NewsBusted 1/27/12

[spideraxis]

Isn't it wonderful to see the liberals the butt of jokes for a change?

[724Broncofan]

Dear any liberal who comes here to talk shit:

You need to be nice to conservatives, b/c we are the ones who is taking care of you garbage, deadbeat ass. As soon as conservatives get tired of taking care of your lazy ass, you will have no one to take care of you, b/c liberals are the lazy ones who want to do nothing and have the conservatives take care of them. Well guess what we can't anymore and we won't.

Sincerely, a conservative who is tired of taking care of your stupid, lazy no good ass.

[mathman54]

Who is Keenan Thompson?

[chronDiggity]

so THIS is where the stupid people hang out

thumbs up if you eat your boogers

[mrains100ify]

@Simplicimus1945 Sissys like you assume anyone that oppose Obama is a fool or a racist.

The main reason i oppose the President is that he is a pro-abortion baby killer. The President also anti-Jewish, and he is a Socialist or Communist. Take a bath, grow up and get a job. And stop being a sissy.

[chronDiggity]

@mrains100ify

Wow man, that was a great comment.

[724Broncofan]

@mrains100ify Yes dude, thank you so much for that comment. It made me laugh. I hate sissy's lol.

[ElectraAlan]

A conservative trying to be funny. Well, God bless her, she's trying. She should wear something sexy and sit on a chair with no desk nearby, like Kimberly Guilfoyle and the other newsbabes on Fox News, so we could at least get a little entertainment out of this.

[ThePendrag0n]

AWESOME!! Jody blasts the doors off the Liberal lie wagon. yet again!

[renegade4christ]

According to recent polls (the like bar) 9 more people were bailed out by Obama....

[Gary97564]

Sadly, any criticism of Obama runs the risk of being labled a racist. Clearly, the term racist is an attempt to stop criticism.

[mrains100ify]

@98LowDown Get a job.

[Simplicimus1945]

@mrains100ify: he has a job, dumbass. You're the one that's going to eventually get caught playing on You Tube when you should be taking orders at the drive-through window.

[mrains100ify]

@Simplicimus1945 You are indeed a Democrat. You can not take it , so you insult and degrade. Gutless is what you are.

[Simplicimus1945]

Oh, boo-hoo, you fucktard teabag ass-stain. Typical whiny-ass neocon; you can dish it out, but you can't take it....

[klamath1016]

Way to go Jodi someone's got to tell the Emporor he has no loin cloth.

[Simplicimus1945]

Ahh! Jodi Miller! Another half-wit Conservative cunt, Hannity ball-licker!  What a fucking joke.

[98LowDown]

@Simplicimus1945 You said it all Brother! LOL

[lizardtown]

@Simplicimus1945 Really? You can't use logic, you can't use a formal, and if possible, a intelligent debate? No, of course not, just go straight to "cunt" and "balllicker" WOW! How intelligent and poignant your argument is. Cause really, who needs points, and examples, and reasons, nor intelligence to argue with a conservative, right? Just go straight to the low blows without anything substantial to back you.

[Simplicimus1945]

@lizardtown: what's good for the goose is good for the gander. The cunt you celebrate here uses no logic, has no points, no examples, no intelligence.

The problem with this country isn't the liberals - though they are a problem in and of themselves - it's the new fucktard whiny right.

[stevex09]

@Simplicimus1945

Hey folks check out this dip shit "Simplicimus"! This poor fag really has his panties in a wad over Jodi Miller and her comedy skit! What a thin skinned little punk.

[sheeplenator]

@Simplicimus1945 why dont you find an obama picture to beat off to rather than come on here and remind us all why we cant stand sheeple? All you asshole Libtards mad because your Messiah is a complete fuck up lol

[Simplicimus1945]

@sheeplenator: Ahhhh., The little Teabag Taliban got his panties all bunched up! Jodie Miller is as funny as the fuck-ups you Cons are trying to sort through to beat Obama. Too bad for you, dipshit, even Romney isn't going to let you marry your sister - and she's the only one that's ever put out for you!

[sheeplenator]

@Simplicimus1945 From your statement I can access one of 2 things you are a jew or a nigger...about the same thing if you ask me. I do not like any of the neocons I only Like Ron Paul. Simpledickless dont you worry I get laid often :) and not by my sister. Being that you are jewish do you have sex with males often or do you molest children ? Im wondering if you were born in 1945 ? Seems a lot of IGNORANT fucks were born that year...and people wonder why this country is fucked up

[lizardtown]

@Simplicimus1945 First question, do you understand what the saying "What's good for the goose is good for the gander" means? Second, where are your intelligence, logical, rational points, especially in the use of count? Three, please describe what part of fucktard is rational and logical? Four, how are you not a fucktard? Thanks....in all sarcasm and trolling.

[jtkirkfan2002]

@Simplicimus1945 Did she go over your little liberal head with her jokes? I'm sorry.

[Simplicimus1945]

@jtkirkfan2002 I got the joke: it's you..

[sheeplenator]

@Simplicimus1945 No big mouth you are the joke. Your a little Jewish Liberal communist peace of shit who found a computer to spread your bull shit. Your only life long job in this world is to be a parasite on anything white so that your people(Devils spawn) can live until the host dies. Thankfully other cultures will be done with you when all is said and done and you will also follow in our foot steps.:D

[jtkirkfan2002]

@Simplicimus1945 Wow! What a comeback! I can see the steam coming out of your ears from all that thinking you had to do to come up with that all the way from here! Go back to your racist conspiracy theory channels. All the other people there with foil hats on miss you.

[WeAreRussian]

I got here from my Facebook without ever using my Mouse!!! =D

[KatrinaSwanson]

Sorry, I cannot stand to hear about Tiger Woods anymore. I hear his name too often and I don't follow sports.

[granubandjim]

SHE A WANNA BE MAHER FOR THE RIGHT!!!

[dalmatian847]

@granubandjim She's funnier than Maher and a hell of a lot easier on the eyes.

[lizardtown]

@granubandjim lol, how dare you compare her to Maher, she in no way, a closeted, arrogant, misogynist, lol. ;-)

[sklinman11]

you really gotta lay off the fat jokes. (second time commenting about this)

[KodeyBarrett]

Yet another hilarious segment

[Politicalboxers]

The boxers have greek like bodies.

[WERTY317]

Funny joke about the Obama family.... Oh at least they hav e a family you dyke.  Ewww did I say that

[kimico17]

@WERTY317 Funny..The Obozo Family, don't even HAVE that much, so-called "Family Time". Therefore, you blunt, stupid assumption, of them having a family, is 98%, INcorrect! ;D

[1moredayof]

I love Newsbusted but please please you guys change the canned laughter! It is painfully obvious that you are using the same laugh track over and over. The giveaway is the one individual whose laughter sounds like the hoot of a hoot owl. A generic laugh track with no unique individual noises would be fine to be use again and again.

[Timasion]

Jodi Miller is awesome.

[walleyrt69]

@Timasion Jodi needs to wear a Thong.

[betboo329]

Really like this, thanks

[sakahowdah]

Did I mention Jodi needs a good shtooping..?

[skwiddjergensen]

Aretha? Aunt Jemima would be a good fill in.

[REALbusterbob]

Jodi, ya need to do some sports news. Heres a tip! Obama Bowl: Fix Problems 00 - Blame Bush 726

[nelsma292]

Funny until the last one, stick to politics guys. Otherwise, great!

[MrTableFat]

I think I love you Jodi.

[walleyrt69]

@MrTableFat Jodi is MY girl !

[alagentleman1]

Hilarious! 

[houvol11]

One of the better video's. Great job!

[LibertyAtStake]

I was thinking Jabba the Hut's twin sister for the Aretha bio.

[82compoundw]

I could have done without the dig at Aretha, a fat joke. Fat jokes and Gay jokes are out of place and unwelcome here in my opinion. I generally enjoy these vids otherwise.

[oldfart387]

@82compoundw So you're a fat queer?

[82compoundw]

@oldfart387 Neither one actually. If I were a Liberal I would most likely be as obsessed with self-servingness as the rest. But I'm not. I just don't like that crap, and it's off topic in my opinion. Easy, cheap shots, nothing more.

[walleyrt69]

@Pissed0ffPatriot Or,I would sit on her face,but,I ate Cabbage soup yesterday.

[ReverendSyn]

I still havent forgiven Keenan for "Fat Albert" yet.

[flr255flk]

I love Jody - haven't heard her trip on anything yet! She is funny. Much funnier than any one on TV.

[rodrigozuniga45]

Totally! I'd rather look and listen to Jody than to Jay Loonie and David Lettermoron. A lot funnier too!!

[bearone7777]

@rodrigozuniga45 LOVE YOUR COMMENT. KEEP ON WATCHING, AND KEEP UP THE PRAYERS FOR AMERICA. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY SHE WILL RETURN FROM THE DEAD.

[anthonyww713]

очень хороший

[computerpurple]

Awe now the weekend has officially started off in a good humorous way. Thanks Jodi/NewsBusted.

[dewerbylhserf]

1:53 !00%

[johnrritter]

Letterman is a sarcastic idiot, time for him to retire.. Leno was much better 5 years ago, what happened??

Keep up the great work Jodi.. I Love Ya!!!

[computerpurple]

@johnrritter I agree with you about Letterman. I never thought his brand of humor was/is funny. It's more like you have described it. As for Leno he is still ok.

[walleyrt69]

@computerpurple He's an Asshole!

[computerpurple]

@walleyrt69 Yes that he is , BUTT he does it so well.

[walleyrt69]

@computerpurple Are you insinuating Letterman is a Queer by saying Butt?

[computerpurple]

@walleyrt69 My use of using the word "butt" instead of "but" is to be taken as humor.

[walleyrt69]

@computerpurple Ya,I knew that.

[walleyrt69]

@johnrritter They all want the $ but don't really want to do what they do.Their hearts ain't in it.That's what happened.

[Dusco25]

25 seconds of intro is stupid.

[RamsesReturns]

Her jokes aren't so good, but true she has more news than the MSM.

[prhana]

Best one yet.

[thegreatlordkaiser]

the intro is too long

[scootosan]

The "media" has given Obama and the democrates a pass...Obama is narcissistic

[chrlpolk]

That first joke was just a real hard punch to the liberal gut!  Great ep.

[txconsrv09]

Jodi Miller is HAWT HAWT HAWT > conservative women are always HAWT > and she is very very funny ....

[jamesbellr]

I just wish she would quit wagging her (chest) at me! Very distracting

[scottybbadd]

@jamesbellr How's that a bad thing?

[Elmtree01]

Her hand motions are very distracting to what otherwise is a show with some laughs.

[icegryphon]

I though the joke about the bigger stadium was going to be about trying to fit his ego size in it.

Well played Jodi, well played.

[GammaSigmaBeta]

@icegryphon

You make an excellent point!

[jtkirkfan2002]

Liberals and hypocrisy? I believe Roget's Thesaurus now lists them as synonyms. (For all you liberals out there with a public school education, "synonyms" are different words that have the same or similar meaning.)

[lizardtown]

@jtkirkfan2002 They'll just accuse you of being racist and/or classist or whatever word they're slinging around these days.

[walleyrt69]

WE LOVE JODI !

[gollyanamegame]

The cure for Jon Stewart is Jodi

[LordAtrocities]

Ya, if it moves Tax it, if it keeps moving tax it, and if stops moving subsidize it. Green companies go bankrupt, so the government just keeps throwing money at them. Oil companies make money so the government wants to regulate it. Liberals have only one religion, hypocrisy, and the name of their God is denial.. Oddly Denial looks a lot like Obama.

[DOHC2L]

@LordAtrocities "Ya, if it moves Tax it, if it keeps moving tax it, and if stops moving subsidize it."

If it moves, tax it.

If it keeps moving, regulate it.

If it stops moving, subsidize it.

That's the real quote.

[LordAtrocities]

@DOHC2L - Yup, messed it up. Typing with frozen fingers and all. RR got it right though when he said it.

[drychalice]

Michelle Obama is not his wife.

Those are not his kids.

No prior photos.

No marriage certificate.

No real birth certificate for him or the kids.

It's all a hollywood act.

And you believe it.

[tjttzcspplt]

First I heard of that. But, I woldn't be married to that witch or that Communist dictator-in-training if my life depended on it.

[NAVMAR16]

@drychalice YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!!!!

[naordie]

@drychalice Yeah you would think the 'charming' Obama could be married to a pretty woman.

[lonewolf031]

Love ya Jodi.. Great job, and speaking of Keenan what ever happened to Kel?

[3martijns]

Jodi has More real news than the MSM.

[tjbollman1]

@3martijns Yes, and isn't that a sad commentary when you stop to think about it?

[walleyrt69]

@3martijns And better Jokes than Leno or That other Night host Liberal guy in New York.

[jeepsailor]

@walleyrt69 I watched Letterman like 3 times this year because of someone being on I wanted to see and I would rather be water boarded than have to listen to Letterman's so called jokes.

[prhana]

@jeepsailor Letterman hasn't been funny since 1984.

[prhana]

@prhana Am I that old?

[ryindy]

@prhana Letterman wasn't funny in 1984 either. Letterman has never been funny, just a bore.

[computerpurple]

@ryindy Right on. Finally someone has pointed out what i have always thought about Letterman. I find his so called humor to be obnoxious and arrogant. He always pokes fun of his guest and not in a happy humorous playful way but in a mean poke fun of way.

[scottybbadd]

@3martijns She usually does

[EnemyAce88]

Marry me Jodi!

[zvi303]

Great script!

[zvi303]

thirty-ninth :-)

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[TireasDragon]

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