you hear that?

  • @yellowcougar18 it's just some people confuse Ireland/Northern Ireland with Russia how have you never done that

    you know Ireland Russia, Potato Tsar Bomba

  • @williamm911 Because Ireland and Russia are so similar..O_o

    I am just so confused at his comment.

  • @yellowcougar18 your right I was watching the History channel and Stalin, Lenin, Trotsky they all look like Michael Collins, De Valera and Gerry Adams it's so easy to mistake them and the languages so similar Gaelic and English to Russian

  • @williamm911 Yes, and the flags are so similar too. I mean, one has red and the other has orange, which is a kind of red. As you say, the beards are similar. And both countries can be freezing cold whenever they choose.

    God, I wonder why I never saw the comparisons before. Although, in Soviet Russia, comparison sees you. :)

  • @yellowcougar18 But questioning your government is only patriotic when evil republicans are in office not our savior Obama.

  • @MrCorisdavis913 Yeah, that is something which I feel should be corrected. I think the reason for that is because as soon as Obama won the election, and before his inaugeration, the guy was already getting criticised for being a bad president. But he wasn't even president. Certain news outlets jumped the gun. On the other hand, it is hard to criticise a guy who is running a country that is up to its eyeballs in debt. Bush had a surplus, but destroyed that and the US image.

  • @yellowcougar18 contd Obama has to now correct this atrocious image of America, as well as fixing the economy, and fixing relations with former friends and allies. In addition, he has to bring the economy back from the brink, and sort out the failings of the last blundering puppet. But that does not mean he should be immune from criticism. Now, guys like Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, and Limbaugh should always be ignored for being crazy. But constructive criticism is important.

  • @MrCorisdavis913 i really hope ur joking. if you possible think obama has done much of anything he said he would do than your one blind son of a bitch

  • @yellowcougar18 Why should we love the mistakes we have made... thats really dumb

  • @thenofxer Because we learn from those mistakes. Those who fail to remember the sins of the past are doomed to repeat them, or, if you like, once is tragedy, twice is a farce.

  • @yellowcougar18 In other words, jingoism is the kind of patriotism you don't like.

  • @jestempies Far, far, far from it. Jingoism is when someone sees their country as the victim, not the villain. There is a certain form of Narcissisim involved also. Jingoism allows the KKK to gain power, allows the Nazi's to become the ruling party, allows the IRA to kill innocent people because they are "Not like them".

    Patriotism is seeing flaws, and embracing them, Knowing we learned/learning from them, wanting to make their homeland better. Jingoism sees no flaws, blind ignorance.