Ze werld has tu understant zat it is never ze fault of ze Jermans. It waz ze fault of ze Amerikans zet we lost ze war. It was ze fault of ze Kommunists zat we hat to invade Russia. It waz ze fault of all ze foreign workers seting free Jermans to be soldiers. And it waz zeir fault zat we hat to fight till ze end because zey made all ze weapons for Hitler.
Was ist falsch mit dir? Wenn du Hitler magst von mir aus, aber das unter einer Werbung zu posten ist schon dämlich! Vor allem wenn die Werbung auf Comedy ausgelegt ist! Und dann wunder sich alle warum wir Deutschen als Nazis bezeichnet werden. Pfui!
German snitchers are systematically spreading hatred and lies.The aim is to distract from German atrocities comitted during the NAZI time and today. My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years. I recorded more than 450 hours of evidence which ended in the legal system. The BND which is the renamed GESTAPO continued to torture my brother for another 1.5 years, now with the aid of the "legal“ system. Markus Bott was murdered on 11.7.09 to suppress our homepage.
It never ceases to amaze me that people will stuff their ill informed political opinions in the most tenuous of places. Almost inevitably followed by bigoted rants and name calling. I posted this video for shits and giggles not to open a forum on the atrocities of a fallen government. And as this video has no relevance what so ever to domes I'm guessing Short12202 was trying to spell dumb but spelt it like done with an m. This, Shorty, is what we call irony.
Ja tut uns leid das wir nicht so geile Bierwerbung und so haben!^^
Meine Güte Walter freu dich über die kleinen Spitzen man lacht heute eh zu selten ist doch schön wenn die werbung nur ab und an mal mit was lustigem wirbt...
@MrCSXboy98 oh come on! why do people always have to begin with WW II again? this is more than 60 years ago... i think. and guess what, there are jews living here in germany who're happy^^ my best friend is one and i love him (you know like a friend ;-) ) so plz just stop^^
@NeoFalcon69 The German state systematically is openly using murder to suppress any opposition since at least 1919. Torture with directed energy weapons was already used in 1908, see my homepage, chapter Psychiatrie-->Zur Klinik der Narkolepsie. They also used large amounts of snitchers before ww1. There are several cases of possible murders before ww1, the most obvious being the famous Rudolf Diesel, see chapter murder on my homepage.You may have translated the texts by clicking the flags.
2. Jeder hat bei uns Meinungsfreiheit und in Sachen Politik wird die hier auch kräftig genutzt du lästerst über die Politiker auch wenn du sie gewählt hast!^^ Einfach weils so schön ist es zu dürfen! :P
@EvilCurses These are the same lies as already used by the German administration during the 3rd Reich. Everyone not complying with the decisions of the German administration will be persecuted. Even not actively taking part in the witch-hunts organized by the German state may put you on the black list.
Sorry for this, but i can not sleep and things are happening to me, weird scary stuff, i just wanna be able to sleep so:
in 1683 a person named robert was killed in a car accident one street down where bloody mary was killed and by reading this he will appear in your room and kill you unless you send this to another video in 1 Minute
die is ja wohl unglaublich gut :D
WildeVerfolgungsjagt 3 weeks ago
Nur weil wirs können ???
Gangsterchecker94 2 months ago 8
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Ze werld has tu understant zat it is never ze fault of ze Jermans. It waz ze fault of ze Amerikans zet we lost ze war. It was ze fault of ze Kommunists zat we hat to invade Russia. It waz ze fault of all ze foreign workers seting free Jermans to be soldiers. And it waz zeir fault zat we hat to fight till ze end because zey made all ze weapons for Hitler.
18BND88 2 months ago
lol it said fucker divvy password nah
ROBLOXTutorials0101 2 months ago
funny indeed, just in time repair, long live the middle class
MrGerdbrecht 2 months ago
McGuiver came by the Way.
ChestOfEverything 2 months ago
nice ad...it made me shock in the first time i saw, but after i knew this is an ad, i was laughing hahahaha..
hiushark 2 months ago in playlist sepour akiou
We can do everything! except High German ...
BillBuffalo1 3 months ago
@BillBuffalo1 lol
MrSebs95 2 months ago
@BillBuffalo1 wenn man kein englisch kann sollte mans lassen
hardstyle905 2 months ago
@BillBuffalo1
Was ist denn das für ein Rucksackbolschewistenenglisch?
Die einigermassen korrekte Übersetzung wäre:
"We can (do) anything. Except (speak) Standard German."
Und nun übersetzt mal das Ganze geschwind ins Französische.
IllyBidol 2 months ago
haha this is an advertisement for an insurance company ! great!
Lacaenna 3 months ago
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heil hitler
hardstyle905 3 months ago
@hardstyle905
Was ist falsch mit dir? Wenn du Hitler magst von mir aus, aber das unter einer Werbung zu posten ist schon dämlich! Vor allem wenn die Werbung auf Comedy ausgelegt ist! Und dann wunder sich alle warum wir Deutschen als Nazis bezeichnet werden. Pfui!
SuperPyton 3 months ago 3
@hardstyle905 haha du hurensohn
SuperZocker666 2 months ago
incredible germans!! why they cant win the ww2?
right2left2 3 months ago
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Up to 0:10 is a good example of Chinese engineering, after that we can imagine had the car been made in Germany instead.
mgunar 3 months ago
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mgunar 3 months ago
Im german, and thought it was funny.
danidestrokk 3 months ago
hehe - very good concept!
MagicalSunrise1984 4 months ago
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German snitchers are systematically spreading hatred and lies.The aim is to distract from German atrocities comitted during the NAZI time and today. My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years. I recorded more than 450 hours of evidence which ended in the legal system. The BND which is the renamed GESTAPO continued to torture my brother for another 1.5 years, now with the aid of the "legal“ system. Markus Bott was murdered on 11.7.09 to suppress our homepage.
wwwtotalitaerde 4 months ago
haha funny^^
TheZockerpower 4 months ago
deutsche Ampeln oder nicht... lustig ist der clip... *thumbs up*
arkosaso 4 months ago
I am funnybot.
2491cc 4 months ago
oh man^^
natürlich ist das ein fake^^ :D
also ich weiß ja nicht, wie sich eure Autos nach so einem Unfall verhalten, aber meins fährt dann nicht mehr weiter^^ ;)
und JA das ist Lustig :D
BlauesShirt08 4 months ago
biker: but but i thout the cars crash!!!
StanevBrothers 5 months ago
Everybody that's not german just has to admit: THAT. WAS. FUNNY. Now say one more time that germans ain't funny...
MioRaem 5 months ago 71
It never ceases to amaze me that people will stuff their ill informed political opinions in the most tenuous of places. Almost inevitably followed by bigoted rants and name calling. I posted this video for shits and giggles not to open a forum on the atrocities of a fallen government. And as this video has no relevance what so ever to domes I'm guessing Short12202 was trying to spell dumb but spelt it like done with an m. This, Shorty, is what we call irony.
DILIG 5 months ago 28
dome
Shorty12202 5 months ago
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you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life
ROCKlucky22 5 months ago
@EduFreeek only because you've got a small cock
bunglebear69 5 months ago
LOL
TheMilan2812 6 months ago
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"Does anyone else find it ironic a brittish car shunted the german car up the arse end and fucked it up!?"
Rover isn't british, it's Chinese.
GeorgeFlush322 6 months ago
Nah!
sawman3333 6 months ago 3
@bunglebear69 like you, you looser
Marcel18ist 6 months ago
I like turtles
mrlakey123 6 months ago
that's the only funny commercial I've ever seen in my 11 years i lived in germany
stuckboot 6 months ago 4
@stuckboot
Ja tut uns leid das wir nicht so geile Bierwerbung und so haben!^^
Meine Güte Walter freu dich über die kleinen Spitzen man lacht heute eh zu selten ist doch schön wenn die werbung nur ab und an mal mit was lustigem wirbt...
BoeseFlueche 3 months ago
Every dumbass can see that this is not a "fake" but an advertisement...
MegaMuckefuck 6 months ago
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fake....Germans aint got a sense of humour
bunglebear69 8 months ago
@bunglebear69 You judge us !!!!!!!!
Stupid prejudices.
Germany is a country who has people who laugh a lot.
I'm german i have to know it.
Mileyfan2111 7 months ago
@Mileyfan2111
Na komm bleib mal friedlich wir wissen alle Klischees sind meistens übertrieben.
BoeseFlueche 3 months ago
@BoeseFlueche Ich bin doch friedlich xD
Mileyfan2111 3 months ago
@Mileyfan2111
Bei so vielen Ausrufezeichen? :O
Du bist sehr großzügig mit der Definition ganz ruhig!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
BoeseFlueche 3 months ago
@BoeseFlueche Ich mag halt Ausrufezeichen !!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Mileyfan2111 3 months ago
@bunglebear69
It's fake? No, really?
Atheist2006 6 months ago 2
@bunglebear69 but your mother thinks i'm funny
EduFreeek 6 months ago
@bunglebear69 note how many thumbs down this comment got. = N A T I O N A L I S M !
poosaypirate 4 months ago
So fake :)
GunsOfThePhoenix 8 months ago
I am a german but this spot i've never seen.... :o
TheSuperGamecubegame 9 months ago
@TheSuperGamecubegame
lief vor 3-4 jahren mal im fernsehr ^^
predatortheme 7 months ago
@predatortheme ok da der spot vor 3 jahren kam kann ich ihn net gesehen habe da ich da noch net so fiel fern gesehen hab
TheSuperGamecubegame 7 months ago
U have to speak german to understand this guys :D its about a xtrem fast car repear service :D
theSVAshow 9 months ago
That doesn't make any sense (LOL)
onlinetyrant 9 months ago
did every one else just get mine fucked?
tradesmansassistant 9 months ago
I know, we are crazy :D
MrJan142 9 months ago
did they dead
TraXXXtar 10 months ago
UNT AWSOME
nomercy116 10 months ago
German quality :D
xXxBaptistxXx 11 months ago 4
No, I think it is "did they died?"
lcrr700 1 year ago
whare did you find a vid like that
kevtierney 1 year ago
#FAIL
frankie98727 1 year ago
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frankie98727 1 year ago
lol
TheBrentieman 1 year ago
FAKE, deutsche Ampeln an Bahnanlagen haben kein grün!
bealagaagalaeb 1 year ago 77
@bealagaagalaeb doesnt mater the plate are german
poosaypirate 4 months ago
@bealagaagalaeb Dir ist klar das dass eine Werbung ist ?^^
Stanzel123 4 months ago
germans <3333
GermanTrailers2010 1 year ago 2
thumbs up for the deutschland
WUNDERWAFFE45 1 year ago 4
@WUNDERWAFFE45 #FAIL
frankie98727 1 year ago
gut gemacht ne?
mrbuchsteiner 1 year ago 2
it's just an insurance promotional video guys ;)
newer42 1 year ago
is the car ok?
yes.. yes it is lol.
madnesscombat5 1 year ago
greeting from germany! :D
mrcribber 1 year ago
Flipping marvellous
sneezeycheesey3 1 year ago
Does anyone else find it ironic a brittish car shunted the german car up the arse end and fucked it up!?
claypiesexygod 1 year ago
@claypiesexygod obviously you are the only antigerman racist here, you sad sob :)
wolfgangle 1 year ago 3
@wolfgangle since when is germany a race?
claypiesexygod 1 year ago
@claypiesexygod
not race a nationlitie...
and to be against a groupe of humans because of what they are IS RACIST
BoeseFlueche 3 months ago
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What the helk???
jadog31 1 year ago
What the hell???
jadog31 1 year ago
@wd1000
Ganz Lustig.
@NeoFalcon69
Dankeschön
1549763 1 year ago
xD boy it's funny what comments here are under a stupid insurance ad from good old germany
We have much better ones which schow how crazy we are than this one ;)
DonFlorione 1 year ago
the silver car driver was a jew. it explains everything.
MrCSXboy98 1 year ago
@MrCSXboy98 who cares...?! that´s not an explanation -.-
Curaca0Blue 10 months ago
@Curaca0Blue Yes it is. Learn history, the other car driver was a german, and the jew anted revenge
MrCSXboy98 10 months ago
@MrCSXboy98 oh come on! why do people always have to begin with WW II again? this is more than 60 years ago... i think. and guess what, there are jews living here in germany who're happy^^ my best friend is one and i love him (you know like a friend ;-) ) so plz just stop^^
snakelemon 9 months ago
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boy that just shows how gay the germans are
DeJay323 1 year ago
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@DeJay323 just shut the fuck up :)
TheSupascoop 1 year ago
if i was that kid i would throw my bike at the car and then run like hell
Bartman1764 1 year ago
Hey we are not crazy!!!
TheTimbo1000 1 year ago
the poor guy on the bike was like WTF? lol
Coasterrider210 1 year ago
XD Tho, it seems like the dude at the end says, "personal, priceworthy, NOT!"
LifeRunner4000 1 year ago
Those are some really fast crossing gates...
VideoFreakAustinT 1 year ago
Can someone please translate this for me?
Dshed1967 1 year ago
D E FO KAH
we fix your cars and hypnotize people all in one train passage
mbta1000 1 year ago
LOLZ
11crosbykitkat 1 year ago
lol
1neutralizator 1 year ago
Lol wow
thedarkblaze09 2 years ago
axxaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
vskorpidas 2 years ago
あはは、何が有ったんだw
EF641010 2 years ago 5
Damn,....what took so long?
ARMORSCREWS 2 years ago 6
OK !
forum2cracka 2 years ago
haha nice COM!!
shuyye 2 years ago
what the...
Bookof1998 2 years ago
i wish
drift19234 2 years ago
Nope, everyone in Germany drives a Mercedes, Porsche or big BMW ^^, that rover driver is obviously a driver from teh UK XD
Dutchdragonblade 2 years ago 7
lol
alarm081 2 years ago
nobody has dead !
infokeszikle 2 years ago
...gut:)
emhodavid94 2 years ago
Whats the commerical selling?
killerbees177 2 years ago
car insurance.
polarstream 2 years ago
I FUCKING KNOW ALREADY.
killerbees177 2 years ago
Car insurances.
PlaygroundJoe 2 years ago
its a commercial for vehicle insurance
toasty95 2 years ago 6
WOW
blade11212 2 years ago
aggressive like me hahahaha pretty cool that vid :-D
xxxLevis 2 years ago 3
They have Rovers in Germany? I guess so
cashw55 2 years ago
@cashw55 sure we do ^^ youre so stupid xD
hiperman1456 4 months ago
interesting. Magic. German style.
BulgarianTuber 2 years ago 7
@BulgarianTuber
Magic combi with steel... only with steel german magic work!^^
BoeseFlueche 3 months ago
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Did they die? (Someone had to ask)
wd1000 2 years ago 35
@wd1000 stilsuxx guy!!
chaosbloodsucker 1 year ago
@wd1000 stilsuxx guy!!
chaosbloodsucker 1 year ago
0:05
sAchsEnhUntEr 2 years ago
LOL, funny.
Of course, the crash was recorded last: the front car is a little closer to the railway at 0:08 than 0:06 ;-)
gonzalo060375 2 years ago
What The Fuck?
Gazzer101Ace 2 years ago
Thats what I said
killerbees177 2 years ago
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krsjaw 2 years ago
the commercial is for an insurance company, they say that you can't solve a problem faster than they can.
MrM0007 2 years ago 76
@MrM0007 Sounds rather arrogant. =/
NudelzX 6 months ago
Boy that just shows how efficient these Germans are.
NeoFalcon69 2 years ago 188
@NeoFalcon69 i know lets use them as slaves :)
Killuminati1blood 1 year ago
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@NeoFalcon69 The German state systematically is openly using murder to suppress any opposition since at least 1919. Torture with directed energy weapons was already used in 1908, see my homepage, chapter Psychiatrie-->Zur Klinik der Narkolepsie. They also used large amounts of snitchers before ww1. There are several cases of possible murders before ww1, the most obvious being the famous Rudolf Diesel, see chapter murder on my homepage.You may have translated the texts by clicking the flags.
wwwtotalitaerde 6 months ago
@wwwtotalitaerde
1. Was redest du für Gülle?!
2. Jeder hat bei uns Meinungsfreiheit und in Sachen Politik wird die hier auch kräftig genutzt du lästerst über die Politiker auch wenn du sie gewählt hast!^^ Einfach weils so schön ist es zu dürfen! :P
BoeseFlueche 3 months ago
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@EvilCurses These are the same lies as already used by the German administration during the 3rd Reich. Everyone not complying with the decisions of the German administration will be persecuted. Even not actively taking part in the witch-hunts organized by the German state may put you on the black list.
wwwtotalitaerde 3 months ago
wtf
DALIGER 3 years ago
muy bueno jejeje!!!
doenflaco 3 years ago
i wonder what kind of drugs that bikers on. lol
halomaster78 3 years ago 2
was ist das? Die car-kaput? WAS IST DAS?
N01fb0y 3 years ago
LOOOL, ehrlich, so en job will ich haben, den ganzen tag da sitzen und mir LOL-werbung ausdenken^^
66bass 3 years ago 3
whats said at the end? i cant understand german.
Boristhe3rd 3 years ago
"It could'nt be faster, the all-around damage insurance of the DEVK. -
DEVK: individual - cheap - close"
I hope I could help you as one of the "Crazy Germans"xD Cheers
66bass 3 years ago 2
FUKAR
FAB12UCB 3 years ago 2
The Germans are brilliant.
yipleyap 3 years ago 9
i get it now,its a car repair service and they do it so quick that when the train goes by the cars are fixed,good idea
silverHawk1993 3 years ago 3
lol funny commercial
pr0tax 3 years ago 3
na auf alle fälle
UdMTPD 3 years ago
ja wir deutschen sind halt lustiger als ihr :D
xStylezOfBeyonDx 3 years ago 2
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ja man du hast recht ihr deutsche kartofln sind lustiger als die opfer alta nur die ausländer haben deutschland aufgebaut
sukh91o 3 years ago
So Kanaken wie dich sollte man an die Wand stellen! Wir Deutschen sind euch Ausländern ja sooooo viel schuldig......
EXITUS01 3 years ago
@sukh91o
Beweiß es mal anhand von Fakten die zeigen das ihr insgesamt mehr als 50% der Scheisse verbrochen habt die bei uns so schief läuft!^^
BoeseFlueche 3 months ago
lol wtf
TheDragKing53 3 years ago
wtf
CJTman1259 3 years ago 3
lol wtf?
rockmanpunkman 3 years ago 2
LOL LOL!
greyhoundgill 3 years ago
that's funny
wctrain 3 years ago
It´s a Ad for a Car-Insurance.
Zugvogel1 3 years ago 4
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Heil Hitler!
lmsasquatch 3 years ago
fuck you!
mrgibson 3 years ago
Holy crap, it was just a joke....
lmsasquatch 3 years ago
wow, really funny
mrgibson 3 years ago
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Hitler land. wtf
reredruMbooN 3 years ago
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Sorry for this, but i can not sleep and things are happening to me, weird scary stuff, i just wanna be able to sleep so:
in 1683 a person named robert was killed in a car accident one street down where bloody mary was killed and by reading this he will appear in your room and kill you unless you send this to another video in 1 Minute
GscaleProject 3 years ago
sorry, but we can´t cry with you
chickengeorg123 3 years ago
Cars in 1683? Haha, thats a laugh. Did you hear that? That was a laugh.
RedTrinitron 3 years ago
the guy on the bike is like "what the fuck just happened" lol i would shit me self if i saw that
blimp221 3 years ago 2
wtf
sipelgas52 3 years ago
I wish my insurance could do that!
StillenGtr17 3 years ago 9
I can just say the break performence of the mercedes is good.
NomadHeart1985 3 years ago
cuac
alegaby7 3 years ago
:D:D:D
Holubstrainz 3 years ago
einfach nur gut ;) DEVK halt ...
yetanothertubeuser 3 years ago