UHH THIS ISN'T A RIM SHOT UHHH THERE'S NO 1/164TH SECOND BETWEEN THE SNARE UHHH I'M A PRETENTIOUS MUSIC MAJOR AND I MINOR IN BEING AN ASSHOLE UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
The bartender comes in to work one night with a tortoise he bought for his son. Not a big tortoise... about the size of a hamburger. He puts it in a box behind the bar.
After his shift, he looks for the tortoise, but it is gone.
About 2 nights later, a drunk guy comes in to the bar, and asks for a roast beef sandwich. The bartender tells him sandwiches are not served here. The drunk says, UH HUH! The other night I was here, and found a roast beef sandwich on a hard roll, right under the bar...
This is not a rimshot, a rimshot is where you hit the rim and the drum head at the same time. I don't understand why there is such a big misconception about rimshots.
I just flew back home. I told the cabbie to take me someplace where I can meet a woman who will sleep with any guy, no questions asked. He dropped me off at my house. No Respect
This is great! In drumming terminology, technically, this is a "sting." Most people have come to know this as a "rimshot" from comedy shows but a real rimshot is a single sound produced by hitting a drumhead and it's rim at the same time with the same stick. Used heavily by marching bands. See the Drum Tutor video for details.
sounds nothing like it at all
xraidedlok 1 month ago
0:00 U MAD BRO?
MultiDarklord13 3 months ago
best part is 0:01
seacuracao 4 months ago
way too fast
poisongodmachine3 5 months ago
Ke$ha has talent. This video.
Zeroi 6 months ago
@Zeroi not funny
xraidedlok 1 month ago
oh rimshot.... i thought it said ream girls.
oh well whatever.....i masturbated to this anyway.
ri394 7 months ago
i just jizzed in my pants
Chaldoballa 10 months ago
I hate when I get rim shot and rim job mixed up
1990PK1990 10 months ago
Rim job
ISt0leTheCookies 1 year ago
UHH THIS ISN'T A RIM SHOT UHHH THERE'S NO 1/164TH SECOND BETWEEN THE SNARE UHHH I'M A PRETENTIOUS MUSIC MAJOR AND I MINOR IN BEING AN ASSHOLE UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
koompi 1 year ago 4
this video took 10 seconds to load. No jk
fede018 1 year ago
how could anyone dislike this XD
emmainchicago 1 year ago 3
i jerked of several times :P
phil9966 1 year ago
Best second of my life.
0Tanaka0 1 year ago 8
this is fucking retarded. not only is it MIDI, it is missing the 1/16 rest between the badum and the tch.
sillydillydokieo 1 year ago 3
Not a rimshot. There's a 1/8th note rest between the snares and the cymbal crash/choke that you left out.
ModernExplorer 1 year ago
fast rimshot
spencerdev91 1 year ago
did he die?
FalconsVick72 1 year ago
Well, how about cruise food? How's that floating?
menslady125 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
converted this video to a ring-tone on tub e2tone{.)com
laspandid 1 year ago
The bartender comes in to work one night with a tortoise he bought for his son. Not a big tortoise... about the size of a hamburger. He puts it in a box behind the bar.
After his shift, he looks for the tortoise, but it is gone.
About 2 nights later, a drunk guy comes in to the bar, and asks for a roast beef sandwich. The bartender tells him sandwiches are not served here. The drunk says, UH HUH! The other night I was here, and found a roast beef sandwich on a hard roll, right under the bar...
RDLmain 1 year ago
De klemtoon van de drum is verkeerd.
Mathijsweb 1 year ago
Nobody cares.
Luchtmansch 1 year ago
i just flew into town, and boy are my arms tired! (ba dum chh)
ratming 2 years ago 4
Wow....a 2 seconds Video and it has
107.835 views.!!
ChannelxxAUSTRIAxx01 2 years ago
perfect for use on the espn message boards
FalconsVick72 2 years ago
Jim Rome HEY OH! BA BA BING!
NebraskaFan77 2 years ago
Great. Now get rid of the MIDI sound of it.
DaVince21 2 years ago 2
Take my wife please..
darklighter1 2 years ago 6
haha this is great
pipadyaz 2 years ago 2
This video wins in ways I never thought were possible.
Jizzed my pants 6 times in 2 seconds, then another 4 after.
GZUSKRYST 2 years ago 4
haha, nice one
pipadyaz 2 years ago
i jerked off to this vid
buffalosoldier90 2 years ago 177
@buffalosoldier90 LOL
animatestate 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@buffalosoldier90 I jerked off to this comment
mmm4466 1 year ago
@buffalosoldier90 LOL
SMBoda 1 year ago
oh really
THEMJZ 2 years ago
That's not a rimshot.
progeny51 2 years ago 9
amazing, really
begantaile 2 years ago
A little too fast.
SonicOnTheRocks 2 years ago 3
oh wtf i wanted a rim job
TaylorRocksHard 2 years ago 6
wtf?
pooman85 2 years ago
It lacks dynamics. It doesn't feel 'OH SNAP' at all.
jyrque 2 years ago 2
So 88 people voted this video as "Awesome", WTF?
Luthicwoot 2 years ago
instantrimshot . com
JereHakala 2 years ago
This one's too fast. Doesn't sound like a rimshot.
lufia22 3 years ago 2
So useful...so versatile....I wish I could bring this with me everywhere.
si13ntn1nj4077 3 years ago
*rimshot* wats up with thaaaaaaaattt???
ross5647 3 years ago 3
This is not a rimshot, a rimshot is where you hit the rim and the drum head at the same time. I don't understand why there is such a big misconception about rimshots.
ajdgkdsg 3 years ago 6
This has been flagged as spam show
hey unfunkit, how about a polaroid of your mother sucking off an indian?
steppumpkin 3 years ago
Hey troll, whats up?
correip 3 years ago
How can I download this ?
kath6112002 3 years ago
One of the best video i ever watch
RDVoDkA 3 years ago 4
I just flew back home. I told the cabbie to take me someplace where I can meet a woman who will sleep with any guy, no questions asked. He dropped me off at my house. No Respect
harpua99 3 years ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
I don't see how this relates to the video in any way at all, but apparently it's funny enough to keep from being marked as spam.
SuperNova314 2 years ago
Never heard a joke before? And you know what, there's usually a RIMSHOT after the puchline! Way to show everyone you are an idiot.
harpua99 2 years ago
Yikes. Ya don't have to be such a douche about it.
SuperNova314 2 years ago
So i went to the store today. I bought a drink. *Rimshot* Thank you, thank you. Im here all week.
swordslash117 3 years ago 7
Rimshot ftw! i wanna download this :D
Appelcodjumper 3 years ago
i asked my wife where did she want to go on our honeymoon she said"somewhere ive never been before" i said how bout the kitchen *rimshot*
captincaveman89 3 years ago 7
whats up with airline food!!!
marriage 3 years ago 6
*laugh track plays*
RRVCrinale 3 years ago 3
BADUM TSH
cxuy509 3 years ago 2
howa bout....you shut the fuck you fuckin bastard
unfunkit 3 years ago
This is great! In drumming terminology, technically, this is a "sting." Most people have come to know this as a "rimshot" from comedy shows but a real rimshot is a single sound produced by hitting a drumhead and it's rim at the same time with the same stick. Used heavily by marching bands. See the Drum Tutor video for details.
jsharp1701 3 years ago 65
@jsharp1701 sounds sexy.
lkmrn325 1 year ago
@jsharp1701 I agree with jsharp1701, this is a sting not a rimshot!!
atbsfia 8 months ago
DAMNIT VICIOUS
BlakeSchneider 3 years ago 4
rimshot dumbass
Savotage93 4 years ago 7
I LOVE this!!! It is now posted anytime someone posts a bad joke.....
32INCHSTRIPER 4 years ago 6
Loving it - great fun at work. Any chance you could upload some canned laughter? That'd be tops.
deanosupremo27 4 years ago 2
This is a sound effect people!
Thank you for uploading...
chkdsskt 4 years ago
Ba tsh!
BigAlDavies 4 years ago 3
Beat video ever. You could tell jokes to people and then play this video.
newyy1 4 years ago 8
sad so sad
MAGMA600 4 years ago 3